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Jebslund
Minister
 
Posts: 3071
Founded: Sep 14, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Jebslund » Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:16 pm

"Helloooo, I'm the Nost-"

*changes*
Jebslund is a nation of kerbals ruled by Emperor Jebediah Kerman. We reject tyranny, believing that rights should be protected, though we also believe said rights end where the rights of others begin.
Shockingly, we *do* use NS stats, with the exception of lifespan.
Singular sapient: Jebslunder
Plural Sapient: Jebslunden
Singular/Plural nonsapient: Kermanic
Note: When a verb can logically only be done by the sapient using/piloting/holding the object in question, then the appropriate demonym for the number of sapients is used.

Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism are ECONOMIC SYSTEMS. Stop conflating them with political systems.
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Yarfnad
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jul 01, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Yarfnad » Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:24 pm

*Images on TV*

*changes channel*
Last edited by Yarfnad on Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:32 pm

"Oooooooooh... Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary, Haaaaa-py Anniver-sa-ree..."

*changes channel*

"Pick a card, any card..."

*changes channel*

"On the twenty-third season of Survivor: Fatatatutti, we still have not had anybody voted off the island. The population is now nearing twenty-three thousand with immigration at an all-time high. Land-reclamation projects..."

*changes channel*

"... the smooth, clean taste of...."

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"In other news..."

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95X
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1418
Founded: Sep 30, 2004
Ex-Nation

Re: Change the channel

Postby 95X » Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:34 pm

"Coming up next on the program, the dish to prepare for your–"

*Changes channel*
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?
“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.”—Niels Bohr
‘Everyone makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers at the end of pencils.’—Bob Monkhouse paraphrase
“If you want to read books, read books.”—Dennis James
AOCAF 22 & 47 Champions! • Volleyball World Expo 1, 2, 4, 7 & 9 Champions!
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Aaronian
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 151
Founded: Apr 03, 2015
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Aaronian » Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:34 pm

"We regret to inform you that Millows Peterson will not be seen tonight-"

*changes channel*

"-get connected today, tomorrow, or any other day with HiveNet-"

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"Travel the stars with Homestead Spaceliners-"

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AARONIAN
If there's a perfectly logical reason for science, then it ain't mad!
it's pronounced "erronian"

-Astoria wrote:> No! You can't just revive extinct animals just to eat them!
> haha clone machine go whoosh whoosh
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Fatatatutti
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Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:47 pm

"Alphonse Brand Duct Tape, the duct tape of champions..."

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"... and then I said...."

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Your Own Private FlorIDAHO
Attaché
 
Posts: 81
Founded: Feb 17, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Your Own Private FlorIDAHO » Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:35 pm

Image

*blocks then changes channel*
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Demirestad
Envoy
 
Posts: 326
Founded: Nov 26, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Demirestad » Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:39 pm

BREAKING NEWS!

"Today Trump has posted yet another tweet, the left has been swift to respond with 20 thumbs down and a meme that includes a stern look while the right has came out to..."

*Changes channel*
+ Dan Unasten Republik vonn Stadelandt +

I would create another nation to change the name but this one already has to much on it, whups

Staden Neuheten
Nothing whatsoever... For now

NS Stats are not used
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Jerzylvania
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14912
Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Jerzylvania » Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:41 pm

Image

*frantically searching for remote, found under sofa cushion, grabs remote*

*CHANGES CHANNEL*
Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

The Baltimore Orioles are shocking the baseball world!

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal and AGAIN in 2023 as puppet Joe Munchkin !!!
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Ghost of Elvis Presley
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Feb 18, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Ghost of Elvis Presley » Sun Aug 12, 2018 2:05 pm

I was working day watch out of Robbery-Homicide, at the same desk I've occupied for over thir...

*changes channel*
I am a Jerzylvanian puppet and quite poorly disguised. Viva Las Jerrrrrr-zy!.
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The Biggles Syndicate
Diplomat
 
Posts: 939
Founded: May 18, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby The Biggles Syndicate » Sun Aug 12, 2018 2:17 pm

"In my book, experience outranks-"
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"Each totem on the pole is-"
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"Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom-"
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"He is the most inter-"
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Mexikotexas
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Mar 18, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Mexikotexas » Sun Aug 12, 2018 2:42 pm

Doctor Smith, please. You're making the Robot very unhappy! Silence you mental midget...

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Buffoon Land
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 27, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Buffoon Land » Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:44 am

Image

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Suryak
Minister
 
Posts: 2249
Founded: May 22, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Suryak » Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:48 am

Image

*Changes channel*
Private First Class of The Black Hawks
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95X
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1418
Founded: Sep 30, 2004
Ex-Nation

Re: Change the Channel

Postby 95X » Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:23 am

"Get off the couch, and get a job at ManuLabor–"

*Changes channel"
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?
“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.”—Niels Bohr
‘Everyone makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers at the end of pencils.’—Bob Monkhouse paraphrase
“If you want to read books, read books.”—Dennis James
AOCAF 22 & 47 Champions! • Volleyball World Expo 1, 2, 4, 7 & 9 Champions!
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Jane and Daria
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Apr 07, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Jane and Daria » Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:26 am

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Occidens Praseodymia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 125
Founded: Aug 03, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Occidens Praseodymia » Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:29 am

Image
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Jerzylvania
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14912
Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Jerzylvania » Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:36 am

Image

*hits TV with fist*
*kicks TV*

*changes channel*
Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

The Baltimore Orioles are shocking the baseball world!

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal and AGAIN in 2023 as puppet Joe Munchkin !!!
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Jane and Daria
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Apr 07, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Jane and Daria » Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:44 am

"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher’s knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cr..."

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The Leftorium
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Dec 29, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby The Leftorium » Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:45 am

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Syraj
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 47
Founded: Jun 22, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Syraj » Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:49 am

And now for a party political broadcast by the United Kingdom Indep-

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Jebslund
Minister
 
Posts: 3071
Founded: Sep 14, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Jebslund » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:04 am

"The makers of Azarath and Metrion are proud to introduce: Zinthos. New and improved Zinthos gives you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it. And because it's blue, Zinthos goes with everything. Zinthos isn't right for everyone and may cause bloating, cramping, hair loss, dis-"
*changes channel*
Jebslund is a nation of kerbals ruled by Emperor Jebediah Kerman. We reject tyranny, believing that rights should be protected, though we also believe said rights end where the rights of others begin.
Shockingly, we *do* use NS stats, with the exception of lifespan.
Singular sapient: Jebslunder
Plural Sapient: Jebslunden
Singular/Plural nonsapient: Kermanic
Note: When a verb can logically only be done by the sapient using/piloting/holding the object in question, then the appropriate demonym for the number of sapients is used.

Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism are ECONOMIC SYSTEMS. Stop conflating them with political systems.
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Jerzylvania
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14912
Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Jerzylvania » Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:09 am

...with Nuprin.
Little, Different, Yellow, Better...

*changes channel*
Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

The Baltimore Orioles are shocking the baseball world!

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal and AGAIN in 2023 as puppet Joe Munchkin !!!
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The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6282
Founded: Jul 22, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord » Tue Aug 14, 2018 2:09 pm

And now... a once in a lifetime opportunity: music videos on MTV!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ioilEr3Apw

*CHANGES CHANNEL IMMEDIATELY*
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My NS stats are not indicative of my OOC views. NS stats are meant to be rather silly. My OOC political and ideological inspirations are as such:
The Republic, by Plato | Leviathan, by Thomas Hobbes | The Confucian civil service system of imperial China | The "Golden Liberty" elective
monarchy system of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth | The corporatist/technocratic philosophy of Henri de Saint-Simon | The communitarian
ideological framework of the Singaporean People's Action Party | "New Deal"-style societal regimentation | Kantian/Mohist/Stoic philosophy
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Zeritae
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 475
Founded: Jun 10, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Zeritae » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:37 pm

The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord wrote:And now... a once in a lifetime opportunity: music videos on MTV!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ioilEr3Apw

*CHANGES CHANNEL IMMEDIATELY*

This is a Zheritan Warning Trial Alert.
Nothing is wrong,thus is only a tr-

*Channel Changes*
The United Republic of Zeritae Please don't send me telegrams - not A NA nor A.
Zurkerx wrote:
Agarntrop wrote:snip

One already exists: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=484632&start=25

And seeing we're over the page limit, I #ilock now. We can't let the umm, super virus get out now.
The Iron Wizards of Blacktower wrote:
Tinhampton wrote:Direct the what what what what what again? I'm utterly baffled at what this has to do with the goodness of Friends With Benefits

Become enlightened through sex.
NS Stats are used.
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