DRAFT: Repeal "Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny"
The Security Council,
NOTING that the resolution, “Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny”, was passed in on 10 Mar 2010 with an overwhelming margin,
UNDERSTANDING that at the time, the profile of Omigodtheykilledkenny was “undisclosed” and “very hush-hush”,
POINTING OUT that since the passage of this resolution, Omigodtheykilledkenny has increased its international transparency,
REALIZING that Omigodtheykilledkenny has employed the Creative Solutions Agency to pursue loopholes to General Assembly (GA) resolutions,
BELIEVING that this exploitation of GA-specific loopholes is a cause amoral to the Security Council and therefore undeserving of condemnation,
NOTING WITH CONTEMPT that this Council has previously failed to repeal this condemnation due to requests made by the nation of Omigodtheykilledkenny not to repeal the previously passed condemnation,
HAVING CONSIDERED that the stated purpose of a Condemnation is to “express shock and dismay at a nation or region”,
UNDERSTANDING that, at least in the opinion of Omigodtheykilledkenny, this Condemnation is a badge of honor rather than a badge of shame, and appealing rather than appalling,
SCOLDING the nations of this Council for not repealing this ineffective Condemnation sooner,
REPEALS Security Council Resolution #17, “Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny”.
I am looking for suggestions in a couple of areas.
1. Does this proposal violate SC regulations in any way, shape or form, or could it be misinterpreted to do so by an overly officious delegate?
2. Should anything be added to or deleted from this proposal? Do you have any further suggestions?