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by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Aug 26, 2012 9:11 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Aug 26, 2012 9:18 pm
Amon and Friends wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Unfortunately for Ivy, that empty classroom she had walked into was only momentarily empty. Lewis Jameson, previous owner of the now-unoccupied math classroom, barged in with a hug of hot coffee that smelled quite a bit like death.
"Oh, uh, this isn't my class anymore, is it?" he muttered when he stepped in, before he noticed Ivy, "Somethin' wrong, kid?"
Ivy wiped her eyes on her sleeves, and then looked up, wondering who it was. She was rather surprised to see that it was the Geography teacher. If she remembered correctly, his name was Mr. Jameson. Hadn't he taught Math two years ago? He looked much better than he had appeared two years ago. The man had obviously cleaned up quite a bit. She sighed.
"No, Mr. Jameson, this is not your class. I apologize if I accidently lead you to think that."
She paused for a moment, and looked at Lewis rather despondentley with her red-tinged eyes.
"And, yes, Mr. Jameson, there is something wrong, but I do not wish to trouble you with my concerns." she said, trying not to let her voice betray her feelings.
by Metanih » Sun Aug 26, 2012 9:19 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Aug 26, 2012 9:26 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Aug 26, 2012 9:34 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:James sat in his car, stunned. "Oh, go suck a rabbit's cock." He finally told Richard, before getting out and putting on his uniform. He kept his belt, revolver, and shoulder holster, though, because this is Elfen High.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by AETEN II » Sun Aug 26, 2012 9:42 pm
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."
by The Nuclear Fist » Sun Aug 26, 2012 9:54 pm
The Inritus Extraho wrote:Jade shrugged, and knocked lightly on the door that held a placard with Nyarlathotep's name on it, along with a list of degrees that Jade doubted she actually held. She doubted anyone in this school held any kind of degree, actually. "Erm, Nyarla?" she asked through the door. "Are you in there?"
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
by The Inritus Extraho » Sun Aug 26, 2012 10:00 pm
The Nuclear Fist wrote:The Inritus Extraho wrote:Jade shrugged, and knocked lightly on the door that held a placard with Nyarlathotep's name on it, along with a list of degrees that Jade doubted she actually held. She doubted anyone in this school held any kind of degree, actually. "Erm, Nyarla?" she asked through the door. "Are you in there?"
Nyarla snapped her fingers and the door opened, swinging wide. The Outer God smiled widely, her teeth shining like polished chips of alabaster under the harsh glow of fluorescent light. The office itself wasn't terribly impressive, just four brick walls painted white, a few lights, a desk with some paper and personal effects, and a wall of degrees she had received from her time studying at the University of Bucharest in the seventies. She beckoned for the young Jade to sit down upon one of the wooden chairs in front of her desk, afterwards placing one hand atop the other on the desk. The smile plastered upon her face continued to be there, her eyes twinkling like golden crescents. In the sweetest voice possible, she spoke.
"What can I do for you, Jade?" She asked.
by The Nuclear Fist » Sun Aug 26, 2012 10:06 pm
The Inritus Extraho wrote:Jade slumped into one of the chairs, and then kicked her feet up, having the presence of mind to encase her feet in a globe of force and float them a few inches away from the desk. It was a nice desk, hardwood by the look of it, and Jade didn't want to get it dirty from her shoes. "James is back..." she said quietly, a frown on her face. "I got revenge, of course. Slapped him. Looked like he was going to try something, but he didn't. Just walked out and kept ranting at Crowley."
She sighed, and then some of the tension left her, although it was obvious she was still tense. "I don't even know."
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
by The Inritus Extraho » Sun Aug 26, 2012 10:17 pm
The Nuclear Fist wrote:The Inritus Extraho wrote:Jade slumped into one of the chairs, and then kicked her feet up, having the presence of mind to encase her feet in a globe of force and float them a few inches away from the desk. It was a nice desk, hardwood by the look of it, and Jade didn't want to get it dirty from her shoes. "James is back..." she said quietly, a frown on her face. "I got revenge, of course. Slapped him. Looked like he was going to try something, but he didn't. Just walked out and kept ranting at Crowley."
She sighed, and then some of the tension left her, although it was obvious she was still tense. "I don't even know."
Nyarlathotep's smile faltered a bit upon hearing that James had returned, but her cheerful demeanor and pleasant glow did not. "We never really spoke about James. How are you handling his return, emotionally?" She asked, concern in her voice. Jade was a close, personal friend of hers, and it simply would not do if she was beating herself up over him. The Outer God leaned forward, placing a hand on Jade's foot. She was sure that placing your hand atop someone else's was a good way of showing emotional support, but since Jade only had her feet up, one of them would have to do. They were quite dainty and slender, so they were close enough, anyway. Nyarla made eye contact with Jade, giving a concerned smile. She hoped her friend wouldn't notice that her degrees weren't actually in anything relating to psychology, but were instead for the history and political makeup of Gibraltar.
by The Nuclear Fist » Sun Aug 26, 2012 10:30 pm
The Inritus Extraho wrote:"Badly..." Jade admitted. "On the one hand, I want to be nice to him, because he was the only real relationship I had. On the other, I want to kill him for leaving like that. It screwed me up, I'm sure you remember." Jade certainly remembered those dark days, and presumed Nyarlathotep did as well. Speaking of Nyarlathotep, the Outer God had her hand on Jade's foot, and Jade found it extremely difficult to find anything to say about the situation. She knew the Outer God still had warm, soft skin like a human, but it surprised her every time since she had seen the Black Man during the Hell mission. Still, she kinda wished it was her hand the counselor was patting gently, so she sat up, her feet dropping to the floor, and scooted her chair inwards. "This is kinda burdening me down, so I'm not even sure how to put it. Does it makes sense, what I said about James?" She cradled her chin in one hand - propping herself up on her elbow, her other arm laying on the desk uncertainly.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
by Hetland 2 » Sun Aug 26, 2012 10:38 pm
we will send a air stare on libya if they don't stop their attack
The krang countered the wave with something. And continued to try and take over the decepticon seeker.
Everybody! Can you stop saying that the cargo ship sinking we have done lately was a war crime. We were trying to economically destroy the UK.
Mair glows brightly and transforms in a human, wearing a white cloak, "leave us"
"FIRE IN THE HOE" he bellowed before triggering the explosive.
Julius Ceasar was a normal 14 year old who played Elder Tale in Russia.
We have already established, more powerful beings are not a proper weakness.
by The Inritus Extraho » Sun Aug 26, 2012 10:43 pm
The Nuclear Fist wrote:The Inritus Extraho wrote:"Badly..." Jade admitted. "On the one hand, I want to be nice to him, because he was the only real relationship I had. On the other, I want to kill him for leaving like that. It screwed me up, I'm sure you remember." Jade certainly remembered those dark days, and presumed Nyarlathotep did as well. Speaking of Nyarlathotep, the Outer God had her hand on Jade's foot, and Jade found it extremely difficult to find anything to say about the situation. She knew the Outer God still had warm, soft skin like a human, but it surprised her every time since she had seen the Black Man during the Hell mission. Still, she kinda wished it was her hand the counselor was patting gently, so she sat up, her feet dropping to the floor, and scooted her chair inwards. "This is kinda burdening me down, so I'm not even sure how to put it. Does it makes sense, what I said about James?" She cradled her chin in one hand - propping herself up on her elbow, her other arm laying on the desk uncertainly.
Nyarla placed her hand atop Jade's, her wide grin dropping to a more easily manageable slight smile. The mention of James being her only real relationship hit her in the heart, but it was something Jade wouldn't have visibly noticed. The counselor nodded silently as the younger woman spoke, waiting patiently until she had finished. "It does, Jade. It is normal to feel that way. James just up and left as if what you two had was nothing, even after he confessed his love to you. That would be a heavy cross for anyone to bare. But it isn't your fault, you did nothing wrong. But don't let it eat you up, you shouldn't hold a grudge. There are plenty of others who care about you." Explained Nyarla, her voice warm and sweet, like honey. She had unconsciously leaned onto her desk, one elbow supporting her, hand under her chin. Her lavender perfume would be wafting into Jade's nose. Nyarla had been around for a long time, and she cared for Jade more than any other mortal, which technically isn't saying a lot, but fuck you and your couch. She restrained herself from leaning in further, resisting the temptation to kiss Jade.
by Ameriganastan » Sun Aug 26, 2012 11:42 pm
Hetland 2 wrote:Maria woke up with a start, looking around at her surroundings quickly figuring out that she was in the nurse's office. Her heart fell, I fainted again... She quickly checked to see if her panties were still dry, and was relieved to find that they were slightly wet, but not terribly. Maria bit her lip, trying to hold back the tears. "Why can't I go one stupid day without fainting or wetting myself. Why? What did I do to deserve this? I'm worthless."
She felt the self-hatred bubbling up as she curled herself into the fetal position, and sobbed into her knees, desperately hoping both that someone would come comfort her and that no one would see her.
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Seshephe » Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:04 am
by Hetland 2 » Mon Aug 27, 2012 8:23 am
Ameriganastan wrote:"Oh, enough already!"
Wondering the halls due to skipping Sex-ed, Laz had wondered by the infirmary, and found a sight that greatly annoyed him: a sobbing girl.
"Alright kid, you need some help. First off..."
Checking to make sure no one else was coming, he walked up and hugged her. Yes, hugged her. A regular one. No bone crushing force or anything. He then released her, and flicked her in the forehead.
"Looky here, Girly. You seem to lack something. That something, is confidence. You're always quiet, you faint a lot, and I'm pretty sure I smelled piss last time. Well, no more. You need a teacher in the ways of delusional levels of self confidence. And lucky you, it's gonna be me. By the time I'm finished with you, you're gonna be the most confident, bravest, and awesomest being to walk these halls since...me."
we will send a air stare on libya if they don't stop their attack
The krang countered the wave with something. And continued to try and take over the decepticon seeker.
Everybody! Can you stop saying that the cargo ship sinking we have done lately was a war crime. We were trying to economically destroy the UK.
Mair glows brightly and transforms in a human, wearing a white cloak, "leave us"
"FIRE IN THE HOE" he bellowed before triggering the explosive.
Julius Ceasar was a normal 14 year old who played Elder Tale in Russia.
We have already established, more powerful beings are not a proper weakness.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:42 am
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nude East Ireland » Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:47 am
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:James swept the halls of Elfen High, having changed back into his preferred clothing instead of the janitorial uniform. At least I'm here, safe. He thought to himself. Plus, I've got the targets right where I want 'em. Soon as I get a chance to take 'em out stealthily, I'll take it.
He whistled a simple tune, continuing to sweep, not paying attention to where he was going.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:25 am
Nude East Ireland wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:James swept the halls of Elfen High, having changed back into his preferred clothing instead of the janitorial uniform. At least I'm here, safe. He thought to himself. Plus, I've got the targets right where I want 'em. Soon as I get a chance to take 'em out stealthily, I'll take it.
He whistled a simple tune, continuing to sweep, not paying attention to where he was going.
Damien happened to be leaning against a wall in the hallway, and looked at James, a smirk flashing across his young face. "James Callahan, mighty assassin from all across the world. Killing angels must beat mopping floors, huh?" Damien just watched James, studying his movements. "So how exactly does a high school dropout become one of the most wanted men in the entire world, I wonder? Care to enlighten me on this?"
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Ameriganastan » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:51 pm
Hetland 2 wrote:Ameriganastan wrote:"Oh, enough already!"
Wondering the halls due to skipping Sex-ed, Laz had wondered by the infirmary, and found a sight that greatly annoyed him: a sobbing girl.
"Alright kid, you need some help. First off..."
Checking to make sure no one else was coming, he walked up and hugged her. Yes, hugged her. A regular one. No bone crushing force or anything. He then released her, and flicked her in the forehead.
"Looky here, Girly. You seem to lack something. That something, is confidence. You're always quiet, you faint a lot, and I'm pretty sure I smelled piss last time. Well, no more. You need a teacher in the ways of delusional levels of self confidence. And lucky you, it's gonna be me. By the time I'm finished with you, you're gonna be the most confident, bravest, and awesomest being to walk these halls since...me."
Maria didn't know quite what to make of her situation. She was confused and scared, but she wanted to believe Laz, she knew that for certain. Before she new it she was laughing, tears streaming down her cheeks, she tried wiping off her tears to little success and decided instead to just hug Laz, sobbing into his shirt.
"If you can work with someone like me... I'll try my hardest." She looked up and laughed, wiping off her tears. "Thanks, Laz."
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Nude East Ireland » Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:19 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:Damien happened to be leaning against a wall in the hallway, and looked at James, a smirk flashing across his young face. "James Callahan, mighty assassin from all across the world. Killing angels must beat mopping floors, huh?" Damien just watched James, studying his movements. "So how exactly does a high school dropout become one of the most wanted men in the entire world, I wonder? Care to enlighten me on this?"
James stopped whistling and grinned at Damien. "Actually, I have you to thank for that, my good friend." He said, clapping a hand onto the student's shoulder. "Y'see, when I left the school, I had nowhere to go! My parents had disowned me, Crowley wouldn't accept me back, and Jade was growing more and more distant, so I had to find some way to survive. That's when I remembered that you are a self-proclaimed vampire hunter, and an idea clicked!" He gave a booming laugh. "I decided to go and do what your ancestors did and you can't, but better, while also taking a few assassinations on the side. You would not believe how many CIA-types wanted someone capable of dealing with supernaturals and willing to ignore the rules to do so."
He gave Damien a kiss on the cheek, then smacked him on the back, causing him to stumble forward. "Thanks for the inspiration, buddy! Have a good day!" And with that he continued down the hall, now humming a new song, not a care in the world, a gigantic smirk across his face.
by Seshephe » Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:24 pm
by Amon and Friends » Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:51 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:57 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Amon and Friends » Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:05 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Minh decided to take a break from his job at helping guard the school on his offtime, giving the job to a few NPC students and teachers. Instead, he chose to go to the cafeteria. Not for food, he generally had a few crackers while patrolling, but just to watch the people. This is what he was fighting for, after all. He was loyal to Crowley, but he was affectionate to the people here. They were innocent people, generally. Well, perhaps not innocent, but the majority were not guilty of anything major.
This wasn't an army. But it could be a sanctuary. He looked around, saw his son, then looked away firmly. He started to walk out of the cafeteria, walking down the hallways. He ran into none other than Pierre, Damien and Custodian's Assistant James. "Anything going on here?" he asked, in the teacher tone implying that nothing better be going on here.
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