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West Vandengaarde
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Postby West Vandengaarde » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:27 am

Glasgia wrote:So, what would I get for 2,000?

Self-gratitude.
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Laerod
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Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Laerod » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:30 am

Aelosia wrote:
Laerod wrote:Maaaan. I've downl- I mean, seen all of these a long time ago...


There are a handful of new ones, I don't usually go to the beach lately, however.

In all honesty, beach is nice, but so is everything else =)
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Army
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Founded: Nov 03, 2011
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Postby Army » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:47 am

Neo-Erusea wrote:So do I get a sign?


I'd say you earned it
To fight the fights that need fighting or that fight might make right...
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Michael Kenmore
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Postby Michael Kenmore » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:01 am

Army wrote:
Neo-Erusea wrote:So do I get a sign?


I'd say you earned it

I say I deserve some kind of second-place prize. Involving something snakish and wrapped around her in a bikini 50's horror style.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Goob? Can I call you Goob?

Look Ralph, it's like a good porno. Idiotic plot, excessive moaning, and it's unreal as shit. But at the end of the day: Who cares?
New Amerik wrote:Each share represents a single hair on your Manly Moustache of Manliness.

The more shares you've collected, the more follicles you've got and the more luxurious your luscious, gentlemanly, simply outstanding Moustache of Manliness will be.

For comparison, Max Barry currently has about the same level of Moustacheness as Theodore Roosevelt.
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The Capitalist State of America
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Founded: Jan 13, 2012
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Postby The Capitalist State of America » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:13 am

413 shares?
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Aelosia
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Postby Aelosia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:16 am

It's a group effort :)

The top three collaborators are getting a price through TG or e-mail, given the rules of the site.
My ratings in the top 100:
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Largest Defense Forces
Aelosia is ranked 13th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced
Aelosia is ranked 20th in the world for Most Cultured
Aelosia is ranked 24th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry
Aelosia is ranked 25th in the world for Fastest-Growing Economies
Aelosia is ranked 38th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department
Aelosia is ranked 42th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry
Aelosia is ranked 51th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector
Aelosia is ranked 61th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector

Factbook so far.
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Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia
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Postby Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:17 am

Laerod wrote:Oh, right. Nipps. Rules.


Carry on...


^^This...^^


Aelosia wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:needz moar cleevaj


There is enuff cleevaj now, you guys want nipps now, and tha's not gonna happen.


Yes, nipps pleaze...
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The Republic of Lanos
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:18 am

Aelosia wrote:It's a group effort :)

The top three collaborators are getting a price through TG or e-mail, given the rules of the site.


What about the other levels?
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Tarasovka
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Tarasovka » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:21 am

Bikini is far too obviously unoriginally commonly vulgar :eyebrow:

What we need is some class high society! Stockings, garters, garter belts, bustiers and Venice carnaval masks! And high heels! And long gloves!
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INCORRECT SPELLING - DOES NOT EXIST:
Adjective: Tarasovkan

CORRECT SPELLING:
Noun: Taraskovya (formal, high flown) ; Tarasovka (routine)
Adjective: Taraskovyan
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Fartsniffage
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Fartsniffage » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:23 am

Tarasovka wrote:Bikini is far too obviously unoriginally commonly vulgar :eyebrow:

What we need is some class high society! Stockings, garters, garter belts, bustiers and Venice carnaval masks! And high heels! And long gloves!


Nah, we should aim for a burka.
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Aelosia
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Postby Aelosia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:23 am

Tarasovka wrote:Bikini is far too obviously unoriginally commonly vulgar :eyebrow:

What we need is some class high society! Stockings, garters, garter belts, bustiers and Venice carnaval masks! And high heels! And long gloves!


I can do the carnaval mask for now. Preparing the high heels long gloves 1890-1930 girl. But I will need more donations for that.

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My ratings in the top 100:
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Largest Defense Forces
Aelosia is ranked 13th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced
Aelosia is ranked 20th in the world for Most Cultured
Aelosia is ranked 24th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry
Aelosia is ranked 25th in the world for Fastest-Growing Economies
Aelosia is ranked 38th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department
Aelosia is ranked 42th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry
Aelosia is ranked 51th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector
Aelosia is ranked 61th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector

Factbook so far.
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Aelosia
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Postby Aelosia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:41 am

I can't post more pictures until I get additional donations!
My ratings in the top 100:
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Largest Defense Forces
Aelosia is ranked 13th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced
Aelosia is ranked 20th in the world for Most Cultured
Aelosia is ranked 24th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry
Aelosia is ranked 25th in the world for Fastest-Growing Economies
Aelosia is ranked 38th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department
Aelosia is ranked 42th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry
Aelosia is ranked 51th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector
Aelosia is ranked 61th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector

Factbook so far.
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Glasgia
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Postby Glasgia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:41 am

Aelosia wrote:I can't post more pictures until I get additional donations!

I donated to you! More pics please!
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Alsatian Knights
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Postby Alsatian Knights » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:43 am

Second picture...is that Hawaii?

of course only i would come out of hermitstatus to ask a question completely off-topic
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Aelosia
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Postby Aelosia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:45 am

Alsatian Knights wrote:Second picture...is that Hawaii?

of course only i would come out of hermitstatus to ask a question completely off-topic


No, not Hawaii. You can donate to get the proper answer, however.
My ratings in the top 100:
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Largest Defense Forces
Aelosia is ranked 13th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced
Aelosia is ranked 20th in the world for Most Cultured
Aelosia is ranked 24th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry
Aelosia is ranked 25th in the world for Fastest-Growing Economies
Aelosia is ranked 38th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department
Aelosia is ranked 42th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry
Aelosia is ranked 51th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector
Aelosia is ranked 61th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector

Factbook so far.
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Mad hatters in jeans
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Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:45 am

Rhodmhire wrote:
Hladgos wrote:GIS, GIS... What?

Google Image Search.

I saved one of the pictures she uploaded locally, did a Google Image Search, selected Search by Image, uploaded the picture, searched, and found no matches on any other site.

So she's not using Google, and I didn't need to search every picture because you'd have to be blind to deny these are all the same girl.

Rhod...Rhod you traded all your shares to this? WHERE THE HELL AM I GOING TO GET MY ROCKS FIXED UP NOW HUH?
how am i supposed to link all my ipod devices and musics to a giant rock now? there's no technicians or anything here all i have is a DUMB ROCK.

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and i'm still waiting for your perpetual motion device. damn it we investors trusted you.
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The Anglo-Saxon Empire
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Postby The Anglo-Saxon Empire » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:46 am

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IC Nation Name: The Glorious Empire of Luthoria
Monarch: Emperor Siegfried XVI
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Radiatia
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Postby Radiatia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:06 am

Another 200.... my contribution is meaningless now though. Haha.
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Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia
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Postby Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:09 am

I have just given 12,466 shares to Aelosia.
    Currently warring.
Military, including paramilitaries: uncounted; numerous warring factions (currently state of war)
Link to Tracker I-II-III-DERP!
Compass
Power comes only from the barrel of a gun - Mao Zedong
Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte
DEFCON:
[0] Nuclear Armaggedon Inevitable, as well as Defend Reichland from Invasion!
Azrael wrote:Except that their entire appearance is a ruse!
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:You, I must admit, are a smart Commie. :clap:
Damanucus wrote:... better ones again.
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Glasgia
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Founded: Jul 28, 2011
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Postby Glasgia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:12 am

I gave you 2,000!
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Call me Glas, or Glasgia. Or just "mate".
Pal would work too.
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Chinese Regions
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Postby Chinese Regions » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:17 am

Soviet Canuckistan wrote:This is like a sort of NS Prostitution

Freedom of trade innit
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Michael Kenmore
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Founded: Aug 25, 2010
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Postby Michael Kenmore » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:22 am

Aelosia, as one of the top three I have the right to know if you have anything snake-like or tentacle-esque available for a photo shoot.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Goob? Can I call you Goob?

Look Ralph, it's like a good porno. Idiotic plot, excessive moaning, and it's unreal as shit. But at the end of the day: Who cares?
New Amerik wrote:Each share represents a single hair on your Manly Moustache of Manliness.

The more shares you've collected, the more follicles you've got and the more luxurious your luscious, gentlemanly, simply outstanding Moustache of Manliness will be.

For comparison, Max Barry currently has about the same level of Moustacheness as Theodore Roosevelt.
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Mavay
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Founded: Mar 25, 2012
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Postby Mavay » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:25 am

Aelosia, I assume you read my telegraph?
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Aelosia
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Postby Aelosia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:25 am

Michael Kenmore wrote:Aelosia, as one of the top three I have the right to know if you have anything snake-like or tentacle-esque available for a photo shoot.


tentacle-esque, yes. Cthulhuesque.
My ratings in the top 100:
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Largest Defense Forces
Aelosia is ranked 13th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced
Aelosia is ranked 20th in the world for Most Cultured
Aelosia is ranked 24th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry
Aelosia is ranked 25th in the world for Fastest-Growing Economies
Aelosia is ranked 38th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department
Aelosia is ranked 42th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry
Aelosia is ranked 51th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector
Aelosia is ranked 61th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector

Factbook so far.
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Michael Kenmore
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Founded: Aug 25, 2010
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Postby Michael Kenmore » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:29 am

Aelosia wrote:
Michael Kenmore wrote:Aelosia, as one of the top three I have the right to know if you have anything snake-like or tentacle-esque available for a photo shoot.


tentacle-esque, yes. Cthulhuesque.

Ah yessssssss. Can I get something like a 50's horror film/comic poster where there's a girl in a bikini getting wrapped up by tentacles?
Mike the Progressive wrote:Goob? Can I call you Goob?

Look Ralph, it's like a good porno. Idiotic plot, excessive moaning, and it's unreal as shit. But at the end of the day: Who cares?
New Amerik wrote:Each share represents a single hair on your Manly Moustache of Manliness.

The more shares you've collected, the more follicles you've got and the more luxurious your luscious, gentlemanly, simply outstanding Moustache of Manliness will be.

For comparison, Max Barry currently has about the same level of Moustacheness as Theodore Roosevelt.
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