by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:07 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Olthar » Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:17 pm
by New East Ireland » Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:17 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:20 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Underium » Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:25 pm
by Nature-Spirits » Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:58 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:06 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Underium » Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:15 pm
by Ameriganastan » Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:15 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Nature-Spirits » Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:55 pm
Underium wrote:Zerit quickly ran to dorm 35 and knocked three times loudly shouting, "Hurry it's an emergency a paintings on fire seven rooms from here!!! Please help." He just continued to run back and forth worriedly not knowing what to do, having never been taught how to put out fires, some might call Zerit, "Pathetic" in reality he was just a sheltered child.
Noticing no one was there he Ran to another dorm, this time the dorm of Edmund and banged on the door, yelling, "Help a paintings on fire!"
by Underium » Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:59 pm
by Nature-Spirits » Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:01 pm
Underium wrote:"H. h. hey... My name is Zerit..." Zerit said shyly, "Thanks for putting out that painting, I was angry and it just lit on fire somehow..." He held out his hand, he was apparently very shy, but any half trained half wit could see he was a extremely powerful psychic. And he could make a valuable tool to who ever controlled him.
by Underium » Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:07 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:46 pm
Olthar wrote:Jojo walked up to the school, pushing a large wheelbarrow covered in a small tarp in front of him while dragging his wheeled suitcase behind. It wasn't easy to move, but he managed. Looking up, he gazed in awe at the giant structure before him.
So this is the infamous Elfen High. Interesting.
Proceeding in, he slowly made his way through, looking for Dorm 35. He didn't know who his roommate was, but he hopped that the boy wasn't too annoying. Eventually, he struggled his way there, arriving just as he saw his roommate enter.
"Hold the door please!" Jojo called out to the boy.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:47 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Timothy stood outside the Principal's Office. It was early, but he didn't care. He knew Mr. Crowley would be awake by now. He took a deep breath, exhaled slowly, and knocked on the door.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:58 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Timothy stood outside the Principal's Office. It was early, but he didn't care. He knew Mr. Crowley would be awake by now. He took a deep breath, exhaled slowly, and knocked on the door.
Crowley opened it. "Tim?" he asked. The mage made it a point to remember all his students if he could. "How are you?"
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:03 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Crowley opened it. "Tim?" he asked. The mage made it a point to remember all his students if he could. "How are you?"
"I'm fine sir." He hid a yawn. "I wanted to talk with you about my little project." To silently remind the Principal, he held up his steel mock-up lightsaber.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:06 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:08 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Underium » Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:10 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:14 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Timothy walked in. "It's coming along great sir. I'm pretty sure I have the designs finalized. I just need help acquiring certain parts."
"Nothing too illegal, right? I've already been getting pressure to close the school down, and I don't need that." Crowley replied, taking a sip of orange juice in his mini-fridge.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:20 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"Nothing too illegal, right? I've already been getting pressure to close the school down, and I don't need that." Crowley replied, taking a sip of orange juice in his mini-fridge.
Timothy sat down in one of the chairs. "No, of course not, sir." He smiled. "I can't use this shell. It's too heavy. I need to make a new one out of Titanium." Before Crowley could respond, he went on. "That's not what I came here to talk with you about, though. I need help acquiring the magical items necessary to make this work. I need some sort of crystal that can turn a normal laser into a fixed-length blade of pure, solid, lethal plasma. Since you're the big magical man on campus, sir, I was hoping you would be able to help."
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Underium » Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:28 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:29 pm
Underium wrote:Arriving at the principles office Zerit knocked three times before waiting there. He was so nervous his powers were almost ready to go haywire again. Quickyl enough Zerit calmed himself down before waiting again.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:32 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Timothy sat down in one of the chairs. "No, of course not, sir." He smiled. "I can't use this shell. It's too heavy. I need to make a new one out of Titanium." Before Crowley could respond, he went on. "That's not what I came here to talk with you about, though. I need help acquiring the magical items necessary to make this work. I need some sort of crystal that can turn a normal laser into a fixed-length blade of pure, solid, lethal plasma. Since you're the big magical man on campus, sir, I was hoping you would be able to help."
Crowley thought, stroking his chin. "I can probably get that..." he began slowly. "But it won't be very easy. I also need to know what you can do for me in return. And please don't use it on school campus."
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
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