Culture Shock the Nation Above You (Again!)

by **Lollipop Torture Force** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:59 pm

We are normal and natural

by **Yukonastan** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 2:05 pm

Lollipop torture force wrote:We are normal and natural

Here, have a couple megavolts of culture.

by **The Humanist Federation** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 2:06 pm

Yukonastan wrote:
Lollipop torture force wrote:We are normal and natural

Here, have a couple megavolts of culture.

We do Socialism better.

by **R the Zombie** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 2:09 pm

New immigrants will either be accepted or eaten.

by **Rothuria** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:18 pm

We prefer Truman.

by **Liram** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 2:31 am

In our churches, we use BBQ sauce as baptismal oil

by **Syndicapolis** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 2:35 am

All religious institutions are illegal.

by **Mordakia** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 2:39 am

High Treason is punished by throwing stale pancakes at the defendant.

by **Lollipop Torture Force** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 3:30 pm

Pixies lay eggs in your spine and then hatch 4 days later

by **Fascesia** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 4:14 pm

We aren't torturing lolipops!

by **Rothuria** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:26 pm

We elect our PM.

by **Uelvan** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:27 pm

Only generals and other high ranking military officers can elect our ruler.

by **Zhouran** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:36 pm

Zhouranese officers are promoted through their skills and actions in the frontlines. Zhouranese officers also fight in the frontline, rather than commanding inside a secure place.

by **Auzkhia** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:28 am

That happens too, we had a tank general who would because he famously said "An admiral never won a battle from the shore".

by **Euterchlim** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:35 am

We don't have tanks, but rather cannon carriages carried by two or more horses. Despite of their unconfortable look, they are actually very effective in battle.

by **New Frenco Empire** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:49 am

Yeah...we'll stick to tanks.

by **Auzkhia** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:50 am

The British may have invented the tank, but we perfected it.

by **Morena 869** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:39 am

Pepper spray is banned so our police uses human urine as riot repellant.

Imgurian · by **The Lendol Archipelago** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:40 am

Morena 869 wrote:Pepper spray is banned so our police uses human urine as riot repellant.

Our police use guns.

by **Auzkhia** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 1:46 pm

Crossed Keys is the symbol for the Society of The Crossed Keys, an order of hotel concierges.

by **Uelvan** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:49 pm

To reduce pollution in congested cities, power plants have been retro-fit to burn hemp. Their fumes add only to the happiness of the people.

by **Rothuria** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:53 pm

Although we largely Climate-Change skeptics, we do like to keep a clean environment. We especially like our forests and are often called "Wood-Folk" from neighbors.

by **New Frenco Empire** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:46 pm

We aren't skeptical of evident scientific phenomena, especially if it has the chance to really fuck us over later.

Antarctica is just now recovering from the effects of said change hundreds of years later.

by **Auzkhia** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:48 pm

Climate Change? Worry not, we have weather pegasi to keep things under control. Though, thunderstorms and the like have to happen because they are good for the environment and the Gods willed it. (Fantasy, b-word)

by **Carriberra** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:53 pm

Auzkhia wrote:Climate Change? Worry not, we have weather pegasi to keep things under control. Though, thunderstorms and the like have to happen because they are good for the environment and the Gods willed it. (Fantasy, bitch)

We don't care about the weather here.

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