Curse a Wish

[Shawrmastan]

Ok.

[Experina]

Granted, it's at the other side of the world and it is explosive.

I wish for no more summerposters, it's not even summer!

[Kravato]

Granted, summer no longer exists.

I wish for a giant castle.

[Daphomir]

Congratulations! Your new castle is ready and is already getting besieged by Mongol, Holy Roman, French, English, and Seljuk forces.



I wish to wield the Infinity Gauntlet.

[Opressiani]

Granted, you now have a useless golden glove.

I wish for eternal happiness.

[Experina]

Granted, but the world is slowly being destroyed whilst you laugh and laugh, making people think you are a demon.

I wish for the fog to come, the fog is coming, the fog is commmming!

[Jorsania]

Granted! The fog has c*mmed

I wish for an A10

[Vive Salem]

Granted!You now have an A10 that always follows you,and intends to eliminate you.



I wish for amogus.

[0rganization]

Granted, you now have Capgras syndrome

I wish for people to not say how you should live your own life

[Experina]

Granted....
(Nothing exists anymore, what should I say?)

I wish for the ability to eat anything and it won't kill me.

[Opressiani]

Granted. Anything you eat has a chance to cause severe health issues, but keeps you alive so you suffer through it.

I wish for more Issues per day.

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Granted! The fog has c*mmed

another quote for the museum. splendid.

[Kravato]

Granted, you now have more NS issues, but even more IRL issues to go along with them!

I want the power to move objects with my mind.

[Dairasam]

Granted, you’re allowed to move anything with your mind as long as the object is named “object”.

I wish to live in Washington DC.

[0rganization]

Granted, you now have a German citizen in your house

Granted, you are now in 1837 Washington, DC

I wish i coud just have a 1:1 steam locomotive set in my house

[Vive Salem]

Granted!The locomotive always follows you,even on water,as it intends to eliminate you.

I wish for a gazillion mushrooms.

[Tricorniolis]

Granted! Poisonous mushrooms sprout on every possible food item, starving you to death.

I wish for three more wishes.

[Federation Of Ochima]

Granted but you cant use them
I wish my jawline from mewing becomes very sharp and sigma

[Sasanid-Persia]

Granted! You can't wish for anything except for a friend's or family member's death

I wish that I could invade The Roman Empire

EDiT: This was for AAN

For AN:
Granted! Your jawline is now broken from mewing and you will now starve to death as a result of not being able to open your mouth.

[Kravato]

Your wish is granted, and you may invade the Roman Empire!
You do successfully invade, but you don't successfully conquer. Four months later, you find yourself captured and soon to be executed.

I wish for a robot servant.

[Daphomir]

Congrats! Now your robot servant is secretly plotting to murder you within one day of this wish being granted!


I wish to have a five-star steak.

[Great United States]

Granted,a steak with the temperature of 5 stars will be fed to you.

I wish to become the best worldbuilder in the world,the real one.

[Opressiani]

Granted. The first world you build suddenly replaces Earth and everybody is after you.

I wish to have the ability to wish for anything I like without having it be cursed.

[Ravemath]

Granted. You have a poster saying "Anything I Like".

I wish for a ruffle-embellished mini dress, size women's 4, from LoveShackFancy, in a pastel pink.

[Vive Salem]

Granted!You get the cloth,but it is stuck to you forever.


I wish to become Mario.

[Jorsania]

Granted! Turtles and Brown mushrooms want to kill you

I wish for the USA to become a Hyperpower again