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Godzilland
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Posts: 401
Founded: Dec 19, 2023
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Godzilland » Mon Mar 25, 2024 7:23 pm

Car 514 is a giant turtle that has a rabid obsession for grapefruit.
Last edited by Godzilland on Wed Mar 27, 2024 10:49 am, edited 1 time in total.
Godzilla-themed alt of Sector 12!
A Class 1.8 Civilization according to this index.

_[' ]_
(X_Q) put this in your sig if you hate capitalism

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Maximum Imperium Rex
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Posts: 453
Founded: Feb 01, 2024
Corporate Police State

Postby Maximum Imperium Rex » Mon Mar 25, 2024 7:27 pm

Car 515 contains an endless string of complaints about the faulty numbering system on Car 514.
I'm the best. No question about it. In fact, I survived.
An autistic ADHD OCD mind adrift in F7
We live on an island surrounded by a sea of ignorance. As our island of knowledge grows, so does the shore of our ignorance.
-John Wheeler
Man becomes hardly more, in communism, than a depersonalized cog in the turning wheel of the state.
-Martin Luther King, Jr.

How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
-Ronald Reagan
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
-Jack Handey

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
-Mark Twain

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Nyoskova
Envoy
 
Posts: 275
Founded: Feb 05, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nyoskova » Mon Mar 25, 2024 7:29 pm

Car 516 contains a functioning exact replica of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
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Home to fantastic flora and fauna, resulting from millennia of accidents, anomalies, mistakes, and the triumph and wrath of Mother Nature—inhabited by a community of innate aesthetes and survivalists with supernatural aspects, interested only in the balance and well-being of all flora and fauna, including themselves…

I appreciate all posts regardless of effort. Feel free to skip me! ƸXƷ I’m bisexual & genderfluid. I accept all pronouns. You don’t have to worry about unintentionally offending me.

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Heldervin
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Posts: 915
Founded: Oct 01, 2023
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Heldervin » Mon Mar 25, 2024 7:29 pm

Car 516 contains people condemning the endless string of complaints in Car 515.

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Daphomir
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Posts: 449
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Daphomir » Mon Mar 25, 2024 7:31 pm

Car #518 is a trolley that contains a primed antimatter bomb.
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Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism

NS Stats are protected by the people of Daphomir and are defended from the nations that seek to commit atrocities against them so horrible, it makes the Germans look like Good Samaritans



A Class <14.66666667> Civilization according to this index.

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Vive Salem
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Posts: 68
Founded: Jan 12, 2024
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Vive Salem » Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:22 am

Car 519-This car contains Charles who's your average non-English speaker from...Britain!?
"I am Jeru-i mean,Vive Salem."
-Kingdom Of God.

Hell-o,to anybody reading this!Hipe you have a good day in this simulated world.
Skibidi gya-You REAAALLLY thought I am going to say that?Nah.

Are you a democratic nation?Or a communist nation?Shiver me timbers!!!Bad sarcasm,I know.

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Maximum Imperium Rex
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Posts: 453
Founded: Feb 01, 2024
Corporate Police State

Postby Maximum Imperium Rex » Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:34 am

Car 520 contains the last working McDonalds ice cream machine
I'm the best. No question about it. In fact, I survived.
An autistic ADHD OCD mind adrift in F7
We live on an island surrounded by a sea of ignorance. As our island of knowledge grows, so does the shore of our ignorance.
-John Wheeler
Man becomes hardly more, in communism, than a depersonalized cog in the turning wheel of the state.
-Martin Luther King, Jr.

How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
-Ronald Reagan
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
-Jack Handey

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
-Mark Twain

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Cyptopir
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Posts: 982
Founded: Oct 26, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cyptopir » Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:36 am

Car 521 is a prison containing the creature.
Current flag made by Tungstan. Thank you! I HAVE AN OFFICIAL FLAG, SEE IT HERE!!!
My Non-Canon Policies
My PolComp results, apparently.
This nation does not represent my political views, kinda.
Forced to adopt the femboy rat flag due to a bet. Woe is me.
Political views don't determine someone's worth as a person. Unless they're a fascist.
You are you. Who you are is solely up to you, and no one else can tell you who you are.
The SCOP is real.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Here's a word of advice; try to avoid any regions on this list and any other regions associated with them.
Ugh. ತ_ತ

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Daphomir
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Posts: 449
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Daphomir » Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:37 am

Car #522 is where the competence of the Russian military went to.
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Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism

NS Stats are protected by the people of Daphomir and are defended from the nations that seek to commit atrocities against them so horrible, it makes the Germans look like Good Samaritans



A Class <14.66666667> Civilization according to this index.

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Ha cha cha
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Feb 20, 2024
Anarchy

Postby Ha cha cha » Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:40 am

Car #523 contains a huge car with only one way to get out... up!!!

(From then on, the train leads upward to god knows where)

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Matamorosia
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Oct 19, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Matamorosia » Tue Mar 26, 2024 12:46 pm

Car 524 is a hallway that leads to car 525, on the ground, don’t ask, it’s magic.
Baja California, Baja California Sur
Sonora, Chihuahua, Coahuila, Nuevo León, Tamaulipas
Sinaloa, Durango, Zacatecas
San Luis Potosí, Veracruz, Aguascalientes, Nayarit
Jalisco, Colima, Michoacán
Guanajuato, Querétaro, Hidalgo, México, Ciudad de México, Tlaxcala, Puebla, Morelos, Guerrero
Oaxaca, Chiapas, Tabasco, Campeche, Yucatán, Quintana Roo.

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Maximum Imperium Rex
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Posts: 453
Founded: Feb 01, 2024
Corporate Police State

Postby Maximum Imperium Rex » Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:11 pm

Car 525 contains the end of a hallway, with boards and police tap across it and a sign that says 'CAUTION: DO NOT GO INTO THE HALLWAY. POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS MAGIC. RESTRICTED. VIOLATORS WILL BE SACRIFICED TO TEZCATLIPOCA.'
I'm the best. No question about it. In fact, I survived.
An autistic ADHD OCD mind adrift in F7
We live on an island surrounded by a sea of ignorance. As our island of knowledge grows, so does the shore of our ignorance.
-John Wheeler
Man becomes hardly more, in communism, than a depersonalized cog in the turning wheel of the state.
-Martin Luther King, Jr.

How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
-Ronald Reagan
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
-Jack Handey

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
-Mark Twain

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Gudetamia
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Feb 10, 2024
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Gudetamia » Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:13 pm

Car 526 is paper.
Last edited by Gudetamia on Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:15 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Hi!
I'm Gudetamia!
Come check me out!
Also,I'm the anime egg-loving person you think I am.
Song of the week:
https://youtu.be/WA4iX5D9Z64?si=PYdsHFt_QW2_PO2U

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Vive Salem
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Posts: 68
Founded: Jan 12, 2024
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Vive Salem » Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:43 am

Car 527-This car contains all the bunkers of the world.Only the billionaires can access the bunkers in case of an event.
"I am Jeru-i mean,Vive Salem."
-Kingdom Of God.

Hell-o,to anybody reading this!Hipe you have a good day in this simulated world.
Skibidi gya-You REAAALLLY thought I am going to say that?Nah.

Are you a democratic nation?Or a communist nation?Shiver me timbers!!!Bad sarcasm,I know.

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Kreigsreich of Iron
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Posts: 1228
Founded: Jul 11, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Kreigsreich of Iron » Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:45 am

Car 528: All the corpses of people who died because they weren’t in the bunkers.
NS Stats are canon, except for Capitalism, Slavery, and WA membership. FT robot « edgy hyperdictarship »
According to this index, a .5 class civilisation
Archconservative French imperialist struggling with a NSG addiction.
« Nil inultum remanebit »
I reserve the right to/still me for any reason whatsoever.
Pronouns are he/him/his.

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The Boggest Place on Earth
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Jan 25, 2024
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Boggest Place on Earth » Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:46 am

Car 529 contains a condensed version of every global disaster so the bunkers in car 527 have an actual use.

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Trepave
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Mar 04, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Trepave » Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:54 am

Car 530 has a fake exit, when you enter it, you and people behind you get blasted by a railgun
does something really cool

:3

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"Boggis, Bunce, and Bean
One fat, one short, one lean
These horrible crooks, so different in looks
But nonetheless equally mean"
Boggis, Bunce, and Bean- Alexandre Desplat (for the Fantastic Mr. Fox movie)
Bi, Male, He/Him
School Computer Account of Gaila
This nation does NOT reflect my beliefs, I just wanted to make an evil nation for fun :3
Sometimes, I dream about cheese...
F7 addict
Will work my overview “soon”
might start using þ
NS Stats and Policies has good healthcare

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Skyrim province
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 53
Founded: Nov 07, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Skyrim province » Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:21 am

Car 531: Leads to tamriel.

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Gudetamia
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Feb 10, 2024
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Gudetamia » Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:31 pm

Car 532 has a safe for everyone's money
Hi!
I'm Gudetamia!
Come check me out!
Also,I'm the anime egg-loving person you think I am.
Song of the week:
https://youtu.be/WA4iX5D9Z64?si=PYdsHFt_QW2_PO2U

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Empire of Lettuce
Envoy
 
Posts: 316
Founded: Dec 19, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Empire of Lettuce » Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:32 pm

Godular wrote:Car 237 is filled with chinchillas.

Very angry and very hungry chinchillas.

Car 533 contains food to chill the world ending chinchillas
Tier 6, Level 0, Type 7 according to this
Centrist
THE CLASS OF ANARCHY IS WRONG.

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Godzilland
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Posts: 401
Founded: Dec 19, 2023
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Godzilland » Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:35 pm

Car 534 is a universal counter system that has a counter for each one of these threads, like Reality Jumper, this one, etc.
There is a lever on every counter to reset it so it doesn't get jumbled. When reset, the counter goes back to the last number before the jumbled mess.
There is a portal from every thread in NS to do so incase.

Do not try to reset a counter without any jumbled mess happening in its according thread. It will create a black hole that will consume and consume.
Godzilla-themed alt of Sector 12!
A Class 1.8 Civilization according to this index.

_[' ]_
(X_Q) put this in your sig if you hate capitalism

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A Salmon Named Harold
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 107
Founded: May 10, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby A Salmon Named Harold » Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:37 pm

Car 535 is perceived as a 1:1 replica of a local authentic Mexican street food stand/truck that seems familiar to you yet feels slightly off.
I wish the person above and below a great day.

Can we have some french fries, NationStates?

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Heldervin
Diplomat
 
Posts: 915
Founded: Oct 01, 2023
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Heldervin » Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:41 pm

Car 536 is a Food Lion store that's out of stock.

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Gudetamia
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Feb 10, 2024
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Gudetamia » Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:43 pm

Car 537 is every meme in the world
Hi!
I'm Gudetamia!
Come check me out!
Also,I'm the anime egg-loving person you think I am.
Song of the week:
https://youtu.be/WA4iX5D9Z64?si=PYdsHFt_QW2_PO2U

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The Web Citadel
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 140
Founded: Mar 22, 2024
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Web Citadel » Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:45 pm

car 538 looks like a regular train car but the floor is always slippery no matter what
THE WEB CITADEL (the user formerly known as Duotona)
"no matter where you go, everyone's connected."

haha! you thought this was a news ticker, you fool! ||| factbooks are so boring to write once you're done with the history ||| that's yuyuko from touhou on the flag. no, she's not an anime girl.
  • centrist, if not slightly liberal
  • furry, i suppose
  • will geek out about electronic music
  • 300m from your location and rapidly approaching
british

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