Irregular Occurrences(OOC/RIP Mary Kelly, Thnks Fr Th Mmrs)

by **Sindrya** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 9:59 am

Saskisdi wrote:
Sindrya wrote:
Alright, I'm fresh out of jokes. Was never good in making one, anyway. Abserd, you wanna continue these jokes, just to spite Charli?

What is the inspector's favorite gum?

Lestride gum.

How does the inspector leave the room?

He Lestrides out the door.

What would Sherlock be if he had doubts?

Not-so-Surelock.

Alright I ripped this one off, okay?

by **Charlia** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 9:59 am

Saskisdi wrote:
Sindrya wrote:
Alright, I'm fresh out of jokes. Was never good in making one, anyway. Abserd, you wanna continue these jokes, just to spite Charli?

What is the inspector's favorite gum?

Lestride gum.

How does the inspector leave the room?

He Lestrides out the door.

See, these are slightly amusing.

But it's just

'Lestrides out the door'.

*bows*

Free Empire of the Low Isles wrote:*Hums, considering what would happen if Charlotte's mom shipped her and Damian...*

...

I do believe this is a brilliant idea.

Saskisdi wrote:
Free Empire of the Low Isles wrote:*Hums, considering what would happen if Charlotte's mom shipped her and Damian...*

They'd end up in the void UPS dumps their lost packages in.

by **Saskisdi** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:05 am

Charlia wrote:
Saskisdi wrote:
What is the inspector's favorite gum?

Lestride gum.

How does the inspector leave the room?

He Lestrides out the door.
See, these are slightly amusing.

But it's just

'Lestrides out the door'.

*bows*

How does Watson solve cases on his own?

He gets help from his Watfather.

by **Charlia** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:08 am

Saskisdi wrote:
Charlia wrote:See, these are slightly amusing.

But it's just

'Lestrides out the door'.

*bows*

How does Watson solve cases on his own?

He gets help from his Watfather.

...aaaaaaaaaaaaaand, fail.

by **Saskisdi** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:12 am

Charlia wrote:
Saskisdi wrote:
How does Watson solve cases on his own?

He gets help from his Watfather.

...aaaaaaaaaaaaaand, fail.

Indeed.

Why does Holmes look so shifty?

Because he Sherlooks around a lot.

by **Sindrya** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:12 am

How does Sherlock point out that there's something on John's face?

"Hey, Watson your face?"

by **Abserdia** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:29 am

I started the greatest pun legion of all time.

Anyone can interact with Vinge.

by **Abserdia** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:34 am

Also, Charlotte X Red.

Obviously.

by **Charlia** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:35 am

Abserdia wrote:Also, Charlotte X Red.

Obviously.

Are you expecting me to flip out at that?

by **Sindrya** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:37 am

Abserdia wrote:I started the greatest pun legion of all time.

Anyone can interact with Vinge.

HAIL ABSERD, THE LORD OF PUNS

by **The GAmeTopians** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:39 am

Sindrya wrote:
Abserdia wrote:I started the greatest pun legion of all time.

Anyone can interact with Vinge.

HAIL ABSERD, THE LORD OF PUNS

I SHALL BUILD AN ABSERD CASTLE ATOP MOUNT DOOM IN THE LAND OF PUNDOR!

by **Abserdia** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:40 am

Charlia wrote:
Abserdia wrote:Also, Charlotte X Red.

Obviously.

Are you expecting me to flip out at that?

Slightly.

The GAmeTopians wrote:
Sindrya wrote:
HAIL ABSERD, THE LORD OF PUNS

I SHALL BUILD AN ABSERD CASTLE ATOP MOUNT DOOM IN THE LAND OF PUNDOR!

I feel so...
empowered.

by **Charlia** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:41 am

Abserdia wrote:
Charlia wrote:Are you expecting me to flip out at that?

Slightly.

The GAmeTopians wrote:I SHALL BUILD AN ABSERD CASTLE ATOP MOUNT DOOM IN THE LAND OF PUNDOR!

I feel so...
empowered.

Not the same Charlotte. As much as I love Miss Queens as a character, she doesn't have any attachments.

Or does she?

The GAmeTopians wrote:
Sindrya wrote:
HAIL ABSERD, THE LORD OF PUNS

I SHALL BUILD AN ABSERD CASTLE ATOP MOUNT DOOM IN THE LAND OF PUNDOR!

And I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your castle...

UP!

by **Sindrya** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:46 am

The GAmeTopians wrote:
Sindrya wrote:
HAIL ABSERD, THE LORD OF PUNS

I SHALL BUILD AN ABSERD CASTLE ATOP MOUNT DOOM IN THE LAND OF PUNDOR!

BUT HOW? ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO PUNDOR

by **Abserdia** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:46 am

Charlia wrote:
Abserdia wrote:Slightly.

I feel so...
empowered.
Not the same Charlotte. As much as I love Miss Queens as a character, she doesn't have any attachments.

Or does she?
The GAmeTopians wrote:I SHALL BUILD AN ABSERD CASTLE ATOP MOUNT DOOM IN THE LAND OF PUNDOR!

And I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your castle...

UP!

Charlotte X The Watchman.
There.

by **The GAmeTopians** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:47 am

Charlia wrote:
Abserdia wrote:Slightly.

I feel so...
empowered.
Not the same Charlotte. As much as I love Miss Queens as a character, she doesn't have any attachments.

Or does she?
The GAmeTopians wrote:I SHALL BUILD AN ABSERD CASTLE ATOP MOUNT DOOM IN THE LAND OF PUNDOR!

And I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your castle...

UP!

But...

Shit.

by **The GAmeTopians** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:47 am

Sindrya wrote:
The GAmeTopians wrote:I SHALL BUILD AN ABSERD CASTLE ATOP MOUNT DOOM IN THE LAND OF PUNDOR!

BUT HOW? ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO PUNDOR

I stole Gandalf's big-ass birds.

by **Sindrya** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:48 am

Abserdia wrote:
Charlia wrote:Not the same Charlotte. As much as I love Miss Queens as a character, she doesn't have any attachments.

Or does she?
And I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your castle...

UP!

Charlotte X The Watchman.
There.

Charlotte x Agatha.

You need to up your shipping game, bub.

by **Charlia** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:49 am

Abserdia wrote:
Charlia wrote:Not the same Charlotte. As much as I love Miss Queens as a character, she doesn't have any attachments.

Or does she?
And I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your castle...

UP!

Charlotte X The Watchman.
There.

...Actually, that would be quite interesting. Too bad she's technically already taken, whether she knows it or not.

Sindrya wrote:
Abserdia wrote:Charlotte X The Watchman.
There.

Charlotte x Agatha.

You need to up your shipping game, bub.

That's just twisted and creepy.

The GAmeTopians wrote:
Charlia wrote:Not the same Charlotte. As much as I love Miss Queens as a character, she doesn't have any attachments.

Or does she?
And I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your castle...

UP!

But...

Shit.

No.

No, one does not.

And I didn't.

I ran.

by **Sindrya** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:52 am

Charlia wrote:
Sindrya wrote:
Charlotte x Agatha.

You need to up your shipping game, bub.
That's just twisted and creepy.

Don't know about you, but those mommy issues were simply asking for a Queenscest.

The GAmeTopians wrote:
Sindrya wrote:
BUT HOW? ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO PUNDOR

I stole Gandalf's big-ass birds.

Oh. Very well, then.

Let us muster...

The Brohirrim.

by **The GAmeTopians** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 11:03 am

Sindrya wrote:
Charlia wrote:That's just twisted and creepy.

Don't know about you, but those mommy issues were simply asking for a Queenscest.

The GAmeTopians wrote:I stole Gandalf's big-ass birds.

Oh. Very well, then.

Let us muster...

The Brohirrim.

Were we born in the land of Brohan?

by **Sindrya** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 11:06 am

The GAmeTopians wrote:
Sindrya wrote:
Don't know about you, but those mommy issues were simply asking for a Queenscest.

Oh. Very well, then.

Let us muster...

The Brohirrim.

Were we born in the land of Brohan?

Yes.

by **Dilange** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 12:19 pm

What could this letter be for Crowley?

by **Sonitusia** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 12:35 pm

Did you hear about the Baker down the Street? He Sherlock'ed his Holme tight before work, and it was rather amusing when he Lestrided into the shop and called out for lad, when his assistant asked, "Wattson?"

That was when the man decided to see the Docter, an old friend from elementary.

by **Abserdia** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 12:42 pm

Sonitusia wrote:Did you hear about the Baker down the Street? He Sherlock'ed his Holme tight before work, and it was rather amusing when he Lestrided into the shop and called out for lad, when his assistant asked, "Wattson?"

That was when the man decided to see the Docter, an old friend from elementary.

...
puns.

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