Shadyrya wrote:Ooh, Iander is the co-op? That's like a physical blow...
I don't trust you with my dictatorship/empire. :I
Now, WHERE'S MAH PICHUH OF A SEXY RUSSIAN?!?! JOO PROMISHED!
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by United Slavic Nations » Sun Dec 02, 2012 12:31 pm
Shadyrya wrote:Ooh, Iander is the co-op? That's like a physical blow...
United Slavic Nations wrote:
Yup. You know what's creepier? The fact that he NEVER MOVES when I'm awake. But when I'm asleep, I can hear him buzzing around. Right over my head. I think he's conspiring against me; maybe because I have a bad history with bugs.
HE'S A DARK INSECTHOOD ASSASSIN, I SWEAR.
by Burkia » Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:59 pm
"It's like crossing the park, seeing someone get raped and not doing something about it. It's wrong." - John Lennon's answer to the aboveWhy do you support and help people fighting for peace? I mean, you're only an artist.
by Iander » Sun Dec 02, 2012 2:01 pm
Burkia wrote:Starting back up again are you? Mind if I come back?
Goram wrote:Iander wrote:So, zombies once again. I don't know about you guys, but I feel like just shooting everybody..
Iander, when do you not feel like shooting everybody?
Pragia wrote:You and your tank porn...
by United Slavic Nations » Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:02 pm
United Slavic Nations wrote:
Yup. You know what's creepier? The fact that he NEVER MOVES when I'm awake. But when I'm asleep, I can hear him buzzing around. Right over my head. I think he's conspiring against me; maybe because I have a bad history with bugs.
HE'S A DARK INSECTHOOD ASSASSIN, I SWEAR.
by Shadyrya » Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:09 pm
by United Slavic Nations » Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:16 pm
Shadyrya wrote:Character Application:
Nation Name: Shadyrya
Character Name: Aleksandr Petryov
Age: 22
Gender: M
Race: RUSSIAN! Oh, caucasian.
Point Allocation (be reasonable here):
Weapons Proficiencies: 4
Intelligence: 9
Sciences: 6
Machinery: 4
And his strongest attribute...
Charisma: 10
Weapons: A knife, which he found in a Jewish man in an alley. Hey, the poor can't be picky.
Personality: Alex is quite kind to most; he may be a bit snappy, and quick to anger in certain situations, but isn't everyone? Alex is quite protective of those of the Jewish religion, and he strongly dislikes most Nazis. Alex is ready to fight for both himself and his true friends, of which he currently has none.
Bio (short and sweet, guys; but, for the love of Jesus, don't butcher the English language): Aleksandr Perytrov; a well-known name in the city of Moscow, for he was born and raised there. His family, quite poor, could not afford an education for the young man; Alex, with amazing intelligence, managed to educate himself with a few 'pointers' from the teachers around his area - inner-city Moscow. At the age of fourteen, his mother and father had an unfortunate accident, and were killed by fire. Alex had been doing his best to find a part-time job at the time, and the fire had not killed him. Forced to live as an orphan, with nothing but the clothes on his back and a couple rubles, Alex was forced to use his intelligence and natural charisma to talk his way into favorable positions, of which he made the most of. Soon, his natural traits were improved on and Alex had friends willing to help Alex get to college. However, when Alex heard of the Nazi tyranny (at the age of twenty,) he decided instead to use the money he had gained to travel to Berlin.
When he first arrived, after a month of hitch-hiking, Alex was enraged. It took the help of a fellow Russian, named Alyom, to restrain him from doing something stupid. The two became great friends, and Alex ended up living in his house as he had nowhere else to go. He used his natural charisma to ensure no one would tell the Nazis he and Alyom were Russian even if they knew. After some time, Alex became a favorite with the locals. Now he waits for an opportunity to strike against the Nazis.
Appearance:(Image)
United Slavic Nations wrote:
Yup. You know what's creepier? The fact that he NEVER MOVES when I'm awake. But when I'm asleep, I can hear him buzzing around. Right over my head. I think he's conspiring against me; maybe because I have a bad history with bugs.
HE'S A DARK INSECTHOOD ASSASSIN, I SWEAR.
by Iander » Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:18 pm
Goram wrote:Iander wrote:So, zombies once again. I don't know about you guys, but I feel like just shooting everybody..
Iander, when do you not feel like shooting everybody?
Pragia wrote:You and your tank porn...
by Shadyrya » Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:21 pm
Iander wrote:Schulz! Zhe Doktor needs his coffee, schnell!
by United Slavic Nations » Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:22 pm
United Slavic Nations wrote:
Yup. You know what's creepier? The fact that he NEVER MOVES when I'm awake. But when I'm asleep, I can hear him buzzing around. Right over my head. I think he's conspiring against me; maybe because I have a bad history with bugs.
HE'S A DARK INSECTHOOD ASSASSIN, I SWEAR.
by Iander » Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:25 pm
Goram wrote:Iander wrote:So, zombies once again. I don't know about you guys, but I feel like just shooting everybody..
Iander, when do you not feel like shooting everybody?
Pragia wrote:You and your tank porn...
by United Slavic Nations » Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:26 pm
United Slavic Nations wrote:
Yup. You know what's creepier? The fact that he NEVER MOVES when I'm awake. But when I'm asleep, I can hear him buzzing around. Right over my head. I think he's conspiring against me; maybe because I have a bad history with bugs.
HE'S A DARK INSECTHOOD ASSASSIN, I SWEAR.
by United Slavic Nations » Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:34 pm
United Slavic Nations wrote:
Yup. You know what's creepier? The fact that he NEVER MOVES when I'm awake. But when I'm asleep, I can hear him buzzing around. Right over my head. I think he's conspiring against me; maybe because I have a bad history with bugs.
HE'S A DARK INSECTHOOD ASSASSIN, I SWEAR.
by Shadyrya » Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:31 pm
United Slavic Nations wrote:WHOOOO!!!! LET'S GO STEELERS, LET'S GO!! *claps and does a dance*
by United Slavic Nations » Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:40 pm
United Slavic Nations wrote:
Yup. You know what's creepier? The fact that he NEVER MOVES when I'm awake. But when I'm asleep, I can hear him buzzing around. Right over my head. I think he's conspiring against me; maybe because I have a bad history with bugs.
HE'S A DARK INSECTHOOD ASSASSIN, I SWEAR.
by Shadyrya » Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:38 am
United Slavic Nations wrote:Shadyrya wrote:Haha, good to know I met another person jumpin' on the Steelers bandwagon Too bad I've kept the same team for sixteen years...
I've always been a Steelers fan.
...Is it weird that I've named all of my household plants? And is it even weirder that I talk to them regularly?
by United Slavic Nations » Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:31 pm
United Slavic Nations wrote:
Yup. You know what's creepier? The fact that he NEVER MOVES when I'm awake. But when I'm asleep, I can hear him buzzing around. Right over my head. I think he's conspiring against me; maybe because I have a bad history with bugs.
HE'S A DARK INSECTHOOD ASSASSIN, I SWEAR.
by Shadyrya » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:20 pm
by United Slavic Nations » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:24 pm
United Slavic Nations wrote:
Yup. You know what's creepier? The fact that he NEVER MOVES when I'm awake. But when I'm asleep, I can hear him buzzing around. Right over my head. I think he's conspiring against me; maybe because I have a bad history with bugs.
HE'S A DARK INSECTHOOD ASSASSIN, I SWEAR.
by Shadyrya » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:26 pm
United Slavic Nations wrote:...I have a stalker fly. Does that count?
by United Slavic Nations » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:53 pm
United Slavic Nations wrote:
Yup. You know what's creepier? The fact that he NEVER MOVES when I'm awake. But when I'm asleep, I can hear him buzzing around. Right over my head. I think he's conspiring against me; maybe because I have a bad history with bugs.
HE'S A DARK INSECTHOOD ASSASSIN, I SWEAR.
by Shadyrya » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:58 pm
United Slavic Nations wrote:Shadyrya wrote:Yes.
Allen has recently been recording what I do in a notebook... I've been forced to bring in another chair. When asked, he says he's fine and that he isn't planning anything...
I think he wants to kill me.
Whenever I leave for school in the morning, that fly is always on the ceiling. When I come home, it's always on the wall beside the door. Today, I came home, and Mr. Bondzz was sitting placidly on the wall beside my bookshelf. He hasn't moved since.
And I think he's eating all of the dead bugs that I have splattered all over my walls.
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