Quotes of people in your nation MK. IV

by **Xekliv** » Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:05 pm

Auzkhia wrote:"Love always conquers hate."
-Princess Wish Darling

"But what if someone loves hatred?"

-- Ôrgrim Liizukpeliik

by **Wyrdworld** » Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:11 pm

"When I visited the Greeks, they were like 'Hello Daemon'. And they I would become their familiar. When I visited the Romans, they were like "Hello, Genius Loci'. And then I would guard their home. When I visit these Christians, they just start screaming and call a priest to get rid of me. Quite rude. I do not like it."
- Visits Shadowed Places and Darkened Hearts, aka Visitor, a High Daemon

by **Bereia** » Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:22 pm

"There are not really very many places you can hide from me when I have this rifle. Anywhere within eight hundred meters, if I can just hit you once I can pretty well wreck your shit for good."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen, showing an AR-10 battle rifle.

by **Estainia** » Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:36 pm

"Them foreign blokes they say that I'm at a disadvantage being unable to read, write and such. Way I see it, reading is mostly used to tell the news, and since there's nothing but bad news, why bother?" - Francis Albury, Farmer

by **Greater Mackonia** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 2:11 am

"Freedom is a product of the imagination and thus impregnable to the diktats of the law. I can feel hopelessly enslaved in a Republic and undeniably liberated in an Autocracy whatever the constitution may say."

-Tseiron Azracekh.

"I may be one man but through my blade a million oppressed souls speak. Death to the Oppressors, thus spoke my blade."

-Sikasith, his younger years.

"And does Comrade Malsecrazal think the forces of international Capitalism will just lie down and let their former cattle walk free? Such naivety should have no place in the vanguard party! As we speak the Imperialists thunder through our land arming the neo-fascist brigands to perform acts of the highest barbarity upon our people. It is no use just fending off these vultures for they shall retreat back into the dens of consumerism to reproduce and come fluttering across our borders once again. No, my Comrades as long as a single Capitalist is left breathing the Proletariat are forever in mortal peril, we must hoist the Red Banner of Liberty over Washington, over New York, over London and Paris. Only when the world entire tilts on the axis of revolution shall we be free."

-Sikasith, a few years later, imploring the expansion of the Workers Army.

"The masses are about as capable of conducting their own revolution as sheep is capable of shearing itself."

-Sikasith Mackhirvo, before his death, December 2012.

by **Garten** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 2:57 am

"It is a sad thing, is it not? We have found an oil field, a big one, possibly big enough to exceed every other field we own combined in terms of total potential yields. You would think this is something we would at once announce to the world, yes? No. We hide it. We keep it under wraps until the Navy can get some of their warships moved into the region to keep an eye on it and to make sure no foreigners cause trouble. This is sad, and perhaps a bit cynical, but it is necessary."

- Isaac Lamb, Foreign Office.

by **The Yorkshire Commonwealth** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 7:05 am

"Okay class, today we've got a visit from a person who works in the telecoms industry, who's here to teach us about business."

"You see the problem with the telecoms industry in this country, is that too much of it is under public ownership. What you kids don't realise is: Making all the mobile phone companies build identical masts right next to each other, and your phone only getting signal from the mast build by your phone company would make everything cheaper and better."

"How?"

"Because of the... Well there's the... The erm... The shares and... Privati-... ... ... Fucking communist!"

"I think you should leave."

"... Six year old punks with their constant mind-games..."

-Teacher, child and director of communications from a mobile phone company

by **The Nexus of Man** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 7:07 am

"Soi, soi, soi gos teh helicooptur

Wut dos da helicooptur do?"

"Are you retarded?"

- Commandant Voph Rhazien Graeme and a protesting citizen

by **Greater Mackonia** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 7:55 am

"Lucius Shangzelos is by far one of the most dangerous Macks in Greater Mackonia...more dangerous than many of its politicians that's for sure...Shangzelos's rise was not down to any stunning ability, charisma or intellect, he was a small scale bureaucrat at the regional level who's job seemed to be vaguely related to coordinating industrial production in the Danskiri region...When the first privatisations began to take place in 2004 Shangzelos somehow, almost certainly through bribery, got himself a majority stake in several formerly state-owned manufacturing firms...In the following period of privatisations Shangzelos acted ruthlessly to expand his business while staying on the right side of the state...He culled the workforce, brought in technically illegal working hours, hired foreign experts to boost production and pioneered the use of desperate rural migrants as cheap labour...He quickly built up a lucrative business selling cheap chemicals and related products to the west and competed with the Chinese in the plastic crap markets...

Shangzelos was still relatively unknown until he fought off the competition to buy up most of Mackonia's mining industry, which was what made him the richest man in the nation...A few years later he was able to move on to dominate logging, manufacturing, hydroelectricity and numerous infrastructure businesses...Unlike the other oligarchs who were either too adventurous and ended up bankrupting themselves, or too cautious and never advanced much from their starting industries, Shangzelos balanced both while remaining friendly to the regime...In 2012 Shangzelos took over the TurtleShroomer uranium and automobile markets...In 2013, while many oligarchs perished in the financial difficulties brought with mass inflation; Shangzelos used it to his advantage, borrowing huge amounts of Slataris and paying the loans off with the now useless money when inflation rose...This allowed him to further cement his grip on the Mackonian economy...

Today it is estimated almost 38% of Mackonian Industry is owned by the Shangzelos family, Shangzelos's success is largely a familial affair, he is one of the few Macks who has realised the power of the dynasty and that while the may be less competent your relatives are less likely to stab you in the back, relaying largely on foreigners and relatives to run his colossal empire. Politically he was a major figure in founding the oligarch pressure-group masquerading as a political party "the Dawn Party" but has remained aloof of mainstream politics. But it is certain in the climate of civil war this will not last long and anyone with the backing of the Shangzelosi will certainly have more than powerful allies on their side."

-Extracts of a I.I.S (Imperial Intelligence Service, Mackonia's World's equivalent of MI6) report on Lucius Shangzelos.

by **The Nexus of Man** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 8:29 am

"STOP! PLEASE, STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP-"

"You used the Lord's name in vain."

"STOP! STOP, PLEASE...OH GOD, STOP!"

"Your spilt blood with be your baptization."

"STOP! PLEASE...I'LL DO ANYTHING!"

"Repent for your sins."

"I REPENT! I REPENT! I'M SORRY!"

"You don't repent to me. You repent to He."

"What...what are you doing....JESUS CHRIST NO-"

A LGBT Amalgamate and Vice Commandant Joseph Alexander McHaek, prior to castrating and slitting the throat of said hostage*.

*LGBTs are usually just castrated, but Joseph was feeling more cheery, and as such, ended the man's suffering quicker.

by **Fatatatutti** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 9:08 am

"This one is for jumping out of airplanes. The star is for Master Parachutist. That means experience in high-altitude jumps, free-fall, night jumps, water jumps and so on. This one is for dangling out of helicopters. I don't know why it's an eagle with a bomb in its claws. We don't actually have any eagles that drop bombs. These are pilot's wings. The two little bars below are for multi-engine and rotary wing - that's helicopters."
-- General Marie-Louise Castro-Stalina, explaining her qualification badges on Career Day

"Eleven hours and not a single fatality."
-- General Marie-Louise Castro-Stalina, describing her prowess as a helicopter pilot to a visiting foreign officer

by **Greater Mackonia** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 9:15 am

"GREATER MACKONIA HITS ROCK BOTTOM."

"DISGUSTING."

"NATIONAL SHAME."

"STOP THIS REVOLTING DISGRACE."

"A SIGN OF BROKEN SOCIETY."

-Several Newspaper headlines.The shocking story in question? A Church not operating underground in complete secrecy and inviting young people in the area to come and join in...yep that's what Mackonians define as moral decline of the country.

"Repent and you shall be saved!"

"No I won't."

"Yes brother! Even you so clouded in sin.."

"No I categorically will not, Man is the only creature made in God's image, the only creature ensouled and as far as I'm aware the only ones who need saving anyway. I don't recall any Cyrzarii getting thrown out of the garden of Eden. By your own faith's doctrine I have no soul, I will go where I have always said I will go, to eternal nothingness, I have no need to repent, no need to live 'a moral life', no need to be saved from the fires of hell. Even if your zombie sky-jew did exist I and he are in perfect theological agreement as to where my soul is going."

-Conversation between James T. Swithfield, American Millionaire Televangelist and The Citizen.

by **Bereia** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 9:29 am

"Contrary to what you may think, Congress does not have the ability to pass any law it wants to in the name of the general welfare. Each law must be passed in accordance with one of seventeen highly specific enumerated power sources listed in Article One, Section Eight of the U.S. Constitution."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.

by **The Humble Omnipotent Man** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 9:47 am

Greater Mackonia wrote:"GREATER MACKONIA HITS ROCK BOTTOM."

"DISGUSTING."

"NATIONAL SHAME."

"STOP THIS REVOLTING DISGRACE."

"A SIGN OF BROKEN SOCIETY."

-Several Newspaper headlines.The shocking story in question? A Church not operating underground in complete secrecy and inviting young people in the area to come and join in...yep that's what Mackonians define as moral decline of the country.

"Repent and you shall be saved!"

"No I won't."

"Yes brother! Even you so clouded in sin.."

"No I categorically will not, Man is the only creature made in God's image, the only creature ensouled and as far as I'm aware the only ones who need saving anyway. I don't recall any Cyrzarii getting thrown out of the garden of Eden. By your own faith's doctrine I have no soul, I will go where I have always said I will go, to eternal nothingness, I have no need to repent, no need to live 'a moral life', no need to be saved from the fires of hell. Even if your zombie sky-jew did exist I and he are in perfect theological agreement as to where my soul is going."

-Conversation between James T. Swithfield, American Millionaire Televangelist and The Citizen.

"Your soul goes bye-bye now."

He

by **Bereia** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 10:15 am

"To be ruled is to be livestock. I will not be cattle. I will not serve another's will simply because he says I must, or because he claims God sent him to run my life. If you feel you have some right to hold power on me? To run my life in accordance with what you think is best, without my consent or input? Come and enforce it. I'll be waiting."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.

by **The Multiversal Species Alliance** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 10:40 am

"Stop for no one!"
-anonymous Legionnaire

by **Bereia** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 10:53 am

"Our criminal justice system prefers to focus on the actions of those who have restrained, assaulted, killed, or abused their fellows, as opposed to college students smoking marijuana."

-- Attorney General Richard T. Anderson, on Bereia's lax drug laws compared to many modern states.

by **Ruridova** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 10:54 am

Bereia wrote:"Contrary to what you may think, Congress does not have the ability to pass any law it wants to in the name of the general welfare. Each law must be passed in accordance with one of seventeen highly specific enumerated power sources listed in Article One, Section Eight of the U.S. Constitution."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.

"So you're arguing that Congress only has the enumerated powers? What about the 'elastic clause', also known as the 'basket clause', the 'coefficient clause', or the 'necessary and proper clause'- Article One, Section Eight, Clause 18, if I remember correctly. Do you not acknowledge its existence, or have you found some loophole that somehow nullifies it?"
- C.M. Tagliaferro

by **Bereia** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 11:04 am

(OOC: Ruri, TG.)

"The idea that government has the right to do anything it likes because it is government is poisonous to liberty. For people to remain free, government must be a slave."

"No aspect of government should ever, ever, be allowed to persist simply as a matter of course. The apparatus of government should be subject to constant review, and any individual aspect of it identified as ineffective, redundant, or simply unnecessary should be altered as soon as possible, even if that means outright dissolution."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.

by **The Nexus of Man** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 11:16 am

"Did you repent yet?"

"Gah...you motherfu-"

"Is time to deepthroat with...an Emperor Cobra?"

"Shove that up your ass-"

"Wrong answer, heretic."

"NO, NO, NO-

AGHK! AUCCKCCK!"

"Didn't your parents teach you not to vomit while you eat your food?"

"Stop...it..."

"Last chance, hon-bun. Do you repent?"

"How can I repent to something that doesn't-AAUUGCK!"

Vice Commandant Joseph Alexander McHaek and a captured atheist

by **Greater Mackonia** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 11:34 am

"Your divinity goes bye-bye now. Hey I need to tell the Frenks to up their fucking game, they let a tinpot Christian dictatorship prop up in their backyard?...Shows how effective that 'zealotry' really is."

-Erasmus Khalx, multiversal twat, watching yet another localised deity from a theistic universe shrivel into mediocrity as they enter Mackonia's (where a deity's power is proportional to belief) and find no one knows who they are let alone worships them.

by **The Humble Omnipotent Man** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 11:43 am

Greater Mackonia wrote:
The Humble Omnipotent Man wrote:
"Your soul goes bye-bye now."

He

"Your divinity goes bye-bye now. Hey I need to tell the Frenks to up their fucking game, they let a tinpot Christian dictatorship prop up in their backyard?...Shows how effective that 'zealotry' really is."

-Erasmus Khalx, multiversal twat, watching yet another localised deity from a theistic universe shrivel into mediocrity as they enter Mackonia's (where a deity's power is proportional to belief) and find no one knows who they are let alone worships them.

"I'm sorry man...I'm sorry that I can break the chains of curtailment and diminution of mah pawas in the omniverse..."

S-Sad He

by **Greater Mackonia** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 11:48 am

The Humble Omnipotent Man wrote:
Greater Mackonia wrote:

"Your divinity goes bye-bye now. Hey I need to tell the Frenks to up their fucking game, they let a tinpot Christian dictatorship prop up in their backyard?...Shows how effective that 'zealotry' really is."

-Erasmus Khalx, multiversal twat, watching yet another localised deity from a theistic universe shrivel into mediocrity as they enter Mackonia's (where a deity's power is proportional to belief) and find no one knows who they are let alone worships them.

"I'm sorry man...I'm sorry that I can break the chains of curtailment and diminution of mah pawas in the omniverse..."

S-Sad He

"Patient began experiencing delusions from 33rd of Shadowheight 1997, claiming he was an incarnation of an omnipotent Levantine deity who could cross universes and control all of time and space and demanding blood sacrifices. He then proceeded to try and hide in a washing machine after claiming the ghost of Socrates was coming to boil him into a strew and later began writing frantic letters to the BBC demanding they lend him access to the Leverson Inquiry so he could hunt down the aliens impersonating the direct descendants of Jesus."

-Patient Profile from Cyr'Nezran Mental Health Centre.

by **Auroya** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 11:52 am

"...Yes, I do think that we have a reason to call ourselves 'civilized'."

--- Lady Evelyn v. Crimsonstein

by **The Nexus of Man** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 11:53 am

Greater Mackonia wrote:
The Humble Omnipotent Man wrote:
"Your soul goes bye-bye now."

He

"Your divinity goes bye-bye now. Hey I need to tell the Frenks to up their fucking game, they let a tinpot Christian dictatorship prop up in their backyard?...Shows how effective that 'zealotry' really is."

-Erasmus Khalx, multiversal twat, watching yet another localised deity from a theistic universe shrivel into mediocrity as they enter Mackonia's (where a deity's power is proportional to belief) and find no one knows who they are let alone worships them.

OOC: Well, we are officially secular, and half of our government is irreligious, but we technically are a Christian dictatorship at the same time.

best of both worlds! Now, back to Joseph's adventures...

"I'm sorry to say this, but I cannot allow you to see the Commandant at this time."

"Why, you plonker?"

"...

I commend your bravery."

"Well, I dunno why you just said that, but thank you, you wipe of my arse-

ACK! LET GO OF MY DAMN THROAT!"

"Alas, I cannot grant you access due to the alcohol on your breath, which impairs your speech with the Commandant, and your rude words, which you may slip out when meeting the Commandant."

"LET GO OF ME!"

"Besides my religious viewpoint, your actions are very inhospitable to what we've done for you, your family, and your friends."

"WHAT...WHAT IN THE GODDAM FU-"

"You must be baptized in your blood."

Vice Commandant Joseph Alexander McHaek and a former Nexus Senate member

"Why do I have Joseph as my Vice Commandant? You cannot dispute the fact that he scares the balls out of everyone. And, he may kill me if I try to demote him."

"Are you bloody serious, mate? He broke my damn spine!"

Commandant Voph Rhazien Graeme and the same hospitalized former Nexus member

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