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Vonum
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Choose Your Own Adventure!

Postby Vonum » Sun Mar 10, 2024 3:09 pm

Welcome to choose your own adventure, a game where you are given two paths by the AN, and you pick one!

Here's how the Game Works:

1. The AN will give you TWO choices.
In this case:

Do you:

-Eat a Taco?
or
-Eat a Burger?

2. Pick an option. You may not pick both, and you cannot pick neither.

In this case, You choose to 'Eat A Burger'

3. Write a very SMALL description of what you do next, which may include the next path:

You are about to bite into a delicious Burger, when you realise: There isn't any sauce!

4. Add a Choice of TWO to the end. Make sure it is raw and not detailed!

Do you:
-Eat without sauce?
or
-Get some sauce?


So altogether, it would look like this:

Eat A Burger

You are about to bite into a delicious Burger, when you realise: There isn't any sauce!

Do you:
-Eat without sauce?
or
-Get some sauce?



Rules:

-Follow F7 Rules!
-Always Address the BN (Use 'You')
-Always pick an option, and leave an option.
-Don't elaborate on options and create potential dangers (e.g 'Do you: Fall of a Cliff, and die?', just 'Fall of a Cliff), it's the BN's job to decide what happens!

I'll start:


You are lying in bed, asleep, when your alarm goes off.

Do you:
-Ignore the Alarm?
or
-Get up?
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Benaveni ca lo Apilla Jhestar'r Dia, idiotes! Gora loca pan-Vonia ci heurra!
Ona femma polhusej morta vi dosa mala so Maddeloffu
Troisir exesplaneng vicin lo reservoir co Craonyao.
<<<<<<
Maddeloffu: 213ºH, Sola
Xertæ: 194ºH, Sola
Exeta: 201ºH, Partia Cumula
Miami: 235ºH, Sola
Lijkyao: 199ºH, Pleutons
Craonyao: 205ºH, Cumula
Onacita: 211ºH, Sola

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Postby Vonum » Sun Mar 10, 2024 3:49 pm

/bump
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Benaveni ca lo Apilla Jhestar'r Dia, idiotes! Gora loca pan-Vonia ci heurra!
Ona femma polhusej morta vi dosa mala so Maddeloffu
Troisir exesplaneng vicin lo reservoir co Craonyao.
<<<<<<
Maddeloffu: 213ºH, Sola
Xertæ: 194ºH, Sola
Exeta: 201ºH, Partia Cumula
Miami: 235ºH, Sola
Lijkyao: 199ºH, Pleutons
Craonyao: 205ºH, Cumula
Onacita: 211ºH, Sola

Nationa Informatia: Tresa sola so doc placas.

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Dyrrhonian Isles
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Postby Dyrrhonian Isles » Sun Mar 10, 2024 3:52 pm

Ignore the alarm

You stayed in bed for 5 more minutes. Then you realized you need to go to the bathroom.

Do you:
- Hold it until after?
or
- Go to the bathroom?
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Click Ests Vimgalevytopia
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Postby Click Ests Vimgalevytopia » Sun Mar 10, 2024 3:57 pm

-Go to the bathroom.
You get off of your bed, which absolutely has NEVER had the blood of ANY animal or human on it, and open the bathroom door, which has NEVER been used to trap any children inside. You sit on the toilet seat, but… it’s warm?!? Even though the children in the basement haven’t escaped (you hope)?!?
You:
-Yell “OH MY GOD THERE’S A HOBO IN MY HOUSE”
-mutter ”nah it’s probably the kidnapped children”
-stay calm
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Vonum
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Postby Vonum » Sun Mar 10, 2024 4:07 pm

Click Ests Vimgalevytopia wrote:-Go to the bathroom.
You get off of your bed, which absolutely has NEVER had any blood of ANY animal or human on it, and open the bathroom door, which has NEVER been used to trap any children inside. You sit on the toilet seat, but… it’s warm?!? Even though the children in the basement haven’t escaped (you hope)?!?
You:
-OH MY GOD THERE’S A HOBO IN MY HOUSE
-nah it’s probably the kidnapped children
-stay calm


-Stay calm

You stay calm, assuming it was your parents. You finish your business.

Do you:
-Eat breakfast downstairs?
or
-Go back to bed?
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Benaveni ca lo Apilla Jhestar'r Dia, idiotes! Gora loca pan-Vonia ci heurra!
Ona femma polhusej morta vi dosa mala so Maddeloffu
Troisir exesplaneng vicin lo reservoir co Craonyao.
<<<<<<
Maddeloffu: 213ºH, Sola
Xertæ: 194ºH, Sola
Exeta: 201ºH, Partia Cumula
Miami: 235ºH, Sola
Lijkyao: 199ºH, Pleutons
Craonyao: 205ºH, Cumula
Onacita: 211ºH, Sola

Nationa Informatia: Tresa sola so doc placas.

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Postby Vonum » Mon Mar 11, 2024 2:33 pm

/bump#2
>>>>>>
Benaveni ca lo Apilla Jhestar'r Dia, idiotes! Gora loca pan-Vonia ci heurra!
Ona femma polhusej morta vi dosa mala so Maddeloffu
Troisir exesplaneng vicin lo reservoir co Craonyao.
<<<<<<
Maddeloffu: 213ºH, Sola
Xertæ: 194ºH, Sola
Exeta: 201ºH, Partia Cumula
Miami: 235ºH, Sola
Lijkyao: 199ºH, Pleutons
Craonyao: 205ºH, Cumula
Onacita: 211ºH, Sola

Nationa Informatia: Tresa sola so doc placas.

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Postby Heldervin » Mon Mar 11, 2024 2:39 pm

Vonum wrote:
Click Ests Vimgalevytopia wrote:-Go to the bathroom.
You get off of your bed, which absolutely has NEVER had any blood of ANY animal or human on it, and open the bathroom door, which has NEVER been used to trap any children inside. You sit on the toilet seat, but… it’s warm?!? Even though the children in the basement haven’t escaped (you hope)?!?
You:
-OH MY GOD THERE’S A HOBO IN MY HOUSE
-nah it’s probably the kidnapped children
-stay calm


-Stay calm

You stay calm, assuming it was your parents. You finish your business.

Do you:
-Eat breakfast downstairs?
or
-Go back to bed?


- Eat breakfast downstairs

You go downstairs to find no food left in the pantry.

Do you:
- Run to the store to get some food?
or
- Go back to bed?

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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Iron Covenant » Mon Mar 11, 2024 2:40 pm

-Go back to bed
While returning to your room, you notice a door that wasn't here before.


You:
-Ignore it and go back to bed
-Investigate the door

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Vonum
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Postby Vonum » Mon Mar 11, 2024 3:28 pm

Investigate The Door.


You investigate the door, and you hear noises from within. Not scary, mechanical.

Do you:
-Enter?
or
-Slap yourself to see if you're dreaming?
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Benaveni ca lo Apilla Jhestar'r Dia, idiotes! Gora loca pan-Vonia ci heurra!
Ona femma polhusej morta vi dosa mala so Maddeloffu
Troisir exesplaneng vicin lo reservoir co Craonyao.
<<<<<<
Maddeloffu: 213ºH, Sola
Xertæ: 194ºH, Sola
Exeta: 201ºH, Partia Cumula
Miami: 235ºH, Sola
Lijkyao: 199ºH, Pleutons
Craonyao: 205ºH, Cumula
Onacita: 211ºH, Sola

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Postby Click Ests Vimgalevytopia » Mon Mar 11, 2024 3:31 pm

-Slap!
You give yourself a good bludgeoning with the back of your hand, then shake your head in dismay as you see that, unfortunately, the door is still there. And you can hear the machinery still.
Do you:
-Go inside?
Or
-Get your gun?
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Atho Quatum
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Postby Atho Quatum » Mon Mar 11, 2024 3:40 pm

-get gun
You decide to arm yourself. After all, anything could be in there.
You back up into your bedroom. On the top shelf are your two guns.
But which one should you pick?
-Shotgun
OR
-Pistol
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I am the rot and the ache beneath your skin
I am the angel sent down from above
I am the cancer swimming deep in your blood
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Postby Vonum » Mon Mar 11, 2024 3:44 pm

Pistol

You decide that the shotgun is excessive, and the pistol is easier to hide. You are going in, but how?

Do you:
-Shoot the Door handle?
or
-Open the door?
>>>>>>
Benaveni ca lo Apilla Jhestar'r Dia, idiotes! Gora loca pan-Vonia ci heurra!
Ona femma polhusej morta vi dosa mala so Maddeloffu
Troisir exesplaneng vicin lo reservoir co Craonyao.
<<<<<<
Maddeloffu: 213ºH, Sola
Xertæ: 194ºH, Sola
Exeta: 201ºH, Partia Cumula
Miami: 235ºH, Sola
Lijkyao: 199ºH, Pleutons
Craonyao: 205ºH, Cumula
Onacita: 211ºH, Sola

Nationa Informatia: Tresa sola so doc placas.

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Postby Click Ests Vimgalevytopia » Mon Mar 11, 2024 3:45 pm

You decide to pick the shotgun. Holding it, you feel like a cowboy from an old western.
You load the gun and step in front of the door.
Well, you can’t delay now…
…or can you?
-Actually step inside the door this time
-Can I doom scroll on TikTok for a few minutes?

EDIT: Oops, got Ninja’d.
Maybe I shouldn’t write such long paragraphs…
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Postby Vonum » Mon Mar 11, 2024 3:58 pm

Click Ests Vimgalevytopia wrote:You decide to pick the shotgun. Holding it, you feel like a cowboy from an old western.
You load the gun and step in front of the door.
Well, you can’t delay now…
…or can you?
-Actually step inside the door this time
-Can I doom scroll on TikTok for a few minutes?

EDIT: Oops, got Ninja’d.
Maybe I shouldn’t write such long paragraphs…


Haha, it's ok /stillme
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Benaveni ca lo Apilla Jhestar'r Dia, idiotes! Gora loca pan-Vonia ci heurra!
Ona femma polhusej morta vi dosa mala so Maddeloffu
Troisir exesplaneng vicin lo reservoir co Craonyao.
<<<<<<
Maddeloffu: 213ºH, Sola
Xertæ: 194ºH, Sola
Exeta: 201ºH, Partia Cumula
Miami: 235ºH, Sola
Lijkyao: 199ºH, Pleutons
Craonyao: 205ºH, Cumula
Onacita: 211ºH, Sola

Nationa Informatia: Tresa sola so doc placas.

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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Rusthaven » Mon Mar 11, 2024 4:02 pm

Vonum wrote:Pistol

You decide that the shotgun is excessive, and the pistol is easier to hide. You are going in, but how?

Do you:
-Shoot the Door handle?
or
-Open the door?

Shoot the door handle

You shoot the door handle, but you are not as cool as you think you are. The bullet ricochets into your foot and you start bleeding. You still feel a strong curiosity about what is behind the door.

Do you

Continue onwards

or

Seek Medical Help
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Postby Ineva » Mon Mar 11, 2024 4:05 pm

- Seek medical help.

You deem pursuing a mystery with a gaping wound and debilitated foot foolish.

Oh no! While you're tending to your injuries, you hear the sound of your door creaking open and a machine whirring past you. You see that your front door is ajar. Do you:
- Investigate outside
- Call for help
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Postby Heldervin » Mon Mar 11, 2024 4:22 pm

-Call for help

You make an attempt to call for help. Unfortunately, a cold, metallic object grasps you by the shoulders.

You
-Strangle against it
or
-ask them what they're doing

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Postby Vonum » Tue Mar 12, 2024 2:10 pm

-Ask what they are doing.

A Robotic voice replies, "I heard a bullet go into your foot. I immediately came." It turns out it's Baymax that was behind the door.

Do you:
-Hug him?
or
-"You aren't real, you are just a Disney Character!"?
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Benaveni ca lo Apilla Jhestar'r Dia, idiotes! Gora loca pan-Vonia ci heurra!
Ona femma polhusej morta vi dosa mala so Maddeloffu
Troisir exesplaneng vicin lo reservoir co Craonyao.
<<<<<<
Maddeloffu: 213ºH, Sola
Xertæ: 194ºH, Sola
Exeta: 201ºH, Partia Cumula
Miami: 235ºH, Sola
Lijkyao: 199ºH, Pleutons
Craonyao: 205ºH, Cumula
Onacita: 211ºH, Sola

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Postby Vonum » Wed Mar 13, 2024 2:11 pm

/bump#3
>>>>>>
Benaveni ca lo Apilla Jhestar'r Dia, idiotes! Gora loca pan-Vonia ci heurra!
Ona femma polhusej morta vi dosa mala so Maddeloffu
Troisir exesplaneng vicin lo reservoir co Craonyao.
<<<<<<
Maddeloffu: 213ºH, Sola
Xertæ: 194ºH, Sola
Exeta: 201ºH, Partia Cumula
Miami: 235ºH, Sola
Lijkyao: 199ºH, Pleutons
Craonyao: 205ºH, Cumula
Onacita: 211ºH, Sola

Nationa Informatia: Tresa sola so doc placas.

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Postby Vonum » Fri Mar 15, 2024 4:32 pm

/bump#4
>>>>>>
Benaveni ca lo Apilla Jhestar'r Dia, idiotes! Gora loca pan-Vonia ci heurra!
Ona femma polhusej morta vi dosa mala so Maddeloffu
Troisir exesplaneng vicin lo reservoir co Craonyao.
<<<<<<
Maddeloffu: 213ºH, Sola
Xertæ: 194ºH, Sola
Exeta: 201ºH, Partia Cumula
Miami: 235ºH, Sola
Lijkyao: 199ºH, Pleutons
Craonyao: 205ºH, Cumula
Onacita: 211ºH, Sola

Nationa Informatia: Tresa sola so doc placas.

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Postby Kostane » Fri Mar 15, 2024 4:35 pm

Vonum wrote:-Ask what they are doing.

A Robotic voice replies, "I heard a bullet go into your foot. I immediately came." It turns out it's Baymax that was behind the door.

Do you:
-Hug him?
or
-"You aren't real, you are just a Disney Character!"?

“You aren’t really, you are just a Disney Character!”

Once you tell him this, he tells you that you are correct. He takes off his suit, revealing himself to be Max Barry, Ba(rr)ymax’s secret alter ego. Do you:

Kidnap and demand to have the best NS nation?

Or

Thank him for making the site?
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Postby Vonum » Fri Mar 15, 2024 4:37 pm

Kostane wrote:
Vonum wrote:-Ask what they are doing.

A Robotic voice replies, "I heard a bullet go into your foot. I immediately came." It turns out it's Baymax that was behind the door.

Do you:
-Hug him?
or
-"You aren't real, you are just a Disney Character!"?

“You aren’t really, you are just a Disney Character!”

Once you tell him this, he tells you that you are correct. He takes off his suit, revealing himself to be Max Barry, Ba(rr)ymax’s secret alter ego. Do you:

Kidnap and demand to have the best NS nation?

Or

Thank him for making the site?


Clever. I'll never see Ba(rr)ymax the same way again! /skipme
>>>>>>
Benaveni ca lo Apilla Jhestar'r Dia, idiotes! Gora loca pan-Vonia ci heurra!
Ona femma polhusej morta vi dosa mala so Maddeloffu
Troisir exesplaneng vicin lo reservoir co Craonyao.
<<<<<<
Maddeloffu: 213ºH, Sola
Xertæ: 194ºH, Sola
Exeta: 201ºH, Partia Cumula
Miami: 235ºH, Sola
Lijkyao: 199ºH, Pleutons
Craonyao: 205ºH, Cumula
Onacita: 211ºH, Sola

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Postby Waffland » Fri Mar 15, 2024 4:41 pm

Kidnap and demand to have the best NS nation

You get into a fight with Mr Barry! Do you

Dip (he too scary)

Or

Fight him (max is stronk)
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Postby Fishelle » Fri Mar 15, 2024 4:42 pm

Kostane wrote:
Vonum wrote:-Ask what they are doing.

A Robotic voice replies, "I heard a bullet go into your foot. I immediately came." It turns out it's Baymax that was behind the door.

Do you:
-Hug him?
or
-"You aren't real, you are just a Disney Character!"?

“You aren’t really, you are just a Disney Character!”

Once you tell him this, he tells you that you are correct. He takes off his suit, revealing himself to be Max Barry, Ba(rr)ymax’s secret alter ego. Do you:

Kidnap and demand to have the best NS nation?

Or

Thank him for making the site?

- Thank him for making the site

Everything goes well in the conversation until you trip over a rock out of nowhere. Do you:
Spend your net worth on an American hospital to get your knee fixed
or
Try to contact Mediharp?
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Postby Ardsk » Fri Mar 15, 2024 5:26 pm

-Spend your net worth on an American hospital to get your knee fixed

Even after spending your life savings to get your knee, the nurse infects your knee with accidental chemicals, causing your knee to be painful and worthwhile and you need money for treatment...


-Use a $30,000 loan from your cousin Heny

or

-suck it up, go home
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