Middle-Earth RP (OOC/Closed)

[G-Tech Corporation]

Well, I have nothing to do with anything, so pretty sure XD

Great Russia begs to differ Isn't that right G-Tech?

Forrrrrrr Grrreeeeaaatttt Russssssiiiiaaaa!

That would be interesting. What would you do if there wasn't nearby water?

Maybe make it breed with humans ?

I, wait, what?

[Prusseusss]

Great Russia begs to differ Isn't that right G-Tech?

Forrrrrrr Grrreeeeaaatttt Russssssiiiiaaaa!

Maybe make it breed with humans ?

I, wait, what?

Half human half weird monster thingy ?

[G-Tech Corporation]

Forrrrrrr Grrreeeeaaatttt Russssssiiiiaaaa!



I, wait, what?

Half human half weird monster thingy ?

I sincerely doubt that would work. Genetics doesn't function like that.

[Prusseusss]

Half human half weird monster thingy ?

I sincerely doubt that would work. Genetics doesn't function like that.

Theres always magic and such to assist with the process.

[Great Franconia and Verana]

I don't see why not. Your Uruks will have to stay outside Isengard though.

Alright.And durin's bane ?

Does not exist. Remember the Unsommoning thing? Suck it up, you made a bad choice, don't break the rules because you regret it. And no, you cannot breed a watcher with another species. That crosses the line

[Prusseusss]

Alright.And durin's bane ?

Does not exist. Remember the Unsommoning thing? Suck it up, you made a bad choice, don't break the rules because you regret it. And no, you cannot breed a watcher with another species. That crosses the line

How does it cross the line ? And also,dan said I have durins bane,but he is not as powerful.

[G-Tech Corporation]

I should breed my Balrogs with Olog-Hai and make a flaming troll army of doom.

[Prusseusss]

I should breed my Balrogs with Olog-Hai and make a flaming troll army of doom.

I don't think that would work.Considering the fact that the balrogs are,at heart,simply evil maiar.And the fact that the balrogs would burn the troll alive.

[Valentir]

Alright.And durin's bane ?

Does not exist. Remember the Unsommoning thing? Suck it up, you made a bad choice, don't break the rules because you regret it. And no, you cannot breed a watcher with another species. That crosses the line

I have to agree with F&V. Pruss you shouldn't have the Balrog. And I mean a cross breed watcher? That is unrealistic and would NEVER happen in the LOTR World. Pruss you have fucked Canon over enough.

[Great Franconia and Verana]

Does not exist. Remember the Unsommoning thing? Suck it up, you made a bad choice, don't break the rules because you regret it. And no, you cannot breed a watcher with another species. That crosses the line

How does it cross the line ? And also,dan said I have durins bane,but he is not as powerful.

First off, I am ignoring any balrog posts you make, so don't send it after me, for all intents and purposes, it does not exist to me, it's an obvious breach of the rules. As for the watcher, it cannot mate with other beings, and no amount of magic can change something's inherent biology, unless you are a Valar. Just stop with these ridiculous ideas, you have screwed with the Lore enough.

[Valentir]

How does it cross the line ? And also,dan said I have durins bane,but he is not as powerful.

First off, I am ignoring any balrog posts you make, so don't send it after me, for all intents and purposes, it does not exist to me, it's an obvious breach of the rules. As for the watcher, it cannot mate with other beings, and no amount of magic can change something's inherent biology, unless you are a Valar. Just stop with these ridiculous ideas, you have screwed with the Lore enough.

I have to agree again. First making Saurman Good then an evil elf faction and now a crossbreed Watcher? What's next a Balrog-Mumakil?

[Great Franconia and Verana]

First off, I am ignoring any balrog posts you make, so don't send it after me, for all intents and purposes, it does not exist to me, it's an obvious breach of the rules. As for the watcher, it cannot mate with other beings, and no amount of magic can change something's inherent biology, unless you are a Valar. Just stop with these ridiculous ideas, you have screwed with the Lore enough.

I have to agree again. First making Saurman Good then an evil elf faction and now a crossbreed Watcher? What's next a Balrog-Mumakil?

Nah, probably Mumakil-Hobbits knowing Prusseusss

[Valentir]

I have to agree again. First making Saurman Good then an evil elf faction and now a crossbreed Watcher? What's next a Balrog-Mumakil?

Nah, probably Mumakil-Hobbits knowing Prusseusss

Well let's not make fun of him. But I mean his ideas, while rather interesting, just don't fit into the Lord of the Rings.

[G-Tech Corporation]

I should breed my Balrogs with Olog-Hai and make a flaming troll army of doom.

I don't think that would work.Considering the fact that the balrogs are,at heart,simply evil maiar.And the fact that the balrogs would burn the troll alive.

Piffle. They can just cut back on the flames for a bit. I want my doom army.

[Prusseusss]

Nah, probably Mumakil-Hobbits knowing Prusseusss

Well let's not make fun of him. But I mean his ideas, while rather interesting, just don't fit into the Lord of the Rings.

Sorry.

[Valentir]

Well let's not make fun of him. But I mean his ideas, while rather interesting, just don't fit into the Lord of the Rings.

Sorry.

It's okay. But evil elves, crossbreed watchers, and good Saurmans really break LOTR lore.

[Great Franconia and Verana]

I don't think that would work.Considering the fact that the balrogs are,at heart,simply evil maiar.And the fact that the balrogs would burn the troll alive.

Piffle. They can just cut back on the flames for a bit. I want my doom army.

[Eaglleia]

First off, I am ignoring any balrog posts you make, so don't send it after me, for all intents and purposes, it does not exist to me, it's an obvious breach of the rules. As for the watcher, it cannot mate with other beings, and no amount of magic can change something's inherent biology, unless you are a Valar. Just stop with these ridiculous ideas, you have screwed with the Lore enough.

I have to agree again. First making Saurman Good then an evil elf faction and now a crossbreed Watcher? What's next a Balrog-Mumakil?

We have another evil Elf faction, though.

[Valentir]

I have to agree again. First making Saurman Good then an evil elf faction and now a crossbreed Watcher? What's next a Balrog-Mumakil?

We have another evil Elf faction, though.

Wait what? What is the other evil elf faction?

[Prusseusss]

Sorry.

It's okay. But evil elves, crossbreed watchers, and good Saurmans really break LOTR lore.

Well,if we do reboot this,I am thinking of making a group of goblins in moria that have the watcher as a ring creature,and ironically worship it as a god.

[Great Franconia and Verana]

Well let's not make fun of him. But I mean his ideas, while rather interesting, just don't fit into the Lord of the Rings.

Sorry.

It's fine just try to be a bit more reasonable.
But in the words of Anhur, I am still using the "ignore cannon" on your balrog.

[Valentir]

It's okay. But evil elves, crossbreed watchers, and good Saurmans really break LOTR lore.

Well,if we do reboot this,I am thinking of making a group of goblins in moria that have the watcher as a ring creature,and ironically worship it as a god.

Worshiping it as a god? In my opinion that is a no-no. But it will be Dan's choice, not mine.

Sorry.

It's fine just try to be a bit more reasonable.
But in the words of Anhur, I am still using the "ignore cannon" on your balrog.

"Ignore Cannon" What is that from?

[Eaglleia]

We have another evil Elf faction, though.

Wait what? What is the other evil elf faction?

Sil Arion's faction. Also, there have been less than good Elves in Tolkien history, ftr.

[Great Franconia and Verana]

It's okay. But evil elves, crossbreed watchers, and good Saurmans really break LOTR lore.

Well,if we do reboot this,I am thinking of making a group of goblins in moria that have the watcher as a ring creature,and ironically worship it as a god.

Can't we all just stick to the canon factions? It's more fun that way.

[Great Franconia and Verana]

Well,if we do reboot this,I am thinking of making a group of goblins in moria that have the watcher as a ring creature,and ironically worship it as a god.

Worshiping it as a god? In my opinion that is a no-no. But it will be Dan's choice, not mine.

It's fine just try to be a bit more reasonable.
But in the words of Anhur, I am still using the "ignore cannon" on your balrog.

"Ignore Cannon" What is that from?

Anhur said it in a Star Wars RP we are in