Grovel to Me For Shares

[Dystopian Malisin]

Clearly, I'm better than all of you.

Grovel to these Grovel-Worthy People too, you pitiful mortal!:

Grovel to Nakarisaune

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Insult Me= 1 Share

Compliment Me= 20 Shares

Suck Up to Me= 40 Shares

Grovel to Me= 60 Shares

Shmooze Me= 80 Shares

Explain Why You Are A Terrible Person And Why I Am Better Than You In Every Way= 100 Shares
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Just say anything, and I'll decide which category I think it fits in.

Note I will sig various of the things you say to appease my superficial ego.

[Welsh Cowboy]

I am but a worm lying on the ground before you, the mighty oak tree.

[Interspace Commerce]

One word: Oink

[Dystopian Malisin]

I am but a worm lying on the ground before you, the mighty oak tree.

60 Shares, you impertinent worm.

[Dystara]

If there is a God, it prays to you. I'd prostrate myself in the dirt for a thousand thousand generations until found worthy to catch a glimpse of the merest hint of your power.

[Cyn1c]

[is DM]

Clearly you have seen the light of my grandness, Dystara, 60 shares!

[Mushrenia]

Oh yes, master, bestow upon me your sacred shares and I shall be eternally grateful for you kindness and compassion.

[Soviet Ruk-Tsan]

I am unworthy to be spit upon by your almighty gloriousness, for from you emits a golden aura of ultimate power, but, as a very noble god, you do not abuse it. Despite the fact that as I am but a powerless mould at your feet, I would be honoured that your gloriousness takes the time to aknowledge my existence. After all, you did create me, along with the rest of the universe.

[New Inverclyde]

I am a big fat smelly person. You smell wonderful and should be made king of everything because of your wonderfulness...

did I mention my girlfriend wants your babies too?

[Cyn1c]

Mush: 60
SRT: 100
New Inver: 20

[The Murdering Blobs]

Oh, glorious God that is only known to us mere mortals as Dystopian Malisin, please have mercy upon us and dont destroy us. I know we are unfitting to exist in your presence, but forgive us! We wanted to bask in your glory! Have mercy on our souls and lead us down the path of righteousness so we can pray to you, oh God.

[Uraeli]

Thine is all! My world, my god, giveth me redemption. For I am a sinner, and you the most holy of all, the most contrite, courageous, holy. I am unworthy of thine shares, for I have done much wrong. You are the most, the one, the all, you the creator of life, and the most devoted nation of Uraeli.

[Soviet Ruk-Tsan]

Thank you, your gloriousness.
(Am I allowed to continue grovelling?)

[Cyn1c]

Thank you, your gloriousness.
(Am I allowed to continue grovelling?)

Yes.

[Zottistan]

Oh, Mein saviour und mein Fuhrer, I lay down my life at your whim! All hail Dystopian Malisin!

[Vortiaganica]

A share for an insult?

Coo-ee!

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You are not worth the shares you pay me.

My time, in fact, costs more than every meal you eat.

[Cyn1c]

TMB and Uraeli= 100
Zottistan= 60
Vort= 1

[TurtleShroom]

Chuck Norris submits to you, oh mighty, mighty and glorious Dystopian Malisan. The Most Interesting Man orders [i]you[/i] beer. The Old Spice Guy comes to you for advice on how to be powerful. All the memes of the earth are at your command.

Like a boss.

[Cyn1c]

Chuck Norris submits to you, oh mighty, mighty and glorious Dystopian Malisan. The Most Interesting Man orders you beer. The Old Spice Guy comes to you for advice on how to be powerful. All the memes of the earth are at your command.

Like a boss.

100

[Jormengand]

You only pray to God when you're in Soviet Russia.

[EMPIRE]

*levels machine gun at the back of your head*

No, you grovvel to me for my shares, you pathetic peace of slime. Quickly, you are wasting my very important time.

[Nakarisaune]

As it is obvious that a new, far greater God has appeared than the one I used to worship, I now worship you, and beg you to forgive me. I am a horrible person, my Lord, and your mercy is something I desperately wish for. I confess: It was me who took the cookies from the cookie jar. This only proves that you are a far greater person than me, and I am not worthy to post here with my unpurified keyboard. Please don't slaughter me where I sit for such an abominable crime against humanity, instead I plead for you to forgive me, so I might spend a precious moment grovelling at your feet in Heaven.

[Old Tyrannia]

My mighty lord Dystopian Malisin, I am unworthy to enter your glorious prescence! Oh wise ruler, I am so stupid and poor and ugly, and you are so clever and rich and handsome and... Did I mention rich? Take pity upon me, Oh August One Who Is Infinitely Superior! All NationStates bows before your everlasting glory! Incidentally, vote for me!

*bows humbly and cries out in joy at The Most Supreme and Benevolent God-Emperor Dystopian Malisin's prescence*

[Vortiaganica]

Vort= 1

Blimey!

Now to do this 99 more times!

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This thread, whilst original, is only as original as Salvador Dali's lobster phone.

It garners attention, but by the time anyone sees value in it it'll be tossed in the trash or filler for a museum exhibition while they bring in the pharaoh's coffin.

[Cyn1c]

You only pray to God when you're in Soviet Russia.

Jorm=100
Empire= 1
Naka= 100
Old Tyrannia= 100