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Tricklandia
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Posts: 99
Founded: May 22, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Tricklandia » Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:27 pm

Go to work with a smile on my face, and check out all the technology we don't have in current timeline 2024.
NS STATS ARE NOT (completely) CANON! They only point in the general direction of the nation. Check factbooks for reliable information.
Member of The Western Isles.
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Hiyoko
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Mar 13, 2022
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Hiyoko » Mon Mar 25, 2024 4:25 pm

Enjoy the scenery, unlike the suicidal blokes here I ain't planning to fight an entire nation's military as a matter of first recourse. Democratic or not.
⸸ 歿 ⸸ The All-Valkyries' Government of Hiyoko ⸸ 歿 ⸸
ㅤ◈ㅤOverview ㅤ◈ㅤCultureㅤ◈ㅤ Economyㅤ◈
《 The aristocratic realm in the clouds, continuing the great acceleration. One dead Imperialist at a time! 》
'ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴜꜱ ɢɪʀʟꜱ, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴇxᴇᴄᴜᴛɪᴏɴᴇʀꜱ, ᴍᴀꜱᴋᴇᴅ ᴄᴏɴᴅᴏᴛᴛɪᴇʀɪ. ɪᴍᴘᴇʀɪᴜᴍꜱ ꜱᴇᴛ ᴀʙʟᴀᴢᴇ, ᴡᴀʀʜᴀᴡᴋꜱ ꜱʜᴏᴛ, ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʀɪᴄʜᴇꜱ ʙᴜʀɪᴇᴅ'
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Bagong Timog Mindanao
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 41
Founded: Sep 14, 2021
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Bagong Timog Mindanao » Mon Mar 25, 2024 5:54 pm

Since cars are banned in AN, I will try to steal a random bike somewhere so I can at least go anywhere without any difficulties
The Federal Republic of South Mindanao
Call me BTM to keep things simple
Nice to meet you all
ദ്ദി (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)~✧

Discord: zchaosemperor81

If you have a duplicate S3 Testlandia card,
please give it to me ( •̯́ ^ •̯̀)
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Ineva
Minister
 
Posts: 2910
Founded: Dec 16, 2023
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Ineva » Mon Mar 25, 2024 6:00 pm

I will be arrested for religious worship and subsequently detained in a pent-house suite and treated for any ailments I may have.
Ineva
Ineva, OoC.
Observant CaTETholic.
Third-best F7er of March 2024!
Want a news box? Use the pre tag.
Ineva represents my real political views.
Establish foreign relations with Ineva here.
If you have any questions about G-d, TG me.
Ineva is like Israel. It is not actually Israel.
This Index classifies Ineva as Tier 8, Type 4, Class 2.
IC population is 11.12 million. Everything else is canon.
A cordial thank you to Statesburg for teaching me about the pre tag.
Abortion is murder.
Stand with ISRAEL.
FTR2TS = Genocide.
- Inevan Signature News - Burgerslandia becomes Registered Foe | Etwepe becomes Registered Ally | Nu Elysium becomes Registered Foe | Memorial service held for Goo Goo | Memorial service held for The second Akane Kurokawa
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Bayshire
Diplomat
 
Posts: 988
Founded: Oct 21, 2023
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Bayshire » Mon Mar 25, 2024 6:03 pm

Get a job, rent an apartment in the city. Enjoy my life and go out with my friends on the weekends.
MANGO FIELD
DA BOYZ
ALL STATS ARE 100 PERCENT CANON
Country music is criminally underrated
Signed, a country boy
Who is Bayshire?
American guy
Lying awake intent on tuning in on you <3
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4sXzt6T9JBcDS
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 02, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby 4sXzt6T9JBcDS » Mon Mar 25, 2024 6:11 pm

Eat a mango
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United States of Minecraftia
Envoy
 
Posts: 240
Founded: Nov 05, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby United States of Minecraftia » Mon Mar 25, 2024 6:13 pm

Find out how and why I apparently ended up in the Matrix, and then see if there’s a Morpheus that could help me endure until I’m able to escape.
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Pnsku Sovregard
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 20
Founded: Mar 25, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Pnsku Sovregard » Mon Mar 25, 2024 6:16 pm

Mine diamonds
NS Stats were killed by Russian Forces in May 3, 1911.
Nation in a nutshell: Serb Colony of Jamaica
If being hot was a crime, I'd be given a life sentence, I'm not hot, I just murdered 32 people.
Political Compass results: https://www.politicalcompass.org/analys ... 3&soc=4.92
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Assassins BrotherHoodd
Minister
 
Posts: 3060
Founded: Feb 05, 2024
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Assassins BrotherHoodd » Mon Mar 25, 2024 6:21 pm

Pet capybaras.
“Good soldiers always follow orders.”-Average GAR clone trooper.”that will make another, fine addition to my collection.”-General Grievous.
“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend.“-Sheev Palpatine.
March song.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")this is mr bunny:3
“The time has come Execute Order 66.”-Sheev Palpatine.
Tactical NUKE INCOMING-Modern Warfare 2 2009.
Proud member of the ASP,CSL,KTO,interCOM,TDC,IMPERIAL PACT! TCFEF and ANTISOC
Proud observer of the ISD
NS stats are not cannon.
─╤══̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╦︻This is mr gun:3
“Hah! You thought I wouldn’t be back, to take your knee caps? You thought wrong! Time to take those caps.” -charges up knee caps stealer.-
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00-ARIA
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Feb 28, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby 00-ARIA » Mon Mar 25, 2024 11:06 pm

Emigrate to the nearest equivalent of Sweden or Canada.
COGITO ERGO REGO
Just a network of arcologies governed by a sapient supercomputer, dedicated to preventing humanity from destroying itself.
The more depressed/cynical I am, the more my beliefs match my nation.
Protect Failsafe; she's precious.
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CONNN
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: Jan 24, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby CONNN » Tue Mar 26, 2024 12:44 am

To be honest, he manages things well. Maybe I can eat and then go to work.
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Kastopoli Salegliari
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Feb 11, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kastopoli Salegliari » Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:02 am

I will go find some jobs to do, until I realized all of the jobs are very far away from where I spawned. Thankfully, there is a very accessible public transport in AN. So going to my job is not that hard
The People's Republic of Kastopoli Salegliari


Hello!!! Nice to meet you all ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
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Varsemia
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Posts: 70
Founded: Dec 24, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Varsemia » Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:21 am

Maybe stick around for a few days before taking a flight out.
Welcome to Varsemia. We have nice beaches.
Small island nation that recently came out of isolation, in a world with slightly more advanced tech than the modern era.

Circles are the best shape and blue is the best colour.
Spring/Autumn > Summer/Winter.
Spiders are cute.

Island Supremacy!
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Camtropia
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Posts: 98
Founded: Jan 27, 2024
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Camtropia » Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:38 am

Sunbathe on a beach for a bit, then start figuring out a way to get home
A young, left-leaning, democratic nation located in a region similar to the Balkans in terms of climate, culture, and likelihood of war with its aggressive neighbour.
Almost all stats and policies are canon.
CBC News: Cyberattack finally over -- Government announces expansion of cybersecurity services -- Rexport United wins Cup Final -- Man arrested after stealing over 100 hamsters in an attempt to power his house
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East Leaf Republic
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 126
Founded: Feb 18, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby East Leaf Republic » Tue Mar 26, 2024 4:32 am

I'd buy a house and start living there, and then try to go back to my home when I can.
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ʕ⁠·⁠ᴥ⁠·⁠ʔ The Land of the Nature, East Leaf ʕᵔ⁠ᴥ⁠ᵔ⁠ʔ
Forum-friendly Countryball Emojis! | My Home Region | Get an Embassy! | Become a Polandball!
LeafToday: NOT RECIEVING NETWORK.
NS Stats and policies got sucked into a black hole.
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Neu Amerikaner Staaten
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Aug 31, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Neu Amerikaner Staaten » Tue Mar 26, 2024 4:34 am

probably start to chill in the nature.
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NOTE : Refer to my Nation as either The United States of America or The US please.
Official Name : The United States of America / the Imperium of America
Leader : Francis Parker Yockey
Ideology : Ultranationalism
Population : 195,743,427
Manpower : 15,420,000
Stability : 52%

National Bulwark Against Communism.

News from the Vanguard : Francis Parker Yockey Declared as the God of all Americans, The OFN & the Japanese Officially Declares Yockey as 'Mentally Insane' & A 'Threat to World Peace'

(Ignore th "No Sports" Law, Sports are perfectly allowed in the US.
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Etwepe
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Posts: 87
Founded: Feb 28, 2024
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Etwepe » Tue Mar 26, 2024 4:40 am

that cult of personality would have me deperatly trying to leave
All legislation has restarted, but most areas are still in anarchy, all except fo--- *static* -- FREEDOM FOR THE PEOPLE! THE AGE OF TYRANNY IS OVER! LET PEOPLE REJOICE FOR THE GOVERNMENT IS GONE!
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Republics of the Solar Union
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 449
Founded: Mar 24, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Republics of the Solar Union » Tue Mar 26, 2024 4:45 am

Try to create a religious cult of personality by persuading people with false miracles and then using that cult of personality to take over the nation, then destroy that religious cult of personality and turn the nation into a democratic powerhouse.
Embassy Program for the Solar Union - Solar Union Trade Exchange
Today's motto: "You totally weren't reading this for the AN's sig thread, were you? And you were using version IX, not the superior version XI, were you!?" - TG me for daily mottos!
Pluto civil war casualties: 172,506,412 (IDRP), 171,055,498 (ROP)
IC population: 260 trillion
IC year: January 2513
IC GDP: 505.2 quadrillion Sols
IC exchange rate: 1 Sol = $50.3
BREAKING NEWS: IDRP casualties rise above ROP casualties - German space empire supports the ROP, the RSU reconsiders logistics and is looking for new allies on their side - Businessman running for elections incites over 13,000 new applications, one from the newly established but powerful Independent Organization for Peace with Pluto (IOPP)
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Rally Vincent
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: May 16, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Rally Vincent » Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:00 am

Exploit their naive dedication to freedom and try to connect with religious minorities to get a firearm, then killing their leader if they think cultural genocide is okay if its "democratic".
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Bogestan
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Nov 16, 2023
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Bogestan » Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:07 am

I guess ask what on Earth is the squad I ended up in.
The Republic of Bogestan ▌█ Judge people fairly ║ Current leader: Olighnu Kwutna Gemoyzhe █▐ A Class 1+⅓ Civilization according to this index.
╙── Bogestan's President Elections are resumed. They'll end on April 30th.
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I'm a 17 years old male Homo Sapines, living in Tashkent, Uzbekistan
L1 - Russian, L2 - English
I want to become a linguist/translator.
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Lethinia
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Jul 08, 2022
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Lethinia » Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:46 am

wonder how i magically appeared at a bed
Yes's

YAS nationstates is back!

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ also ignore the Policy Cannibalism and No Jails
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Canba
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 24, 2024
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Canba » Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:48 am

Exchange all my USD for Libras. Three of em equal one dollar
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Wisteria and Surrounding Territories
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 192
Founded: Jan 19, 2024
Corporate Bordello

Postby Wisteria and Surrounding Territories » Tue Mar 26, 2024 12:46 pm

Roast them over the ugly symbol on the flag!
Headlines: The Cheese War unable to start without someone else's help! | Deranged Border Collie steals Mauritania; goes to war against Wisteria! | Wisteria is still preparing for the Cheese War, Merethin follows suit. || Заголовки: Невменяемый бордер-колли крадет Мавританию; идет на войну против Глицинии! | Глициния все еще готовится к Сырной войне, Меретин следует ее примеру.

"O true apothecary! Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die!" -Romeo's (and the server's) last words
What is "The Cheese War"?
Wisterian Armed Forces
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2nd Apil Republic
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Jan 20, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby 2nd Apil Republic » Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:06 pm

Disrespecting over a flag? well i could do it again but i'll eat then leave the hell outta there
2nd Apil Republic
Some nation in NationStates
1.6 type civilization according to this index
here's what you need to know about me
"Gloria pro Natione Nostra, Terra erit libera!"

"This Country has beef with a Interstellar Union which is probably freinds with Sciencephile"
-A random Apil Man

NS Stats?: CURRENTLY NOT CANON
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Neo-Routhengard
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 55
Founded: Mar 28, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Neo-Routhengard » Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:17 pm

Guess I will try to live the rest of my days without being eaten alive. Or at least try to escape.
Michel Nicole Demetrius, 40 (but looks like 15 due to Edel Raid genes), also known as King Michel II Nicole of Neo-Routhengard (regnant for 29 years), also the Neo-Routhengardian delegate to the World Assembly. The only known offspring of an Edel Raid and a human.

Neo-Routhengard is a Class 0.78 civilization, according to this index.

Economic Left/Right: -4.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.05
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