Elfen High 2: Skin to Bone, Steel to Rust

[Nationstatelandsville]

Not. So. Fast.

Crowley yanked James back with magic before he made it to the room. "Nope. You're attending this wedding. Now is no time for drinking away your bullshit."
I remind you this is Crowley saying this.

Calliel coughed. "Callahan, due to short notice, what do you think of being best man?"

James stood straight and stared at Calliel. "What." He blinked once. "You want me, the psycho, to be the best man at the wedding between the one angel I have any respect for, which honestly isn't saying much, and the girl I led to her death and treated like a monster since then, who I also still have some feelings for, to be the best man at your wedding?"

He gave it a thought. "Generous offer, but I'll have to decline. I lack a suit."

"Megan got me a new suit for Christmas that I refuse to wear," Lewis offered, which earned him a glare.

"I need a dress," Megan said, "or a shirt or just clothes. Eyes still on my head, Crowley. I'd hate to miss this - I've always liked weddings, for some reason."

"Women," Lewis muttered.

"I'm not the one who broke down in tears watching Titanic," Megan replied.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

James stood straight and stared at Calliel. "What." He blinked once. "You want me, the psycho, to be the best man at the wedding between the one angel I have any respect for, which honestly isn't saying much, and the girl I led to her death and treated like a monster since then, who I also still have some feelings for, to be the best man at your wedding?"

He gave it a thought. "Generous offer, but I'll have to decline. I lack a suit."

"Megan got me a new suit for Christmas that I refuse to wear," Lewis offered, which earned him a glare.

"I need a dress," Megan said, "or a shirt or just clothes. Eyes still on my head, Crowley. I'd hate to miss this - I've always liked weddings, for some reason."

"Women," Lewis muttered.

"I'm not the one who broke down in tears watching Titanic," Megan replied.

James looked at Megan, eyes very pointedly on her face. He's Jadesexual, after all. "Hey, that was a great movie, and it was sad to see James Cameron's beautiful animation sink." He looked at Lewis. "And... I 'preciate the offer, but I highly doubt the suit will fit me. Or that it'll look any good."

[Nationstatelandsville]

"Megan got me a new suit for Christmas that I refuse to wear," Lewis offered, which earned him a glare.

"I need a dress," Megan said, "or a shirt or just clothes. Eyes still on my head, Crowley. I'd hate to miss this - I've always liked weddings, for some reason."

"Women," Lewis muttered.

"I'm not the one who broke down in tears watching Titanic," Megan replied.

James looked at Megan, eyes very pointedly on her face. He's Jadesexual, after all. "Hey, that was a great movie, and it was sad to see James Cameron's beautiful animation sink." He looked at Lewis. "And... I 'preciate the offer, but I highly doubt the suit will fit me. Or that it'll look any good."

Lewis just jabbed a finger at Crowley.

"Wizard," he said.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

James looked at Megan, eyes very pointedly on her face. He's Jadesexual, after all. "Hey, that was a great movie, and it was sad to see James Cameron's beautiful animation sink." He looked at Lewis. "And... I 'preciate the offer, but I highly doubt the suit will fit me. Or that it'll look any good."

Lewis just jabbed a finger at Crowley.

"Wizard," he said.

"Ugh." James responded in disgust. "Like that guy knows anything about fashion. Look at him. Eyes on Megan's face, Al."

[Nude East Ireland]

Lewis just jabbed a finger at Crowley.

"Wizard," he said.

"Ugh." James responded in disgust. "Like that guy knows anything about fashion. Look at him. Eyes on Megan's face, Al."

"The only thing I wear is suits. Well, and sweaters. But suits," Anton said, stepping into the office. He was still carrying Tim, who was eating an ice cream cone. What flavor? Mint chocolate chip.

"I'm sure I have something that will fit you, James. I've still got the suit I wore to senior prom in my closet, so that might fit you." Tim laughed, for some apparent reason, and stared at Megan. Anton snapped in front of his son's eyes. "Her eyes are up there, Tim," he said. Tim laughed once more, and Anton set him down so he could run out of the room with his ice cream. "Well... he is a Crowley," Anton said, apologetically.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"Ugh." James responded in disgust. "Like that guy knows anything about fashion. Look at him. Eyes on Megan's face, Al."

"The only thing I wear is suits. Well, and sweaters. But suits," Anton said, stepping into the office. He was still carrying Tim, who was eating an ice cream cone. What flavor? Mint chocolate chip.

"I'm sure I have something that will fit you, James. I've still got the suit I wore to senior prom in my closet, so that might fit you." Tim laughed, for some apparent reason, and stared at Megan. Anton snapped in front of his son's eyes. "Her eyes are up there, Tim," he said. Tim laughed once more, and Anton set him down so he could run out of the room with his ice cream. "Well... he is a Crowley," Anton said, apologetically.

"I can alter his genetic structure to make him an elf," D offered innocently. Lewis made a mental note that he had been right about the witchboxes all along.

"Right, so Anton gives James a suit, I give Ivy away," he said, inserting that casually, "Crowley does the ceremony, and Calliel tries not to fear-piss himself. Any objections?"

[Nude East Ireland]

"The only thing I wear is suits. Well, and sweaters. But suits," Anton said, stepping into the office. He was still carrying Tim, who was eating an ice cream cone. What flavor? Mint chocolate chip.

"I'm sure I have something that will fit you, James. I've still got the suit I wore to senior prom in my closet, so that might fit you." Tim laughed, for some apparent reason, and stared at Megan. Anton snapped in front of his son's eyes. "Her eyes are up there, Tim," he said. Tim laughed once more, and Anton set him down so he could run out of the room with his ice cream. "Well... he is a Crowley," Anton said, apologetically.

"I can alter his genetic structure to make him an elf," D offered innocently. Lewis made a mental note that he had been write about the witchboxes all along.

"Right, so Anton gives James a suit, I give Ivy away," he said, inserting that casually, "Crowley does the ceremony, and Calliel tries not to fear-piss himself. Any objections?"

"James, feel free to come to my room, and we'll find something for you to wear," Anton continued. He smiled, when there was a small explosion outside the room. Anton turned, and saw Tim fire an energy blast at a nearby student. He ran outside, picked his son up, and sighed. "Tim, I had no idea that you had powers." His son casually giggled. Anton looked down, disappointed. "And your ice cream... that costed ten dollars..."

"I'm sorry, daddy," Tim replied. Anton smiled. "It's alright, son. Let's go see mommy, I'm sure she'd want to see us. And maybe she made some dinner."

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay," was Tim's response. Anton looked at James. "Seriously," he said, to emphasize his point. Then he carried his son away.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

"The only thing I wear is suits. Well, and sweaters. But suits," Anton said, stepping into the office. He was still carrying Tim, who was eating an ice cream cone. What flavor? Mint chocolate chip.

"I'm sure I have something that will fit you, James. I've still got the suit I wore to senior prom in my closet, so that might fit you." Tim laughed, for some apparent reason, and stared at Megan. Anton snapped in front of his son's eyes. "Her eyes are up there, Tim," he said. Tim laughed once more, and Anton set him down so he could run out of the room with his ice cream. "Well... he is a Crowley," Anton said, apologetically.

"I can alter his genetic structure to make him an elf," D offered innocently. Lewis made a mental note that he had been write about the witchboxes all along.

"Right, so Anton gives James a suit, I give Ivy away," he said, inserting that casually, "Crowley does the ceremony, and Calliel tries not to fear-piss himself. Any objections?"

"We sure we can't find a member of Ivy's family to do the giving away?" James asked. "She is a descendent of Demeter, after all. Surely someone in that pantheon can spare the time to give her away, even if Demeter herself won't. Besides, we need their help anyway."

[Constaniana]

Eldliam had left the cafeteria after a while and was wandering the school halls again, absentmindedly looking for something to do. He began to zone out and let his mind wander, not too concerned with where he was going. Eldliam turned left around a corner and walked into someone, knocking them both down.

"Pardon me, I'm so sorry about that," He apologized as he stood up, extending his hand towards the girl he had knocked down by accident. I haven't seen her around here before. She must be new Eldliam thought as he pulled the girl back on to her feet. And she's pretty too. "I don't know what I was doing, are you alright?" Eldliam asked Kane.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Crowley just stared at them while Calliel looked confused. "Why don't we just say the vows and have it done?" he asked.

"Because it's a fucking wedding. We go all out with that shit." he said. He kept his eyes firmly on Megan's boobs, being a Crowley. "Anyway, I suppose I could contact Ivy's parents if I need to." The second bit was "And inform them she's alive and stuff."

[Nationstatelandsville]

Crowley just stared at them while Calliel looked confused. "Why don't we just say the vows and have it done?" he asked.

"Because it's a fucking wedding. We go all out with that shit." he said. He kept his eyes firmly on Megan's boobs, being a Crowley. "Anyway, I suppose I could contact Ivy's parents if I need to." The second bit was "And inform them she's alive and stuff."

Lewis very nearly took it all back and stabbed Crowley in the throat. Liking him was going to be very hard.

"They don't know she's alive?!" he shouted, "Do they even know she died?! They don't she's pregnant eithe- how are ye' able to put your pants on in the morning without killin' yourself?!"

"So, you can get a whole big wedding in this school with a snap of your fingers, right?" Megan asked Crowley, "Because the father at the church we were planning to get married at was murdered and the whole business just collapsed."

Lewis held his tongue.

[Ranbo]

Eldliam had left the cafeteria after a while and was wandering the school halls again, absentmindedly looking for something to do. He began to zone out and let his mind wander, not too concerned with where he was going. Eldliam turned left around a corner and walked into someone, knocking them both down.

"Pardon me, I'm so sorry about that," He apologized as he stood up, extending his hand towards the girl he had knocked down by accident. I haven't seen her around here before. She must be new Eldliam thought as he pulled the girl back on to her feet. And she's pretty too. "I don't know what I was doing, are you alright?" Eldliam asked Kane.

Being knocked down under normal circumstances would have infuriated Kane. In most abnormal circumstances, she'd be infuriated as well. Though, it would have to be admitted, this was an abnormal circumstance that took even her by surprise.

The first thing Kane thought when she went down was a jumble of rather nasty words, along with one or two death threats. Yes, that was probably an overreaction, but this was Kane you're talking about.

However, her entire brash attitude evaporated when she caught a glance at her 'attacker'. Her first thought was, 'He is cute!' About to utter this out loud, she caught herself just in time.

Nodding gratefully as she was helped up, Kane felt herself blush when he asked if she was ok. She hoped it wasn't too noticeable, though. Smiling at the boy, she smiled. "I'm not too knocked up," She said humourously. 'Knocked up,' Her thought was an echo of her voice. Kane wondered if it was too early for that kind of humour. It would remain to be seen.

"Anyway," Kane continued, "I hope you're not hurt either. I'd hate to be responsible for someone's injury, especially when I'm en route to the Headmaster's." She laughed slightly.

A though hitting her, she realized she had yet to inquire of this boy's name. "My name's Kane," She said, "What's yours?"

[Constaniana]

Being knocked down under normal circumstances would have infuriated Kane. In most abnormal circumstances, she'd be infuriated as well. Though, it would have to be admitted, this was an abnormal circumstance that took even her by surprise.

The first thing Kane thought when she went down was a jumble of rather nasty words, along with one or two death threats. Yes, that was probably an overreaction, but this was Kane you're talking about.

However, her entire brash attitude evaporated when she caught a glance at her 'attacker'. Her first thought was, 'He is cute!' About to utter this out loud, she caught herself just in time.

Nodding gratefully as she was helped up, Kane felt herself blush when he asked if she was ok. She hoped it wasn't too noticeable, though. Smiling at the boy, she smiled. "I'm not too knocked up," She said humourously. 'Knocked up,' Her thought was an echo of her voice. Kane wondered if it was too early for that kind of humour. It would remain to be seen.

"Anyway," Kane continued, "I hope you're not hurt either. I'd hate to be responsible for someone's injury, especially when I'm en route to the Headmaster's." She laughed slightly.

A though hitting her, she realized she had yet to inquire of this boy's name. "My name's Kane," She said, "What's yours?"

Eldliam smiled at Kane, laughing a bit at her jokes. "My name's Eldliam. It sounds a bit funny, I know, but it's sort of a family name," He replied. "And don't worry about me, I'm just fine. Say, if you're going to the Headmaster's office I could walk you down there if you wanted..." he said, blushing ever so slightly himself. "I mean, the hallways here can be pretty confusing a lot of the time.." Eldliam added.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Crowley just stared at them while Calliel looked confused. "Why don't we just say the vows and have it done?" he asked.

"Because it's a fucking wedding. We go all out with that shit." he said. He kept his eyes firmly on Megan's boobs, being a Crowley. "Anyway, I suppose I could contact Ivy's parents if I need to." The second bit was "And inform them she's alive and stuff."

James gave Lewis a knowing glance, then turned to Crowley. "You haven't told them?" He inquired. "Have you even told them that she had died? Wait until they learn she's pregnant, and from an angel no less..."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Crowley just stared at them while Calliel looked confused. "Why don't we just say the vows and have it done?" he asked.

"Because it's a fucking wedding. We go all out with that shit." he said. He kept his eyes firmly on Megan's boobs, being a Crowley. "Anyway, I suppose I could contact Ivy's parents if I need to." The second bit was "And inform them she's alive and stuff."

James gave Lewis a knowing glance, then turned to Crowley. "You haven't told them?" He inquired. "Have you even told them that she had died? Wait until they learn she's pregnant, and from an angel no less..."

"I thought Ivy would have felt it best to inform them herself." Crowley said sharply. "I did not want to risk causing more trouble or getting involved in such an affair. Ivy knows her parents better than I do and she knew how to contact them. But this is a topic I don't particularly want to get into in what should be a happy time. Instead..."

He teleported into the auditorium. And made it fucking gorgeous. It resembled a church hall, there was excellent non-English food on the tables, everything had lights on it, making the room bright and fuck it. It looks amazing. Just go with that, describe it yourself. You'll do a better job seeing it in your own head.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

James gave Lewis a knowing glance, then turned to Crowley. "You haven't told them?" He inquired. "Have you even told them that she had died? Wait until they learn she's pregnant, and from an angel no less..."

"I thought Ivy would have felt it best to inform them herself." Crowley said sharply. "I did not want to risk causing more trouble or getting involved in such an affair. Ivy knows her parents better than I do and she knew how to contact them. But this is a topic I don't particularly want to get into in what should be a happy time. Instead..."

He teleported into the auditorium. And made it fucking gorgeous. It resembled a church hall, there was excellent non-English food on the tables, everything had lights on it, making the room bright and fuck it. It looks amazing. Just go with that, describe it yourself. You'll do a better job seeing it in your own head.

James faceplanted after being caught up with Crowley's teleportation. "I really need to learn how to prevent that..." He muttered, getting back to his feet. "Getting dragged around on a whim by some old cunt is getting really old."

He looked around, awed by the beauty of the auditorium. "Good job Al." He complimented Crowley. "You've had experience with this sort of thing."

[Nationstatelandsville]

James gave Lewis a knowing glance, then turned to Crowley. "You haven't told them?" He inquired. "Have you even told them that she had died? Wait until they learn she's pregnant, and from an angel no less..."

"I thought Ivy would have felt it best to inform them herself." Crowley said sharply. "I did not want to risk causing more trouble or getting involved in such an affair. Ivy knows her parents better than I do and she knew how to contact them. But this is a topic I don't particularly want to get into in what should be a happy time. Instead..."

He teleported into the auditorium. And made it fucking gorgeous. It resembled a church hall, there was excellent non-English food on the tables, everything had lights on it, making the room bright and fuck it. It looks amazing. Just go with that, describe it yourself. You'll do a better job seeing it in your own head.

Megan gasped, looking around at the beauty of it all.

"Is that a live dolphin?!" D shouted as Lewis placed his gently on the ground, "It's on fire and underwater at the same time!"

"So, uh," Lewis said, placing his hands on Megan's shoulders, "I'm in a trench coat and you're in a towel. Let's get married."

"That sounds like something Crowley would say," Megan laughed. Lewis nearly made a joke about getting to know Crowley better, but refrained - he didn't want to get into that.

"Besides, you already proposed," she said.

"We could get married now," Lewis offered.

"I'd hate to ruin it for the kids," she replied.

"The kids will get over it. There's already champagne and some annoyin' rock band that stole my last name here. And it's free!"

"Well..."

"It's free for us, too."

"Alright."

"Hey, Crowley! Don't waste all of your magic bullshit on Ivy and Wings, we're gettin' married, too!"

[Ende]

Ivy sighed.

"This is a bit much, Crowley. I just wanted a few papers to be signed." she said, looking slightly depressed. "I mean, I appreciate it, but...I'm worried that this'll turn into the happiest night of my life, and then one of us will...you know." she continued, looking around. "...I would save this for after the battle, but what if this is the last night I and Calliel have? I want it to be wonderful...but I'm afraid. Of course, there isn't any going back now, and I wouldn't want to, but..."

Her voice trailed off.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Ivy sighed.

"This is a bit much, Crowley. I just wanted a few papers to be signed." she said, looking slightly depressed. "I mean, I appreciate it, but...I'm worried that this'll turn into the happiest night of my life, and then one of us will...you know." she continued, looking around. "...I would save this for after the battle, but what if this is the last night I and Calliel have? I want it to be wonderful...but I'm afraid. Of course, there isn't any going back now, and I wouldn't want to, but..."

Her voice trailed off.

Calliel frowned. "That only happens in novels and human movies, Ivy. If we remain careful, neither of us will die. I won't die, I promise." he swore.

Crowley nodded after giving James a nod and a thanks for his compliment. "Aye. What, do you think there's some sadistic psychopath with issues writing something and getting off on this? It'll be fine, Ivy. If it is one of your last days, enjoy it. Otherwise in the future you never will." he said. He turned to Megan and Lewis. "So, a double wedding, eh?"

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Ivy sighed.

"This is a bit much, Crowley. I just wanted a few papers to be signed." she said, looking slightly depressed. "I mean, I appreciate it, but...I'm worried that this'll turn into the happiest night of my life, and then one of us will...you know." she continued, looking around. "...I would save this for after the battle, but what if this is the last night I and Calliel have? I want it to be wonderful...but I'm afraid. Of course, there isn't any going back now, and I wouldn't want to, but..."

Her voice trailed off.

Calliel frowned. "That only happens in novels and human movies, Ivy. If we remain careful, neither of us will die. I won't die, I promise." he swore.

Crowley nodded after giving James a nod and a thanks for his compliment. "Aye. What, do you think there's some sadistic psychopath with issues writing something and getting off on this? It'll be fine, Ivy. If it is one of your last days, enjoy it. Otherwise in the future you never will." he said. He turned to Megan and Lewis. "So, a double wedding, eh?"

James took a glance at the fourth wall. Or what remained of it by now. "Come on, guys, Richard's going to have enough trouble repairing the thing already. Fuck, I can almost see a cute Indian guy at the other end!"

[Nationstatelandsville]

Calliel frowned. "That only happens in novels and human movies, Ivy. If we remain careful, neither of us will die. I won't die, I promise." he swore.

Crowley nodded after giving James a nod and a thanks for his compliment. "Aye. What, do you think there's some sadistic psychopath with issues writing something and getting off on this? It'll be fine, Ivy. If it is one of your last days, enjoy it. Otherwise in the future you never will." he said. He turned to Megan and Lewis. "So, a double wedding, eh?"

James took a glance at the fourth wall. Or what remained of it by now. "Come on, guys, Richard's going to have enough trouble repairing the thing already. Fuck, I can almost see a cute Indian guy at the other end!"

"Crowley, did ye' spike the water supply with LSD again?" Lewis asked, stepping in front of James and hurriedly mending the wall, "Because James is speakin' nonsense.

Anyways, Calliel, get up at the altar. No, not the ice one, the one with the laser light show. Megan, Ivy, go in the back and then come in. Or whatever. I'm bad at weddings. Ye' should have seen my la- the last one I went to and burned down. Fuck ye', Jack Kennedy. Fuck ye' so much."

[Ende]

Ivy sighed.

"Can you just sign some papers? I just want to spend the night with Calliel. I didn't want a party or a wedding, or anything like that. I just wanted to sign some papers, say a few vows, and then have some time alone with Calliel before tommorow. It was just meant to be a small thing." she said, looking rather awkward.

"I don't know. I'm okay with this. It'll be fun. Just one thing, real quick. Do you have a phone I could borrow?"

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Ivy sighed.

"Can you just sign some papers? I just want to spend the night with Calliel. I didn't want a party or a wedding, or anything like that. I just wanted to sign some papers, say a few vows, and then have some time alone with Calliel before tommorow. It was just meant to be a small thing." she said, looking rather awkward.

"I don't know. I'm okay with this. It'll be fun. Just one thing, real quick. Do you have a phone I could borrow?"

James chuckled. "I bet you and Wings want to spend the night together." He said, thrusting his hips. "I suggest not doing it in the school though, or you'll end up replacing the Ciels." He gave the couple a wink, then started strolling off. "Anyway, I need to talk to Anton and get myself a suit. Have fun with your plans, everyone!"

[Nationstatelandsville]

Ivy sighed.

"Can you just sign some papers? I just want to spend the night with Calliel. I didn't want a party or a wedding, or anything like that. I just wanted to sign some papers, say a few vows, and then have some time alone with Calliel before tommorow. It was just meant to be a small thing." she said, looking rather awkward.

"I don't know. I'm okay with this. It'll be fun. Just one thing, real quick. Do you have a phone I could borrow?"

James chuckled. "I bet you and Wings want to spend the night together." He said, thrusting his hips. "I suggest not doing it in the school though, or you'll end up replacing the Ciels." He gave the couple a wink, then started strolling off. "Anyway, I need to talk to Anton and get myself a suit. Have fun with your plans, everyone!"

"...I cannot vocalize my palpable disdain for you," Megan said plainly, "Anyways, I don't really care how we do it, as long as we do. Any thoughts, Crowley? You're sort of in charge here, now."

[Ende]

Ivy looked at James walking away, in disgust, and then looked back at Crowley.

"We need a new best man." she said bluntly.