Personification Life

[Dabfia]

*Dabfia is walking around the labyrinth pistol and knife in hand*

*head hacks intercom again*
"I would like to tell you that I teleported your weapons to the insides of the zombies. I'm not telling you which ones have them."
*didn't teleport weapons*

I have to kill robots, zombies, and people from different dimensions, i don't need those weapons its called the good old fashion knife and pistol *Epic serious face*

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

*head hacks intercom again*
"I would like to tell you that I teleported your weapons to the insides of the zombies. I'm not telling you which ones have them."
*didn't teleport weapons*

I have to kill robots, zombies, and people from different dimensions, i don't need those weapons its called the good old fashion knife and pistol *Epic serious face*

*teleports Wunderwaffes to the people from other dimensions*
"Kill a zombie and I'll give you cake."

[The BranRiech]

*head hacks intercom again*
"I would like to tell you that I teleported your weapons to the insides of the zombies. I'm not telling you which ones have them."
*didn't teleport weapons*

I have to kill robots, zombies, and people from different dimensions, i don't need those weapons its called the good old fashion knife and pistol *Epic serious face*

"Ok, it looks like all the others were killed by the combat robots, so have fun going down in the history books of another dimension. Ok so the High Generals office is a few doors down the hall.

Be careful, there will be at least 50 guards in there and the room is large enough to fly a combat gunship in. See, think it through. Me telling you that there might be a combat gunship in the next room means there will more than likely be a combat gunship in the next room and i'm currently going off on a rant right now."

[Dabfia]

I have to kill robots, zombies, and people from different dimensions, i don't need those weapons its called the good old fashion knife and pistol *Epic serious face*

*teleports Wunderwaffes to the people from other dimensions*
"Kill a zombie and I'll give you cake."

Son of a bitch
*Pulls out lightning* katana from its holster*
no one knew i had this

[Dabfia]

I have to kill robots, zombies, and people from different dimensions, i don't need those weapons its called the good old fashion knife and pistol *Epic serious face*

"Ok, it looks like all the others were killed by the combat robots, so have fun going down in the history books of another dimension. Ok so the High Generals office is a few doors down the hall.

Be careful, there will be at least 50 guards in there and the room is large enough to fly a combat gunship in. See, think it through. Me telling you that there might be a combat gunship in the next room means there will more than likely be a combat gunship in the next room and i'm currently going off on a rant right now."

Ok then well, *Shoots robot without silencer on and they all hear the shot*
Shit

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

what is going on here?

[Dabfia]

what is going on here?

*Over walkie talkie*
i just went down in alternate dimension nation's history books that's what *epic face*

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

what is going on here?

*Over walkie talkie*
i just went down in alternate dimension nation's history books that's what *epic face*

...........

[Dabfia]

*Over walkie talkie*
i just went down in alternate dimension nation's history books that's what *epic face*

...........

Don't ask Bran put me in this situation anyway

[Monfrox]

Monfrox slowly walked away and back to the halls. "Aww....such a shame. I'm sure he would've been a great cure." The voice sneered. "SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!" She screamed again before looking around to see if anyone heard her. "That does it. You wanna play hard ball? I can fucking play hard ball!" "What are you going to do about it?" Monfrox stormed into her room and rummaged through her pack, pulling out a full bottle of Cossack's vodka. "Take this, you bitch." "No.....no don't you da-!" Too late. Monfrox locked her lips around the bottle and chugged the alcohol until there wasn't a drop left. She dropped the empty bottle and felt extremely dizzy, but she also felt a certain clarity come over her.

It wasn't enough, though, as she was one to hold her liquor well. She downed a whole other bottle and stumbled out into the hallway and tried to walk in a straight line, which was impossible given her current condition. But it was a trade-off, as now she would be good for at least another couple weeks or until something else happened that completely pissed her off. Her cheeks were bright red and she felt the need to just laugh at something, but she was happy, truly. This was only temporary, so she could deal with the hangover in the morning if it meant a couple more weeks of mental peace and quiet, and innocence.

[Dabfia]

*After killing several hundred robots and zombies Dabfia finally made it to the end and shot the robot general*
Finally this is over i'm almost out of ammo

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

Monfrox slowly walked away and back to the halls. "Aww....such a shame. I'm sure he would've been a great cure." The voice sneered. "SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!" She screamed again before looking around to see if anyone heard her. "That does it. You wanna play hard ball? I can fucking play hard ball!" "What are you going to do about it?" Monfrox stormed into her room and rummaged through her pack, pulling out a full bottle of Cossack's vodka. "Take this, you bitch." "No.....no don't you da-!" Too late. Monfrox locked her lips around the bottle and chugged the alcohol until there wasn't a drop left. She dropped the empty bottle and felt extremely dizzy, but she also felt a certain clarity come over her.

It wasn't enough, though, as she was one to hold her liquor well. She downed a whole other bottle and stumbled out into the hallway and tried to walk in a straight line, which was impossible given her current condition. But it was a trade-off, as now she would be good for at least another couple weeks or until something else happened that completely pissed her off. Her cheeks were bright red and she felt the need to just laugh at something, but she was happy, truly. This was only temporary, so she could deal with the hangover in the morning if it meant a couple more weeks of mental peace and quiet, and innocence.

Hey Monfrox!

[The BranRiech]

*After killing several hundred robots and zombies Dabfia finally made it to the end and shot the robot general*
Finally this is over i'm almost out of ammo

*Audio recording of Bran*

"Good job Comrade! You have succesfully proceeded to dismantle and destroy the Branriech government. There's still alot to be done in the name of freedom though. Keep fighting!"

*Real Bran*

"That recording is so cheesey, here lemme getcha out of there."

*Door opens in front of Dab with stairs leading back to Fallout shelter*

[Dabfia]

*After killing several hundred robots and zombies Dabfia finally made it to the end and shot the robot general*
Finally this is over i'm almost out of ammo

*Audio recording of Bran*

"Good job Comrade! You have succesfully proceeded to dismantle and destroy the Branriech government. There's still alot to be done in the name of freedom though. Keep fighting!"

*Real Bran*

"That recording is so cheesey, here lemme getcha out of there."

*Door opens in front of Dab with stairs leading back to Fallout shelter*

*Walks up, When Bran see's him he's covered in his blood from all the wounds*
That was fun

[Monfrox]

Monfrox slowly walked away and back to the halls. "Aww....such a shame. I'm sure he would've been a great cure." The voice sneered. "SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!" She screamed again before looking around to see if anyone heard her. "That does it. You wanna play hard ball? I can fucking play hard ball!" "What are you going to do about it?" Monfrox stormed into her room and rummaged through her pack, pulling out a full bottle of Cossack's vodka. "Take this, you bitch." "No.....no don't you da-!" Too late. Monfrox locked her lips around the bottle and chugged the alcohol until there wasn't a drop left. She dropped the empty bottle and felt extremely dizzy, but she also felt a certain clarity come over her.

It wasn't enough, though, as she was one to hold her liquor well. She downed a whole other bottle and stumbled out into the hallway and tried to walk in a straight line, which was impossible given her current condition. But it was a trade-off, as now she would be good for at least another couple weeks or until something else happened that completely pissed her off. Her cheeks were bright red and she felt the need to just laugh at something, but she was happy, truly. This was only temporary, so she could deal with the hangover in the morning if it meant a couple more weeks of mental peace and quiet, and innocence.

Hey Monfrox!

"Oh..*hic* hi..Tsuyoi." Monfrox replied. She leaned against the wall.

[The BranRiech]

*Audio recording of Bran*

"Good job Comrade! You have succesfully proceeded to dismantle and destroy the Branriech government. There's still alot to be done in the name of freedom though. Keep fighting!"

*Real Bran*

"That recording is so cheesey, here lemme getcha out of there."

*Door opens in front of Dab with stairs leading back to Fallout shelter*

*Walks up, When Bran see's him he's covered in his blood from all the wounds*
That was fun

"Looked fun. Wanna go pull pranks on others?"

[Dabfia]

*Walks up, When Bran see's him he's covered in his blood from all the wounds*
That was fun

"Looked fun. Wanna go pull pranks on others?"

Yeah i have an idea lets prank them into thinking i'm dead you know because all of this blood over me

[The BranRiech]

"Looked fun. Wanna go pull pranks on others?"

Yeah i have an idea lets prank them into thinking i'm dead you know because all of this blood over me

"Alright, you lay down on the floor and i'll yell on the intercom for someone to help because I think you are dead. when they come down, you'll pop up and scream at them.

Here take this. It makes it seem that you actually are dead, our spec-ops troopers use it all the time. It makes it so your chest doesn't move when you breath and other assorted details."

*tosses Dab the bottle*

[Dabfia]

Yeah i have an idea lets prank them into thinking i'm dead you know because all of this blood over me

"Alright, you lay down on the floor and i'll yell on the intercom for someone to help because I think you are dead. when they come down, you'll pop up and scream at them.

Here take this. It makes it seem that you actually are dead, our spec-ops troopers use it all the time. It makes it so your chest doesn't move when you breath and other assorted details."

*tosses Dab the bottle*

*Grabs bottle uses it and lays down*

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

Hey Monfrox!

"Oh..*hic* hi..Tsuyoi." Monfrox replied. She leaned against the wall.

you okay? you seem a little drunk

[Monfrox]

"Oh..*hic* hi..Tsuyoi." Monfrox replied. She leaned against the wall.

you okay? you seem a little drunk

"Honey...*hic*...I am drunk....*hic*..." She said, laughing a bit.

[The BranRiech]

*P.A*

"Hey! Someone get the fuck down here! Dab was knocked out in the training scenario! I had to go in and get him and now he won't wake up!
There's blood everywhere, hurry!!"

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

you okay? you seem a little drunk

"Honey...*hic*...I am drunk....*hic*..." She said, laughing a bit.

Um......Okay?......Maybe you should stop drinking........that and drink this!"gives monfrox a bottle of vodka which is actually mouse posion,but it's disguised as vodka"

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

*P.A*

"Hey! Someone get the fuck down here! Dab was knocked out in the training scenario! I had to go in and get him and now he won't wake up!
There's blood everywhere, hurry!!"

*The original NVE shows up with a fire axe a shovel*
"Dibs on his organs!"

[The BranRiech]

*P.A*

"Hey! Someone get the fuck down here! Dab was knocked out in the training scenario! I had to go in and get him and now he won't wake up!
There's blood everywhere, hurry!!"

*The original NVE shows up with a fire axe a shovel*
"Dibs on his organs!"

"No! Fuck off, only people who can, ya know, Actually Help; instead of calling dibs on his organs!"