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[Medwedian Democratic Federation]

...the show "Torture Today" which was aired live on TELEMEDWED 5 and contained funny things like rat torture and...

[Orostan]

Farting World Leaders. And..

[Medwedian Democratic Federation]

...Handkäs mit Mussik. It is a speciality from The German region of Hesse that literally turns you into a musical instrument after you eat it. It is used as fuel for the Medwedian National Farting Championship, and sometimes, Medwedian secret agents...

[New Jerzylvania]

...Handkäs mit Mussik. It is a speciality from The German region of Hesse that literally turns you into a musical instrument after you eat it. It is used as fuel for the Medwedian National Farting Championship, and sometimes, Medwedian secret agents...

watch medical films of Dick Cheney's heart being removed, sauteed, simmered and finally processed by the New Jerzylvania artist formerly known as Prince-ton University's rat food researchers. The rats just loved it.

Meanwhile on NJ Hit 105.7 FM, Lady GaGa's smashed hit song "Advanced Romance" rose to number one on Billboard's kinky assed funk chart. However, the entertainment was interrupted by a bulletin from See BS News.

Walter Cronkite came back from the dead in tears to report, "Apparently, it's official, At 1 PM today, John F. Kennedy has just been re-incarnated as Hillary Clinton's grandson, details to follow..."

In a nearby secret but luxurious hideout, super criminal Donald Trump decided the child must...

[Medwedian Democratic Federation]

...be killed because he is de Jure the son of super-criminal Hillary Clinton...

[The Foxes Swamp]

...be killed because he is de Jure the son of super-criminal Hillary Clinton...

aka the flying nun so named from older times when she ran with

[New Jerzylvania]

...be killed because he is de Jure the son of super-criminal Hillary Clinton...

aka the flying nun so named from older times when she ran with

the Goldwater crowd, where she was indeed a criminal mastermind. Intelligence alerted her to the threat to her infant grandson. Hillary has seen the error of her ways but still has CIA hitmen on speed dial.

She put out a contract on his five children just in case she failed. Next, she waited till 2 AM, then placed a dagger between her teeth and began to scale the Trump Tower, just as Spider-man had taught her back in 1992.

She reached Trumps penthouse apartment and entered through his balcony. She saw him through the crack in the almost closed bathroom door. Trump was "busy" sitting on the toilet, tweeting unaware of her presence.
She quickly darted in and cut his throat deeply, ear to ear and blood...

[Skyhooked]

while reporting about mission success and drinking cactus juice...

[USS Trumptanic]

aka the flying nun so named from older times when she ran with

the Goldwater crowd, where she was indeed a criminal mastermind. Intelligence alerted her to the threat to her infant grandson. Hillary has seen the error of her ways but still has CIA hitmen on speed dial.

She put out a contract on his five children just in case she failed. Next, she waited till 2 AM, then placed a dagger between her teeth and began to scale the Trump Tower, just as Spider-man had taught her back in 1992.

She reached Trumps penthouse apartment and entered through his balcony. She saw him through the crack in the almost closed bathroom door. Trump was "busy" sitting on the toilet, tweeting unaware of her presence.
She quickly darted in and cut his throat deeply, ear to ear and blood...

splashed out and she drank of this gore and became immortal

[The Foxes Swamp]

the Goldwater crowd, where she was indeed a criminal mastermind. Intelligence alerted her to the threat to her infant grandson. Hillary has seen the error of her ways but still has CIA hitmen on speed dial.

She put out a contract on his five children just in case she failed. Next, she waited till 2 AM, then placed a dagger between her teeth and began to scale the Trump Tower, just as Spider-man had taught her back in 1992.

She reached Trumps penthouse apartment and entered through his balcony. She saw him through the crack in the almost closed bathroom door. Trump was "busy" sitting on the toilet, tweeting unaware of her presence.
She quickly darted in and cut his throat deeply, ear to ear and blood...

splashed out and she drank of this gore and became immortal

but that was the upside but then their was a downside way way down depending on your perspective and the flying nun now was as small as a

[New Jerzylvania]

a barbie doll, but she sure packed a punch. Bill was even more frightened of her than ever before bc of her immortality. He decided if he had some of her precious bodily fluids injected into himself he too would become immortal. The trouble was she was so small now and was also protected by secret service day and night, so he...

[The Foxes Swamp]

a barbie doll, but she sure packed a punch. Bill was even more frightened of her than ever before bc of her immortality. He decided if he had some of her precious bodily fluids injected into himself he too would become immortal. The trouble was she was so small now and was also protected by secret service day and night, so he...

would get her drunk and suck on her like she was a lollipop after a few weeks of this bill thought he was feeling stronger and healthier and so decided to check if he was immortal by

[New Jerzylvania]

a barbie doll, but she sure packed a punch. Bill was even more frightened of her than ever before bc of her immortality. He decided if he had some of her precious bodily fluids injected into himself he too would become immortal. The trouble was she was so small now and was also protected by secret service day and night, so he...

would get her drunk and suck on her like she was a lollipop after a few weeks of this bill thought he was feeling stronger and healthier and so decided to check if he was immortal by

having Hillary catch him with one of his bimbos doing the nasty in the Lincoln Bedroom. But it didn't work bc she stopped loving him years ago. Next he tried jumping out of Air Force One, but he landed in a marshmallow factory storage area foiling the plan. Next he went to Walmart and took a job behind the gun counter, then went into the back of the store and put a 9mm pistol to his head and...

[The Federation of Kendor]

would get her drunk and suck on her like she was a lollipop after a few weeks of this bill thought he was feeling stronger and healthier and so decided to check if he was immortal by

having Hillary catch him with one of his bimbos doing the nasty in the Lincoln Bedroom. But it didn't work bc she stopped loving him years ago. Next he tried jumping out of Air Force One, but he landed in a marshmallow factory storage area foiling the plan. Next he went to Walmart and took a job behind the gun counter, then went into the back of the store and put a 9mm pistol to his head and...

Killed himself. But before that could happen, Donald Trump kicked the pistol and Bill Clinton then

[Hellgustine Empire]

Total Annihilation of the Conservative ideals,and bloodline of rednecks by....

[Brunei Darussalam and Labuan]

Keemstar

[The Federation of Kendor]

Keemstar

But God revived all conservative and rednecks and he killed Bill Clinton with a

[Skyhooked]

fork, stolen from Po, from Kung fu panda

[The Federation of Kendor]

fork, stolen from Po, from Kung fu panda

So Po killed God with his chi and retake his fork. But Zeus then revived God and challenged Po to

[The Foxes Swamp]

fork, stolen from Po, from Kung fu panda

So Po killed God with his chi and retake his fork. But Zeus then revived God and challenged Po to

a game of snakes and ladders with real snakes and wonky ladders, god let po go first and he rolled the dice and ended up moving on to a

[The Federation of Kendor]

Ladder, which leaded Po into a restaurant tile which has the effect of

[Equestria and Griffon]

Rainbow Dash walking into-FUCKING POE DAMERON,CAUSING MICHEAL BAY TO BE MY NATIONS LEADER.....

[The Federation of Kendor]

Rainbow Dash walking into-FUCKING POE DAMERON,CAUSING MICHEAL BAY TO BE MY NATIONS LEADER.....

And Micheal Bay makes your nation awesome. Then

[Equestria and Griffon]

Micheal Bay uses the omniversal bomb at max,c-HOLY SHETLAND-


Rainbow Dash walked into a wall.She walked on the wall.

[The Federation of Kendor]

Micheal Bay uses the omniversal bomb at max,c-HOLY SHETLAND-


Rainbow Dash walked into a wall.She walked on the wall.

And the wall turned into a wormhole which transported her into another dimesnion. Then everything that happened before the omniversal bomb were somehow archived. Then Rainbow Dash