The Collie's Battle Royale

[General TN]

Unleashes a hundred drones equipped with technology that can burn any surface, towards the Collie in a procedurally generated and analyzed path.

The drones tank thorough the 'nado and head towards The Collie.
The drones burn The Collie's fur
"OW! YOU!..."
The Collie suddenly summons a TSUNAMI!

*TN attempts to crawl away, but is too fat to move*.... Gah!...

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

The drones tank thorough the 'nado and head towards The Collie.
The drones burn The Collie's fur
"OW! YOU!..."
The Collie suddenly summons a TSUNAMI!

*TN attempts to crawl away, but is too fat to move*.... Gah!...

Somehow, TN's bulbous stomach helps him float to the top of the torrent of water.
Meanwhile, the massive wave shorts the drones out!
"You guys give up yet?"

[General TN]

*TN attempts to crawl away, but is too fat to move*.... Gah!...

Somehow, TN's bulbous stomach helps him float to the top of the torrent of water.
Meanwhile, the massive wave shorts the drones out!
"You guys give up yet?"

*TN gurgles, and orders its men, who are struggling in the water to throw it more guns*

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

Somehow, TN's bulbous stomach helps him float to the top of the torrent of water.
Meanwhile, the massive wave shorts the drones out!
"You guys give up yet?"

*TN gurgles, and orders its men, who are struggling in the water to throw it more guns*

TN grabs an Assault Rifle and opens fire. The Collie drops his RPG and dives under the water to avoid being hit.

[General TN]

*TN gurgles, and orders its men, who are struggling in the water to throw it more guns*

TN grabs an Assault Rifle and opens fire. The Collie drops his RPG and dives under the water to avoid being hit.

*TN gurgles and scans the water, firing whenever it thinks it sees the collie*

[Republics of the Solar Union]

*TN attempts to crawl away, but is too fat to move*.... Gah!...

Somehow, TN's bulbous stomach helps him float to the top of the torrent of water.
Meanwhile, the massive wave shorts the drones out!
"You guys give up yet?"

"Never!", screams Jay as he prepares a super NADDM to launch, the best one available. It will enter in at three times the speed of sound and will cause 1/230th of all Mauritania to be eliminated! It will send down poison specifically designed to genetically destabilize a collie!

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

The Collie gets hit by one of TN's bullets, but heals it.
He pokes his head up for air, and sees the NADDM. Using the last of his magic, The Collie puts a shield around all of Mauritania.

[General TN]

The Collie gets hit by one of TN's bullets, but heals it.
He pokes his head up for air, and sees the NADDM. Using the last of his magic, The Collie puts a shield around all of Mauritania.

*TN gurgles and manages to bob and stay inside the shield, and gurgles*

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

With the NADDM blocked, The Collie brings down the shield, but he's now out of Magic!

[General TN]

With the NADDM blocked, The Collie brings down the shield, but he's now out of Magic!

*TN uses this as an opportunity to fire the last few round of its gun at the Collie*

[Republics of the Solar Union]

With the NADDM blocked, The Collie brings down the shield, but he's now out of Magic!

Abusing this opportunity, 50 drones start burning the shield, in an estimated 30 minutes the operation should be complete. Meanwhile Jay releases over 50,000 tins of coke all over Mauritania.

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

With the NADDM blocked, The Collie brings down the shield, but he's now out of Magic!

*TN uses this as an opportunity to fire the last few round of its gun at the Collie*

The Collie gets hit and is unable to heal for the time being!
"Where's my... medicine?"
No one answers...

With the NADDM blocked, The Collie brings down the shield, but he's now out of Magic!

Abusing this opportunity, 50 drones start burning the shield, in an estimated 30 minutes the operation should be complete. Meanwhile Jay releases over 50,000 tins of coke all over Mauritania.

"No... You... Can't..."

[General TN]

*TN uses this as an opportunity to fire the last few round of its gun at the Collie*

The Collie gets hit and is unable to heal for the time being!
"Where's my... medicine?"
No one answers...

Abusing this opportunity, 50 drones start burning the shield, in an estimated 30 minutes the operation should be complete. Meanwhile Jay releases over 50,000 tins of coke all over Mauritania.

"No... You... Can't..."

*TN grabs the Collie and opens its mouth again*.... you will not escape death.......

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

The Collie flails, hopeing for a miracle, when suddenly, a man falls out of the sky at Mach 20!
"Put the dog down TN! He's mine! says the man, pointing a flaming knife towards TN.
"No! He found me! TN, you have to let go so I can get out of here!" says the now terrified Collie.

[General TN]

The Collie flails, hopeing for a miracle, when suddenly, a man falls out of the sky at Mach 20!
"Put the dog down TN! He's mine! says the man, pointing a flaming knife towards TN.
"No! He found me! TN, you have to let go so I can get out of here!" says the now terrified Collie.

*TN gurgles, and prepares to swallow the Collie*.... why should I?......

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

The Collie flails, hopeing for a miracle, when suddenly, a man falls out of the sky at Mach 20!
"Put the dog down TN! He's mine! says the man, pointing a flaming knife towards TN.
"No! He found me! TN, you have to let go so I can get out of here!" says the now terrified Collie.

*TN gurgles, and prepares to swallow the Collie*.... why should I?......

"Because that man is Reanu Keeves! He's going to ruin the multiverse if he gets my power!" says The Collie.
"Don't listen to him TN, he's just trying to trick you!" says Keeves, still holding the flaming knife.

[General TN]

*TN gurgles, and prepares to swallow the Collie*.... why should I?......

"Because that man is Reanu Keeves! He's going to ruin the multiverse if he gets my power!" says The Collie.
"Don't listen to him TN, he's just trying to trick you!" says Keeves, still holding the flaming knife.

*TN gurgles*..... what do you have to..... offer?.....

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

"Because that man is Reanu Keeves! He's going to ruin the multiverse if he gets my power!" says The Collie.
"Don't listen to him TN, he's just trying to trick you!" says Keeves, still holding the flaming knife.

*TN gurgles*..... what do you have to..... offer?.....

"I'll give this knife, how about that?"

[General TN]

*TN gurgles*..... what do you have to..... offer?.....

"I'll give this knife, how about that?"

*TN mutters*.... not interested.... too boring.... I like drinks.... and maybe some delicious.... humans..... your boring me..... finish fast before I eat it...

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

"I'll give this knife, how about that?"

*TN mutters*.... not interested.... too boring.... I like drinks.... and maybe some delicious.... humans..... your boring me..... finish fast before I eat it...

"Drinks? How about this Fortify Destruction potion? It is the most powerful in the world! Crafted by me and my magical wisdom!"

[General TN]

*TN mutters*.... not interested.... too boring.... I like drinks.... and maybe some delicious.... humans..... your boring me..... finish fast before I eat it...

"Drinks? How about this Fortify Destruction potion? It is the most powerful in the world! Crafted by me and my magical wisdom!"

*TN looks at it*.... is it good alcohol?... and it wont kill me.....

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

"Drinks? How about this Fortify Destruction potion? It is the most powerful in the world! Crafted by me and my magical wisdom!"

*TN looks at it*.... is it good alcohol?... and it wont kill me.....

"It makes it so you can destroy things at a rate unknown to this universe. And it shouldn't kill you!"

[General TN]

*TN looks at it*.... is it good alcohol?... and it wont kill me.....

"It makes it so you can destroy things at a rate unknown to this universe. And it shouldn't kill you!"

*TN gurgles*...... not interested..... unless you give me something I like.... this.... dog is mine.... *TN does not realize it's loosened its grip on the Collie*

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

"It makes it so you can destroy things at a rate unknown to this universe. And it shouldn't kill you!"

*TN gurgles*...... not interested..... unless you give me something I like.... this.... dog is mine.... *TN does not realize it's loosened its grip on the Collie*

"Thanks!" The Collie says as he jumps out of TN's arms and dashes away using super speed.
"You fool!" says Keeves, as he throws the knife at TN. The knife hits TN right in the stomach, causing TN to burst into flames!

[Etwepe]

(OOC: Is TN a shark? Each time I see TN I think of something like that)

*Puts TN out*