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DRAFT: Condemn Kalasparata (submitted)

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DRAFT: Condemn Kalasparata (submitted)

Postby Scalietti » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:05 am

ooc: This is an adaption of the previous 'Commend Kalasparata' which was locked due to incorrect format



The World Assembly Security Council

NOTING that the nation of Kalasparata has made several claims to new scientific discoveries and new feats of engineering. Some of these feats and discoveries include:
a) Creating another planet
b) Discovering a new dimension
c) Constructing rockets that travel at above the speed of light
d) Sending dogs to the centre of the earth
e) Dividing by zero

FURTHER NOTING the lack of credible information on the science behind these devices and feats,

REALIZES that these feats of engineering and discoveries are physically impossible under modern science and when the nation was asked to present its research and findings, these queries were rejected.

CONSIDERS that due to the impossibility of many of these projects and discoveries, clear referencing and explanations would be needed to physically prove the existence or feasibility of these claims.

FURTHER CONSIDERS that due to the repeated refusal of any references or scientific explanation to support these ventures, the claims are fraudulent and cannot be proven

RECOGNIZES that fraud is an indictable offence in many nations. The definition of fraud is "In the broadest sense, a fraud is an intentional deception made for personal gain or to damage another individual." The nation of Kalasparata has attempted to decieve hundreds of nations on many different occasions through false claims and advertising in order to attract commercial and economic gain.

FURTHER NOTING Kalasparata's shocking treatment of prisoners which are in clear violation of human rights. After at first admitting these crimes to the world, the nation of Kalasparata then attempted to hide any evidence of these crimes after the implications such crimes would have were made clear.

HEREBY Condemns Kalasparata for fraud on a mass-scale and for blatant abuses of the rights of prisoners.

Co-Authored by: South Norwega
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Postby Scalietti » Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:00 am

ooc: updated and changed
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Postby Scalietti » Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:06 am

any amendments or suggestions are also welcome and requested.
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Postby South Norwega » Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:08 am

I doubt this will reach Quorum, but I support it.

Dividing by zero is a truly heinous crime, and Kalasaparata has risked the destruction of the universe by doing so.
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Postby No Phat Chicks » Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:08 am

can you condemn a nation for crap spelling?

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Postby Scalietti » Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:10 am

South Norwega wrote:I doubt this will reach Quorum, but I support it.

Dividing by zero is a truly heinous crime, and Kalasaparata has risked the destruction of the universe by doing so.


Hopefully it will.

Unlike the past proposals this one is on a 'nation to nation' basis and the argument has merit (or at least I think it does)
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Postby South Norwega » Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:21 am

No Phat Chicks wrote:can you condemn a nation for crap spelling?

It was tried and ruled illegal, I believe.
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Postby Lowell Leber » Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:30 am

That is correct.
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Postby Lowell Leber » Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:33 am

I would like to add to Kalasparata's list of crimes their treatment of prisoners. I cannot find the link but will keep looking and would be thankful for any help.
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Postby Allanea » Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:36 am

Why can't I ever get condemned? :(
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Postby Pythria » Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:37 am

I'd vote for it.
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Postby Blitzkrenia » Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:02 am

Lowell Leber wrote:I would like to add to Kalasparata's list of crimes their treatment of prisoners. I cannot find the link but will keep looking and would be thankful for any help.

viewtopic.php?f=23&t=41011&hilit=prisoners
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Postby Lowell Leber » Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:04 am

Blitzkrenia wrote:
Lowell Leber wrote:I would like to add to Kalasparata's list of crimes their treatment of prisoners. I cannot find the link but will keep looking and would be thankful for any help.

viewtopic.php?f=23&t=41011&hilit=prisoners


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Postby Todd McCloud » Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:11 am

I'd support it. At first I was like :/, but then I read the thing that rockets could travel at the speed of light, and was like >:(

I can't begin to explain how this doesn't work... no matter how much of an uber tech you have. Only suggestion here would be to link your proclamations with their appropriate links as to where he said these things. It would give them more conviction.
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Postby Lowell Leber » Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:13 am

Todd McCloud wrote:I'd support it. At first I was like :/, but then I read the thing that rockets could travel at the speed of light, and was like >:(

I can't begin to explain how this doesn't work... no matter how much of an uber tech you have. Only suggestion here would be to link your proclamations with their appropriate links as to where he said these things. It would give them more conviction.


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Postby South Norwega » Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:31 pm

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=38225

There's also this as well.
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Postby Pan Master » Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:19 pm

Anything that goes with "Condemn".. I vote for :)
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Postby Pythria » Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:23 pm

I don't mind the prison thing, we put our felons to death and minor criminals to work, but everything else is just annoying. I'd support this.
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Postby Euroslav WA Mission » Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:25 pm

Todd McCloud wrote:I'd support it. At first I was like :/, but then I read the thing that rockets could travel at the speed of light, and was like >:(

I can't begin to explain how this doesn't work... no matter how much of an uber tech you have. Only suggestion here would be to link your proclamations with their appropriate links as to where he said these things. It would give them more conviction.


Excellent usage of smilies, good sir. I would have to agree with your sentiment. I'd also like to see such appropriate links showing proof of such 'technology' (rather not proof of, but a statement saying that they've mastered such things).

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Postby New Amerik » Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:26 pm

I agree, as Kalasparata has clearly not set himself up as a 20's style sci-fi nation where batmen live on Pluto and the Earth may be secretly hollow. As he seems serious, this is a violation of his set-up rules of his own nation.

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Postby Lovable Weirdos » Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:15 pm

I don't agree, but that's because I've met the extremely elusive creature known as Un00bish Kalasparata, a very rare occourence that the majority of players will never, ever see. Also because they've finally learnt how to spell 'context'.
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Postby Scalietti » Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:55 pm

We require 36 more approvals to reach quorum....
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Postby Unibot » Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:02 pm

Condemn the Godmodder!!! [In RP Language]

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Postby Allrulian WA Mission » Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:11 pm

The Republic of Allrule does not see merit in this resolution's current form, but if a better version can be produced, then we shall almost certainly vote for it when it comes to a vote.

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Postby South Norwega » Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:15 pm

Well, this probably isn't going to reach Quorum, but with some rejigging and a telegram campaign could very well do so next time around, with some minor modifications.
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