10000 Monkey Genocide III

[Solstice Isle]

monkey 5382 died of a knife BORING, so he got revived and died from weebs

[Experina]

Monkey 5379 took a shot for every time the monkey count got messed up...

It was too much.

[Hiyoko]

Monkey 5378 was a poor campesino who shot himself after finding that his nation has begun to 'dollarizing' their economy.

[Jorsania]

Monkeys 5376-5366 fought a bear. They all died except one, that same one then went on to die from a train

[Matamorosia]

Monkey 5365 exploded out of randomness, which triggered a chain reaction where monkey 5364 stumbled back and got crushed by an anvil which fell off a cliff and also killed 5363, standing above a button which is triggered to a spike trap monkey 5362 was on, which let off a boulder crushing monkeys 5361-5359, and then crashed into the house of Monkey 5358’s family where him and monkeys 5357 and 5356 were in.

[Zeritae]

Monkey 5355 is no longer alive, for he tripped and fell right down a well and then he went down straight to Hell.

[New Heldervinia]

Monkey 5354 was smitten by the Gods, before the immortals claimed monkeys 5353-5345 with flame, suffocation, and worst.

[Addy and Arielle]

Monkey 5344 tumbled off a branch and rolled towards and killed monkeys 5343 - 5330. He then shortly proceeded to fall off the branch, killing himself, Monkey 5329 and Monkey 5328.

[Godular]

Monkeys 5334-5328 are restored to life by the thread rules, but had the poor fortune of returning to life at the annual Zombie Apocalypse Preppers’ Association Rifle Shooting Competition.

The monkeys’ return was not… handled charitably.

[Wochaystein]

Monkey 5327 survived the ordeal, but was taken captive and experimented on by a mad scientist.

[Experina]

Monkey 5326 decided to spam in the database problems thread and got DEAT'd

[Beliras]

M5325: Thou liest, thou shag-hair'd villain!
USABall: What, you egg!?
*stabbing sounds*
USABall: Young fry of treachery!
M5325: He hath kill'd me, 5324. Run away, I pray you!

[Saint Freya]

Monkey 5324 while running for his life was gunned down in a drive-by shooting.

[Experina]

Monkey 5323 decided to host a party.

M5323: How is it?
M5322: I'm scared..
M5323: How are you scared?
M5322: The crazy Monkey..

Monkey 2763 saw the party, and pulled out an entire rpg and launched an rocket and destroyed the party, killing
5323-5313.

[New Crywyzyxycynya]

Monkey 5312 died of old age.

[Opressiani]

Monkey 5311 fell from a high place.

[Taiqar]

Monkey 5310 turned into a pea and got squished

[Rally Vincent]

Monkey 5309 was killed in a shootout with the cops

[Muffinalius]

Monkey 5308 discovered that a nuclear testing facility and a playground aren't very similar at all.

[Beliras]

Monkey #5307 rang a church bell...
with his own BARE hands and NO ear protection.

[National Security Forces]

Monkey 5306 was instantly vaporized by multiple NATO airstrikes hitting his position all at once

[Opressiani]

Monkey 5305 listened to the Arctic Monkeys and froze to death as a result.

[Strogamehouf]

Monkey 5304 watched Megamind 2.

[Experina]

Monkey 5303 watched Velma and jumped off a cliff.

[Trepave]

Monkey 5302 breathed too hard