Reality's Bane (IC/Open)

[Widgetalia]

"Too slow, foolish furries! If you didn't want to die, you should have taken your last paycheck, cashed it, and stayed at home!" Red Baron said in a mocking tone as he dodged their attacks and pressed the assault, continuing to laugh manically as he continued firing away at the Arwings. As far as Red Baron's ego was concerned, the battle was already over and the reinforcements the organics had received were just stragglers to be mopped up.

[Petrokovia]

"Too slow, foolish furries! If you didn't want to die, you should have taken your last paycheck, cashed it, and stayed at home!" Red Baron said in a mocking tone as he dodged their attacks and pressed the assault, continuing to laugh manically as he continued firing away at the Arwings. As far as Red Baron's ego was concerned, the battle was already over and the reinforcements the organics had received were just stragglers to be mopped up.

"Ugh, enough with the small talk." Falco said, in his usual sarcastic tone.
"Hit the brakes!" Falco shouted, and he, Peppy, and Miyu all slammed on their air brakes. They would let Red Baron pass them, then start tailing him, firing their lasers and heat seeking missiles.

[Slenderman The CreepyPasta King]

Goku got up, the rubble from the building shifting to let him by. "owww." He said rubbing his head, but he felt something wet. Pulling his hand from hs heaqd he looked at it, blood. Now to a human that would either freak them out, have them pass out, or just go along with their day. But sayians, when they see blood, namely their own, they get angry. Yelling, all the ruble around him began to rise and float. And then he went super sayian, when he was finished powering up the debris crashed into the ground once more. Taking to the air, he looked for energy signatures that he could instant transmission too, and he could barely sense foxes sinse it was so low compared to what he's used to sensing. Putting his middle and index fingers on his head he instant transmissioned on top of Fo's plane. "You made a grave mistake of angering A SUPER SAYIAN!!!!" He yelled before flying so fast he made an after image before punching red barron square in the jaw before firing off ki blasts at Sasha.

[Flarbinia]

"This is not the first time I played Bumper Cars with my enemies before they died!" Sasha said in a jovial tone as she performed an aileron roll, hitting Slippy's Arwing. She dodged the missiles for a second time, only to follow her maneuver with a blast from her null rays, the short circuited missiles freefalling harmlessly to the ground. With her null rays depleted, she began slamming into the Arwings at ramming speed, knowing that the stubborn fool would destroy his allies in an attempt to kill her. "Did your teammates really believe that a heat seeking missile would work on a Cybertronian? All it is going to do is piss off an already angry god!" She said gleefully as the missiles that they fired at Red Baron hit Goku.

[Slenderman The CreepyPasta King]

"This is not the first time I played Bumper Cars with my enemies before they died!" Sasha said in a jovial tone as she performed an aileron roll, hitting Slippy's Arwing. she dodged the missiles for a second time, only to follow her maneuver with a blast from her null rays, the short circuited missiles freefalling harmlessly to the ground. With her null rays depleted, she began slamming into the Arwings at ramming speed, knowing that the stubborn fool would destroy his allies in an attempt to kill her. "Did your teammates really believe that a heat seeking missile would work on a Cybertronian? All it is going to do is piss off an already angry god!" She said gleefully as the missiles that they fired at Red Baron hit Goku.

As the missles exploded, goku flew into the ground, as the missles surprisingly hurt. Getting up though he flew upwards and charged up another Kamehameha wave. "KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled before firing it upwards at Sasha and the Red barron.

[Flarbinia]

Sasha slammed into Red Baron at ramming speed, causing both to tumble out of the way of the blast. Sasha managed to make a crash landing on the docks, but Red Baron ended up landing in the ocean. Knowing that Goku would shoot her down if she tried to take off, she proceeded to use her engines to get the temporary boost of speed to reach whatever counted as the front line in this garbage dump.

[Petrokovia]

"Great work, Goku!" Fox said, even though Goku wouldn't have a way to hear him.
"Huh, guess he's actually useful for something after all!"
"You said the same thing about me once before, Falco. And about Fay. And Miyu."
"Yeah, I think you need to get some new lines!" Fay said, pulling away.

Fay and Miyu flew after Sasha. After acquiring a target lock, each of them fired a smart bomb at the transformer.
"Woo! What was that about you being a god?" Fay mocked over the open communications channel.

Meanwhile, Fox led the rest of the group to intercept Red Baron in the ocean, as they figured he would be coming back out at any moment.

[Flarbinia]

"Close, but no cigar, foolish furries!" Sasha said as the smart bomb hit a building full of civilians, killing them all. Sasha continued dodging their attacks until she flew off the overpass and began crashing though several office buildings full of survivors, causing them to collapse and kill most of them while burying the rest alive. "Tick Tock! These civilians are going to suffocate if you don't give up the chase!" Sasha said in a mocking tone.

[Petrokovia]

"Close, but no cigar, foolish furries!" Sasha said as the smart bomb hit a building full of civilians, killing them all. Sasha continued dodging their attacks until she flew off the overpass and began crashing though several office buildings full of survivors, causing them to collapse and kill most of them while burying the rest alive. "Tick Tock! These civilians are going to suffocate if you don't give up the chase!" Sasha said in a mocking tone.

"R.O.B., give me an estimate of the survivors?" Miyu asked.
"The chances of anyone surviving the collapse of the building is low, even lower accounting possible deaths in-hospital."
"It's better to keep trying to blast her out of the sky. If we don't, she'll just keep knocking down buildings, anyway."

Fay and Miyu flew low, making it much easier to shoot at Sasha. They switched to using their lasers, skimming along the ground while they flew after her.

[Widgetalia]

20 miles up the coast from Beach City
Red Baron walked out of the surf, having narrowly evaded detection by the occupants of the Arwings, emerged from the surf and began the journey back to Beach City on foot, too damaged to fly but he could still put up a fight.

[Flarbinia]

Realizing that the Arwings were pulling punches now that civilians were in jeopardy, Sasha turned around and began slamming into Miyu's Arwing at ramming speed. "Without your team mates, neither of you will last very long at this rate!" She said gleefully as she began slamming into the other Arwing.

[Cybraxia]

Beach City

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"Just who we needed to see, Star Fox." the leader grumbled. "All wings, set Star Fox as Allies, for now. And smack that mosquito out of the air."

Five beeps voiced their confirmation as the Wolfens reformed and targeted the reckless decepticon. "Star Fox, I'd be careful, we're coming down hard on this bitch." the leader growled out, hoping the other team could hear him. Then, all at once, 6 sets of lasers fired at the decepticon called "Sasha".

[Flarbinia]

"Missed me! Missed me! Now you got to kiss me!" Sasha said in a childish mocking tone as she effortlessly dodged the lasers. She continued to speed up, knowing that she would need to get repaired and rearmed before she can engage in another dogfight with the Arwings. "Lord Skyquake! The enemy reinforcements are stronger than anticipated. My T-cog is too damaged for me to transform and Red baron is Missing In Action. I suggest finding a new LZ before commencing with the next phase of the invasion!" Sasha said as she reached the city limits, her red and white paint armor covered in dirt, asphalt, and concrete.

[Naval Monte]

Beach City

The skeleton brothers both summon a large vortex of bones and sent the spiraling vortex of white death to the two giant robots, making sure to avoid the civilians while destroying everything in the bonenado's way. Within it where several gaster blasters ready to open fire at the two bots at the right moment.

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New York

"Why not, after all we are here to investigate the building and met are contact in this place." Elizabeth took a few steps before before she stopped, still not looking back at her partners she said. "Make sure to turn off the safety mates. I have a bad feeling about this place." she continue on with her walk to the building.

[Flarbinia]

Outside the Beach City Limits
"Lord Skyquake! I request permission to return to the ship for repairs and rearmament! The so-called trickster gods attempted to stop me from rejoining our forces in the air with a tornado of a cheap pyrotechnics, but I would have personally made them pay the price for their insult if I still had enough ammunition to finish him off." Sasha said in a panicked tone as she began ascending, no longer concerned with Goku or the Arwings shooting her down. She would gladly kamikaze either one of them if Skyquake denied her request, but she could do nothing else with her T-cog damaged, her force field generator and null rays needing a recharge, and her weapons depleted of ammunition.

[Petrokovia]

Tatsumaki amplified the speed of the bone tornado using her psychic powers, while Ty and Bloodfyre got within striking distance of Bombshock. Ty used extremespeed to jump high into the air, meeting face to face with the decepticon for a moment, and using ice punch. Bloodfyre took out a predrawn alchemy circle and laid it on the ground. He clapped his hands to the ground, sparks flew, and soon large walls of stone sprang up from the ground which would surround Bombshock.

"Fox, the one that fell in the water is back on radar! He's heavily injured, so we might be able to finish him off."
"Okay, Slip. Let's get 'im."
Fox, Falco, Slippy, and Peppy flew towards Red Baron, quickly closing the gap. When they got there, they dropped smart bombs on him, and Fox turned his Arwing into its walker mode, landing not too far away. Falco lead the other two in coming around for another run.

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Tadayoshi reached into his coat, and a couple small clicks could be heard, and he walked towards the UN building.
"Okay, let's see what got our guy."
Tadayoshi opened the door to the UN building, and calmly looked around.

[Widgetalia]

"Don't you know that null rays short out electronics?" Red Baron said as his null rays landed a direct hit on the Arwings. "Now that I have evened the odds, let's finish this!" Red Baron said as he grabbed a nearby telephone pole and swung it at the walker like a baseball bat.

[Slenderman The CreepyPasta King]

Sense Goku was now on team fox's six, sense he was now following them as it seemed powerful beings attack them, he saw everything. He saw red Barron swing the telephone pole and flew ahead of the air wings and caught the pole with one hand. "We never finished our fight." The sayian said.

[Flarbinia]

"On second thought, repairs can wait." Sasha said as she sped towards in the direction of the null rays. When she arrived at the site of the blasts, she saw that Red Baron had engaged what looked like an Arwing on legs. Flying dangerously low to the ground, she slammed into the walker at landing speed, causing it to fall over. "I may not be able to transform, but I can still play bumper cars with any fighter that is still functional." Sasha said as she ascended into the sky.

[Widgetalia]

"But this time, you are on your own." Red Baron said as he lifted the telephone pole up, causing Goku to crash into a fuel truck that had been stuck in traffic due to amount of civilians attempting to flee Beach City. He then transformed and slammed into Goku, maniacally laughing as he began to ascend. "Attention, all passengers! Red Baron airlines apologizes for the inconvenience, but we will be making a quick stop in the red dot of Jupiter. Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, do not leave your seat until the ride is over, thank you for choosing Red baron airlines, Starfox Air has hit rock bottom, etc., Yadda Yadda Yadda." red baron said in a mocking tone as he sped up.

[Slenderman The CreepyPasta King]

"But this time, you are on your own." Red Baron said as he lifted the telephone pole up, causing Goku to crash into a fuel truck that had been stuck in traffic due to amount of civilians attempting to flee Beach City. He then transformed and slammed into Goku, maniacally laughing as he began to ascend. "Attention, all passengers! Red Baron airlines apologizes for the inconvenience, but we will be making a quick stop in the red dot of Jupiter. Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, do not leave your seat until the ride is over, thank you for choosing Red baron airlines, Starfox Air has hit rock bottom, etc., Yadda Yadda Yadda." red baron said in a mocking tone as he sped up.

"Oomph," Goku said as the air got knocked out of him. Getting back up he gave his famous Son grin before saying,"you're really strong, looks like I can go all out." After that he went super sayian blue before flying so fast only people who trained their eyes to see people going that fast could see him, and punched through red Barron. Exiting the other side of him he thought,"ah man, looks like I shouldn't have gone all out."

[Petrokovia]

"Fox, are you okay?"
"He's hit me some kind of EMP blast."

The Arwing's systems flickered for a moment, before coming back online.
"I think they underestimate our technology." Fox said, transforming his arwing back into flight mode and taking off. He led Falco, Slippy, and Peppy in chasing after Red Baron, firing lasers and heat-seeking missiles.
"You better watch it, Fox. You're getting sloppy."

Fay and Miyu continued to follow Sasha, and fired their own heat-seeking missiles.

[Widgetalia]

"I still function, you fool!" Red Baron said as his holographic double dissipated, laughing maniacally as he transformed, grabbed the lead Arwing, and threw it at Goku. "You found a way to nullify the effects of my null ray. It won't save you!" Red Baron said as he grabbed several abandoned cars, tossed them in the air, and threw them at the 3 other Arwings. "Are you still there, Sasha?" Red Baron said as he picked up the telephone pole and threw it at Miyu's Arwing, sparks still flying from the cords.

[Flarbinia]

"I see the javelin. Taking evasive maneuvers!" Sasha said as she made a sudden U-turn, the G-force her engines created at maximum speed causing one of the cars to hit the telephone pole, creating a fiery explosion that caused the heat seekers to change course, the wreckage falling to the ground. The majority of the missiles killed the civilians that were still trapped on the highway while the rest began pursuing the Arwings. "We have done all we can with our limited resources. We are going to have to report to Lord Skyquake." Sasha said as she headed towards Skyquake.

[Widgetalia]

"Let's get out of here! This minor skirmish will have great repercussions that will cause more damage to our opponents than our full arsenal ever could." Red baron said in an eager tone as he transformed and began following Sasha, laughing manically as the screams of panicking survivors who were burning alive began to fill the air. The minor inconvenience Starfox had caused was a draw that had achieved nothing but excessive collateral damage caused by both sides. Red baron and Sasha would be repaired and rearmed, but the enemy would have to deal with a PR nightmare created by class actions lawsuits.