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by Olthar » Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:43 pm
by Constaniana » Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:46 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Agritum » Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:50 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"As some of you may have seen, we have a mild rabbit infestation. It appears that most of them have now been taken care of. A student last year, Sachin Mankar, decided it'd be funny to create those things and drop them into the school. While this would probably violate a few of the Scientific Sins, this is Elfen High and the bunnies weren't sentient so I'm not too concerned there. But what was done was that he mutated them by using magic- it isn't too difficult when you know how to manipulate the genome and such- and implanted DNA from creatures such as orcs and rhinos and I'm pretty sure Crowley loaned him kraken DNA. It had been an interesting experiment and we concluded that Elfen High can apparently support killer rabbits. I find it a great relief that we have learned this, as this information was so important for society to learn."
The Japanese Russian pulled out a sword and put one of the dead rabbits burned by Laz and friends on his desk. He then immediately....cleaned his fingernails with the sword before putting it away and taking out a syringe. He placed it into the dead rabbit and it sucked up some blood, as syringes tend to do.
He then placed a drop of blood underneath a microscope. "Part of what Sachin had done was alter the mitochondria of the rabbits. You see, mitochondrion are cellular power generators. Inherited from your mother, these things convert energy into forms the cell can use. They're located near the cytoplasm and are also responsible, in part, for cell division. Generally, mitochondria are semi-autonomous in that they are only partially dependent on the cell to replicate and grow. They have their own DNA, ribosomes and can make their own proteins. Sachin altered the mitochondrion, making something which is completely different and much more effective."
"The rabbits' mitochondria now produced an entirely different form of DNA, making them tougher, stronger and faster growing. They also became very long lived, as far as we can assume- it's only been a year, but it seems that only violence or illness was able to kill any of them."
"Mitochondria have been linked to things like old age. Mitochondrial DNA is also used in forensic science as a tool for identifying corpses or body parts, and has been implicated in a number of genetic diseases, such as Alzheimer's disease and diabetes. But that was just interesting trivia I gave you and I don't expect you to know that stuff for a test- maybe you'll see some of that if you decide to take something like biomedical engineering in university, but I doubt any of you give a crap."
Minh went on with an explanation of how mitochondria worked, which I'm sure would be absolutely thrilling to some of you, but the majority of you don't give a crap.
"In short, mitochondria produce ATP, cell energy. ATP production by the mitochondria is done by the process of respiration, which in essence is the use of oxygen in a process which generates energy. The rest of it is in your book. Do some of that reading. When you go to your next class, try to not to be killed by mutated rabbits. It must be a relief to know just how they were mutated into horrific monsters." he said dryly.
"Any questions or do you all still not give a crap?" he asked.
by Mavorpen » Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:54 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:54 pm
Frigola wrote:Izera was rather disappointed with the class. Though the discoveries about the rabbits was knew to her, she knew all the rest of the science mentioned and was hoping the teacher would teach more complicated stuff. The comment about them most likely not giving a crap made her look at the other students with a frown. She wished the class was taught for those that actually were interested. Did it really matter if they were interested?
When the teacher threw the pencil at the guy called James, she looked back at him, when she turned her head back to face the teacher, she caught the eye of a guy called Izanagi. She head what he was saying and nodded.
"But this school isn't exactly what you'd call a natural environment either." she piped up. "I mean, I'm not sure how many there are, but at the rate I've seen some people finishing them off, there won't be many left soon."
Constaniana wrote:Edward raised an eyebrow; He was a tad bit skeptical about the last part Minh had said, but decided commenting on how the headmaster here was a raging heterosexual probably wasn't a good idea with a teacher right there two desks in front of him unless he wanted something worse than a pencil thrown at him. "She's right, it's a bit odd that we're talking about them being natural and in the wild and all that, when they're artificially created mutants, and their habitat is a man-made school that nature could never design. But I see your point, " Edward answered.
Agritum wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"As some of you may have seen, we have a mild rabbit infestation. It appears that most of them have now been taken care of. A student last year, Sachin Mankar, decided it'd be funny to create those things and drop them into the school. While this would probably violate a few of the Scientific Sins, this is Elfen High and the bunnies weren't sentient so I'm not too concerned there. But what was done was that he mutated them by using magic- it isn't too difficult when you know how to manipulate the genome and such- and implanted DNA from creatures such as orcs and rhinos and I'm pretty sure Crowley loaned him kraken DNA. It had been an interesting experiment and we concluded that Elfen High can apparently support killer rabbits. I find it a great relief that we have learned this, as this information was so important for society to learn."
The Japanese Russian pulled out a sword and put one of the dead rabbits burned by Laz and friends on his desk. He then immediately....cleaned his fingernails with the sword before putting it away and taking out a syringe. He placed it into the dead rabbit and it sucked up some blood, as syringes tend to do.
He then placed a drop of blood underneath a microscope. "Part of what Sachin had done was alter the mitochondria of the rabbits. You see, mitochondrion are cellular power generators. Inherited from your mother, these things convert energy into forms the cell can use. They're located near the cytoplasm and are also responsible, in part, for cell division. Generally, mitochondria are semi-autonomous in that they are only partially dependent on the cell to replicate and grow. They have their own DNA, ribosomes and can make their own proteins. Sachin altered the mitochondrion, making something which is completely different and much more effective."
"The rabbits' mitochondria now produced an entirely different form of DNA, making them tougher, stronger and faster growing. They also became very long lived, as far as we can assume- it's only been a year, but it seems that only violence or illness was able to kill any of them."
"Mitochondria have been linked to things like old age. Mitochondrial DNA is also used in forensic science as a tool for identifying corpses or body parts, and has been implicated in a number of genetic diseases, such as Alzheimer's disease and diabetes. But that was just interesting trivia I gave you and I don't expect you to know that stuff for a test- maybe you'll see some of that if you decide to take something like biomedical engineering in university, but I doubt any of you give a crap."
Minh went on with an explanation of how mitochondria worked, which I'm sure would be absolutely thrilling to some of you, but the majority of you don't give a crap.
"In short, mitochondria produce ATP, cell energy. ATP production by the mitochondria is done by the process of respiration, which in essence is the use of oxygen in a process which generates energy. The rest of it is in your book. Do some of that reading. When you go to your next class, try to not to be killed by mutated rabbits. It must be a relief to know just how they were mutated into horrific monsters." he said dryly.
"Any questions or do you all still not give a crap?" he asked.
"I want to ask a question, please!" Hildegard said, raising her hand. She had woke up only minutes ago after a night of deep slumber, but seemed energic as ever.
"Could someone potentially boost the capabilities of mitochondria with scientifical or even magical means? Higher cell energy could mean higher cell reproduction rates, which could mean also higher healing rates. Actually, now that I think of it, do regenerative powers influence cell reproduction rate?"
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Agritum » Thu Aug 16, 2012 12:02 am
by Frigola » Thu Aug 16, 2012 12:03 am
Mavorpen wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:I read this as, "...then went over to Ivy's body and squeezed her breast."
"...then he went over to Ivy's body and jumped in front of a lightning-bolt."
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Aug 16, 2012 12:05 am
by Constaniana » Thu Aug 16, 2012 12:08 am
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Ameriganastan » Thu Aug 16, 2012 12:18 am
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Mavorpen » Thu Aug 16, 2012 12:19 am
Frigola wrote:"That's a good point. As long as the smart ones are quick in learning that." she said with a smile. "I know that a creature's natural habitat can be man-made, but it's more the fact of not being sure how many we can kill. Because I did not think it was a matter of seeing how well they adapt, but rather, simply seeing how long they live."
she nodded.
Getting to her feet, she glanced over at Izanagi. Waiting to see if he would talk to her.
by Erinkita » Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:02 am
by Esternial » Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:06 am
by Agritum » Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:38 am
Esternial wrote:The night passed more slowly for others. While many surrendered themselves to the soothing bosom of their pillows and a realm of dreams, Allan felt the torment of decades tear through his soul, chilling his body to the bones. His dreams offered no safe sanctuary for his thoughts, but rather proved to be cold and inhospitable. The years made him resilient though, and he was no less a veteran of his own dreams; whether haunted or not, they held no more terrors for him.
Allan wearily opened his eyes. Another night had passed, uneventful. It seemed his demons would let him pass another day unhindered by their madness. His old bones protested as he forced them to the edge of his bed, finally dropping them to the ground like loaded bags of stone. In an absent minded gaze he stared at the fading twilight at the horizon as light began to dominate the cloudless morning skies. With a mild effort he stood up, using the bedside cupboard as his support. In his drowsy half-slumbering haze he bumped his knee against the cabinet, jolting a sharp pain through his entire leg that seemed to reverberate throughout his entire body. A curse barely managed to escape his lips, followed by an abrupt kick to one of the legs of the wooden piece of furniture; the sheer force broke the support and the cabinet struggled for balance on it's three remaining feet, but the weight of books that Allan had placed inside the wooden storage unit was simply too much for it too bear. Throwing the contents on top of it all over the floor in a random pattern, the cabinet surrendered to gravity and fell on its side, revealing its contents as it opened.
"Little piece of-" Allan mumbled furiously, glaring at the piece of woodwork as he gathered a few books and put them in his leather bag; it was nearly antique by the looks of it, but then again that might be the reason why he preferred it.
Breakfast was brief, Allan never really took much time to appreciate it. His years of irregular sleep and meals had faded his appreciation of these things, which others deemed to self-explanatory. Perhaps it was because they were raised with milk and luxury while he spent his life surviving on just the necessities. It made these children careless and unwary.
The first class was about to end, so Allan had better hurry. He grabbed his bag and locked his room behind him, heading for his assigned classroom where he started to set up everything for his own class.
by Erinkita » Thu Aug 16, 2012 5:10 am
by Esternial » Thu Aug 16, 2012 6:34 am
by Constaniana » Thu Aug 16, 2012 8:42 am
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Olthar » Thu Aug 16, 2012 8:54 am
by Frigola » Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:23 am
Mavorpen wrote:Izanagi uncrossed his legs and got out of his seat. Well, I haven't thought that much in a while. Damn school, making me think again. He reached into his sleeve and took out an apple. He took a bite and met eyes with Izera. He waved slightly and walked over to her. "Hey. You seemed bored with the class, despite knowing a good deal about the subject anyway. Although, that's probably why you looked bored. Going over things you already know can be tedious.
Realizing he was sort of ranting, he stuck out his hand and smiled. "Name's Izanagi."
Mavorpen wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:I read this as, "...then went over to Ivy's body and squeezed her breast."
"...then he went over to Ivy's body and jumped in front of a lightning-bolt."
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:23 am
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
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by Mavorpen » Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:40 am
Frigola wrote:Her initial reaction was to regret waiting to see if he would talk to her, as she found herself feeling uncomfortable. But she pulled herself together somewhat and shook hands with Izanagi
"I know." she murmured softly. "I'm Izera. And yes, I was bored because I already know it all. I know a lot more than you'd expect, but that's a long story. I'm just sad the teacher didn't go into more detail, regardless of what the majority wanted. I was hoping to learn something." Still speaking in a soft voice, which was how she mostly talked, hardly ever raising her voice.
She gathered her stuff together.
"Shall we go to the next class?"
by Constaniana » Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:42 am
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Amon and Friends » Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:04 am
Ameriganastan wrote:Laz had been zoned out during the whole class, and was seriously questioning why he came here.
And humans say demons are sadistic. This...class, is one of the most evil forms of torture I've ever seen. How one doesn't lose their mind sitting here is a mystery. Oh well, at least they provide free snacks. Should make it all worthwhile.
The "Snack" was his biology textbook, which he took a nice, big bite out of.
"Kinda bland. Could use a little barbeque sauce."
Noticing class was apparently over, he marched out of the room, making sure to kick the door off when he left.
by Frigola » Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:56 am
Mavorpen wrote:While shaking hands with Izera, Izanagi said, "Really? You do? Well, that just makes me feel bad for not knowing your name." He smiled again. "Sorry." He began walking with her to the next class when he exclaimed, "Oh! It would help if I brought my History book." He turned around and located his desk. He then kicked the floor and his desk began shaking until it seemed to jump into the air, "throwing" the books into the air. Izanagi caught it and turned back around. "Alright, now we can go." Izanagi exited the room and began walking the hall to the next class with Izera.
Mavorpen wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:I read this as, "...then went over to Ivy's body and squeezed her breast."
"...then he went over to Ivy's body and jumped in front of a lightning-bolt."
by Malshan » Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:58 am
Rupudska wrote:Hetland 2 wrote:
You catch on quick. That's why I like you. :)
I'm kidding of course you aren't a thing. You're a person.
Dude, don't insult the werefurry.
Rupudska wrote:RP Sample: Let me in, or we take another third of Mexico.
Rupudska wrote:You're NS's Wolfman, therefore your argument is negated due to bias.
"Sarcasm works so much better when you can look down your fire-breathing nose at someone." -Callistan Sairias
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