Reality Jumper [F7]

[Naui Tu]

Because the process is so complex, your reality jumping abilities run out so you send a letter to the university. You jump back to Reality 130 (the Julienne Universe) and refill your Reality Jumping power, and jump back to reality 143. It's the same as Reality 5, except it leads back to Reality 6. You have to complete the whole set and refill it again to jump to Reality 144.

Note to AN: Your stories so complex, I don't understand any of these.

[Saint Kanye]

Reality 144 makes you think you need glasses, because it's all in glorious potato quality 144p

Your eyes hurt so much that you decide to rest up and close them, but when you open them up again later, you're in Reality 145

[Experina]

REALITY CXLV, REALITY 145
This reality is very dark, like Reality 99b, or Reality 89b, you find out this was supposed to be Reality 142 but it got messed up due to REALITY XXX, or Reality 30. This place is rather a wasteland, filled with blood. You slowly investigate, and find out you're trapped. With bad memories flowing through your brain, you slowly walk through a narrow escape, but.. YOU'RE SURROUNDED!
You feel a growing pain inside you as the monster slowly approach, they break down the door and you feel like they're breaking you down, you quickly grab your magical stick, and say your prayers. But when you look again, they all disappeared, you're safe?
Then you feel like.. it's all becoming bad, the roof, the sides of the basement looks like it's gonna collapse, and it looks real unstable, with a lot of dirt, you decided to get out of this basement, in suddenly a timer appears, counting down from 600.
590 seconds left.
You go around and attempt to find an exit out of this place, you fear that if the timer reaches 0, it will collapse.
580 seconds left.
You find a very small area. you can't fit in.
570 seconds left.
You attempt to find an hammer to break it open and allow you to search for the exit
560 seconds left.
You find nothing.
550 seconds left.
You find an stick, you of course attempt to use it to break an area open but it breaks after one touch.
9 minutes left.
You begin panicking, but you still have something inside you, telling you to continue.
520 seconds left.
You attempt to find the stick you have somewhere in your pocket, you feel like your pocket is too long. and you might not find it.
500 seconds left.
You find the stick and mutter some words, when you blink. the way is open, you can crawl through it carefully.
8 minutes left.
You find an huge barricade blocking the way, but when you remove it. a bunch of monsters jump on you.
460 seconds left.
You fight the monsters, with kicks and everything you have.
440 seconds left.
You defeated the monsters, you keep going through the hallway, which looks really abandoned.
7 minutes left.
You're confused, you find an exit, but after a bit you find out it's a fake, and you look at the timer and find out 400 seconds are left.
400 seconds left.
Alright, a 3rd of the time wasted already. you still know you have a chance, you find a weird machine, and use it, it teleports you. 10 meters at a time over a minute, you input the destination and go to where you want.
6 minutes left.
You're here earlier then expected, and yet you still have a lot of time, you keep running, but then you realize an full minute has passed.
340 seconds left.
You begin freaking out, going through doors into dark rooms. you explore them, but it takes more of your time, by the time you're done with 5 rooms, you notice that.
100 SECONDS LEFT
You really begin freaking out, you explore more rooms but all of them lead to dead ends, one leads to a monster ambush.
15 SECONDS LEFT
After all of this, there is still one room, protected by monsters, you run around them but they catch you, with nothing left, you grab your magical stick and mutter some words, just when the timer reaches 0..
You're out of the reality, you're in Reality 146.
safe.

[Simonia]

Reality 146:
“Not the wolves again!”
Turns out, the wolves that raided Reality 138 are actually raised in Reality 146, but they were born in Reality 139. They are currently planning a raid of Reality 150. You listened carefully.
“So we go there 1 minute before the WA update and then we all endorse the spy Anglisora!”, one of the wolves said.
“And then we take over the entire reality! Mwahahahahahaha!”, said another.
Wait…isn't this…
“Ekstonialand???!!!”, you screamed, “LEAVE EKSTONIALAND ALONE!!!!!”
“What’s Ekstonialand?”, one of the wolves said.
“Yikes…somebody heard us!”, said another one of the wolves, “Should we assassinate them?”
You jumped into Reality 147 before the wolves decided what to do with you.
(Loosely inspired by a true event.)

[Hidrandia]

REALITY 147 seems to be an ever expanding train network. There are many people and aliens from various realities there. You can see people from realities you've been to already, such as some countryballs, black and white peoples, ect. You enter one the trains that arrive at the station and see more strange people's on it, however they all seem to be old.

Nobody at the station follows you as you get onto the train, the train seems to be luxurious filled with rooms, pools, a park, and many a restaurant. You find a screen which displays the time to your destination. You stare in shock as it says 99 Years. You try to use the device to skip to the next reality, but it does not seem to work. You try to use your wish stick but it also fails to do anything.

You bang on the glass, try to break it but it doesn't work, nothing you try works. Your stuck here. For 99 years. You...

99 YEARS LATER

...You are barely alive. You want it to end but the train doesnt seem to want to let you go. You have trashed it, the train which was once a luxurious ride, is now run down. Trash lies everywhere, most locations are destroyed. You sit infront of the door and try to remember anything before the train. You can't.

The Display reads arriving now, you see the train pull into some destroyed train station, the planet appears to have been ruined. The door opens, you step through and fall into REALITY 148

[Matamorosia]

Reality 148

A really really really big highway. You decide to use the wand, but it doesn’t work. So you decide to walk.

1 km
You feel okay,you exercised a bit before.
3 km
A gas station, you decide to buy a water bottle and some chips, then go back on your way.
6 km
You’re getting kinda tired.
7 km
There is a Zombie Horde, which follows you, now you mustn’t stop.
9 km
You pass a Oil Fracker Feild
12 km
Okay, those zombies are catching up, maybe go a little faster…
32 km
God your legs are tired, but you still need to walk, there is a horde of zombies following you.
44 km
Traffic Jam, cars everywhere, it’s pretty hard walking through
45km.
Now you know why there is a jam, a truck flipped, better to leave.
50 km.
Ok. Maybe take a rest, those zombies must be gone right? No they aren’t, and they’re speeding up, run.
77 km
You find a shotgun, good.
102 km
the Zombies are catching up, run faster!
120 km
You found a city! No your walk hasn’t ended yet… god your legs hurt…
…
…
…

1.071 AU (Astronomical Unit)
God.. you are crawling and in pain. It’s been over 1 year, at least the zombies have died, but you walked so much, you can’t stop, you’re in space, your walk hasn’t ended yet.
….
…

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…
….
100 kly.
You’re out of the Milky Way… wait… a light! Quickly, you go through it and fall into a black hole. And end up in reality 149.

[Experina]

Reality 149 is a rest stop. With refills of everything you need, except Julienne apparently. You get rather bored and go to Reality 150

[Beliras]

/reserved,plswait
/actuallynvmskipme

[Frestatia]

Reality 150

A realm of endless war. The ground is full of corpses, every single human being that died, it seems like, is dead on the ground. You hear distant gunshots. There is a tent nearby.

You decide to enter the tent, and you find plans. Plans to conquer every reality. It seems they are perfectly aware of other realities. You find a prototype reality jump device in the tent, and It recognizes your genetic code and knows your name. Your counterpart in this universe must have developed this. It seems they plan to start with the next reality, reality 151. Maybe you can meet your counterpart from this universe there.

You hear wolves howling. The wolves from Reality 146 are here. You hide under a table with the invasion plans and the prototype reality jumper. You hear marching steps slowly getting closer, whilst the gunshots stay where they are. The wolves continue to raid this reality, pillaging anything that is of interest to them. Suddenly, you hear the tent flap open, and hear a lot of gunfire, and the bodies of the wolves in the tent drop down on the ground. You immediately use the reality jumper to jump to Reality 151, after having taken the fuel cells out of the prototype reality jumper.

+2 Fuel cells (Can refuel in another reality two times.)

[Hidrandia]

REALITY 151 is a large empty plain. There is nothing in sight as you wander the fields of the reality. The sun does not seem to set on the reality, however you see a Farmhouse on the Horizon. After walking for what seems like an eternity you reach the farmhouse. You open the door and find a message on the wall

"YOU WILL PAY FOR ABANDONING ME"

You find the door the next reality next the message.

You ready yourself for whats behind the door and enter REALITY 152

[Matamorosia]

Reality 152, you entered a weirdly abandoned Moscow, with dead wolves and people lying around.

You find a hole where a manhole cover should be, you go down and… there is a planning area, detailing that the wolves have failed to capture this reality.

You go back up, and you hear.. wolves….

You quickly get inside the manhole cover and hide under the table again, where you find a machine gun.

You grab it and leave for reality 153.

+1 Russian Machine Gun
+200 Bullets

[Hidrandia]

REALITY 153 is a small Reality which contains a massive machine in the Middle. You approach this machine and see somebody you know. Its a countryball, from one of the countryball Realities. He speaks, "Hello Wanderer, take a seat." A chair appears and you sit on it, he begins to transform into other characters you know from your adventures. Police officers, Mobsters, Your Alien Buddy, one of the Post Office workers.

You ask "What are you?"

It responds "A friend maybe? Maybe your long lost enemy? Or something inbetween?"

It cycles through forms as it continues, "No.. there is no ambigueity here, I'm afraid. You've broken the rules wanderer. You have created an excess of energy to create somebody very dear to you.."

You respond in a worried tone "Y-you don't mean.."

It smiles and stops cycling at a form of a Buisiness man "Yes wanderer.. I am talking about your prized Julienne. You engraved her into multiversal law.. you created energy.. I'm afraid, I will have to remove this excess energy."

You rise from your chair with Anger "YOU CAN'T DO THIS!"

It responds calmly "Sit down." you fall back onto the chair unable to rise again.

It walks over to the machine and types something before hiting the Button next to it. The machine whirs to life as lights begin to eminate from it, it procedes to explode knocking you out. The Entity walks over to you takes your Wand and says "Enjoy your last moments with your precious Julienne.. Wanderer.." It walks of and your drift into Unconciouness.

You wake up again, the events rushing through your head. You grab your device use one of the fuel cells and jump into REALITY 154


(Sorry for double posting.)

juilenne is not longer immortal and will no longer be generated with new realities, but can still tranport between realities.

[Hidrandia]

/bump

[Bogestan]

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The reality crashed due to an error. It might've caused by the bad ruleset of the
reality or timeline modifications.

If this is the first time you see this screen, restart the simulation. If the screen
appears again, follow these steps:

Ensure that you've modified the timeline in a proper way. Single-lined time
traveling in particular can cause irrevertable changes to the current timeline and
render it ridden with time paradoxes. If you encounter such paradoxes while
following the Single-lined Time Traveling Code, please consider jumping into another
available timeline.

If you didn't change the timeline in any way and no time paradox is present in the
timeline, please press Big Red Button on the multiverse teleporter & leave this
reality.

### technical - give this to the divine of this reality:
MAIN_TIMELINE_REPEAT
error 0x57686F20 (0x74686520, 0x6675636B, 0x20796F75 0x20617265, return code 3F)

you survived. Julienne survived. you press the Big Red Button. you're now in reality 155.

[Bogestan]

/bumpiguess

[Kharostia]

In Reality 155, Julienne has disappeared. You find an unlocked phone in your pocket with the map app open. You appear to be in Hoboken Terminal, but you're obviously in New York Penn Station. You wait for a bit, but the map never returns to normal. Then, you realize that the phone is fake, mere seconds before you're hit on the head by a blunt object.

You are sent flying through a mysterious tunnel to ReAliTy 156.

[Experina]

Reality 156 is filled with flying books, and then they flip to certain words, you then realized the books are the ones giving orders to Reality 146's wolfs, you then realize by a note on the ground, they have ordered the wolfs to raid Majesta, you go to reality 157 feeling bad the fact you couldnt have done anything.

[Bogestan]

Reality 157: You wake up & feel normal. Wait, something's wrong... It's not one of the "late for something in the alternate universe" scenarios is it?
...
It is. You look around and notice a poster written in an unfamiliar writing in some weird language. Strangely, you understand it - the text says "Coming to Bakeno Theatre: Commonwealth - Documentary movie". Bakeno? Uh-oh. You look down to yourself, you're normal. Your bed is normal too. Your room is normal. You look into the mirror & see that you look like an average Hafician. & of course you're late for work. You grab your instant thikot from your table & run off to the road, meeting up with other people like you chatting in that weird language & going through a normal work day at the middle-sized IT company. At the end of the day, you head back to your home until suddenly your radio turns on automatically & you hear an earthquake warning. The earthquake destroys your home & giant debrees fall on you, and instead of dying, you are transported into Reality 158.

[Pop Star]

You wake up in a dream-like land in reality 158. You are a pink orb. When you open your mouth to try and take some deep breaths and calm down, it looks as though a tornado forms. You realize you are Kirby. You faint in surprise, waking up in reality 159

[Simonegana]

Reality 159:
"Wait what huh?"
You noticed military grade geo-lifting helicopters carrying countryballs to one region. You thought it was a raid at first, but then you realized that the countryballs are confused and they were sent here by their previous regions' Border Control officers.
"Well...that was weird. Wait hold on...I know this place."
You took a stroll around what you realized is TRR. Just then, a military grade geo-lifting helicopter accidentally took you to Reality 160.

[Gorutimania]

Reality 160:
An alien Earth, and you see a huge portal to another dimension. The guide to it is in a foreign language, you don't understand it so you hop in.
To Reality 161!

[Hidrandia]

You fall through the portal into Reality 161. You take a loom around and see that the reality is only composed of Bridges which seem to go on forever. You look of the side of one of the bridges and see that it leads into a Void. You decide to explore the Reality a little more. Your randomly pick a direction and walk in it.

After what felt like an hour you see a crashed ship from the previous reality, you walk into the ship to investigate further.

The ship was heavily damaged on the inside, you see leaking pipes and smoke is all around you. You find a ladder and climb up it into the cockpit. There you see on of the Aliens from the previous reality, It appears to still be unconsious and severly injured.

You shake the aliens and it wakes up, it frantically looks around the cockpit and sees you. It asks "Who are you? What happened? Did it work?"

You respond "Did what work?"

It responds in a desperate tone "You have to tell them! You have to tell them not to go through! THEY CAN'T GO THROUGH!"

You say to him "I don't understand."

It look at you and it appears like it is about to die, it says "Tell them. Tell them. Tell them.."

It dies. You walk out of the ship and see a door where one was not before. You open it and see the next reality. Shoken up you walk through the door into Reality 162

[Narland]

Reality 162. Something is wrong. You feel yourself falling. You hit something and pass out.

You wake up in a forest of impossibly large trees to see faces of fuzzy smelly little bear people all around you. They make strange sounds and poke you with their sticks to see if you are alive. As you get up to stand on the forest ground, you notice that you have landed on a branch that itself has landed on something -- somebody?!

An arm juts out from under the branch holding a metallic handle. As you pick up the metallic device, the arm dissolves into a puff of smoke. A ghostly figure appears and tells you that he is the good Jedi of the North. You have defeated the Wicked Sith of the East, and now his light-saber is yours. But it wont active.

In order fix it (and learn to use it properly), you must seek the Forge of the Force in the great Crystal City. There will be a mysterious mentor with a plot reveal and portal access to other worlds. Just follow the Yellow Kyberstone Road!

Along the way you meet a scare-droid that needs intelligence circuits, a failed jedi who is now mostly machine, and a cowardly wookie. They join you on your quest as they seek intelligence, heart, and courage respectively.

You fight off flying monkeys, angry orchards, unwanted text messages, and dastardly poppies only to get sent on a side-quest to defeat the Wicked Sith of the West with a bucket of... water?

Now you have audience with the Mysterious Mentor who guards the Forge of the Force, and access to other-worldly portals. You can now escape this crossover of other entities' intellectual property. But alas, the Mysterious Mentor is just a 3rd rate script-writer, and the Forge of the Force is owned not by him but Disney. And don't get him started on the 7th Circle of Copyright Hell that is Oz. Thank goodness for safe-harbor laws that allow parody.

The Mysterious Mentor points out to the Scare-Droid (as he hands him a copy of his original Cybot Galactica warranty) that the droid always had the intelligence circuitry hardwired all along. All he had to do was agree to the EULA and the so-called Privacy Policy to turn them on. After a reboot, it is revealed that he is not just a scare-droid but a protocol droid fluent at annoying people in over 10 billion forms of communication! Oh Joy!

The failed Jedi is given a holocube containing the Jedi Code to remind him that he has had heart to follow it all along and could have rejoined his former non-canon splinter group of an order at any time. All he needed was a little humility to accept and thus overcome his tragic backstory.

The cowardly wookie is given a pint of Blue Milk which he sniffs and rejects. This act alone has shown that he has had the courage to face opposition all along! He roars at this sense of accomplishment.

The Mysterious mentor says to you to follow him. He grapples a yellow balloon and disappears upward. But alas, you never went to the shattered moon and to not have an upgraded ascension cable to follow.

A Crystal City NPC suggests that you head to the stronghold of Good Jedi of the North. Once there, you find that the non-activating lightsaber was really a portal out of this place all along. He lied! He used you to defeat his rival. He's no Jedi! He has manipulated the situation with the skill of a Paramount owned Romulan.

Regardless, you activate the handle of the device as it was meant to be used, and step into the next dimension -- Dimension 163.

[Bogestan]

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namespace realityJumper
{
    static class reality
    {
        public string reality163
        {


Reality 163 | You're in some king of strange room - the floor is made out of wood, there are brick walls, a window to your left, & a table is in the middle of the room. A cup of tea is on that table, along with the notes in an unknown language. You take the cup & drink some tea - it is way too sweet. You feel nausea & drop the cup. The night is turning quickly & as the room got darker it was harder for you to keep your eyes open & you... faint? Fall asleep? Wait, you're still conscious. Yet you can't move a thing - even your eyes. "Man, I knew that was going south" a strange voice said in your head. "Damn it, that conscious NN thing is still unfinished. I guess I'll have to erase you, sorry dude."

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            ProjectNNEWBAF.Net.Erase(this.Network4E6943654F6E45);
>>> Fatal Exception: NetworkDependingByOther(this.Network436861726C6965) from ProjectNNEWBAF at line 7153


"The wha...‽ OK, no worries, that just means I have to clear it too..."

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            ProjectNNEWBAF.Net.Erase(this.Network436861726C6965);
>>> Fatal Exception: NetworkInUse(this.Network436861726C6965) from ProjectNNEWBAF at line 6842


"What is going on‽‽"
Only you understand what is going on, so you act fast. Through the force of you mind you get yourself w/ that other NN to the Reality 164

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>>> Fatal Exception: NetworkBiasesMissing(this.Network4E6943654F6E45) from ProjectNNEWBAF at line 10245
>>> Fatal Exception: NetworkBiasesMissing(this.Network436861726C6965) from ProjectNNEWBAF at line 10245
            ProjectNNEWBAF.Exec.Shutdown();
        }
    }
}

OOC: The protagonist now has another character by it's side: Charlie.

[Beliras]

...A black screen. You and Charles (lets go boys I got a nickname) can't see anything. Your footsteps aren't audible. You try to talk, but you can't. You try to hit a wall, but it's super durable and you hit your fist hard. Trying to live over the pain, you decide to wait.
Waiting...
Waiting...
...waiting...
Until a familiar logo shines up... A white apple.
A chord sounds through the apple, and it's loud. Real loud.
You and Charles are revealed... to be virtual assistants from a virtual assistant app. You look and see a familiar background, a sign that you are on the iMac. A cursor shows up, and clicks Google. You both jump into the tab. Then, words come up.
NationStates. The website where you can create a nation, solve issues, that kind of thing. You then suddenly jump into another tab, consisting of nation-state related stuff, but the cursor... clicks on the first one.
Tuveira. An active forum user. You two then decide to gesture on the forum tab, and the cursor follows. It clicks on "Your posts" and you are revealed many familiar threads. Name 3, 911, what's your non-emergency? and NationStates redraws Europe's borders. Wait, no, there's more. The cursor then clicks on NS Train.
It then types on a white box, the Post a Reply box. Just before it was about to send, the iMac... runs out of battery. You go point blank again. But, you see a door. It opens, and you two decide to go to whatever lies, in wherever you are.