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Ancientania
Minister
 
Posts: 2475
Founded: May 07, 2023
Corrupt Dictatorship

The Because Game

Postby Ancientania » Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:41 pm

Hey F7! I've got a new game for you. Fairly simple one as well.

Basically, it goes something like this:

AN:
Why do you not check my search history?


YN:
Because it's all memes.

How do you open a trash can?


BN:
Through the sewers.


Etc. etc.

I'll start.

Why do you never check my closet?
Geography nerd, Political especially
10-20 years old, Gen Z
American Jew, He/him Male
Class: 0.86
If you sue me I'll take your kneecaps. Threats count too.
Kneecaps stolen 23(x2)
NS stats have met my little buddy over here *Cocks gun*
Militant... main sig is also IC. High welfare. TGs are for any purpose. Proud delegate of TOH.
[What's this button do?]
[NO DON'T TOUCH THAT]
[What about this one?] [NOT THAT EITHER]
[Ooh shiny] [NO]
{BOOM}
The Centennial Radio: Country roads/Take me home/To the land/Where I belong/gameside NS West Virginia//That was Country Roads on Centennial 100 point O.
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Statesburg
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 458
Founded: May 11, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Statesburg » Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:42 pm

Because I live in there.

Why can’t I ride a moose?
Statesburg™: Disagreement ≠ Defamation. And I’m not from Spokane.
TG me if you want to talk about random stuff or if you want a countryball. For now, I’m a wee bit inactive forumside. Self-deprecation is my one skill. I eat bassoons when I’m called British, even by myself. I hit 100 before Canada Day!
Bassoons™ eaten: 14095
NS stats are cannon, meaning they were shot out one. The sig news is canon (not cannon.)
I’m a basket case hailing from the glorious bioregion of Cascadia. I support Cascadian secession/unity. Statesburg usually represents my views. The one true Washington is the state.

THE CITYSTADT CHRONICLE: Toy hammer production up 84% since 2023 // Dropkick Murphys visit Statesburg // Head Comrade O’Cannon launched from a cannon // Statesburg gains recognition by Cuba // Help me, I can’t write
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Simonia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 917
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Simonia » Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:45 pm

Because moose are almost extinct now in your area.
Why did I win Best NSPlayer twice in a row?
Hello there. I'm Simonia of MJT.
Our nation has twenty-one provinces, four regions, and four capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for its pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: Simonia joins NationVision 30! | We’re getting ready for a mass story release and are accepting story ideas! | NS down, fog wall surrounds Simonia-NationStates | Vonum shoutout!
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
Our three-letter code is SMN.
Expect few updates from my YT.
Fascists and Unmet Player ruined NS.
Do any of you happen to remember The Federal Republic of Simonia?
#SaveFP
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Parouty
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 122
Founded: Apr 28, 2023
New York Times Democracy

Postby Parouty » Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:47 pm

Because you are ligma.
Why did my HDI go up?
Last edited by Parouty on Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.
_[' ]_
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
hat bunno
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Ancientania
Minister
 
Posts: 2475
Founded: May 07, 2023
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Ancientania » Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:48 pm

Because you killed the poor

Where did my Llamas go?
Last edited by Ancientania on Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:50 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Geography nerd, Political especially
10-20 years old, Gen Z
American Jew, He/him Male
Class: 0.86
If you sue me I'll take your kneecaps. Threats count too.
Kneecaps stolen 23(x2)
NS stats have met my little buddy over here *Cocks gun*
Militant... main sig is also IC. High welfare. TGs are for any purpose. Proud delegate of TOH.
[What's this button do?]
[NO DON'T TOUCH THAT]
[What about this one?] [NOT THAT EITHER]
[Ooh shiny] [NO]
{BOOM}
The Centennial Radio: Country roads/Take me home/To the land/Where I belong/gameside NS West Virginia//That was Country Roads on Centennial 100 point O.
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Parouty
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 122
Founded: Apr 28, 2023
New York Times Democracy

Postby Parouty » Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:48 pm

Ancientania wrote:
Parouty wrote:Because you are ligma.

You need a question. /stillAN until fixed

/skipme

/stillme
_[' ]_
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
hat bunno
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Ancientania
Minister
 
Posts: 2475
Founded: May 07, 2023
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Ancientania » Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:02 am

/bump
Geography nerd, Political especially
10-20 years old, Gen Z
American Jew, He/him Male
Class: 0.86
If you sue me I'll take your kneecaps. Threats count too.
Kneecaps stolen 23(x2)
NS stats have met my little buddy over here *Cocks gun*
Militant... main sig is also IC. High welfare. TGs are for any purpose. Proud delegate of TOH.
[What's this button do?]
[NO DON'T TOUCH THAT]
[What about this one?] [NOT THAT EITHER]
[Ooh shiny] [NO]
{BOOM}
The Centennial Radio: Country roads/Take me home/To the land/Where I belong/gameside NS West Virginia//That was Country Roads on Centennial 100 point O.
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Beliras
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 188
Founded: Jun 29, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Beliras » Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:21 am

Ancientania wrote:Where did my Llamas go?

Don't question it.
Why'd you destroy my classic Porsche 911?
may I tell you to GTFO, ripple haters, it just looks realistic
I don't need no one-liner too
My location is OOC, just saying.
I reserve the right to /stillanyone
Sugendoa (Former)
Goikiva, aka Goiky
MV Feature Cruise (feature puppet)
Urine Town wrote:I know I shouldn’t double post, but yes, I was [swear word detected] ADDICTED to that show when I was 11-12
Great Kerguelen Islands wrote:like the level 1 of the the
"/[000]Oo)==={I}===(oO[000]\" - BELIRAS
Some IC info (take a look pls).
just a normal class 1.8 civ
Beliras's status: Offline (May be outdated) - Only reply to me.
PEACE FORUKRAINE, RUSSIA, ISRAEL AND PALESTINE!
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Saelmstica
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Jun 15, 2022
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Saelmstica » Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:23 am

Because we think it would give a blast.

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
Last edited by Saelmstica on Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:23 am, edited 1 time in total.

A hobby artist, vexillologist, idealist, secretly Byzantophile, life philosophy learner,
and a volunteer who loves spending time on YouTube, Google and Nationstates

"Desire is the thing we wish to fill to be full,
but never be fulfilled."

Current Goal : Complete my main overview factbook within June

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Simonia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 917
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Simonia » Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:54 pm

Because the world wants us all to see the end.
Why is light mode eye-hurting to some?
Hello there. I'm Simonia of MJT.
Our nation has twenty-one provinces, four regions, and four capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for its pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: Simonia joins NationVision 30! | We’re getting ready for a mass story release and are accepting story ideas! | NS down, fog wall surrounds Simonia-NationStates | Vonum shoutout!
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
Our three-letter code is SMN.
Expect few updates from my YT.
Fascists and Unmet Player ruined NS.
Do any of you happen to remember The Federal Republic of Simonia?
#SaveFP
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Dragoria
Minister
 
Posts: 2862
Founded: Oct 12, 2011
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Dragoria » Wed Mar 27, 2024 3:24 pm

Because they don't know how to adjust the brightness of their screen.

Why is my tummy sad?
"Alliances are fun. I'm in. Unless this is an alliance which I already joined, in which case I'm out. Quint's an asshole." ~Quintolania
"I thought you were like the manliest man ever. If someone told me you were a brilliant swordsman and hunted deer on foot and unarmed, I wouldn't have thought that it was much of an exaggeration." ~Murbleflip

Que Sera, Sera
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Kostane
Minister
 
Posts: 2435
Founded: Nov 07, 2022
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Kostane » Wed Mar 27, 2024 3:26 pm

Because you forgot to eat.

Why do people not give me their entire country in peace negotiations?
Last edited by Kostane on Wed Mar 27, 2024 3:27 pm, edited 1 time in total.
NS stats are (mostly) canon. A thriving capitalist military autocracy ruled by the bourgeoisie— its a communist’s worst nightmare.
Pronouns: He / Him
Place of Resident: The United States
Religion: Christian (Roman Catholic)
Political Views: Democratic Socialism
Kostane

Do you like war? I liked war once. Join my war!
Vote Ineva for best NSPlayer April 2024
Thal Dorthat wrote:
Kostane wrote:So I might be one of your favorite F7ers?

Definitely...
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New Crywyzyxycynya
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Feb 12, 2024
Conservative Democracy

Postby New Crywyzyxycynya » Wed Mar 27, 2024 4:23 pm

Because peace negotiations were needed.

Why do I only have 1 WA vote?
A small Eastern European nation loosely based on Poland and its neighbors. Also known as:
New Crwyxyzywaayynaya
Neue Crybabyzexicnyanya
New WhateverThatNameIs
New Crychkchkchkchk- Crychkchkchk- START D*** IT!
Wyxznweywzxweyw
New fgb4e8fgh897eiugudrijshg8ahfijhwe458ui
Noo Kriuisiksikinia
New cryjdktyplwryshydyw
New Crizcroscrashchinga
NS stats are canon except for population.
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Ineva
Minister
 
Posts: 2921
Founded: Dec 16, 2023
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Ineva » Wed Mar 27, 2024 4:28 pm

Because only one person has endorsed you.

Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

Edit: A reference of a by-gone era, missed...
Last edited by Ineva on Wed Mar 27, 2024 4:31 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Ineva
Ineva, OoC.
Observant CaTETholic.
Third-best F7er of March 2024!
Want a news box? Use the pre tag.
Ineva represents my real political views.
Establish foreign relations with Ineva here.
If you have any questions about G-d, TG me.
Ineva is like Israel. It is not actually Israel.
This Index classifies Ineva as Tier 8, Type 4, Class 2.
IC population is 11.12 million. Everything else is canon.
A cordial thank you to Statesburg for teaching me about the pre tag.
Abortion is murder.
Stand with ISRAEL.
FTR2TS = Genocide.
- Inevan Signature News - Burgerslandia becomes Registered Foe | Etwepe becomes Registered Ally | Nu Elysium becomes Registered Foe | Memorial service held for Goo Goo | Memorial service held for The second Akane Kurokawa
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Ancientania
Minister
 
Posts: 2475
Founded: May 07, 2023
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Ancientania » Wed Mar 27, 2024 4:29 pm

Because happiness is overrated

How many people do I care about?
Geography nerd, Political especially
10-20 years old, Gen Z
American Jew, He/him Male
Class: 0.86
If you sue me I'll take your kneecaps. Threats count too.
Kneecaps stolen 23(x2)
NS stats have met my little buddy over here *Cocks gun*
Militant... main sig is also IC. High welfare. TGs are for any purpose. Proud delegate of TOH.
[What's this button do?]
[NO DON'T TOUCH THAT]
[What about this one?] [NOT THAT EITHER]
[Ooh shiny] [NO]
{BOOM}
The Centennial Radio: Country roads/Take me home/To the land/Where I belong/gameside NS West Virginia//That was Country Roads on Centennial 100 point O.
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Ladratia
Attaché
 
Posts: 99
Founded: May 30, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ladratia » Wed Mar 27, 2024 4:32 pm

1, because it's just me.

Why are guinea pigs so great?
☙ From the République Couronnée de Carcassonne,
Minister-President Ladratia

clickety-clack
also try this one, skim through some of the readings at the bottom
this too while you're at it
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Simonia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 917
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Simonia » Wed Mar 27, 2024 4:33 pm

Because they exist.
Why do I exist?
Hello there. I'm Simonia of MJT.
Our nation has twenty-one provinces, four regions, and four capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for its pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: Simonia joins NationVision 30! | We’re getting ready for a mass story release and are accepting story ideas! | NS down, fog wall surrounds Simonia-NationStates | Vonum shoutout!
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
Our three-letter code is SMN.
Expect few updates from my YT.
Fascists and Unmet Player ruined NS.
Do any of you happen to remember The Federal Republic of Simonia?
#SaveFP
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Gorutimania
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 381
Founded: Sep 11, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Gorutimania » Wed Mar 27, 2024 4:33 pm

Because God said so.

Why is Kendrick Lamar so good at rapping?
THIS IS MY SIG
GET YOUR OWN
I HAVE THE RIGHT TO /STILLME ANYONE WHO SAYS IM FASH
LISTEN TO THE BELOW VERSE NOW
https://youtu.be/8XqNq_oeSMM?si=iQVeJWILt4QhNxL8
REAL SIG COMING SOON
UPDATE: PROBABLY NOT
RIP MAC MILLER: MAY HE BE REMEMBERED
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The Marineri Islands
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 126
Founded: Nov 14, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Marineri Islands » Fri Mar 29, 2024 12:39 am

Because he's eaten a lot of candy wrappers.

Why isn't the sky always blue?
From the Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Marineri Islands:
The central emblem on the Marineri Islands flag represents a penu, a traditional carved rock or coral tool common across the Austral Islands (irl part of French Polynesia) which is used to crush food, similar to a pestle.

It is not a dress.

(X_Q)

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Mikustania
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Oct 20, 2023
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Mikustania » Fri Mar 29, 2024 12:42 am

Because it has mood swings.

Why are bananas curved?
- not an NS nerd, just a casual
- he/him █████
- likes using smilies! :)
- this is the best color
- MIKUMIKUMIKU
- infvalues <- if you're interested
- have a nice day!
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Aiporhtse
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Jan 23, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Aiporhtse » Thu Apr 04, 2024 7:51 am

Because they are evil parasites that are slowly adapting to human behaviour in order to slither into one's ear and into the crevices of the brain, preparing to control the human with it's evil demonic power, as it was never a fruit; it was a berry!

Why is water so tasty?
Last edited by Aiporhtse on Thu Apr 04, 2024 7:51 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Saelmstica
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Jun 15, 2022
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Saelmstica » Thu Apr 04, 2024 8:12 am

Because we have tongue to taste.

Why cake is a lie?

A hobby artist, vexillologist, idealist, secretly Byzantophile, life philosophy learner,
and a volunteer who loves spending time on YouTube, Google and Nationstates

"Desire is the thing we wish to fill to be full,
but never be fulfilled."

Current Goal : Complete my main overview factbook within June

More About Me, the OOC
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Dumor
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 04, 2024
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Dumor » Thu Apr 04, 2024 9:17 am

Because people missed the Dio reference.

Why ride the tiger?
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Gudetama-Shakipiyo
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Feb 29, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Gudetama-Shakipiyo » Thu Apr 04, 2024 9:21 am

Because I told you to
Why is there a such thing as Skibidi Toilets?
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BB-68 USS Ohio
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Apr 04, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby BB-68 USS Ohio » Thu Apr 04, 2024 9:25 am

cuz it sigma :hug: :hug:
why am i so sigma :rofl: :rofl: :bow:
U.S.S. Oʜɪᴏ
★ ★ ★ BB-68 ★ ★ ★
Conceptualized as battleship #68 of the United States Navy as a member of the unbuilt Montana-class.
Among a significant suite of other (primarily anti-aircraft) weapons, she would have carried 12 16"/50 Mark 7 artillery guns in 4 triple turrets, two forward and two aft in an ABXY configuration, as well as 20 5"/54-caliber Mark 16 guns in 10 dual-purpose mounts aligned along the sides of the superstructure.
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