Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:Ferdinand proceeded to tackle D onto the ground and deliver several punches into his face.
"You insignificant ingrate!" he yelled. "You're an egotistical little fuck, who pretends that he carries the world on his tiny shoulders. But you don't. I smell the caffeine inside of your body."
Ferdinand smirked. "I can't wait until you crash and burn."
D stood perfectly still while Ferdinand hit him, seeming completely indifferent.
"I am not the one who attacked an eleven-year-old because his feelings were hurt," he said simply, "nor do I smell like cheap whiskey and demon blood. I think, perhaps, it would be wise to look at yourself before you criticize others. Glass house, meet stone."Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Daisuke gave Crowley his drink, which he gulped down. "So," the wizard asked. "You planning on doing anything about that?"
"I will always help my friends in times of need." the Taka replied. "However, D doesn't seem in danger of being permanently injured from this. And arguably, someone could stretch it out to think he needs it, so...in any case, what do you think the odds of Britain winning the Ashes this year are?"
"Pretty good, I'd say. Australia just hasn't been up to par in recent years."
"Hey!" D said, fumbling to catch Ferdinand's wrist, "Dai! I'm being attacked by an angry drunk with a small dick. Could you help here? I still own twenty-five percent!"
"I'm discussing cricket!" Dai said.
"You're an American." Crowley noted.
"I have British permanent residency!" Daisuke sighed, grabbing Ferdinand and pulling the vampire off. "He's a dumbass with social skills. Probably best not to irritate him. Besides, he has twenty five percent of my company's stock, so I'd rather keep him at the moment."