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by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:14 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Mavorpen » Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:14 pm
by Ameriganastan » Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:30 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Neo Arcad » Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:38 pm
Mavorpen wrote:Natsu laughed, and Izanagi had a feeling he knew why. Kyoko, however, seemed to be confused as to why he was laughing. Kyoko thought, What's so funny? Natsu attempted to reply, but failed many times due to snickering too much. Finally he replied.
"Nothing. It's just funny how she has no clue that you're going to completely disappear in 5 or so minutes. Unfortunately her dream team is going to be broken up soon." Izanagi shrugged, but nodded at the same time, agreeing with him for once.
Kyoko watched as Sari-chan charged forward, and she ran after her without protest. From what Kyoko gathered, she was going the right way anyway.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Hetland 2 » Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:53 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:"Get away from me...I said get away!"
Laz was not having a good day. The gas was still assaulting his sense of smell, leaving him with a wracking cough. Too busy coughing, he couldn't inhale properly to shoot fire. Adding to that, a group of robots were closing in on him, and the paralyzing effect of the gas was starting to take hold. Laz was feeling something he was very unfamiliar with: fear of dying.
"Get away...I'm The Great and Mighty Lazrian! I've survived worse...I've survived worse..."
He broke down coughing again, and tripped onto the floor, hacking like an old man.
"Crap...I'm fucked..."
we will send a air stare on libya if they don't stop their attack
The krang countered the wave with something. And continued to try and take over the decepticon seeker.
Everybody! Can you stop saying that the cargo ship sinking we have done lately was a war crime. We were trying to economically destroy the UK.
Mair glows brightly and transforms in a human, wearing a white cloak, "leave us"
"FIRE IN THE HOE" he bellowed before triggering the explosive.
Julius Ceasar was a normal 14 year old who played Elder Tale in Russia.
We have already established, more powerful beings are not a proper weakness.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:59 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Crowley paused. He was speaking to Lewis (well, on the phone because Lewis didn't turn it off and he was listening in) and he was telling him that there was a map which had everyone in the school on the map. Well then. That was a security flaw. But also quite useful. His voice came over the phone. "Where the fuck is EVE? I need that information right now."
Meanwhile, Minh raised an eyebrow and gave a chuckle at Ellywick's usage of "Daisy" though "Daisy" himself looked mortified by that nickname. "Yes, those will be quite useful." he congratulated the young girl gnome thing. "Nice work making that. I'll take one-" he took the electro gun. "Daisy over there has one, and you should keep the flamethrower just in case. Probably best for you."
Then Daisuke was hit by an idiot who ran into his wheelchair. "What the fuck, Pierre?" he yelled, Minh reached down and picked up Pierre and the girl on his back. "Alright, calm down." he said. "Daisuke, heal the girl and knock the gas out of here." he ordered. Daisuke nodded, placed a hand on the girl's shoulder, and sent healing energy through his fingers and into the girl, clearing her system of the gas.
"She should awake soon." he said, glancing at Pierre. "What the hell are you doing?"
by Ameriganastan » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:04 pm
Hetland 2 wrote:Ameriganastan wrote:"Get away from me...I said get away!"
Laz was not having a good day. The gas was still assaulting his sense of smell, leaving him with a wracking cough. Too busy coughing, he couldn't inhale properly to shoot fire. Adding to that, a group of robots were closing in on him, and the paralyzing effect of the gas was starting to take hold. Laz was feeling something he was very unfamiliar with: fear of dying.
"Get away...I'm The Great and Mighty Lazrian! I've survived worse...I've survived worse..."
He broke down coughing again, and tripped onto the floor, hacking like an old man.
"Crap...I'm fucked..."
Maria got up to see Laz collapse on the ground close to her and pulled herself up letting out a pained moan as she was forced to put weight on her injured shoulder. She staggered up and in front of Laz grinning at him in an incredibly poor attempt to look like she wasn't in pain.
"Laz... I'm really sorry about this..." and with a strained motion she picked up Laz and threw him through the window. She turned back to the hordes of robots that spelled certain doom for her in this state and mumbled to herself,
"So pay the price and close you're eyes and play the game and I'll make you cry..."
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Ende » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:20 pm
by The Inritus Extraho » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:57 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Sep 02, 2012 12:03 am
The Inritus Extraho wrote:Jade stumbled through the gas, a globe of fresh air surrounding her as a series of incredibly complex shields kept out the painful yellow gas. She had seen collapsed students, and her fingers were numb, so she presumed it was paralyzing. A quick check for a pulse in some of the people she passed confirmed it. Still, she would feel better with a nice sword by her side.
She saw a figure out in the mist, and her hands came up to wield an 'imaginary' sword made of force, this one not even splitting the yellow gas - for there was no point to - as she approached. She tilted her head, and slid along the wall, only to recognize it as James. "James..." she said curtly to the figure.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by The Inritus Extraho » Sun Sep 02, 2012 12:11 am
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:The Inritus Extraho wrote:Jade stumbled through the gas, a globe of fresh air surrounding her as a series of incredibly complex shields kept out the painful yellow gas. She had seen collapsed students, and her fingers were numb, so she presumed it was paralyzing. A quick check for a pulse in some of the people she passed confirmed it. Still, she would feel better with a nice sword by her side.
She saw a figure out in the mist, and her hands came up to wield an 'imaginary' sword made of force, this one not even splitting the yellow gas - for there was no point to - as she approached. She tilted her head, and slid along the wall, only to recognize it as James. "James..." she said curtly to the figure.
James turned and brought up his gun, then froze and let it drop. "Jade." He said coldly. "Surprised to see you still conscious. Figured someone as useless as you would've passed out in your room by now. Tell me, have you fixed my sword yet? Where's your Outer God fucktoy?"
He pointed behind him. "Crowley's back that way, if you want to talk to him. We'll be heading out to neutralize EVE. I've got no idea what insane plan Crowley has, but I intend to just shoot her and get this mess over with."
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Sep 02, 2012 12:21 am
The Inritus Extraho wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:James turned and brought up his gun, then froze and let it drop. "Jade." He said coldly. "Surprised to see you still conscious. Figured someone as useless as you would've passed out in your room by now. Tell me, have you fixed my sword yet? Where's your Outer God fucktoy?"
He pointed behind him. "Crowley's back that way, if you want to talk to him. We'll be heading out to neutralize EVE. I've got no idea what insane plan Crowley has, but I intend to just shoot her and get this mess over with."
"James, come on. I'm stronger, faster, smarter, and more tactically minded than you, plus I actually have magic." She shrugged. "I could probably beat you with both hands behind my back." She didn't voice the fact that she didn't need her hands to use magic. "Your sword, I couldn't care less about. Left it in the gym, like any other piece of crap, have the janitor take care of it. And I have no presumptions as to the fact that the Creeping Chaos is not mine, for she may wander past any gate she chooses, and none is locked to her. Pfff. You'd think you had never heard of the Gate and the Key, James. However, ignorance is bliss." She laughed harshly. "Speaking of, when are you people going to clean this up? I heard you had a job as a janitor, so do your job. Maybe you can clean the crap off your car while you're at it. Off and out of, really. Maybe you should get a new paint job while you're at it, there's a nasty scratch on the bumper." Jade had intended to be cordial, but when James opened a conversation like that, she wasn't going to pull punches.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by The Inritus Extraho » Sun Sep 02, 2012 12:30 am
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:"Blah blah blah bunch of nonsensical cult horseshit." James responded, bored. "You go on and on and on about that bullshit. No wonder the only thing you could get to sleep with you was one of them, not even a psychopathic rabbit would want to spend a night with you." He holstered his gun, not needing it right now. "And God knows you tried with so many people the moment my back was turned. Pierre, Damien, Crowley, Yuzuki, and that's just the tip of the whoreberg."
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Sep 02, 2012 12:40 am
The Inritus Extraho wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:"Blah blah blah bunch of nonsensical cult horseshit." James responded, bored. "You go on and on and on about that bullshit. No wonder the only thing you could get to sleep with you was one of them, not even a psychopathic rabbit would want to spend a night with you." He holstered his gun, not needing it right now. "And God knows you tried with so many people the moment my back was turned. Pierre, Damien, Crowley, Yuzuki, and that's just the tip of the whoreberg."
Jade laughed, leaving the blade floating in midair while her hand came up to cover her mouth while she laughed. It was a pointless gesture, it didn't really muffle the sound, but it was fun to do. And it was natural, too. "I... Wow, James, you really did go crazy, didn't you? Jealous much?" It was the only assumption Jade could make. As far as she could remember, none of them had even flirted with her, nor had she done the same with any of them. "I guess spending two years out in world getting written up for crimes wasn't good for your sanity, was it? Always on the run, always trying to escape... What were you running from, James?" she asked, stepping closer. "Or is it a who?" The blade dissipated like a midsummer dream, and she stepped in again, just inside an arm's length. "Why, James? You could have stayed, and been friends with everyone."
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by The Inritus Extraho » Sun Sep 02, 2012 12:46 am
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:James stepped closer to her, staring straight into her eyes. If she did the same, she'd see... Nothing. Emptiness. No window into his soul, no doorway into the inner recesses of his mind, where his secrets were stored. All she would find is nothing. "Why? Nobody wanted me around. Damien flaunted his wealth and childhood training and treated me like dirt, Malal wanted to cut me to pieces because I dared to not take his elective, Nyarla is a freak of nature, Lazrian is a traitor to this school and his own kind, and Crowley... Where to begin with him?" He got within a hairs breadth of Jade, looming over her thanks to his height. "And you? You used me. You never cared, never loved me, and if it wasn't for her... Unfortunate passing, I'd have gone to her." He turned and began walking away a short distance. "You should thank me, though, dear." That last word came out with biting sarcasm. "If it weren't for me kicking your emotionless ass to the curb, you would never have gotten with Nyarla." He looked back over his shoulder at her. "Hope it was worth it."
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Sep 02, 2012 12:55 am
The Inritus Extraho wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:James stepped closer to her, staring straight into her eyes. If she did the same, she'd see... Nothing. Emptiness. No window into his soul, no doorway into the inner recesses of his mind, where his secrets were stored. All she would find is nothing. "Why? Nobody wanted me around. Damien flaunted his wealth and childhood training and treated me like dirt, Malal wanted to cut me to pieces because I dared to not take his elective, Nyarla is a freak of nature, Lazrian is a traitor to this school and his own kind, and Crowley... Where to begin with him?" He got within a hairs breadth of Jade, looming over her thanks to his height. "And you? You used me. You never cared, never loved me, and if it wasn't for her... Unfortunate passing, I'd have gone to her." He turned and began walking away a short distance. "You should thank me, though, dear." That last word came out with biting sarcasm. "If it weren't for me kicking your emotionless ass to the curb, you would never have gotten with Nyarla." He looked back over his shoulder at her. "Hope it was worth it."
Jade... Jade really didn't care at this point. James was just being a bitch. He was the one who had confessed, so if anything, he had used her. He was probably just being an ass because he didn't get laid. Ever. "I'll remember everything you just said, James..." she murmured quietly, and began walking away. "I'll be sure to tell them all. Maybe I can get Crowley to kick you out for good." She started walking away, then, as an afterthought, ripped the cloth he was holding over his mouth and nose to shreds. That didn't really seem to get her anger out, though, so she send a couple dozen submolecular-edged spears of pure force lancing out without so much as a glance over her shoulder, permeating the entire width of the hallway as she walked away, hoping to find Crowley.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Seshephe » Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:15 am
by Hetland 2 » Sun Sep 02, 2012 8:13 am
Seshephe wrote:Not staying to wait for Nyarla to respond Frida quickly decided that her best chance was to get out of the school as quickly as possible. Unfortunately she had no idea which way "out" was.
Panicking, and trying desperately to fight back her tears, Frida turned around on the spot and started sprinting down the corridor the way that she had come.
In the distance she could hear the sound of something very massive being broken, but she didn't stop to find out what it was.
It didn't take long before the gas started to make her cought and her fingers began feeling numb.
As she turned a corner, full speed, she almost ran into something humanoid.
Stopping to take a closer look she just barely had enough time to dodge a tazergun aimed at her chest.
Frida was no expert on combat and she figured a sword probably wasn't the best weapon to use against a metallic being such as a robot. Nonetheless she raised Eldtand and tried not to think of what this would do to her poor darlings edge.
She didn't stop to look if the robots were completely disabled, both of them were lying on the ground and something smelled burned, she figured that this was as good a sign as any. Turning another corner she could finally see daylight just a few hundred meters away, through a window at the other end of the corridor. If she could just make it in time!
She was coughing quite vigorously now and her legs were starting to feel numb. Shuffling towards the daylight one thought alone occupied her mind.
'Just.... a ... little.... further...'
It wasn't good enough, she was going to fall. With one final, monumental, feat of pure willpower she managed to throw herself forward and teleported.
She appeared just outside the building, coughing and clutching her chest, trying to breathe, just breathe. After a few moments she finally came to and looked around.
The yellow smoke was seeping out of every crevice of the building, but she figured she would be safe outside.
Just then a window some twenty meters to her right exploded and something big, burly and distinctly humanoid came crashing out of it, landing on the grass and coughing like mad. Frida looked on curiously as Laz blurted out something about his nose being on fire. He didn't seem to have noticed her.
At the mention of Maria Frida very nearly cried at Laz to tell her what he was talking about, but Laz suddenly inhaling deeply seemed so out of place to Frida that she just stood there. Then fire, Frida could feel the heat all the way over where she was standing.
Shrieking in terror, Frida immediately teleported into the corridor that Laz had killed with fire and screamed at the top of her voice, rather hysterically.
"Maria!"
we will send a air stare on libya if they don't stop their attack
The krang countered the wave with something. And continued to try and take over the decepticon seeker.
Everybody! Can you stop saying that the cargo ship sinking we have done lately was a war crime. We were trying to economically destroy the UK.
Mair glows brightly and transforms in a human, wearing a white cloak, "leave us"
"FIRE IN THE HOE" he bellowed before triggering the explosive.
Julius Ceasar was a normal 14 year old who played Elder Tale in Russia.
We have already established, more powerful beings are not a proper weakness.
by Seshephe » Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:09 am
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:57 am
by Olthar » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:57 am
by Mavorpen » Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:41 am
by Olthar » Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:57 am
by Neo Arcad » Sun Sep 02, 2012 12:50 pm
Olthar wrote:After smashing the final robot, Sari-chan suddenly heard a male voice and turned around to look at where Kyoko used to be. She glanced around, confused.
"Wh...What happened to Kyo-chan?" she asked Izanagi, "And where did you come from?"
She turned around, her gaze circling the hallway. After conclusively determining that Kyoko was nowhere in sight, she continued speaking.
"The Four Adorable Warriors are supposed to defend the school to the last. No retreat; no surrender," she stated, letting out a dejected sigh.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Ameriganastan » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:03 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
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