Excalibur Squadron OOC Thread

[The balkens]

Say all you want about Patton, but remember he wasn't as bad as Mark W.Clark.

After the Allies finally fought their way past the Gustav Line they had the chance to finally trap the Germans in a pincher movement and possibly bring an end to the Italian Campaign. It required Clark's US 5th Army to drive east and flank the Germans, so instead of obeying orders he decided to go and liberate Rome thus letting the Germans escape and then dig in on the Gothic Line.

Course the day after Clark held a press conference to glorify the Liberation of Rome as a great American achievement (as the journalists dryly commented) the Normandy Landings took place.

Oh the irony.
"sergeant what else is going on then this?"
"well sir, the soviets are in Poland, allies are in normandy..."
"Normandy?"
"in France....."
"FUUUUUUUUUUUU-......"

[Morrdh]

Say all you want about Patton, but remember he wasn't as bad as Mark W.Clark.

After the Allies finally fought their way past the Gustav Line they had the chance to finally trap the Germans in a pincher movement and possibly bring an end to the Italian Campaign. It required Clark's US 5th Army to drive east and flank the Germans, so instead of obeying orders he decided to go and liberate Rome thus letting the Germans escape and then dig in on the Gothic Line.

Course the day after Clark held a press conference to glorify the Liberation of Rome as a great American achievement (as the journalists dryly commented) the Normandy Landings took place.

Oh the irony.
"sergeant what else is going on then this?"
"well sir, the soviets are in Poland, allies are in normandy..."
"Normandy?"
"in France....."
"FUUUUUUUUUUUU-......"

Karma's a real....

[The Two Jerseys]

Is it to hard to imagine Patton, if given the order, riding to Berlin with the rest of the third army, standing out of the hatch of the lead tank, ivory pistol in each hand shooting at any German on the way to Hitlers bunker.

Is it to hard to imagine Patton doing it without the order?

GI: "Hey General, where you goin'?"
Patton: "Berlin! I'm gonna personally shoot that paper-hanging son of a bitch!"

[Monfrox]

Say all you want about Patton, but remember he wasn't as bad as Mark W.Clark.

After the Allies finally fought their way past the Gustav Line they had the chance to finally trap the Germans in a pincher movement and possibly bring an end to the Italian Campaign. It required Clark's US 5th Army to drive east and flank the Germans, so instead of obeying orders he decided to go and liberate Rome thus letting the Germans escape and then dig in on the Gothic Line.

Course the day after Clark held a press conference to glorify the Liberation of Rome as a great American achievement (as the journalists dryly commented) the Normandy Landings took place.

General Pershing.

Enough said.

Not to mention Audie Murphy.

[Len Hyet]

Say all you want about Patton, but remember he wasn't as bad as Mark W.Clark.

After the Allies finally fought their way past the Gustav Line they had the chance to finally trap the Germans in a pincher movement and possibly bring an end to the Italian Campaign. It required Clark's US 5th Army to drive east and flank the Germans, so instead of obeying orders he decided to go and liberate Rome thus letting the Germans escape and then dig in on the Gothic Line.

Course the day after Clark held a press conference to glorify the Liberation of Rome as a great American achievement (as the journalists dryly commented) the Normandy Landings took place.

General Pershing.

Enough said.

Not to mention Audie Murphy.

Patton

[The Tiger Kingdom]

Oh the irony.
"sergeant what else is going on then this?"
"well sir, the soviets are in Poland, allies are in normandy..."
"Normandy?"
"in France....."
"FUUUUUUUUUUUU-......"

Karma's a real....

One of the most quickly forgotten "glories" in the history of the US Army.

[Monfrox]

General Pershing.

Enough said.

Not to mention Audie Murphy.

Patton

You're fucking kidding, right? Patton may be one of my heroes, but Audie Murphy and John Pershing are total badasses.

[United Kingdom of Poland]

Say all you want about Patton, but remember he wasn't as bad as Mark W.Clark.

After the Allies finally fought their way past the Gustav Line they had the chance to finally trap the Germans in a pincher movement and possibly bring an end to the Italian Campaign. It required Clark's US 5th Army to drive east and flank the Germans, so instead of obeying orders he decided to go and liberate Rome thus letting the Germans escape and then dig in on the Gothic Line.

Course the day after Clark held a press conference to glorify the Liberation of Rome as a great American achievement (as the journalists dryly commented) the Normandy Landings took place.

General Pershing.

Enough said.

Not to mention Audie Murphy.

I'll give you murphy but pershing, Patton even stole the show from him. speaking that while serving under his Patton:
first took out a bunch of Pancho Villa's top men in a wild west style shootout.
then lead one of the first if not the first mass tank assaults in US military history.

[United Kingdom of Poland]

Say all you want about Patton, but remember he wasn't as bad as Mark W.Clark.

After the Allies finally fought their way past the Gustav Line they had the chance to finally trap the Germans in a pincher movement and possibly bring an end to the Italian Campaign. It required Clark's US 5th Army to drive east and flank the Germans, so instead of obeying orders he decided to go and liberate Rome thus letting the Germans escape and then dig in on the Gothic Line.

Course the day after Clark held a press conference to glorify the Liberation of Rome as a great American achievement (as the journalists dryly commented) the Normandy Landings took place.

we are not knocking patton, we are praising his badassness. while I dislike his form of treatment for PTSD, his ability to show the brits up more then makes up for it.

[The balkens]

Say all you want about Patton, but remember he wasn't as bad as Mark W.Clark.

After the Allies finally fought their way past the Gustav Line they had the chance to finally trap the Germans in a pincher movement and possibly bring an end to the Italian Campaign. It required Clark's US 5th Army to drive east and flank the Germans, so instead of obeying orders he decided to go and liberate Rome thus letting the Germans escape and then dig in on the Gothic Line.

Course the day after Clark held a press conference to glorify the Liberation of Rome as a great American achievement (as the journalists dryly commented) the Normandy Landings took place.

we are not knocking patton, we are praising his badassness. while I dislike his form of treatment for PTSD, his ability to show the brits up more then makes up for it.

Patton- fucks given: 0

monty-fucks given: way too many for patton to care.

[Kouralia]

we are not knocking patton, we are praising his badassness. while I dislike his form of treatment for PTSD, his ability to show the brits up more then makes up for it.

Patton- fucks given: 0

monty-fucks given: way too many for patton to care.

Rommel - fucks given: So many he had to bugger off out of the sand-pit.

[The balkens]

Patton- fucks given: 0

monty-fucks given: way too many for patton to care.

Rommel - fucks given: So many he had to bugger off out of the sand-pit.

and here we go again.

*smashes bottle over*

[United Kingdom of Poland]

Patton- fucks given: 0

monty-fucks given: way too many for patton to care.

Rommel - fucks given: So many he had to bugger off out of the sand-pit.

no: Rommel-to many fucks given to hitler for his own good.

[The Tiger Kingdom]

Patton- fucks given: 0

monty-fucks given: way too many for patton to care.

Rommel - fucks given: So many he had to bugger off out of the sand-pit.

So Kour, how're your exams coming?

[Kouralia]

Rommel - fucks given: So many he had to bugger off out of the sand-pit.

and here we go again.

*smashes bottle over*

*Smashes teacup over*

Rommel - fucks given: So many he had to bugger off out of the sand-pit.

no: Rommel-to many fucks given to hitler for his own good.

No, he stopped giving fucks, but then Hitler was giving so many fucks that Rommel just didn't fit in any more. And if you don't fit in... well...

Rommel - fucks given: So many he had to bugger off out of the sand-pit.

So Kour, how're your exams coming?

I'm currently on half-term. Just got three left next week, thank you for asking!

[Monfrox]

Kour, stop talking. Please.

[Kouralia]

Kour, stop talking. Please.

I'm afraid that I'm not likely to do so any time soon.

So...

Uh...

How's the weather then?

[The balkens]

*Smashes teacup over*

YOU HAD TO ESCALATE IT DIDNT YOU!? ( )

[Monfrox]

Kour, stop talking. Please.

I'm afraid that I'm not likely to do so any time soon.

So...

Uh...

How's the weather then?

I have weapons...

[Calizorinstan]

Whew boy, I've been with ya'll since the beginning, but I just can't quite adjust to being with a bunch of weirdos..

[Kouralia]

*Smashes teacup over*

YOU HAD TO ESCALATE IT DIDNT YOU!? ( )

D:

I'm sorry!

*Sweeps up broken china*

I'm afraid that I'm not likely to do so any time soon.

So...

Uh...

How's the weather then?

I have weapons...

That's... Not what I asked.

Whew boy, I've been with ya'll since the beginning, but I just can't quite adjust to being with a bunch of weirdos..

I'm not *twitch* weird.

[United Kingdom of Poland]

Whew boy, I've been with ya'll since the beginning, but I just can't quite adjust to being with a bunch of weirdos..

I'm not a weirdo, I'm just nuts(and proud of it)

[Calizorinstan]

Well, then, I am also nuts, but proud. I believe a certain General uttered "NUTS!" I'm the Battleof the Bulge...

Here Kour, have a cookie, to make your twitch go away..

[Monfrox]

Kour, I will (under clearance from Tiger) fuck you up so hard that you'll wish there was no such thing as internal bleeding.

[Kouralia]

Well, then, I am also nuts, but proud. I believe a certain General uttered "NUTS!" I'm the Battleof the Bulge...

Here Kour, have a cookie, to make your twitch go away..

Yay! *noms*

Kour, I will (under clearance from Tiger) fuck you up so hard that you'll wish there was no such thing as internal bleeding.

You will... try, shall we say.