International Epic Rap Battle League (OOC/Full)

[Republic Of Hell]

The ASL is now posted up here, though in my rush to finish it before yet another assassination attempt (god dammit Jolleus, that last one is still bleeding) I definitely may have [m'kay]ed something up. Tell me, and I'll get it fixed. And no, it doesn't look as sexy as the main thread- I'm good with stylistic feedback, too.

I went for character standings just for consistency. To please both sides of the issue, I may just decide to do both players and characters in separate standings- however, then I'd have to do it on the main thread too, which is yet another reason to procrastinate and play online Starcraft while everyone is getting pissed.

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Anyway, please go join our soon-to-be-open-to-the-public league by joining for our "Closed Beta" tournament!

[Republic Of Hell]

Dee nee nee, dis beez a warning fo' dey inactive folks.

[Alyekra]

Voting present.

[Jolleus]

Dee nee nee, dis beez a warning fo' dey inactive folks.

In other words... everyone? No one's posted in this thread in over a week.

[Republic Of Hell]

Dee nee nee, dis beez a warning fo' dey inactive folks.

In other words... everyone? No one's posted in this thread in over a week.

The people that didn't sign up for the ASL need to give me some sort of indication that they are alive, and soon.

[Boriem]

In other words... everyone? No one's posted in this thread in over a week.

The people that didn't sign up for the ASL need to give me some sort of indication that they are alive, and soon.

Rawr.

[Alyekra]

I'm alive and kicking,
let's do some word spitting,
'Cause this rap league inactivity is getting on my nerves
Let's start the forth round that everyone deserves.

[Ranbo]

I'm alive and kicking,
let's do some word spitting,
'Cause this rap league inactivity is getting on my nerves
Let's start the forth round that everyone deserves.

I see what you did there.

In any case, I wholeheartedly agree. Let's not let the All-Star League be a distraction to the events of the regular league.

[Neros]

I'm alive and kicking,
let's do some word spitting,
'Cause this rap league inactivity is getting on my nerves
Let's start the forth round that everyone deserves.

You're about to dead and wishin'
That you didn't make a post I consider bitchin'.
You're a pussy dog, get back in the kitchen.
I rock nasty flows like Woodrow Wilson.
Look here - Truman's out of control,
And I'm on a roll, not one. Get that shit straight son.
I slam Bacardi and fuck in Port-a-potties, what a party.
Can't be in my class, you're tardy,
Cause I play more balla's than Vince Lombardy.
I don't want to bombard you with questions, so stop the messin'
Wanna spit some shit? Go out to Bikini Atoll, that's where we testin'.

[Jolleus]

Neros, I read that in the voice of Flo Rida for some reason--which concerns me, considering that I hate the music of Flo Rida and almost every other mainstream rapper ever.

[Republic Of Hell]

Neros, I read that in the voice of Flo Rida for some reason--which concerns me, considering that I hate the music of Flo Rida and almost every other mainstream rapper ever.

Read it like a Texican.

It will be authentic to the author

[Boriem]

Neros, I read that in the voice of Flo Rida for some reason--which concerns me, considering that I hate the music of Flo Rida and almost every other mainstream rapper ever.

You know what Whistle is about, right?

[Jolleus]

Neros, I read that in the voice of Flo Rida for some reason--which concerns me, considering that I hate the music of Flo Rida and almost every other mainstream rapper ever.

You know what Whistle is about, right?

Yup. Who doesn't?

[Alyekra]

Neros, I read that in the voice of Flo Rida for some reason--which concerns me, considering that I hate the music of Flo Rida and almost every other mainstream rapper ever. :p

I hardly ever listen to contemporary pop/rap outside the context of Todd in the Shadows XD

[Republic Of Hell]

Neros, I read that in the voice of Flo Rida for some reason--which concerns me, considering that I hate the music of Flo Rida and almost every other mainstream rapper ever.

I hardly ever listen to contemporary pop/rap outside the context of Todd in the Shadows XD

I don't listen to rap. But I do listen to this.

And some people say metalheads can't rap :x

[Boriem]

Neros, I read that in the voice of Flo Rida for some reason--which concerns me, considering that I hate the music of Flo Rida and almost every other mainstream rapper ever.

I hardly ever listen to contemporary pop/rap outside the context of Todd in the Shadows XD

Ah. Todd in the Shadows.

How could TGWTG cancel NC...

[Alyekra]

I hardly ever listen to contemporary pop/rap outside the context of Todd in the Shadows XD

Ah. Todd in the Shadows.

How could TGWTG cancel NC...

I understand the reasoning. You really don't want to force yourself to come out with more stuff after you run out. It shows in the quality. I would much rather see NC cancelled than ruined.

I have faith that whatever he hinted at will be fantastic.

[Boriem]

Ah. Todd in the Shadows.

How could TGWTG cancel NC...

I understand the reasoning. You really don't want to force yourself to come out with more stuff after you run out. It shows in the quality. I would much rather see NC cancelled than ruined.

I have faith that whatever he hinted at will be fantastic.

I do agree, but I did love NC.

[Jolleus]

NC... North Carolina? *sits befuddled*

[Republic Of Hell]

NC... North Carolina? *sits befuddled*

nation creation, obviously

[Jolleus]

NC... North Carolina? *sits befuddled*

nation creation, obviously

What does nation creation have to do with famous rappers?

[Republic Of Hell]

nation creation, obviously

What does nation creation have to do with famous rappers?

Neros will understand, and also, what does North Carolina have to do with it?

[Alyekra]

NC... North Carolina? *sits befuddled*

The Nostalgia Critic.

[Alyekra]

In other news, protesters have gathered outside the IERBL Headquarters.

[Republic Of Hell]

In other news, protesters have gathered outside the IERBL Headquarters.

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it's underway on the asl thread

I had to rush it for precisely this reason