The Security Council,
Recognizing that while the acts described in SC #188 are true, the resolution's reasons for condemnation should not qualify by the Security Council's standards,
Establishing that Vandoosa is indeed the founder of The Glorious Nations of Iwaku
Disturbed that the first four clauses of SC #188's appear to imply that being a region's Founder should be mutually exclusive from participating in activities outside of that region,
Skeptical about the claims in SC #188 stating that the invasion of Alternate History World led "severing of any ties with Iwaku, by many disapproving regions", a claim backed up by not a single citation,
Concerned that SC #188 appears to repeatedly attempt to condemn Vandoosa for committing actions allegedly harmful to their region, without once recognizing that, as Founder of The Glorious Nations of Iwaku, is not required to do anything for the region and is within their rights to abandon it fully if they wish,
Further Disturbed that SC #188 appears to attempt to condemn Vandoosa for "lack of attention to the [Glorious Nations of Iwaku] and its issues", a factor that could very well be affected by other circumstances such as Vandoosa's time or available resources for stimulating the region's growth. The Glorious Nations of Iwaku, furthermore, still contains more than 250 nations, showing that any sort of accusations of decline are greatly exaggerated,
Disappointed by the lack of attentiveness by the author in naming the wrong region as Vandoosa's target in the case of Alternate World History, rather than Alternate History World,
Baffled by the usage of Vandoosa's ridicule of native residents within invaded regions as a reason for condemnation, seeing no reason to set that as precedent for Security Council attention,
Reminded that the five-hundred operations performed by Vandoosa cited within SC #188 were classified as "Tag Raid" operations, which leave no lasting damage on the target region. In the case of most of these targets, they also do not have a World Assembly Delegate, debunking the claim that Vandoosa "wrenched the delegacy from the rightful owners" in each of these five-hundred operations,
Pointing Out that the aforementioned raid operations were completed through the use of Predator, a weapon that was found to be in gross violation of international law, with its usage resulting in Vandoosa ceasing to exist and its leader being temporarily barred from World Assembly participation,
Noting that while working with a region such as The Greater German Reich is certainly deplorable, a one-off circumstance, and one in which The Glorious Nations of Iwaku was only a supporting actor rather than the "key part" as claimed, should not merit a condemnation,
Realizing the paradox that is created by the claim that The Glorious Nations of Iwaku's residents are "unaware of their founders evildoings" when juxtaposed with The Glorious Nations of Iwaku's military's open participation in the invasion of Territory of Finland, something residents surely would have noticed,
Lamenting the consistent use of incendiary vocabulary within the resolution, such as "invasion and slaughter" and "brutal slaughter", as what can only be perceived as a fear tactic attempting to scare World Assembly nations into voting for the resolution,
Remembering that a region's Founder is its ultimate sovereign and therefore should not be bound to any claims of "neglect' or "betrayal" from any outsiders, particularly when the outsiders carry no supporting evidence for the claims,
Concluding that the now-uninhabited wasteland of Vandoosa simply does not merit Condemnation,
Hereby Repeals Security Council Resolution #188: Condemn Vandoosa
Thank you for all the "praise" in that repeal. [/sarcasm]
