DEAL OF A LIFETIME FOR AELOSIA'S BIKINI PICS

[The Autocracy of Sergiopolis]

ATTENTION ALL NATIONS! For anybody wishing to sell me shares, when I have achieved a significant amount, I shall sell ALL of them to Aelosia, you have my word. For anybody who wants to see those bikini pictures, THIS IS THE DEAL FOR YOU! She will only sell her pics to the TOP THREE contributors. If we pool our resources, we shall be much stronger. One stick will break easily, but a bundle of sticks, not so. Any smaller Nation wishing to see the pictures, sell shares directly to THE AUTOCRACY OF SERGIOPOLIS

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[TurtleShroom]

I'll give you Mister Krabs' sexy money dance if you give me the half not going to the bikinis.

[The Autocracy of Sergiopolis]

I'll give you Mister Krabs' sexy money dance if you give me the half not going to the bikinis.

As tempting of an offer as this is, no deal.

[The Autocracy of Sergiopolis]

Did I mention this was a deal of a lifetime?!?!?!?!?!?!

[ORLY Owls]

So, if one wants to see these pictures, they would seem to have two options...

1. Donate to Aelosia directly, where 100% of your shares will go towards the bikini pics.
2. Donate to you, in which case only 50% goes to the pics and the rest goes into your pocket.

It's pretty sly, trying to profit by offering absolutely nothing yourself, but I doubt many will be gullible enough to fall for it.

[The Autocracy of Sergiopolis]

So, if one wants to see these pictures, they would seem to have two options...

1. Donate to Aelosia directly, where 100% of your shares will go towards the bikini pics.
2. Donate to you, in which case only 50% goes to the pics and the rest goes into your pocket.

It's pretty sly, trying to profit by offering absolutely nothing yourself, but I doubt many will be gullible enough to fall for it.

You are quite the keen observer, my friend. I will alter my deal then. ALL shares, plus ALL of my own shall go into the fund, What do you say to that good sir?

Just to be fair, I am offering something. I am offering the Lesser Nations of the World a chance to place a significant bid in this contest. A chance to create a Share Cosolidation Trust for a common intrest.

[The Autocracy of Sergiopolis]

It disappoints me greatly that the whole shareholding thing was an April Fools. Oh well, what can you do.