Excalibur Squadron OOC Thread

[Morrdh]

Gogoniant i Gymru!

[Len Hyet]

Says me too!

You don't get to talk since you ignored me. Идиот.

Гореть в аду.

[The balkens]

Gogoniant i Gymru!

Lieber Gott, nun im für Schreibarbeiten in Deutsch süchtig. dank Yuno.

[Monfrox]

You don't get to talk since you ignored me. Идиот.

Гореть в аду.

OI! Did YOU take a class on Русскй язык? Нет! Мудак!

[Len Hyet]

Гореть в аду.

OI! Did YOU take a class on Русскй язык? Нет! Мудак!

Хотите пари сука?

Actually no, I didn't.

*Grandparents are from Russia*

[Monfrox]

OI! Did YOU take a class on Русскй язык? Нет! Мудак!

Хотите пари сука?

Actually no, I didn't.

*Grandparents are from Russia*

отвяжись!

And you still ignored me!

[Kouralia]

Hmm... I'll just say 'Alma' and then I can leave happy.

[Monfrox]

Hmm... I'll just say 'Alma' and then I can leave happy.

Alma ain't got shit on me.

[Kouralia]

Hmm... I'll just say 'Alma' and then I can leave happy.

Alma ain't got shit on me.

*Runs straight up hill and beats you shitless while the French flounder about with 'tactics' and 'stealth'.

Best goddamned Battleplan ever. Britain ftw.

[Monfrox]

Alma ain't got shit on me.

*Runs straight up hill and beats you shitless while the French flounder about with 'tactics' and 'stealth'.

Best goddamned Battleplan ever. Britain ftw.

I thought you were talking about FEAR.

*takes out MP5 and riddles you with bullets*

[Kouralia]

*Runs straight up hill and beats you shitless while the French flounder about with 'tactics' and 'stealth'.

Best goddamned Battleplan ever. Britain ftw.

I thought you were talking about FEAR.

*takes out MP5 and riddles you with bullets*

The parade ground precision with which the British had set off had now been lost. The Russians were now faced, not with a disciplined British formation, but by something with the outward appearance of a mob.
Unable to reorganise their men into anything like their original makeup, British officers finally ordered their men to charge as they were. The men charged, and as they struggled up the slope a densely packed mass of Russian infantry came towards them. The British troops stopped and opened fire on the Russians. The skill of the British as professional riflemen forced the Russians back. As the red-coated line started back up the hill, the Russian guns opened up. Scrambling up the slopes of Kourgane Hill in the face of determined artillery fire, the British line was no solid mass of troops, more a thick skirmishing line leaving the Russian guns unable to stop the attack, only hurt it.
The British continued upward and on until they finally tumbled over the walls of the Greater Redoubt, as the Russians were trying to move their guns.

An army's worth of muskets and cannon couldn't deal with it.

[Monfrox]

I've killed you and know for a fact that you wouldn't dare try to start shit with the Russians today so I don't really care.

[Kouralia]

I've killed you and know for a fact that you wouldn't dare try to start shit with the Russians today so I don't really care.

(Image)

Stop speaking crazy foreign languages on an anglophone forum then, in a thread intended for use in the English language. And then don't get all high-and-mighty when someone makes an intended humorous remark referring to a lulzy historical event.

[The Two Jerseys]

I thought you were talking about FEAR.

*takes out MP5 and riddles you with bullets*

The parade ground precision with which the British had set off had now been lost. The Russians were now faced, not with a disciplined British formation, but by something with the outward appearance of a mob.
Unable to reorganise their men into anything like their original makeup, British officers finally ordered their men to charge as they were. The men charged, and as they struggled up the slope a densely packed mass of Russian infantry came towards them. The British troops stopped and opened fire on the Russians. The skill of the British as professional riflemen forced the Russians back. As the red-coated line started back up the hill, the Russian guns opened up. Scrambling up the slopes of Kourgane Hill in the face of determined artillery fire, the British line was no solid mass of troops, more a thick skirmishing line leaving the Russian guns unable to stop the attack, only hurt it.
The British continued upward and on until they finally tumbled over the walls of the Greater Redoubt, as the Russians were trying to move their guns.

An army's worth of muskets and cannon couldn't deal with it.

Ah, the good old Fusilier Brigade! If Marshal Soult couldn't beat them in a firefight at Albuera, what makes the Russians think that they could do it?

[The balkens]

Vodka and a case of notgivingafuck

[Kouralia]

Vodka and a case of notgivingafuck

Srsly guys. If I wanted to come up with an example of the British being superior to Russians on the field of combat then I could do better than a battle decided by a senile old man riding about with some cannon.

[Monfrox]

Vodka and a case of notgivingafuck

Srsly guys. If I wanted to come up with an example of the British being superior to Russians on the field of combat then I could do better than a battle decided by a senile old man riding about with some cannon.

You said Alma. I thought you were referring to the little girl from FEAR, and then you pulled that uncalled-for piece of history on me.

I'm not 'high and mighty' ,I just stopped caring. There's a difference.

Not to mention that you only got on me about foreign languages. What about the others? Don't single people out, it makes it look like you have something against them personally.

[Kouralia]

You said Alma. I thought you were referring to the little girl from FEAR, and then you pulled that uncalled-for piece of history on me.

History is never uncalled for. Learn it, love it, hug it, fondle it, let it touch you in pleasurable places, make love to it, cheat on it with Computer Science, realise your mistake, come back to it on your knees, realise it will love you no matter what, get back together with it, have sex again.

I'm not 'high and mighty' ,I just stopped caring. There's a difference.

The idea that history is irrelevant just b/c 'LOLOLOLOLN00KZNAOPL0X' is rather worrying to me. And the idea that history is made irrelevant because of 'x' nation's power seems kind-of 'high-'n-mighty' to me.

Not to mention that you only got on me about foreign languages. What about the others? Don't single people out, it makes it look like you have something against them personally.

Fine. Balk, stop with the dirty German. *insert Battle where the British Beat the Germans and it was not an amazing victory for the ages... Uh... The Somme*

Morrdh, is that Irish/celtic/Welsh/whatever? *Insert Battle where the British 'beat' the Irish in a horrific and entirely abhorrent manner. 'Bloody Sunday', if either of them can be called 'battles'...*

Kour, is that Italian? *insert Operation Compass*

Tiger? You know I hate French (you do now! D:< ) *insert the British destroying the French fleet in WWII*

[Britcan]

Gogoniant i Gymru!

*insert sheep joke*

[Kouralia]

Gogoniant i Gymru!

*insert sheep joke*

Oh, it's Welsh.

I don't know of any victories against the Welsh though... D:

[The balkens]

at kour:

Now you done Pissed me off.
Who doesn't give a fuck? Me.
Who follows some senile old hag known to the rest of the world as the queen? The limeys.

Now please fuck off before you have a very pissed off German on your hands...

[Morrdh]

*insert sheep joke*

Oh, it's Welsh.

I don't know of any victories against the Welsh though... D:

Yep, Welsh.

English, Irish, Scottish and Welsh heritage here so take your pick of battles!

[Kouralia]

at kour:

Now you done Pissed me off.
Who doesn't give a fuck? Me.
Who follows some senile old hag known to the rest of the world as the queen? The limeys.

Now please fuck off before you have a very pissed off German on your hands...

It is true...

Only the British have a sense of humour... D:

(as I can't honestly see anything I've said that is offensive, could someone else step in and point out what I've done wrong? I'm very unempathatic-y, so that might explain why)

Oh, it's Welsh.

I don't know of any victories against the Welsh though... D:

Yep, Welsh.

English, Irish, Scottish and Welsh heritage here so take your pick of battles!

Oh okay. I'm Full-on British and so are you, so let's go for the US war of Independence: aka a British Civil War.

[The balkens]

I, like most Germans that I know, get pissed off easily when some Brit seemingly brags about their military "superiority".

I'm very proud of my family's service to Germany, so forgive me if I get a little sore when you brag about the Somme and other victories.

[Britcan]

at kour:

Now you done Pissed me off.
Who doesn't give a fuck? Me.
Who follows some senile old hag known to the rest of the world as the queen? The limeys.

Now please fuck off before you have a very pissed off German on your hands...

German eh?