10000 Monkey Genocide III

[New Heldervinia]

Monkey 5484 spontaneously combusted while eating.

[Vixi]

Monkey 5483 said something that disapproves of Big Brother. I think we all know what happened.

[Vologda State]

Monkey 5482 was killed by monkey 5481.

[Experina]

Monkeys 5481-5476 were reading the book "I'm number four", and decided to become the Gardens, and began making scars for themselves using a laser.
What did they not realize, is the laser was set to extreme power and well..
*Sounds of the entire room burning to a crisp*

[Heldervin]

Monkeys 5475-5468 were working on maintaining the laser, until the machine blew up in their faces.

[Republics of the Solar Union]

Monkeys 5468-5458 travelled to Io but fell into a supervolcano.

[Saridesia]

Monkey 5459 accepted a very generous offer from President of El Salvador Nayib Bukele to donate his brain to science in exchange for a single, shiny Bitcoin - which turned out to a piece of pig iron with the word "Bitcoin" scratched into it, and worth no actual Bitcoin at all.

[San Lumen]

5458 looked upon a god's true form and was instantly vaporized.

[A m e n r i a]

Monkey 5457 sold some rope to a communist.

[Vologda State]

Monkey 5456 accidentally drank acid.

[Cannonio]

Flowey the Flower stole Monkey 5455 to 5449 to get 7 souls to rule the world, but it turns out monkeys don't have souls.

[Vologda State]

Monkey 5448 climbed Everest, but for some unknown reason he jumped off the mountain.

[Heldervin]

Monkeys 5447-5437 tried to integrate into human society, but died from the pollution.

[Vologda State]

Monkey 5438 died of starvation.

[The Vooperian Union]

Monkey 5437 Died of death.

[Vologda State]

Monkey 5436 wanted to kill the other 5435 monkeys, but while trying to kill monkey 5435, she tripped and fell from the 82nd floor of a skyscraper.

[Cannonio]

Monkey 5435 was successfully killed, but took Monkey 5436's arm to trip them as stated in the AN's message.

[Vologda State]

Monkey 5434 was so frightened by the fact that he wanted to make monkey 5436 that he tried to run far away, but during the flight on the plane he fell and crashed.

[Experina]

Monkey 5433 discovered the hard way that putting a fork in a toaster makes a lot of electricity...

[Luxaurea]

Monkey 5432, infamous for swiping hats from tourists, met its ironic end after stealing a vintage top hat, unaware of its lethal mercury content. Suffering from mercury poisoning, it descended into madness, ultimately starving to death, captivated by its reflection in a mirror.

[Daphomir]

Monkey 5431 was hit by a car which was hit by a truck which was hit by a train which was hit by a semi which was hit by a plane which was hit by an oil tanker which was hit by a boat which was hit by a cruise ship

[Biwolfia]

Monkeys 5430 - 5423 were driving the vehicles that hit Monkey 5431 and each other, causing a massive fireball that killed all of them.

[Experina]

Monkey 5422 died after clicking this link.

[Israel and the Sinai]

Monkey 5423 died to leprosy.

[Vologda State]

Monkeys 5422-5418 have disappeared.