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by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:17 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:24 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Crowley sighed. "Basements. Gee. Thanks. That's useful." he said sarcastically, moving down the stairs while followed by the rest, Minh lifting Daisuke (still in wheelchair) and the still unconscious Ivy (but regaining conciousness rather fast) up in the air with his hands before setting his son down at the bottom of the stairs. "It's rather awfully quiet." he said. He then remembered last time he had said "too quiet" and therefore declined to do so. No point in tempting fate.
But it was quiet and dark down here. Just unconscious students and rabbits. The gas was much stronger down here as well. Minh kept twirling his sword to keep the gas away. "This is all rather strange, Aleister." he noted.
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As they moved deeper in the vents, Damien and Lewis would see a giant generator which generally created hot and cold air. However, it seemed like the yellow gas was coming from it. Easy to break and handle, though the gas was obscuring their view.
Then five EVE ripoffs came up behind them, firing their stun guns/taser arms at them. They were also in the vents, apparently, having climbed in after Damien and Lewis had. It was rather cramped in here, so the robots weren't too effective. They also lacked human ingenuity, so they would be easy to handle.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:47 pm
by Nude East Ireland » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:53 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:02 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Olthar » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:07 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:09 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Mavorpen » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:17 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:47 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Sep 02, 2012 3:44 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Damien sighed. "Lewis, go ahead, I'll kill these robots." Sliding past Lewis, uncomfortably might I add, Damien grabbed his electric gun and aimed down into the vents at the robots. "Hey, robo-sluts." He waited until they looked at him. "Tell this to your mothers." Setting the gun to a medium setting, Damien fired at the first EVE clone's head, and a chord of pure electrical energy smacked against the robot's head, kind of like a taser, but it was just an electric beam.
by Neo Arcad » Sun Sep 02, 2012 4:32 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:When Sari-chan smiled and then pounced at her, hugging her, Ciel was a bit confused, not knowing the reason to Sarina's sudden reaction to her appearance. But either way she hugged back, not wanting to hurt her or anything of the sort. She couldn't help but laugh a little, however, when she heard the whole deal about her being Flute-chan, the Fourth Adorable Warrior. Truly, even amidst such a mess, Sari-chan's cheery attitude managed to get up her spirits. She simply continued laughing along with Sari.
When she was trusted the fan that had kept the yellow mist away from the group, she nodded at what Sari-chan said and then took the fan, using it to blow the yellow mist away whenever it seemed to be creeping towards them. She sighed in relief that she could breathe normally now, and tossed the rag she had been covering her mouth and nose with away, noticing that once again her fingers and toes could feel.
When Sari-chan aimlessly charged down a random hallway, Ciel attempted to shout at her. "Sari-chan, wait!" She shouted, to no avail. Sighing, she simpy followed the rest of the group and kept the yellow 'ketchup' mist away from them with the fan, humming to herself as she went. After a while, she turned to Izanagi. "Do you have any idea of what happened? Why is there yellow mist and robots running around?" She asked.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Rupudska » Sun Sep 02, 2012 4:34 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Hetland 2 » Sun Sep 02, 2012 4:35 pm
Seshephe wrote:Frida was terrified at seeing Maria bleeding, but for the sake of her... friend, she decided not to show it.
This proved mildly successful given that her voice kind of betrayed her and the tears in her eyes didn't help
either.
"Don't be silly Maria" she said
She then picked her up in her arms and proceeded to carry her out of the building.
"I can manage for quite a while in this gas and the robots are not a problem. What's important is that we
need to get you to..." she was about to say the infirmary but immediately realised that this might be a bad
idea.
"... to some medical attention." she said with a tense voice.
"Laz!" she called out as she stepped through the hole in the wall onto the grass outside.
"Maria seriously needs medical attention and the infirmary is not safe right now! The only other option I can
think of is the local hospital. Can you call 112 and ask them to send an ambulance immediately? You heard that Laz?
Immediately!" At this point she was screaming hysterically.
"In the meanwhile I'm going to stop the bleeding!" she screamed at Laz for no apparent reason as he was lying about
half a meter away from her.
Carefully laying Maria down on the grass she began inspecting Marias injuries. A deep wound stretched across her left
shoulder, judging by the amount of blood it could not have severed the brachial artery but merely the superficial veins
and some of the smaller arteries. Frida drew a gasp of relief, they still had some time. Maria would be ok.
With a strength that she had not thought herself capable of Frida ripped her shirt in two in an instant and began to apply
pressure to the wound. That was the best she could do... now all that she could do was wait... wait and hope that Laz
would get there in time with the ambulance.
She bit her lip nervously, surely there had to be something more she could do... but to no avail, she couldn't think of anything.
"It'll be ok" she whispered, crying softly
"Everything is going to be ok Maria." she said, trying to comfort Maria as best as she could.
Making sure not to weaken the pressure while doing so she bent over Maria and looked down on her pale face from above.
Hesitating a little at the fascinating, oddly lethal feeling, texture of Marias lips she finally bent in and kisses her softly.
"D..dd.. don't le.. leave me Maria, I... I really like you!" she sobbed
"I.. iii... I think I am in love with you Maria so therefore,... please hang in there, ne?"
we will send a air stare on libya if they don't stop their attack
The krang countered the wave with something. And continued to try and take over the decepticon seeker.
Everybody! Can you stop saying that the cargo ship sinking we have done lately was a war crime. We were trying to economically destroy the UK.
Mair glows brightly and transforms in a human, wearing a white cloak, "leave us"
"FIRE IN THE HOE" he bellowed before triggering the explosive.
Julius Ceasar was a normal 14 year old who played Elder Tale in Russia.
We have already established, more powerful beings are not a proper weakness.
by Mavorpen » Sun Sep 02, 2012 4:51 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Sep 02, 2012 4:59 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Seshephe » Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:01 pm
Hetland 2 wrote:Maria looked shocked at Frida, blushing and tearing up. "I... But... I..." She began to sob, her repressed feelings from a month of dreams bubbling up, the pain and Frida's sudden confession making her more bewildered and. "I'm so confused Frida. I've been having weird dreams about you... We... We kiss a lot and stuff an' I don't know how to feel! I was too scared to tell you about it! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I... I really like you too! I do! I do! I do!" She began giggling, her head on Frida's lap, tears still running down her cheeks.
She lifted her good arm, "I won't die from this. Pinky swear."
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:25 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nude East Ireland » Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:30 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:34 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:35 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:37 pm
by Nude East Ireland » Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:39 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Crowley owes me a new suit," Lewis grumbled when the generator stopped, "Why the hell did that EVE robot do this? Also, who the hell is that EVE robot? I know she's the girl Crowley kept in his office last year, but why? Where did she come from and why does Crowley trust her? Crowley trusts no one."
He then followed Damien, landing on James' car as well, though with more grace.
"Anyways, Damien, I've been meanin' to talk to ye'," he said, "I need some money. Crowley pays us shit, and I've got a weddin' comin' up and a new baby on the way. Can I... borrow some? I would go to the banks, but they're evil."
by Olthar » Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:47 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:06 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Crowley owes me a new suit," Lewis grumbled when the generator stopped, "Why the hell did that EVE robot do this? Also, who the hell is that EVE robot? I know she's the girl Crowley kept in his office last year, but why? Where did she come from and why does Crowley trust her? Crowley trusts no one."
He then followed Damien, landing on James' car as well, though with more grace.
"Anyways, Damien, I've been meanin' to talk to ye'," he said, "I need some money. Crowley pays us shit, and I've got a weddin' comin' up and a new baby on the way. Can I... borrow some? I would go to the banks, but they're evil."
Damien wiped off his suit, because he was rich and could afford to wear one, and nodded. "Sure, Lewis. It's not like Crowley really needs ten billion Pounds a year anyways. I'm sure seven or five could do him. Wait, how much did you need again anyways? Well, that doesn't matter, I'll have my accountant settle that shit." He cracked his neck and dusted the last few specs from his suit jacket, and then led Lewis back towards Crowley's office. "You know, Lewis, I told Crowley that I felt something was up. And I don't think this is the end of it. It seemed a little... easy. I think something else is going on. Maybe not with the robot, but maybe in Hell or Heaven, or something."
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:08 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Crowley heard James' car break, since it was located right outside the office. "Alright then, we may as well just head to Hell now, get the students back safel-"
"That...will not be a good idea." spoke Calliel calmly, appearing behind them. "SAM went directly to Azazel's headquarters and main story, the City of Dis. It will not end well." he said. "Hello, Mr. Callahan. You killed a friend of ours, not sure if you know." he nodded.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
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