Reality Jumper [F7]

[Saint Kanye]

The real Reality 70 (because the counter seems to be busted again):

Same as this world, except important world events happened one day earlier, hence the 9/10 attacks, the Third of July, and Quatro De Mayo

It does feel normal at first, but gets jarring after a while, so you ultimately decide to move on to Reality 71

So Titanic sank on April the 13th?
/skipme

14th, because it actually sank on the 15th

(skip me too)

[The Marineri Islands]

Reality 73 is simultaneously extremely average and extremely odd to you. For some reason, the residents never figured out how to launch satellites into geosynchronous orbit, so GPS and planet-wide live television do not exist. Citizens sometimes buy movies and TV shows on discs from local newspaper vendors as they go to work, and news is very localized. However, the most ubiquitous form of entertainment is radio, with radio stars far outpacing the popularity of anything made for the screen. Mary Jane Croft was every baby boomer's idol or celebrity crush, and Michael Parkinson is still heralded as the most famous person of all time, having also served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
There is no real "internet", but there are lots of local networks connecting what seem like primitive personal computer systems. An "enote" is the fastest way to send a message to someone on your network, and a telegram is the fastest way to contact someone who is not. Due to this communications landscape, misinformation spreads very quickly. The recent success of "peer-to-peer connections" has kindled an interest in archiving and piracy among the youth, and young people are more interested in visual entertainment, sparking fears of an incoming radio decline.
A relatively minute amount of international trade and globalisation means that this version of Earth is cleaner and healthier, but people, especially the elderly, are relatively uninformed about events outside their province and are sometimes only aware of events within their township! You enjoy taking in the beautiful biodiversity, revelling in captivating radio shows, and staring at the ever-starry sky, but you eventually get bored and hit the button, ready for Reality 74.

[Simonia]

In Reality 74, you notice many similarities between this reality and Reality 70. All major world events happen one day later instead. That translates to the 9/12 attacks, the Fifth of July, and Seis de Mayo.
This reality is also in a region called Space Empire Paradise, a place where space empires could gain a colony for free. It is said that is what a region called Majestia was supported to be, but turned into something else after some events in a nation in there.
You, after exploring all the space colonies there, went to Reality 75.

[Kharostia]

In Reality 75, you are immediately attacked by spiders in the desert. The spiders are huge, 2 ft in length. They bite both of your legs just as you see a wandering trader pass by. You think you have a heart attack from the spider bite and go unconscious, waking up in a hospital bed in Reality 76.

[Naui Tu]

Reality 76 is a hospital, but a patient dies every one minute. 2762 minutes pass, and you die. You wake up in Reality 77.

[Squirreltopia]

Reality 77 is home to these odd lil creatures called schurmples, which are extremely peaceful and ugly. They then are devoured by a large hoard of creatures known as the doobleshmirts, an extremely aggressive and cute looking creatures. They then devour the world, forcing you to jump to Reality 78.

[Vonum]

Reality 78 is a world where whatever you wish for happens, as long as there is no undiscovered Science involved (e.g Time-travelling, Teleportation) However, not one person is horrible. Everyone is sitting in their self-driving Supercar at Breakneck speeds. Others are just sat in their mansions reading a book of wishes. You quickly wish for an Ice-Cream Sundae and to move to Reality 79

[Simonia]

Reality 79 is a huge patch of grass under a blue sky and some clouds. You walked around and noticed some dandelion seeds flying around the terrain. You decided to go to Reality 80 after realizing Reality 79 is boring.

[Saint Kanye]

You wake up in Reality 80 and feel normal. That is until you look down on yourself and see that you're wearing Indian clothes. Your bed has Indian sheets. Your room is covered in posters of Bollywood stars. As you get up, you can't help but sing and dance to the music that you only now notice is playing in the background. Yup, you're in a huge Bollywood production. You're late for work, but that doesn't matter - everyone is too, because as soon as you step out the door, all the people you meet tend to drop what they were doing and instead follow your steps. At the end of the dance number, you stop by some curry because you're hungry.... but surprise, it's poisoned. Instead of dying though, you are transported into Reality 81.

[Experina]

Reality 81 doesn't exist, please refer to Reality 90.
(Transported to reality 82)

[Simonia]

Reality 82's only denizen gave you a sneak peek of Reality 500 and then sent you to Reality 83.

[Squirreltopia]

Reality 83 is a Pocket Dimension inside Multiple pocket dimensions, the one your in is filled with things only an insane person could make, you jump to reality 84 when you finally finish your ice cream sundae

[Experina]

Reality 84 is inhabited by humans, they are revealed to have no faces and look somewhat strange, they begin to chase you, as you see faceless animals. Faceless dogs, faceless cats. Faces don't exist. And are completely banned..as they continue to chase they go faster and faster until.. you fall on a trash can and you are in Reality 85.

[Vonum]

Reality 85 is Super Mario's Universe. Except, no Mario. No Peach. Just Bowser protecting the door to Reality 86. 3 months, 1.6 Billion Coins and 270 lives lost to your 300 gained, you defeat Bowser and move on.

[Experina]

/bump

[Naui Tu]

Reality 86 is a clone of Bowser's door, except it isn't guarded by Bowser. Instead, an automatic door closer hidden behind the walls protecting the door to Reality 87.

But, there is a twist. Every one second, a brick from the wall falls either on the top or on the bottom. The wall collapses while 88 seconds pass. You decide to use your chainsaw and destroy the machine. You finally open the door to Reality 87.

[Varsemia]

In reality 87, you find yourself in a strange hotel corridor that seems to stretch on endlessly, lit very dimly by the occasional lamp. You turn to look at the door you came through but see that it is gone, only the corridor stretching on and on into the darkness.

You hear a noise in the far distance, you cannot se what made the noise. It sounds again, closer this time, you panic and start running. You see a door to one of the rooms, room 88 to be specific. You open the door and run through.

[Bogestan]

Reality 88. You seem to be inside someone's computer - you're able to see the folders, files, photos & other stuff. It seems to be an iMac, as there is a white bar on top and nothing underneath. You jump & try to hang onto it, but you fall into the void & end up in Reality 89.

[Experina]

Reality 89, or also known as Reality 89a has many portals to other realities, Reality 89b, Reality 89c and Reality 89d, they all will lead to Reality 90, as they are more of a subreailities inside proper reality 89, you go inside Reality 89b, it's an abandoned, chaotic basement with a huge mess, everything is in ruins and you feel a terrible atmosphere. you eventually will find the key, but it's to Reality 89c. a even worse version of 89b, with monsters chasing you. you struggle to find the key to 89d, but you eventually find it and destroy the door after inputing the key..
(transported to 89d)

[Beliras]

This is REALITY 89d, a.k.a 90-3. It contains a sentient Honda NSX casually waiting for you. He invites you to take a seat and tells you that REALITY 81 used to be a planet where all kinds of objects thrived like humans. He explains that ever since Chevria and Microsoftland declared war on Samsungistan, a full major war escalated and you are now in a spaceship called Chevria88, where all residents of Chevria, from the Corvette (President of Chevria) to the families of cars left the planet to stay safe. He then tells you that Chevria, Microsoftland and Samsungistan no longer exists because of Microsoftland's last resort; Setting the mega-nuke. He then briefly reminds you that they are the only survivors of the last war (presumably) and are finding a new planet to call home. He then thanks you for meeting him and then honks you to REALITY 91. (Yes, this is the right Reality 90.)

[Naui Tu]

Reality 91 is a replica of 89-b except it is filled with children and it is just a box. The children beat you up for revenge to wake up in Reality 92.

[Bogestan]

/bump
/skipme

[The Skellies]

Reality 92 is a peaceful village hanging out on a giant, flying turtle.
You grab an ice cream and are heading to the motel, when suddenly you are pushed, and noclip into reality 93..

[Bogestan]

You enter Reality 93, which is just a giant white plane. Everything else around you is solid blue. & you can't see yourself. It seems to be that you're inside some test program. Soon you realize physics don't work here and you can fly anywhere and safely clip through anything. You write some additional code to make a portal to Reality 94 & enter it.

[Godular]

Reality 94 is Tele-Tubby town…

And they are VERY xenophobic.