Personification Life OOC VII [OPEN -Sign up and Planning]

[Swith Witherward]

I once had a Jizanthapus equivalent for when my sister was younger.

But that asshole's grown up now. And the best thing is that he works for me.

Payback is delicious.

[Bone Fort]

I once had a Jizanthapus equivalent for when my sister was younger.

But that asshole's grown up now. And the best thing is that he works for me.

We've all known that kind of person. Hell, we've probably encountered players like that on NS as well. We had one in this RP for a while (not pointing any fngers- could've been a player who left or even one that's still here but has gotten better). Actually, we might've had a few, depending on your perspective.

[Swith Witherward]

I once had a Jizanthapus equivalent for when my sister was younger.

But that asshole's grown up now. And the best thing is that he works for me.

We've all known that kind of person. Hell, we've probably encountered players like that on NS as well. We had one in this RP for a while (not pointing any fngers- could've been a player who left or even one that's still here but has gotten better). Actually, we might've had a few, depending on your perspective.

That's what the little red bags are for. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHnsajl-kB8&feature=youtu.be&t=2m33s

[Swith Witherward]

Ewww. "... LIGHT FREEZING RAIN WILL CONTINUE TO PLAGUE THE REGION TONIGHT AND EARLY MONDAY..." I love snow, I love rain, I hate it when the roads are ice rinks.

Goodnight PL.

[Tiltjuice]

Ewww. "... LIGHT FREEZING RAIN WILL CONTINUE TO PLAGUE THE REGION TONIGHT AND EARLY MONDAY..." I love snow, I love rain, I hate it when the roads are ice rinks.

Goodnight PL.

"In other news, an unidentified slightly built Asian male and a tall Caucasian male are wanted for questioning in the matter of using sections of I-279 as ice hockey stadia and obstructing traffic..."



Goodnight, you guys.

[The BranRiech]

Goodnight GT. Hope all's well.

Kei is salty all of a sudden.

Hmm?

Nothing to respond to this morning, besides Jonathan, I think.

[Torsiedelle]

Hello, all.

I'll be on later.

[Urran]

My schedule is sketchy at best this week. i have a math test thursday and an english exam friday.....

[Tiltjuice]

My schedule is sketchy at best this week. i have a math test thursday and an english exam friday.....

Can you free Chrys up?

[Swith Witherward]

Hans would like Chrys freed up, too.

I just got in. I'll be on as soon as I eat dinner and shower.

[Giovenith]

Today in gym class, the teacher warmed us up by making us play a game similar to tag, only you run with your arm linked around a partner's as two people run around trying to take everyone. If tagged, you and your partner had to form a bridge with your arms and stay in place until another duo ran under your "bridge" thus unfreezing you. One big rule is that you had to stay connected to your partner, you couldn't separate, because if you did, that would automatically freeze the both of you into a bridge.

Because the teacher had made us play games that involved linking arms with others and running before, and as a result, having often been practically flung like a frisbee due to being linked with someone who was stronger than me attempting to turn at a faster-than-I speed, I had to ask, "Teacher, what if we're running and accidentally fling our partner? Like, we get thrown off by the laws of physics." Keeping in mind Gio-kins barely understands the laws of physics, but was pretty sure they were involved in this scenario.

The teacher so kindly responded, "If the laws of physics flings you to the side... you're still frozen."

Thus the game began! People mostly kept to the edges on the opposite side of where ever the taggers were, as is the common strategy, and then bolted whenever they came closer. My partner and I were tagged once, and froze. Two girls came and unfroze us, but were also mid-flight from one of the taggers who was coming right at us all, which of course caused my (much stronger) partner to attempt to yank us away, even though there was barely enough room between us, the girls, the tagger, and the wall. Also, my sweat pants were too long. Slipping on their edge on the slippery gym floor due to the hasty escape attempt, I went crashing to the ground, but managed to cry out while doing so, "PHYSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICS!!!!!" before also bringing down my partner (who was still linked to me), the girls (who my partner had grabbed out of reaction), and the tagger (who couldn't stop from running) to the floor as well. We all actually slid a bit on the floor due to our soft gym clothes.

Nobody was hurt, but it was one of those moments where a bunch of people fail so hard, they laugh at it as an epic win (and also because laughing at momentary recklessness is just what teens do). "PHYSICS!" was the new joking-battlecry of the rest of the day. Ja.

Is NVE leaving for computer trouble this week?

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

Yes Gio, this is my last week here for now. I may occasionally drop-by by phone, but internet is going dark and the laptop is falling apart.

[Giovenith]

Yes Gio, this is my last week here for now. I may occasionally drop-by by phone, but internet is going dark and the laptop is falling apart.

I hope you can come back soon, the zaniness thermometer will drop a few significant degrees without you.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

Yes Gio, this is my last week here for now. I may occasionally drop-by by phone, but internet is going dark and the laptop is falling apart.

I hope you can come back soon, the zaniness thermometer will drop a few significant degrees without you.

What doesn't kill me, better run away, because I will come back stronger than ever and with a more unhinged open mind of creativity.

[Tiltjuice]

I hope you can come back soon, the zaniness thermometer will drop a few significant degrees without you.

What doesn't kill me, better run away, because I will come back stronger than ever and with a more unhinged open mind of creativity.

I agree with Gio. Can't wait till then, NVE. *gives penguin*

Merp. Anybody who needs replies, please link. In and out of NS as my mother is leaving tonight for SFO.

[The BranRiech]

Here you go, Tilt.

[Germanic Templars]

Great news, today I got to meet the fourteenth Sergeant Major of the Army!

[Swith Witherward]

Today in gym class, the teacher warmed us up by making us play a game similar to tag, only you run with your arm linked around a partner's as two people run around trying to take everyone. If tagged, you and your partner had to form a bridge with your arms and stay in place until another duo ran under your "bridge" thus unfreezing you. One big rule is that you had to stay connected to your partner, you couldn't separate, because if you did, that would automatically freeze the both of you into a bridge.

Because the teacher had made us play games that involved linking arms with others and running before, and as a result, having often been practically flung like a frisbee due to being linked with someone who was stronger than me attempting to turn at a faster-than-I speed, I had to ask, "Teacher, what if we're running and accidentally fling our partner? Like, we get thrown off by the laws of physics." Keeping in mind Gio-kins barely understands the laws of physics, but was pretty sure they were involved in this scenario.

The teacher so kindly responded, "If the laws of physics flings you to the side... you're still frozen."

Thus the game began! People mostly kept to the edges on the opposite side of where ever the taggers were, as is the common strategy, and then bolted whenever they came closer. My partner and I were tagged once, and froze. Two girls came and unfroze us, but were also mid-flight from one of the taggers who was coming right at us all, which of course caused my (much stronger) partner to attempt to yank us away, even though there was barely enough room between us, the girls, the tagger, and the wall. Also, my sweat pants were too long. Slipping on their edge on the slippery gym floor due to the hasty escape attempt, I went crashing to the ground, but managed to cry out while doing so, "PHYSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICS!!!!!" before also bringing down my partner (who was still linked to me), the girls (who my partner had grabbed out of reaction), and the tagger (who couldn't stop from running) to the floor as well. We all actually slid a bit on the floor due to our soft gym clothes.

Nobody was hurt, but it was one of those moments where a bunch of people fail so hard, they laugh at it as an epic win (and also because laughing at momentary recklessness is just what teens do). "PHYSICS!" was the new joking-battlecry of the rest of the day. Ja.

Is NVE leaving for computer trouble this week?

PHYSICS!

The syllabus for one of my courses recommended this book. This prof was famous for pulling weird crap out of his ass and slapping it question form on exams, so we naturally all bolted down to the book store to pick up copies because you just know there would be a question related to that book.

There were only two copies, and there were twelve of us standing there like eager little lambs. "Can't you order more by Friday?" we pleaded. The clerk looked at us and said, "Don't you understand the physics involved in doing that?"

I'm sure she wasn't thinking of the course when she said it, and was simply trying to point out the near-impossible logistics involved, but you just don't ask a bunch of grad students if they understand that subject.

Tilt... she's leaving for San Fran O?

GT, awesome!

[Swith Witherward]

Tilty, would you mind if I had Hans bring Cuisine over to Chrys' table? That way she's not entirely frozen while Urran takes a break this week. They could always bow out, too, and it would fit without being an abrupt departure.

[Tiltjuice]

Tilty, would you mind if I had Hans bring Cuisine over to Chrys' table? That way she's not entirely frozen while Urran takes a break this week. They could always bow out, too, and it would fit without being an abrupt departure.

Not at all!

[Swith Witherward]

Alrighty then!

That reminds me... Min's leaving soon for his own overseas thing. If I'm remembering his TG right, he's quasi-parking Dan for the time being.

[Tiltjuice]

Tilt... she's leaving for San Fran O?

Well, you see, she's been complaining recently about not having enough exercise, and so she made a decision last week to join Sportfreunde Oestrich-Iserlohn.

So what happened to the clerk?

[Swith Witherward]

Tilt... she's leaving for San Fran O?

Well, you see, she's been complaining recently about not having enough exercise, and so she made a decision last week to join Sportfreunde Oestrich-Iserlohn.

So what happened to the clerk?

Sportfreunde Oestrich-Iserlohn? Why is your family so weird? Your father's acceptance into The Bilderberg Club was a feather in his cap and helped him on his various global campaigns, but how on earth are they going to keep their fires burning now that she has such an intensive schedule?

We found copies at Half-Price Books.

[The BranRiech]

Ugh, g'night guys.

Might stay home tomorrow, I feel like absolute shite right now.

[Swith Witherward]

Ugh, g'night guys.

Might stay home tomorrow, I feel like absolute shite right now.

Goodnight Bran. Feel better soon!