A Solarian Imperium (OOC, Open)

[New Jordslag]

So while i write a history for space pirates, would anyone like any trade routes eviscerated?

I have four people I want you to eviscerate: The Jovians, the Martians, the Terrans, and the Plutonians.

How much do you need to be paid, and what can I pay you with other than money?

[Ben M]

So while i write a history for space pirates, would anyone like any trade routes eviscerated?

Neptune used to be all about piracy...

Used too, maybe u were all one and drakmahs people rejected ur heretic "humanism"

[Ben M]

So while i write a history for space pirates, would anyone like any trade routes eviscerated?

I have four people I want you to eviscerate: The Jovians, the Martians, the Terrans, and the Plutonians.

How much do you need to be paid, and what can I pay you with other than money?

Hey now, what happened to old couple? Last i checked that did not include hiring aomeong to rob me as i left the atm machine.

[Drakmah]

So while i write a history for space pirates, would anyone like any trade routes eviscerated?

I have four people I want you to eviscerate: The Jovians, the Martians, the Terrans, and the Plutonians.

How much do you need to be paid, and what can I pay you with other than money?

Oh I don't know, maybe some weapons and ships? We love rare metals and things.

[New Jordslag]

I have four people I want you to eviscerate: The Jovians, the Martians, the Terrans, and the Plutonians.

How much do you need to be paid, and what can I pay you with other than money?

Hey now, what happened to old couple? Last i checked that did not include hiring aomeong to rob me as i left the atm machine.

It does if you don't get caught. This is like the man of that old couple getting angry after the woman kicked him between the legs and hiring somebody to rob her possessions.

[New Jordslag]

I have four people I want you to eviscerate: The Jovians, the Martians, the Terrans, and the Plutonians.

How much do you need to be paid, and what can I pay you with other than money?

Oh I don't know, maybe some weapons and ships? We love rare metals and things.

We can give you a shit-ton of weapons, and maybe some small ships. How much to keep you on my payroll?

[United Soviet Jason Republic]

Could I RP as a resistance group?

Uhhhhm. Hmmm. Hmmmm. Talk to pavlostani. It would be difficult for a restamce group to garner internatiol contact and strong enough force for spacers to really seriously see them as worth helping. And I kind of want earth to stay semi stable so it can try to expand. Idk, pavlostani has final say.

Well that or I would have a liberated Moon. I am talking with Pavlostani about it. I was thinking something along the book Earthlight in which the Moon is independent but it works closely with the Earth with trade and my version would be in the pocket of the Earth diplomacy wise.

[Prusslandia]

My troops, once the modification process is completed, will look like the big boys below. Is that alright ?

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/ori ... bering.jpg

[New Jordslag]

My troops, once the modification process is completed, will look like the big boys below. Is that alright ?

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/ori ... bering.jpg

Holy SHIT they are big.

[Sinovet]

My troops, once the modification process is completed, will look like the big boys below. Is that alright ?

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/ori ... bering.jpg

I hate Warhammer 40K.

[New Jordslag]

My troops, once the modification process is completed, will look like the big boys below. Is that alright ?

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/ori ... bering.jpg

I hate Warhammer 40K.

I shall now imagine you as looking like that guy whenever I think of you.

Totally random question, guys: If you imagined me with any accent at all, which accent would it be?

[Prusslandia]

My troops, once the modification process is completed, will look like the big boys below. Is that alright ?

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/ori ... bering.jpg

I hate Warhammer 40K.

I love 40k. At least i'm not pushing for a quasi human Dark Eldar cabal.

[Drakmah]

Oh I don't know, maybe some weapons and ships? We love rare metals and things.

We can give you a shit-ton of weapons, and maybe some small ships. How much to keep you on my payroll?

Oh.... Now I'm on the spot... Hmmmmmm say some heavy weapons, like really heavy cause were pirates and we love blowing things up. And then more weapons. I don't think ships are needed though, the way I'm set up you join the pirates with your own ship, so my leader would probs take weapons and sell them to other pirates who wanted them.

[Sinovet]

I hate Warhammer 40K.

I love 40k. At least i'm not pushing for a quasi human Dark Eldar cabal.

I have one major qualm about growing humans to that size.

Their heads stay the same as their bodies grow. This means the ratio of body mass to brain mass would we set off what it is for a normal human.

Meaning that these soldiers would be idiots. They would have the intelligence of a chimp.

[Prusslandia]

I love 40k. At least i'm not pushing for a quasi human Dark Eldar cabal.

I have one major qualm about growing humans to that size.

Their heads stay the same as their bodies grow. This means the ratio of body mass to brain mass would we set off what it is for a normal human.

Meaning that these soldiers would be idiots. They would have the intelligence of a chimp.

Agreed. I'm going to make sure the heads are adequate size.

[Sinovet]

I have one major qualm about growing humans to that size.

Their heads stay the same as their bodies grow. This means the ratio of body mass to brain mass would we set off what it is for a normal human.

Meaning that these soldiers would be idiots. They would have the intelligence of a chimp.

Agreed. I'm going to make sure the heads are adequate size.

Are we seriously going to have Space marines?!

Seriously? For real?

[New Jordslag]

We can give you a shit-ton of weapons, and maybe some small ships. How much to keep you on my payroll?

Oh.... Now I'm on the spot... Hmmmmmm say some heavy weapons, like really heavy cause were pirates and we love blowing things up. And then more weapons. I don't think ships are needed though, the way I'm set up you join the pirates with your own ship, so my leader would probs take weapons and sell them to other pirates who wanted them.

Alright.

You'll get Monthly payments of Heavy Weapons if you attack the people I tell you to, in addition to ye old Average Merchant.

[Sulania]

I hate Warhammer 40K.

I shall now imagine you as looking like that guy whenever I think of you.

Totally random question, guys: If you imagined me with any accent at all, which accent would it be?

I've always pictured you with an Irish accent, strangely enough.

[Prusslandia]

Agreed. I'm going to make sure the heads are adequate size.

Are we seriously going to have Space marines?!

Seriously? For real?

Not Space Marines. But Thunder Warriors. Don't worry. My troops will be melee based.

[New Jordslag]

I shall now imagine you as looking like that guy whenever I think of you.

Totally random question, guys: If you imagined me with any accent at all, which accent would it be?

I've always pictured you with an Irish accent, strangely enough.

Sulania wins.

I'm Half-Irish and 360th in line for a minor Irish noble title, the Viscount of Midleton.

[Sulania]

I've always pictured you with an Irish accent, strangely enough.

Sulania wins.

I'm Half-Irish and 360th in line for a minor Irish noble title, the Viscount of Midleton.

Hehe... Of course I win.

[New Jordslag]

Sulania wins.

I'm Half-Irish and 360th in line for a minor Irish noble title, the Viscount of Midleton.

Hehe... Of course I win.

You always win.

[Pavlostani]

The Moon tried to rebel, but the insurrection was put down by the Terran Authority. It's still under a military occupation.

Could I RP as a resistance group?

Sure, go ahead. I have a character named Kohlenstoffburg that is sympathetic to your cause.

[Sinovet]

Hehe... Of course I win.

You always win.

Not if he and I are fighting in the realm of StarCraft, PlanetSide 2, Science and Languages.

[Pavlostani]

My troops, once the modification process is completed, will look like the big boys below. Is that alright ?

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/ori ... bering.jpg

I hate Warhammer 40K.

Shit bros, Captain Sisko is here, we're all fucked.