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International Epic Rap Battle League (OOC/Full)

Postby Republic Of Hell » Fri Aug 10, 2012 7:15 pm

Round 4 is the All-Star Tournament, seen here!

Sorry, no more signups. All 10 spots are full!







INTERNATIONAL EPIC
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RAP BATTLE LEAGUE






Dear Sir or Madam,

Greetings, famous historical figure, fictitional character, or celebrity!

I am pleased to inform you that the review panel of the International Epic Rap Battle League has, after much deliberation, decided that you have sufficient qualifications and meet the criteria to receive an invitation to join the IERBL. This global organization seeks to determine once and for all which famous icons are superior to others via face-to-face showdowns, and has reason to believe that you would be a solid contender.

Should you choose to accept our invitation, you will compete against other individuals in verbal wars for supremacy and do your utmost to ensure that your own greatness is emphasized while proving the inferiority of your opponents. These rivals can come from anywhere in time and space, so be on your toes and prepare for anything.

We eagerly await your reply, and I wish you the best of luck!

Sincerely,

The Commissioner of the IERBL



LINKS




STANDINGS

HISTORY DIVISION STANDINGS

Contestant W T L
1 Vlad the Impaler 1 0 0
2 Harry Truman 1 0 0
3 Henry Cavendish 1 1 0
4 Edgar Allen Poe
5 Leonardo Da Vinci 1 0 0
6 Jefferson Davis
7 Joseph Stalin
8 Robespierre
9 Alexander the Great 0 0 1
10 Barack Obama 0 0 1

FICTION DIVISION STANDINGS

Contestant W T L
1 Link 1 0 0
2 Hank Hill 1 0 0
3 Eric Cartman 1 0 1
4 Spider-Man 0 1 0
5 Magneto
6 Captain Hook
7 Sōsuke Aizen
8 Iron Man 0 0 1
9 Sherlock Holmes 0 0 1
10 God Emperor of Mankind 0 0 1

POP CULTURE DIVISION STANDINGS

Contestant W T L
1 Morgan Freeman 1 0 0
2 The Boss 1 0 0
3 Tom Fulp 1 0 1
4 Charlie Sheen 0 1 0
5 Sean Connery
6 Batman 1 0 0
7 Cee Lo Green 0 0 1
8 Papalith 0 0 1
9 Samuel L. Jackson 0 0 1
10 Slenderman 0 0 1


W - Wins
L - Losses
T - Ties



APP

Code: Select all
History Contestant:
Fiction Contestant:
Pop Culture Contestant:
Biography Links:
RP Sample*:


History= Well-known historical figure from any time period or country; also includes current politicians
Fiction= Famous TV, movie, book, or video game character
Pop Culture= Famous, but not covered by History and Fiction

*Not really necessary since you don't need to be a good story writer to be a good rap writer, but it gives me an idea of how much of an effort you'll make, how active you'll be, etc.


History Contestant: Jefferson Davis
Fiction Contestant: Eric Cartman
Pop Culture Contestant: Morgan Freeman
Biography Links: Jefferson Davis, Cartman, Morgan Freeman
RP Sample: I don't need one, do I? :eyebrow:








RULES

1. Stay active. If you're not, then you'll (redundantly) be kicked out. Pop on at least once a week, and give me a heads up on any extended absences. I can't emphasize this enough.

2. Follow the voting system. Telegram Republic of Hell who you think won the match no more than 4 days after it ends, be honest (don't just vote based on the standings), and don't even think about rigging it. And no, you can't vote for yourself.

3. Matchup guidelines. I'll use a randomizer and telegram you who you'll face and whether you'll go first. Feel free to take a day or two to research your opponent, but try to start quickly. 3 verses with a max of 8 lines each, with a second round for rebuttal.

4. Line of the Week. You may nominate a small part of any of the week's raps for the Line of the Week award. The winner will be determined via a vote in which self-voting is not allowed and will receive 1 extra point in the standings. <--- This is more a burden on me and everyone else than it is fun, so it's being canceled.

5. Changing characters is allowed. Sticking with the same guy for several matches will probably get tedious after a while, so you can switch at any time.

6. Limit the flaming to the IC. Personal insults directed towards the character you're rapping against are encouraged, but OOC personal insults are not.

7. Uh... who? At one time or another, you might wind up facing someone you know nothing about. I'll give you 3 opt-outs for those occasions. If you run out, just use the bio and hope for the best.

8. Be original. If you're using someone from the ERBH videos, don't even come close to plagiarizing.

10. Have fun! Or else. :p

11. You may use audio tracks if you please. If you want to record your epic rap (maybe you have a line that couldn't work otherwise,) then you may do so by recording it and uploading it. Youtube is my preferred method of doing things.

12. Respect Icamera for this thread, not me. It was only after he stepped down, and his successor Jolleus declined due to lack of time found out that they could not do it, that I stepped up to become the owner of the IERBL.
Last edited by Republic Of Hell on Sat Sep 22, 2012 1:57 pm, edited 44 times in total.

Economic Left/Right: 9.45
Social Authoritarian/Libertarian: 8.78
Foreign Policy Non-Interventionist/Neo-Conservative: -2.03
Cultural Liberal/Conservative: -4.68

I am an Anarcho-Capitalist.

Don't believe it when they say they're trying to save us. Why would they bother? They've got exactly what they want exactly where they want it.

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The Great and Powerful Directory

Postby Republic Of Hell » Fri Aug 10, 2012 7:20 pm

Republic of Hell - Jefferson Davis, Eric Cartman, Morgan Freeman
Ranbo - Henry Cavendish, Sōsuke Aizen, Charlie Sheen
Jolleus - Spider-Man, Vlad the Impaler, Cee Lo Green
Death Korps of Kreig - Alexander the Great, The God-Emperor of Mankind, Papalith
Crumlark - Barack Obama, Captain Hook, Tom Fulp
Neros - Harry Truman, Hank Hill, Samuel L. Jackson
Shadyrya - Joseph Stalin, Iron Man, The Boss
Boriem - Maximilien de Robespierre, Sherlock Holmes, Slenderman
Alyekra - Edgar Allen Poe, Link, Batman
Inoroth - Leonardo da Vinci, Magneto, Sean Connery


Neros - Bender



A-M

Alexander the Great (Death Korps of Kreig)
Aizen, Sōsuke (Ranbo)
Batman (Alyekra)
Hank Hill (Neros)
The Boss (Shadyrya)
Cartman, Eric (Republic of Hell)
Cavendish, Henry (Ranbo)
Connery, Sean (Inoroth)
Da Vinci, Leonardo (Inoroth)
Davis, Jefferson (Republic of Hell)
Freeman, Morgan (Republic of Hell)
Fulp, Tom (Crumlark)
God Emperor of Mankind (Death Korps of Kreig)
Green, Cee Lo (Jolleus)
Holmes, Sherlock (Boriem)
Hook, Captain (Crumlark)
Iron Man (Shadyrya)
Jackson, Samuel L. (Neros)
Link (Alyekra)
Magneto (Inoroth)


N-Z


Obama, Barack (Crumlark)
Papalith (Death Korps of Kreig)
Poe, Edgar Allen (Alyekra)
Robespierre, Maximilian (Boriem)
Spider-Man (Jolleus)
Sheen, Charlie (Ranbo)
Slenderman (Boriem)
Stalin, Joseph (Shadyrya)
Truman, Harry S. (Neros)
Vlad the Impaler (Jolleus)
Last edited by Republic Of Hell on Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:38 pm, edited 24 times in total.

Economic Left/Right: 9.45
Social Authoritarian/Libertarian: 8.78
Foreign Policy Non-Interventionist/Neo-Conservative: -2.03
Cultural Liberal/Conservative: -4.68

I am an Anarcho-Capitalist.

Don't believe it when they say they're trying to save us. Why would they bother? They've got exactly what they want exactly where they want it.

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Current Matches and Vote-nagging Check

Postby Republic Of Hell » Fri Aug 10, 2012 7:24 pm

Current matches:

See the All-Star League at the top.


Voting is OPEN for bolded matches

--- = Has not voted on the match yet

--- = Has voted on the match
Last edited by Republic Of Hell on Sat Oct 06, 2012 2:59 pm, edited 53 times in total.

Economic Left/Right: 9.45
Social Authoritarian/Libertarian: 8.78
Foreign Policy Non-Interventionist/Neo-Conservative: -2.03
Cultural Liberal/Conservative: -4.68

I am an Anarcho-Capitalist.

Don't believe it when they say they're trying to save us. Why would they bother? They've got exactly what they want exactly where they want it.

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Archived Battles

Postby Republic Of Hell » Fri Aug 10, 2012 7:27 pm

For the last thread's archive, click here.


Round 1


Cavendish:

You say you're from the future?
Bitch, I wrote the book on your culture!
'Cause your pot-smoking whore-loving processor life never had a chance without moi.
I isolated all the Law's you could find while you can only break them!
You're a robot disgrace—
In your tin-can case—
You'd be better served as an ATM!
Get out of this battle before you overload,
'Cause I'll fuck over your processing code!


Bender:

I see you developed Hydrogen, that explains all the hot air you spit
'Cause look here meat-bag, you ain't shit.
You don't have to know the Earth's mass
To bit my shiny metal ass
They should call you Gender Bender
Because your crotch looks like a busted fender
Let me ask you one thing meatsack
Where's your goddamn nutsac?
I'm 40% Titanium, so I'm hard as a rock
Let's leave it at that - I know you're already thinking of cocks.


Cavendish:

It's sad when your only real fan's a Radio Host,
When my pals at Cambridge built me a lab where you'd fucking be toast.
I hate to bust your sex life, but robots don't have dicks,
Remember that when you're bragging, 'cause you can't be bouncing no chicks!
You looking my crotch? Bitch, please—that's crap.
You better be focusing on that lame excuse for a rap! 
So come over to Britain,  I heard the Games went fine,
Let Cavendish school you on how we really shut down fuckwads like you all the time!


Bender:

You are one crazy, uncircumcised man,
Where the hell is your flow goin'? It don't follow a plan.
You might know about electrical attraction
But its a whole other thing with female action.
I'm implying you gonna be jerkin' with Jergens
Ever single night and day because you ain't servin'
Not me, Robo-Bender, Sex Offender, This battle ender,
Who drops mad lines? Bitch, you ain't a contender.

Cartman:

We all know I won this battle, my victory's decisive
Your rhymes are less adaptive than songs by Wesley Willis
Who the fuck is this bitch? Well, I pity the fool
He don't know what rap is, did he go to Pico's school?
I'm like your videos... you'll be out in a Flash
I take your website offline, make your ego crash
Everything on your music page sounds like One Direction
Now finish what you started, go to the Mature section


Fulp:

Hello, the name is Tom Fulp,
I can tell right now, that imma gonna beat you to a pulp!
Your animations are crap,
My site is fortified by 128 bit encryption,
It would by a lie if I said you could rap!
When I am done with you, you'll be on a eulogy text-caption!
Look, I know your new, so I'll make it easy for you to understand,
That you just lost. This is Tom Fulp's land!


Cartman:

Welcome to rapping school, today we'll cover some new ground
First off, you need to improve your sound
Now I know you're new to rapping, so I'll cut you some slack.
But work on your rhythm, because that's something you lack.
Okay now, step back before you get a concussion
But I don't mean percussion- because you suck at it!
And then you talk about destruction- or some shit?
Bitch, I'm the only one making threats
I'd recommend you get back and your breath
I crumble you up... and eat you like a taco!
Now peace out from EC, repping South Park, Colorado.


Fulp:

You are trying the give me an education?
Ha! That is laughable, mere comedy!
My Beard has better raps, it is in scripting legislation!
Your lies in your lines, can beat Mitt Romney!
Speaking of beat,
I need to point out you got none.
Can't take the heat?
Well then, Run, Fat Boy, Run.

Vlad:

Listen up, "Emperor," you're about to FAIL
My name's Vlad, muthaf*cka, and you're gonna get impaled!
I'm the real-life Dracula, the scariest dude you've ever known!
Your space marines and tech-priests are gonna ALL get pwned!
And don't give me that "God" crap, you'd be wasting your breath
Maybe you don't die, but I am living death!
I've been immortalized in the villainy hall of fame,
You've been immortalized in what? A nerdy tabletop game.


God-Emperor:

I hath awaken.. MOTHERFUCKER!
Pfft, vampires? Ha, this isn't Warhammer fantasy, son.
Get out of my zone, before I drop a Steel Rain that would make Indrick Boreal cry.
And it may be a nerdy, but you must know. Am everyone's master.
I'll settle you like I settled with Horus
I'll get the Custodes to pay you a visit.
You a villain? Please, am a dead corpse and more people know about me.
Now, bow down and worship the Imperial Creed.


Vlad:

That "rap" was lame as f*ck, it didn't even rhyme!
Better get yo' sh*t together, 'cause you're almost out of time!
I'm one of the sickest warlords that the world's ever seen,
You're nothing but a Warhammer geek's pathetic wet dream!
Your b*tches call you "God," so where's your holy water?
No stakes or silver bullets? Dracula's REALLY gonna slaughter -- you,
'cause you ain't got nuthin' on me,
Some pewter figurines make up your entire army.
The Impaler 101's the name of this class,
Imma burn down yo' village and ram a stake up yo' ass.

*insert epic breakdancing here*


God-Emperor:

*He then got off his throne and pointed at him*

Who said this rap needs to rhyme, am the God Emprah the universe bends to my will.
You? You are just a too bit Vampire, who fell in love with Robert Patterson.
Now come at me, I break your back with my knee like Sang-guninis!
Now get the fuck out my palace before I rip yo head from your body and send the bits to Khorne!
You can't handle my pysker powers, oh wait you don't have any. You got killed by Turks, I haven't even died yet!
I control the class, because I pimp the Sisters.



Round 2


The Boss:

The Boss is fuckin' startin' this rap,
Surely by now you know it's a trap!
There's no way you can possibly win,
Dissin' the Boss is practically a sin!
Your policies are shit, your healthcare's worse,
Almost as bad as your damned first verse!
I can fuckin turn into a jet, what can you do, argue?
Please, I did more for the country than you ever have,
After your presidency, the U.S.A needs a healing salve
Now please, Mr. Obama
You're lucky you killed Osama,
So acknowledge my new residency, I'm the Boss, I took the presidency!


*Obama forfeits, automatic R1 victory to The Boss*

Cartman:

Who's this poser? He looks like the Joker
I'm playin' this bitch out like a game of poker
Look at this, Sammy- it's like a sequel to Rambo
They call you Sam L? I think the proper word is Sambo
Now, I think I'll take it easy cuz I'm no child abuser
But your raps are getting wrecked by the words from my computer
You like an anorexic with AIDS, you wither and decay
I'm getting rid of your remains
Why'd you pick someone named LaTanya as your wife?
At night I serve justice- you servin' 25 to life
I'd step back about now, it's a time to kill
You're the worst disaster since the Gulf Coast oil spill
My rhymes advance faster, leave you in a trance plastered
You can't kill Kenny, but you're certainly a bastard.

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ5dbYt9WaE


Jackson:

You've been hitting down South like Park Avenue
Best calm down, or I'll get the Black Panthers after you.
You talk big game because the mic is loud,
But I don't need to drop racial slurs just to hype the crowd.
I admit - I don't drop bombs,
but son, you look like the fuckin' Octomom.
You can't say shit about me being a bastard,
Because your conception room must be a white-laced disaster.
Ever seen Pulp Fiction?
With yo' fatass, Eric, I won't be missing.
My shots hit their mark and they'll stay in place
Now let me go back and shoot some white darts at your mom's face.

Acapella, no Beat: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0unaPV83ACD


Cartman:

Check it out, this flow is flawless
You just can't win, now let's be honest
You step up, then you get demolished
Those rhymes were rough, but mine are polished
You were with Black Power, who you callin a racist?
Plus the rhymes you drop don't even qualify as basic
The only thing you "hypin" is yo' imagination
Just watch and learn as I bring devastation from my lyrical creations
I'm full on aggressive, no longer playin' defender
Try battlin' me now, get rejected like return to sender, me no pretender
You lyrically dissonant, plus you can't rhyme for shit
I disconnect yo' cable, unplug ya' from the Matrix
This boy's recorder is a voice distorter
And unfortunately, that doesn't do much for ya'
I've heard all the lies, like I'm a racist or homophobe
Fact is, you're just butthurt, can you please remove the anal probe?
I should really go easy, cuz this battle's not even fair
I'm freestylin', the only thing you stylin' is men's hair
If you don't forfeit, you must be slightly deranged
I'd go to a doctor and check up on yo' brain
Those were some shit rhymes that you tried to spew
Plus your disses are more biased than reporters for FOX news
I'm not at all innocent, I can get quite scary, son
You remind less of Chef and more of Mister Garrison.


Jackson:

Your moms’ about to be on her knees,
Trying to breathe in-between the dry-heaves
That’s a penis joke, but you only know that from fucking with old folks.
That's not even mentioning how you’ve been behaving
Cause I'll dry your whole rap career up like a raisin
Because it’s the bar and this roof I’ve been raising,
And that’s better than what your dad did, because I’ll stay blazing
I’ll win this and I'll do it by myself, and I don't need no help
Go ahead and drop an album, they won't put it on the shelf.
I’ll get Santa on the phone and tell ‘em he lost an Elf.
You’ll never get me back like Scott Tenorman,
And I got word that you wanted to Battle Again? I'll say happily.
I'll be out throwing the disses rapidly
Only way I'm losing is from a formality
I'm getting so much cash I might become a Mormon,
Because I’m hitting you harder than George Foreman
Come at me again, and I’ll give you testicular torsion
On-top of that, you’re ugly as fuck, like you survived abortion.
All the shit you eat, you could feed Africa
But you're so useless, you're like Highschool Algebra
I should keep battlin', but I'm all out of stamina.

Link:

So you think you're special 'cause they call you "Great",
But I have something else coming to you, mate
I taken down masks more powerful than you
It'd be nothing topple greece, too!
I'm a one man army,
Nothing you can do can harm me,
I got twenty hearts than I can use
If I stabbed your heart once you'd out-right loose.


Alexander:

Oooh
Alexander as I conquered
You stole my golden locks
Gave us crappy rap AD's
You may have twenty hearts but I have all of Persia
Hah, your own games aren't even named after you!
Maybe you should try and fight against my army, maybe I'll have BEN invade yo game, burn you to a crisp!


Link:

I named my games after my girl, you named them after yourself you stupid prick,
You named each the same thing too, you're just a bit thick.
Now, I wanna make this clear, I want this understood,
I know we both wear skirts, but I make this look good
I'll beat each o' yo Skeleton troops – wait, you don't got none,
How 'bout you pretend I'm Africa, 'n just run!


Alexander:

I'll burn your game,
Without a match or lighter
Don't do boyfriends,
One nighters, make 'em (ahh)
C-minor, too bad you can't even get yours up and pfft are you trying to be a kid-friendly version of Hannibal?

Spidey:

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Your friendly neighborhood spider-raps have just arrived,
I was a Marvel superstar before you were alive.
You're a -- crack-smoker, booze-chugger, failure at its finest,
You're a self-deluded man-whore in his mid-life crisis.
You're on a drug called Charlie Sheen, and have the blood of a tiger?
B*tch, please--I inject venom from radioactive spiders.
Here's some Anger Management for ya, you drugged-out clown,
Just a dash of Spider-Strength will be enough to put you down.


Sheen:

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You act like you've never seen a pop star before,
All your girlfriends dumped ya while I serviced a sh*t-load of whores,
You got serviced 'Ultimately', killed by a fucking Halloween reject,
That plot line was worse thought up than anything in my daily drug inject!
Face it Spidey, you're years in the loop, you're a 1960's school geek,
The media'd rather report on my antics and sport than you give any day of the week.
You couldn't even have a life without that hivemind on your back,
Ol' Charlie here gone solo, b*itch—I'll kick your ass higher than me on crack.


Spidey:

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You call that a rap? I call that crap.
I'll do the world a favor and web shut yer trap.
You "serviced" whores, all right; a sh*tload, I know.
So you're a servant of the prostitutes? Man, you do stoop low.
I've been goin' strong for 50 years--b*tch, I'm the best!
The run that I've been on makes you look like you're at rest!
When this battle's over, even your mind will be blown,
You'll only have one gear, and that's GO HOME.


Sheen:

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You call that crap, Bitch, that's all you've gotta say?
That phrasing's not unlike your comic--both are a tired old cliché.
Bring your webs, your moves, not to mention your Skin-Tight Suit,
If I wanted any of those similarities, I'd just hire a prostitute!
Not only did your little promise of 'Great Responsibility' fall through your cracks,
I'll change that to a 'Great Ass-Whooping'—Get ready for some Tiger attacks!
I'm Two and a Half times the man you ever could recall,
So hit Puberty already and grow at least one ball!

Slenderman:

*Ahem*
Let's start this off. I'm from the fourth dimension.
Let' me get this off my chest. I'm a trans-dimensional, unethical, tentacle monster motherf***er!
Maybe you think you're fine because you were president!
But I stalked you when you were a kid!
You were such a silly boy, sleeping with hobos on the railway.
Yet everybody calls you Mr. President!
You served a second term but you aren't any Frankie D.
He is the guy you wanted to be, even though you were more like me!
Now get on your knees.


Truman:

"Let's go, Truman. It's time."

"Yeah..."

"You got this?"

"...Yeah, I think. Fuck, I don't know."

"Just start spitting and you'll get it. Don't think, just go."

"Uh...uh...Yo...uh..."


I DROP BOMBS LIKE HIROSHIMA
I'll fuck yo' ass up like Japan, China, and Korea.
You tentacle freak, you ain't Medusa
'Cause if you were, I'd still seduce ya.
You say you from the fourth?
Bitch, you look like something my mom tried to abort.
Thats another reason why this clown is hatin'
He's asking for a good president like my dog, Ronald Reagan
You go with little kids and have public displays of affection,
But go against me and get public displays of Big Weapons
Not even Dewey beat this shit,
Keep wigglin' dog, you ain't even a whip.


Slenderman:

HOW DARE YOU FUCK WITH ME!
Mortals like ye are nothing compared to me!
I'm the monster that will beat you back to 1945!
Now I would insult your mother but just between you and me,
I just think that she was nice enough to let me drop by!
Got any scars there Truman? I'm a fucking god!
You only reached the rank of major you hater!
Now I beg that you understand that I can fuck you up!
Just take one look at my blank face and you know you're fucked up!
I like the all black look, I wear a pointless suit!
What do you wear?! A hobo suit!
Now, I only need clothes so that you can try to rap!
You might think you're great,
but I bring on the hate.


Truman:

Pfft...haha. This clown's serious. Where the fucks' yo flow? Haha, tired of these motherfuckers...

I'm edging out the competition
but I forgot to mention
That Slender can't pay attention to my verse
So he'll end up in a hearse, and what's worse
Is that he's still cursed to look like an ugly freak,
cause ya flows' meek and ya shoes' stink
Keep going on with your white skin tone
and you'll be catching carpal tunnel syndrome
In ya long-ass tentacle bones.
So you admit to hatin' players and hatin' majors?
Well that's okay, yo' mom wouldn't stay off, I had to taze her.
This battles' already over, I'll see you later.

*lowers the mic briefly*

I'm a chronic liar, A tentacle-man crucifier
You want to know why this battle goes to Truman?
Because everything I say is true, man.



Round 3


Cee Lo:

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My name's Cee Lo, I'm a master when I rap,
So just sit back and make sure to shut your trap,
I'll be spittin' sh*t so complicated you're gonna need a road map.

You call yourself a scientist?
Man, I know you're lyin', b*tch.
You're too damn pathetic to exist.
Wish yo' mom had known an abortionist.
Your status in this battle sinks rapidly just like a stone.
I showed Mona Lisa more anatomy than you ever known.
You invented the helicopter, but unlike me you've never flown,
Just face it, Leonardo, this victory is all my own.


Da Vinci:

Italian renaissance hero, blasting back from the past
I'm Davinchi, son, against me you'll never last
I don't know why I'm even here, fighting one weak as you
When one's as great as me, they've got better things to do
From Art to Architechure, right on down to Anatomy
They said it then, and I'll say it now - I'm the best there'll ever be!

Yet still you came to battle, believing you were invincible
Too bad you weren't as prompt at the Coachella Valley Arts Festival
You think your lines are complicated, you words clever and complex
Yet the world would be much better, if you dad had used Durex
I hope you liked the disses I dished, o middle finger upper
They were the last you'll ever taste, cause this was your Last Supper!


Cee Lo:

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You call yourself a painter?
You couldn't be much lamer!
I've got more artistic talent with the loogies that I hock! *spits in da Vinci's face*
You wanna mess with this player?
Your life's in f*ckin' danger.
Why doncha go back to suckin' Michelangelo's cock?

This battle's almost over, man, you know my rhymes are wild,
My lyrics were amazing and your own raps just plain blew,
Here's to your filthy peasant mom, you little bastard child,
Man, F*CK YOU and, ah, F*CK HER TOO.


Da Vinci:

'Screw your mom', that's the ending you chose?
Nothing worthwhile, just callin' moms hoes?
That shows the difference between me an you
I'm at the core of history, you're just dirt on her shoe

I represent a movement, a golden age of progress
You're work means nothing, Even in Darkness
It's amazing your even Still Standing, You little piece of poo
Now get out of here, let's wrap this up; I've more important work to do

Freeman:

You know I'm raking in the cash when I got a namesake dollar
I oversee you gettin' trashed with rhymes that jolt like a shock collar
I'm more than a copy, I'm ya' personal Moriarty
I could destroy all yo' raps with a beat of dubstep and farting
I fly higher than you could ever be on an acid trip
Who you plan on fuckin' up when all you got is a flaccid whip?
Ya' never even had sex besides a two dollar glory hole
The only time you smack beavers is when ya' playin whack a mole
I fuck this bitch up like every other wannabe gay boy
And yes it's true, I know you're reading this in my voice.


Holmes:

Fool! Your black a** got trashed by your Robbie!
Maybe I'd watch your f*^%ing films if you actually played someone real!
I go down in history books, you look like a Nelson Mandela!
Literary classic with a bite, that's what I say!
I'll f'ing screw you over like you screwed the guy in green,
and I don't mean Peter f'ing Pan and your black dream cream,
in fact, you might need a little more!
I heard you like it brown town fool!


Freeman:

What the fuck is your problem? I think you need some poontang, man.
I'm black and rapping, so I'm like the fuckin' Wu-Tang clan
You're clearly retarded, how the fuck you a detective?
Go see a doctor, because your brain is defective
High IQ? Bitch, rapping takes some street smarts
So sit back and learn, I've got some shit to impart
I'm king of the rhymes, I flow like a boss
I rap a full ten, which is one-tenth my win-loss!
So get the fuck back to your lyrical penitentiary,
And learn some lyrics, son, because it's quite elementary.


Holmes:

*Ahem*.
You black men never see,
do you know want the f' is wrong with ye?
I'm high on Opium, you're high on jive-ium.
I'm from a time you can't ever be forgettin',
I've written better raps than yours with my dick!
In fact, dawg, you really look sick!
And I mean that in an HIV kind of way,
I hear thirty of your cousins die from that every day!
The sun shall never set on Brit-uhn,
but I'll moon you back to the love guru.
*turns and begins walking away*
Oh and before I forget, you voted for Obama
just 'cause he was black. Now I a'int talkin' smack
but hey man I'll wiggle away to my opium cave.
*throws mic at cameraman, resulting in a scream of pain*

Iron Man:

"Hey, man, you got this shit?"

"We'll see."

"Just go wit' it."

"Yeah."

MOTHERFUCKER I'M IRON MAN!
I been savin' the day since 1963
The obvious victor for this matchup is me
I was in the Avengers,
Your suit is made outta recycled fenders
I'll go easy on you, since I know you ain't got no tenders,
In the section of sucking, you're a repeat offender
You're shorter than a motherfuckin' kender,
I'm a motherfucking playboy, billionaire, goddamn genius!
It is alright to admit that you sucked Robin's penis,
We've known you was a homosexual since your first issue,
Even your butler can't resist to diss you!
You're nothin' a squirt of warm piss, you!
Now let me see whatche got,
Throw your best raps, 'cuz I'm better than Sir Mix-a-Lot!


Batman:

I'm Batman,
You misogynist twit,
I'll win this
Epic battle of the wits

Your 1960's origin can't beat my 1930's start
So I got nearly thirty years worth more of wisdom to impart
I don't need a super-suit to be this great
I'm the master of discipline, you think with your waist!
Your little Avengers are nothing to the League of Justice
No matter how you try they won't get close enough to bust us!
I'll bat-spray your armor 'till it rusts and you can't move
'Cause no one can compete with my epic bat-groove!


Iron Man:

Come on, stop kiddin' around,
That rap was shit, little twit,
Now stop sucking on yo mother's tit,
Let's get some real competition motherfucker, I helped destroy the forces of Doom,
Step the fuck aside, gimme some room,
I thought you'd be too busy wit' Robin to rap,
Hot Cuban chicks is what I prefer to tap!
Excuse yourself, you're so gay and coy,
Go back to your fucking boy-toy!


Batman:

I'm gonna bat-pound to your bat-stinking-knees!
'Cause when you've beat Superman Doc Doom is a breeze!
You're not the only one with money and fame,
Just ask anyone in Gotham about the "Wayne" name.
You're disappointing, you're nothing but a perverted jerk,
Pick up your mind from the gutter, an' do some real hero work.
I'm a detective, and a scientist, and a ninja to boot,
Let's how you measure up when you take off your suit.
You're just a playboy, immature, misogynistic drunk!
This whole rap battle's been a bat-slam-dunk!

Hank:

Gosh dangit, Bobby. I have to drop some “mad rhymes” now, I don’t want you to have to see this. Go to your room.

So I see I'm battlin' Papalith,
Well first off, you ain't poppin' shit.
I'm reppin' down south with the Heat,
You'll be spitting choppy, I'll call your flow minced meat.
And I know both of those words might sound profane,
But look here son, I only sell Propane.
You're not winning this rap game,
The only time you'll get a shower is if I make it rain.
You think you're the first Necron?
Let's see you say that when I put my vest on,
because my best is already on. And it's brought.
I already killed you, so stay dead and rot.

Audio: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftn6yH124dA


Papalith:

WHAT? WHY ARE YOU ON MY LAAAAWN!?

Yeah, yeah, I'm in charge now
I'm a star and I bought my tomb world out
I live a very, very, very wild lifestyle
Khorne and Slaanesh eat your heart out
I used to watch your show.
Then you interrupted my flow, son.
You? Kill me, son you've not even seen my mad flow regeneration roll!


Hank:

You Necrons come back up, but I'll just knock you down.
This is a Texan Rodeo, and you're the ugly old clown.
My money stacks more than pringles,
Your ass is so old I can't even count the wrinkles.
Let me spell this out, I put the pro in propane
I know that might sound insane,
But you can take that back to Texas
I'm off the chain because I'll snatch half your necklace.
I come out swinging 'cause my rhymes are reckless,
Go sleep in a Tomb World, bitch, I left you restless.


*Papalith is considered to run out of time, Hank Hill wins by default*

Cavendish:

It must be hard to have a life when you're stuck hunched over HTML,
All that Shit you Poison Brains With  put their parents in a dizzy spell,
You're a disgrace to us engineers, science spats on you,
Even when you were DJ you couldn't hang with any crew!
You've got a track record, of which other companies shame,
In two hundred million f*cking years, you couldn't think to match my fame!
Just remember, it doesn't mean sh*t if the world turned for you,
It is under beck and call for the guy who Massed
it—something you never could f*cking do.


Fulp:

Whew, you say that's a blast from the past?
You call that a rap? My ass.
My lines of code and melody are too fast
For someone like you to understand,
I may have had a few rough patches by you're forgetting my success,
Alien Hominid, Castle Crashers, this battle, you've forced my hand,
You need to digress,
I need to stress,
Obviously your mind has gone astray,
That you need to stop rapping, and walk away.


Cavendish:

Damn, Fulp—What the fuck was that crap this time?
You mangled that beat so bad it should be fucking deemed a crime!
You say I forced your hand, I can tell your cards are all gone,
Winning this battle will be easier than when I discovered Argon!
Your best games pale when you put them up with my record,
My accomplishments beat your fucking ass—you're better off ignored!
This better not turn out to be a fucking film repeat,
After all, even on that screen I'd only make you face defeat!


Fulp:

Your raps... what the hell?
The only things your hands are is your girlfriend!
My lines have a code of rhyme imbued in its gel,
Your shit left me brain damaged beyond mend!
You could use a schooling in rapping,
You and I both know you are a bit more than guilty of anal mapping...
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Reserved space

Postby Republic Of Hell » Fri Aug 10, 2012 7:38 pm

Clearing up the LoW awards and making some space, if I need it for some reason later on.
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Postby Republic Of Hell » Fri Aug 10, 2012 7:44 pm

And... go!

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Postby Ranbo » Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:25 pm

Since I took care of the App beforehand, there's nothing else to do but wait.

*props feet up and starts sipping a root beer*
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Postby Jolleus » Sat Aug 11, 2012 1:23 am

I submit Vlad the Impaler and Cee Lo Green, in addition to Spidey.

Also, I suggest having a limit of six or eight players. Also, I suggest actually enforcing the "kicking out for inactivity" rule. No offense to you, Icam, but that didn't work so well last time. Other than that, all I can say is thank you and good luck, RoH!
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Postby Republic Of Hell » Sat Aug 11, 2012 5:28 am

Jolleus wrote:I submit Vlad the Impaler and Cee Lo Green, in addition to Spidey.

Also, I suggest having a limit of six or eight players. Also, I suggest actually enforcing the "kicking out for inactivity" rule. No offense to you, Icam, but that didn't work so well last time. Other than that, all I can say is thank you and good luck, RoH!


Addressing these:

1. That's probably a good idea. What I planned on was allowing about 10 spots, and then making more, but only if we got all or all but one of our players to be active.

2. I'll do my best, although it would admittedly work in favor of people I already know. Of course, if I don't see you for two weeks without a reason... D:

Oh, by the way: ACCEPTED.

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We need another rapper to start round 1. True, it would only be two matches, but something is better than nothing. Neros said he was going to sign up in a chat we had over Starcraft, but something tells me...
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Postby Death Korps of Kreig » Sat Aug 11, 2012 5:50 am

History Contestant:Alexander the Great.
Fiction Contestant:God Emperor of mankind.
Pop Culture Contestant:Papalith
Biography Links:^See above
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Postby Crumlark » Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:18 am

History Contestant: Barack Obama
Fiction Contestant: Captain Hook
Pop Culture Contestant: Tom Fulp
Biography Links:The Man with Power
The Man with a Purpose
The Man with the Plans
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Postby Republic Of Hell » Sat Aug 11, 2012 11:09 am

Both accepted.

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Postby Republic Of Hell » Sat Aug 11, 2012 11:27 am

ROUND ONE MATCHUPS Decided by RNG, not me, with the exception that Morgan Freeman was placed to make up for the lack of a sixth rapper. I believe this represents everyone. I will go ahead and create the respective threads in a bit.

Eric Cartman vs Tom Fulp
God Emperor of Mankind vs Vlad the Impaler
Bender vs Henry Cavendish
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Postby Neros » Sat Aug 11, 2012 5:56 pm

History Contestant: Harry Truman
Fiction Contestant: Bender
Pop Culture Contestant: Samuel L. Jackson
Biography Links: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bender_(Futurama)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_S._Truman
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_L._Jackson
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Postby Ranbo » Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:28 pm

Republic Of Hell wrote:ROUND ONE MATCHUPS Decided by RNG, not me, with the exception that Morgan Freeman was placed to make up for the lack of a sixth rapper. I believe this represents everyone. I will go ahead and create the respective threads in a bit.

Eric Cartman vs Tom Fulp
God Emperor of Mankind vs Vlad the Impaler
Morgan Freeman vs Henry Cavendish

So, when can we expect these fights to start? I'd hate to sit around waiting for something that never comes—which was exactly what happened in the last thread.
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Postby Shadyrya » Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:33 pm

Aww yeah.

History Contestant: Josef Stalin
Fiction Contestant: Iron Man
Pop Culture Contestant: 'The Boss'
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Postby Republic Of Hell » Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:58 pm

Ranbo wrote:
Republic Of Hell wrote:ROUND ONE MATCHUPS Decided by RNG, not me, with the exception that Morgan Freeman was placed to make up for the lack of a sixth rapper. I believe this represents everyone. I will go ahead and create the respective threads in a bit.

Eric Cartman vs Tom Fulp
God Emperor of Mankind vs Vlad the Impaler
Morgan Freeman vs Henry Cavendish

So, when can we expect these fights to start? I'd hate to sit around waiting for something that never comes—which was exactly what happened in the last thread.


Tomorrow, which is also when I'll get everything organized. Everyone accepted, by the way.

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Postby Republic Of Hell » Sun Aug 12, 2012 12:30 pm

Oops. Might as well admit it, I was distracted by a Starcraft custom map. >_>

Assembling the threads now. Also, I'm changing the matchups to eliminate Freeman, since Neros should be able to rap. Sorry, Shady... but you can always get on board next round!

EDIT: Everyone should be added to the list, now here's the fun part.
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Postby Shadyrya » Sun Aug 12, 2012 12:57 pm

Republic Of Hell wrote:Oops. Might as well admit it, I was distracted by a Starcraft custom map. >_>

Assembling the threads now. Also, I'm changing the matchups to eliminate Freeman, since Neros should be able to rap. Sorry, Shady... but you can always get on board next round!

EDIT: Everyone should be added to the list, now here's the fun part.


S'cool. but my chars are accepted, right?

And you called me Shady, my designated nickname! :hug:
Shad :)

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Postby Republic Of Hell » Sun Aug 12, 2012 12:58 pm

Shadyrya wrote:
Republic Of Hell wrote:Oops. Might as well admit it, I was distracted by a Starcraft custom map. >_>

Assembling the threads now. Also, I'm changing the matchups to eliminate Freeman, since Neros should be able to rap. Sorry, Shady... but you can always get on board next round!

EDIT: Everyone should be added to the list, now here's the fun part.


S'cool. but my chars are accepted, right?

And you called me Shady, my designated nickname! :hug:


Yes, you are. Wait...

Your name is what? Your name is who? Your name is (dun dun dun dun) SLIM SHADY
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Postby Republic Of Hell » Sun Aug 12, 2012 1:00 pm

Matches are ready. Thread should be updated- if it's not, inform me ASAP. I'll get my lines in tonight, if all goes well.

God-Emperor of Mankind vs. Vlad the Impaler
Tom Fulp vs Eric Cartman
Bender vs Henry Cavendish
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Postby Shadyrya » Sun Aug 12, 2012 1:03 pm

Republic Of Hell wrote:
Shadyrya wrote:
S'cool. but my chars are accepted, right?

And you called me Shady, my designated nickname! :hug:


Yes, you are. Wait...

Your name is what? Your name is who? Your name is (dun dun dun dun) SLIM SHADY


Y'all act like you aint never seen a white person before, jaws on the floor, acting like Pam and Tommy just burst through the door, beatin' her worse than before when they first got the divorce, slammin' her over furniture, oh!

It's the return of the-ah wait, no wait, you kiddin'?

I'll stop here XD
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Postby Republic Of Hell » Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:40 pm

SO sorry but I've been running behind. PLEASE go ahead and start your raps ASAP. I WILL get my raps up tonight, or kick me in the face. D:

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Postby Republic Of Hell » Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:14 pm

Posted for EC vs Tom. Not my best material by a long shot, but unforeseen obstacles got in my way of writing it, so I wanted to pull something ASAP.

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Postby Ranbo » Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:18 pm

Republic Of Hell wrote:SO sorry but I've been running behind. PLEASE go ahead and start your raps ASAP. I WILL get my raps up tonight, or kick me in the face. D:

I'm having a case of 'Rapper's Block'. Currently got no inspiration whatsoever.
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