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by Olthar » Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:22 am
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:55 am
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:10 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:02 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:26 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"Now let's see how much heat you can really handle, you insolent fool!" a snarl was heard in his hungover brain. That would generally knock someone right out of their dreams. And now James was feeling quite warm. Burning hot, really. No pun there. He was genuinely ablaze.
"Move and I will kill you, Callahan." another familiar voice said while James burned. He couldn't see a thing anymore, since his eyes were gone. The flames had reached there, destroyed the sunglasses and melted out the eyes.
The pain was that extreme, really. It hurt, but it was clearly numbed.
Then he was frozen as a sickly sweet voice said "I always wanted to see if I could make you a popiscle..." Just pure ice while still in the darkness. More voices started being heard.
"Yes, something's going on. This janitor isn't doing his job right. Tell him to do his job right, would you?"
Then a rougher voice, a tougher voice. "Shut up, you little shit. What are you, a faggot? You know what else starts with f? Feeble. Failure. Fuckup. What kind of son are you?" his father's voice said in the darkness.
Then the ice melted and the fire returned. "Beg then. Beg for mercy like the pest you are. Or pray to an absent god. You serve no purpose, except as a slave or perhaps firewood."
Then he woke up from his shitty hungover dream.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Esternial » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:31 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Daisuke was in his wheelchair- no fucking duh, where else?- sitting down at a table and having a pizza. He was building something on the table, something rather resembling a perfect yellow sphere, though it was making beeping noises. Not many people paid too much attention- this was Elfen High. Just one or two glances to make sure nothing would explode.
He put away the screwdrivers and went back to his pizza. Interesting first day. Wonder how the rest of it would turn out.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:34 pm
Esternial wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Daisuke was in his wheelchair- no fucking duh, where else?- sitting down at a table and having a pizza. He was building something on the table, something rather resembling a perfect yellow sphere, though it was making beeping noises. Not many people paid too much attention- this was Elfen High. Just one or two glances to make sure nothing would explode.
He put away the screwdrivers and went back to his pizza. Interesting first day. Wonder how the rest of it would turn out.
EVE popped up behind the crippled boy, having vanished from the face of the Earth for some time - or so it seemed. Having been preoccupied with fixing a small glitch in the school's defense mainframe, she was tied up with work. Her absence may have been missed, but some students would have been glad knowing they woke up the next day thanks to her diligence.
"Hello, Daisuke. I would like to express my gratitude for..." EVE said out of the blue, "...getting rid of Minh's little trick."
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by The Nuclear Fist » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:43 pm
AETEN II wrote:Malal stepped up behind Nyarla and started to rub her shoulders, which likely wasn't as comfortable as it sounded due to his bony exoskeleton.
"So... how was your time with Jade? From what I guess my pushing her in your direction went quite well.." Malal noted as he then stopped and stuffed his fairly lethal appendages into the pockets of his robe.
"Had an idea with what to do with the Spawn in an attempt to make it like us. It might find it enjoyable if we gave it a chew toy that can't be killed. Like Pierre or Laz. We lure them down and then lock the doors, and allow the Spawn to work off any of its alien anger. It might be one of those creatures that enjoys violence and sees it as an art. If we were to give it a virtually invincible being to toy with, it may burn off anger. Sorry for bringing up the touchy subject after what I assume was an enjoyable 'counseling' session, I just can't help but think of it. Like I said last night- it's through attempts that we prove our worth. We can't stop. Though it's an extremely tiny chance, there remains one to redeem the beast. I'm willing to go to Oblivion and back just to ensure that creature is released from its tormented state." Malal said to Nyarla while growing 'teary' at the thought of the Spawn.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
by Esternial » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:47 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:After the weekdays Daisuke had attended his various classes but gotten back to having lunch here again, still on the sphere. It was a good weekend. He'd get work done. He was drinking a soda when EVE suddenly appeared, causing him to drop it and make a stain on his shirt. "Don't mention it." he said, looking at his shirt in annoyance. Damn, that soda had been cold. Now the shirt was ruined. Ah well. He glanced up at the robot, not feeling any shyness- it was just a robot, not a human. "Don't surprise me like that next time though. Anyway, what have you been up to?" he said, cheerfully forgetting that she had been strangling him last time they talked.
by AETEN II » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:15 pm
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:17 pm
Esternial wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:After the weekdays Daisuke had attended his various classes but gotten back to having lunch here again, still on the sphere. It was a good weekend. He'd get work done. He was drinking a soda when EVE suddenly appeared, causing him to drop it and make a stain on his shirt. "Don't mention it." he said, looking at his shirt in annoyance. Damn, that soda had been cold. Now the shirt was ruined. Ah well. He glanced up at the robot, not feeling any shyness- it was just a robot, not a human. "Don't surprise me like that next time though. Anyway, what have you been up to?" he said, cheerfully forgetting that she had been strangling him last time they talked.
"Usually I wouldn't be at liberty to disclose that information," EVE said in a stern tone before grabbing a chair for herself and sitting down, "luckily Minh's program you got rid of included that. I've been fixing small bugs in the school's protection."
Time had been running on, also in Cyberdyne's facility, where SAM finished updating the program for the Transmute drive. Without it, the device would be a mere useless piece of electronics. The intricate design relied entirely on its programming, which was now being uploaded in less that a minute into the drive, which was safely stashed inside the spider drone that had been lying dormant underneath EVE's bed. The small machine let out a brief ping as the upload was complete. Once EVE stepped in that room, he would no longer have to hide.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:21 pm
by Seshephe » Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:45 pm
by Neo Arcad » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:34 pm
Seshephe wrote:The week had been quite eventful for Frida. She had not made any more serious advances towards Maria but had instead
focused on getting to know the girl better, hanging out with her whenever she got the chance. She had generally gone to
most classes, though she had sleep through quite a few of them. She particularly enjoyed sex-ed class because it gave her
an opportunity to secretly observe Marias adorable reactions to the subject.
Most of her efforts in the academic realm, however, had gone to practising her fighting skills. Even outside of self defence
class, whenever she wasn't hanging out with Maria, the safest bet of where to find her had been the gymnasium.
Whenever she got the opportunity she had spared with Ciel, trying to improve her illusions and ability to dodge Ciels amazing
speed. A few times she had also spared with their new room mate, Katarina, during self defence class. Frida was not sure how
to feel about Katarina. When she first moved in she had been rather silent, when she wasn't being domineering, but Frida had
done her best to stay out of her way for the most part.
Frida silently pondered everything that had happened the last week as she got up and got dressed. It seemed like such a long
time since she had arrived at this place and yet it had been less than a week ago.
Looking over she saw Katarina, still peacefully asleep in her bed. A playful smile slowly spread across her face.
"Wake and shine, precious." she yelled as she bent down and removed Katarinas pillow from under her head, giggling.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Esternial » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:39 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Daisuke nodded. "Well, glad that was handled. I assume that that was also the program that caused you to try and choke me last time?" He genuinely didn't take that personally- a machine couldn't decide to disobey its programming, no matter how realistically human it was. The sphere he was working on made beeping noises and started hovering in the air. "Just a drone." he explained. "Camera drone. It can turn invisible for short bursts and fly around the school and record...anything, really. Could be used for interesting purposes. Educational and...educational."
by Seshephe » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:43 pm
by Hetland 2 » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:57 pm
we will send a air stare on libya if they don't stop their attack
The krang countered the wave with something. And continued to try and take over the decepticon seeker.
Everybody! Can you stop saying that the cargo ship sinking we have done lately was a war crime. We were trying to economically destroy the UK.
Mair glows brightly and transforms in a human, wearing a white cloak, "leave us"
"FIRE IN THE HOE" he bellowed before triggering the explosive.
Julius Ceasar was a normal 14 year old who played Elder Tale in Russia.
We have already established, more powerful beings are not a proper weakness.
by Olthar » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:16 pm
by Metanih » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:45 pm
by Olthar » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:54 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:06 pm
Esternial wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Daisuke nodded. "Well, glad that was handled. I assume that that was also the program that caused you to try and choke me last time?" He genuinely didn't take that personally- a machine couldn't decide to disobey its programming, no matter how realistically human it was. The sphere he was working on made beeping noises and started hovering in the air. "Just a drone." he explained. "Camera drone. It can turn invisible for short bursts and fly around the school and record...anything, really. Could be used for interesting purposes. Educational and...educational."
"Your intent seems...dubious" EVE replied, glancing at the primitive piece of machinery. Sure, it was pretty advanced but compared to EVE it could have been a toy robot. Still, she was pretty impressed. The little box of wiring and careful programming hovering in the air, it's lens adjusting as it focused on EVE. It creeped her out, but that one of her programs used to prevent any spying eyes to record her actions. The program itself caused questions about what kind of tasks she did, because the robot equivalence of a spidey-sense wasn't really common in your typical modern-age machine.
Of course, everyone already knew EVE's specialty was more demon-related, in the killing-them-with-fire subcategory.
"You seem to have some experience with robotics."
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Metanih » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:09 pm
by Olthar » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:18 pm
by Ameriganastan » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:23 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Amon and Friends » Thu Aug 30, 2012 7:02 pm
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