She set a hospital on fire...and she's, as of now, a druggie, too...
Advertisement
by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Sun Oct 23, 2011 5:43 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Oct 23, 2011 5:44 pm
by Metanih » Sun Oct 23, 2011 5:46 pm
by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Sun Oct 23, 2011 5:47 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:04 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:06 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:07 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Fred has become quite badass.
by Ranbo » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:08 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Fred has become quite badass.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:34 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Don't you love how every single time people need me to reply I have to suddenly log off?
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:35 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:38 pm
by Metanih » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:41 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:42 pm
Metanih wrote:Damn it! Harakut logged off! Now what shall i do!?
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:44 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:45 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:That cell phone is not on his corpse.
And how does Vernon know his corpse is even there?
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:48 pm
by Ranbo » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:49 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Jun causes me to remember every movie ever ruined by a child star.
Must... murder...
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:51 pm
by Metanih » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:51 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:54 pm
by Ranbo » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:54 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:57 pm
Ranbo wrote:You guys are so biased against kids...
*grumble*
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Ameriganastan » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:57 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Metanih » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:58 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:59 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:Anyone want to fill me in on anything important? I'm not reading through 5 pages.
Advertisement
Return to Portal to the Multiverse
Users browsing this forum: Anarus, Lunas Legion
Advertisement