Silly SC proposals - post them here!

[Vescia]

Condemn Ninjette
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.

Category: Condemnation | Nominee: Ninjette | Proposed by: Arathian nation

Description: REALIZING that The Republic of Ninjette invades regions for fun and unethically doesn't do anything to the region it invades.

NOTICING that it forces children into the military.

ALSO it does not have any drug laws.

*shrugs* So far it sounds like a great place other than the mandatory military service which is surely not condemnable on that basis.

FINALLY, RECOGNIZING that it has banned Harry Potter books.

HEREBY CONDEMNS The Republic of Ninjette

Wtf? Too far! Condemn those bastards!

*reads first bit* Meh, I'll vote n.....

*sees last bit* WTF?! *votes for*

[Ardchoille]

*takes 10 points off both your Houses because you didn't form an orderly queue to Condemn*

[The Emmerian Unions]

SECURITY COUNCIL PROPOSAL
Condemn Traidenis

A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.


Category: Condemnation
Nominee: Traidenis
Proposed by: Free Peoples Cheese

Description: THE HONORED NATIONS OF THE WORLD ASSEMBLY,

CONSIDERING that The Kingdom of Traidenis has come to the regions of The Mega Region and Wonderful Paradise (recently invaded) and said hateful things to the natives,

ALSO CONSIDERING that after The Kingdom of Traidenis was banned and ejected from The Mega Region, he kept sending puppets to post hateful messages on the message board (The Kingdom of Traidenisagain and The Federation of Notatraidenisclone),

SHOCKED that even being reported to the higher authority powers known as "mods" did not stop this threat,

NOTICING that after being reported, The Kingdom of Traidenis sent The Kingdom of Traidenisagain to invade Wonderful Paradise, a member of The Mega Region, but failed on account of the FRA,

APPALLED at The Kingdom of Traidenis' behavior,

HEARBY CONDEMNS The Kingdom of Traidenis.

What more needs to be said?

[A mean old man]

SECURITY COUNCIL PROPOSAL
Condemn Traidenis

A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.


Category: Condemnation
Nominee: Traidenis
Proposed by: Free Peoples Cheese

Description: THE HONORED NATIONS OF THE WORLD ASSEMBLY,

CONSIDERING that The Kingdom of Traidenis has come to the regions of The Mega Region and Wonderful Paradise (recently invaded) and said hateful things to the natives,

ALSO CONSIDERING that after The Kingdom of Traidenis was banned and ejected from The Mega Region, he kept sending puppets to post hateful messages on the message board (The Kingdom of Traidenisagain and The Federation of Notatraidenisclone),

SHOCKED that even being reported to the higher authority powers known as "mods" did not stop this threat,

NOTICING that after being reported, The Kingdom of Traidenis sent The Kingdom of Traidenisagain to invade Wonderful Paradise, a member of The Mega Region, but failed on account of the FRA,

APPALLED at The Kingdom of Traidenis' behavior,

HEARBY CONDEMNS The Kingdom of Traidenis.

What more needs to be said?

I think that "The Kingdom of Traidenis" could be said a couple dozen more times, actually.

[The Emmerian Unions]

Condemn Empire of the Daleks

A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.


Category: Condemnation
Nominee: Empire of the Daleks
Proposed by: Post War America

Description: PROPOSE the condemnation of a threat to the goodwill and security of these United Nations. Doing this, through the act of trade embargo. To long has this region been allowed to attack and burn many small nations. To long has this region been allowed to violate every act which has been passed by our glorious WA general council. To long has this region been allowed to commit atrocities on a massive scale.

URGING that we as civilized nations put a stop to the wrongs of the Dalek Empire. I have set this proposition in place with the hopes of aiding peace, civility, and justice to this world. I ask you fellow nations to aid this cause by Condeming the Empire of the Daleks.

What the hell is this?

[A mean old man]

Condemn Empire of the Daleks

A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.


Category: Condemnation
Nominee: Empire of the Daleks
Proposed by: Post War America

Description: PROPOSE the condemnation of a threat to the goodwill and security of these United Nations. Doing this, through the act of trade embargo. To long has this region been allowed to attack and burn many small nations. To long has this region been allowed to violate every act which has been passed by our glorious WA general council. To long has this region been allowed to commit atrocities on a massive scale.

URGING that we as civilized nations put a stop to the wrongs of the Dalek Empire. I have set this proposition in place with the hopes of aiding peace, civility, and justice to this world. I ask you fellow nations to aid this cause by Condeming the Empire of the Daleks.

What the hell is this?

Other than fucking hilarious?

Not much.

[Tzorsland]

Commend Just Guy

Proposed by: Unibotian WA Mission

Description: The World Assembly,

Acknowledging that .. that.. Just Guy, became delegate of 10000 islands.. and it was glorious.. ;

Understanding that as delegate, Just Guy will be tiresomely canvassed with telegrams after telegrams from supplicating lobbyists from Unibot, Unibotian WA Mission, Unibot and other less venerable nations;

Noting that Just Guy will be in serious need of a mass lobotomy if it is not recognized with a swift and just badge to comfort it through these stressful times of diplomatic inanity;

Recognizing that this is not a bribe;

Hereby Commends Just Guy and no one else;

Co-authored with the assistance of Immaculate conception.



Approvals: 1 (The Followers of Lugh)

Seriously, Unibot, you included your own nation twice. That's SILLY. (In fact, it ought to be BRANDING, mentioning your own nation in a C&C proposal you write, in addition to writing the name of your non WA nation twice.)

[Rechnarg]

Actually, that was a pretty damn good joke proposal. Better than some of the usual serious ones anyways.

[Sedgistan]

Repeal "Commend Antarctic Oasis"

A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation

Category: Repeal

Resolution: SC#19

Proposed by: New Severania

Description: WA Security Council Resolution #19: Commend Antarctic Oasis shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: The Security Council,

NOTING that this region uses profanity on a day to day basis. It also imposes the use of cigarettes and other such habits.

UNDERSTANDING that the region in all does have 49 successful resolutions in our very own, WA.

ALSO UNDERSTANDING that the founder: FlagThe Public Enemy No 1 of Omigodtheykilledkenny, is CONDEMNED by the WA, therefore losing almost half it's right to be commended. A commended region should not have a founder that is condemned by the WA.

FURTHER STATING that Antarctic Oasis has lost the great privilege of being commended by the WA.

HEREBY takes away Antarctic Oasis right and privilege to be commended.

Possibly violates Rule 3.iii, by taking away Antarctic Oasis's "right" to be commended - suggesting that no future commendation can be passed.

(Note: I didn't post this in this thread, as Severania's proposal doesn't seem to be connected to Aristicacy, who started that thread.

Repeal "Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny"

A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation

Category: Repeal

Resolution: SC#17

Proposed by: Nakatago Vedo

Description: WA Security Council Resolution #17: Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: Dear Security Coucil,

I am apalled at the injustice done to Omigodtheykilledkenny.

I therfore propose this condemnation be repealed immediatly due to the bias and lies done to this poor nation.

Omigodtheykilledkenny has contributed multiple times to General Assembly proposals, that have been passed for the better. Thus proving that he is not in the deepest depth of the Security Council, but is instead at the top of greatness in the General Assembly.

I ask that you would save this poor nation from the injustice done to him.
Thus this Security Council repeals Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny

Violates Rule 4:

(c) Reads as if you're speaking for you-the-player (eg, "I think", "I feel", "I believe". Try "my nation feels", "my government believes", etc.)

[Turtatalia]

SECURITY COUNCIL PROPOSAL
Repeal "Condemn NAZI EUROPE"

A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation


Category: Repeal


Resolution: SC#3


Proposed by: Germoaustria

Description: WA Security Council Resolution #3: Condemn NAZI EUROPE shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: Recalling Nazi Europe was condemned in July 2009, when the Security Council was still a new body of legislators unsure of the wisest and most responsible way to use its own powers,

Observing that the author of the resolution, FlagThe TEP Magister of TannerFrankLand has since admitted that the introduction of the resolution was in error, and the result of a misunderstanding between Nazi Europe and another region, and not that it was an ignorant move.

Asserting that World Assembly Condemnations should not be used as a weapon in disputes between regions, and rather on the actions that a region or nation takes.

Recognizing the condemnation based on ideology alone endangers inter-regional freedom of speech, as the resolution does not claim that Nazi Europe attempted to spread the Nazi ideology, or even demonstrate that the members of the region are in fact believers in the Nazi ideology. The fact is most members of Nazi Europe are not true Nazis.

Believing that condemnations should never be made on the basis of ideology, and rather on the actions of a region, and that condemning regions or nations based on their ideology is dangerous to freedom of speech, expression, and religion.

Further believing, that condemnations should not be based on real life events.


Hereby,

Repeals Security Council Resolution #3 Condemn Nazi Europe.

Illegal for...well, blatant plagerism...

...from where?

[Sedgistan]

Repeal "Liberate Free Thought"

A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation

Category: Repeal

Resolution: SC#14

Proposed by: IKeem

Description: WA Security Council Resolution #14: Liberate Free Thought shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: I suggest we reconsider this because if you notice the vote for and against are real close. And with thier being more WA members we should reconsider this arguement

Violates Rule 3.ii by not saying "The WA repeals Liberate Free Thought".

[Sedgistan]

Condemn Potato World

A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.

Category: Condemnation

Nominee: Potato World

Proposed by: Wolfflame

Description: Potato World has unfairly condemned Ninja Pirate Awesome Town and helped to submit the proposal to condemn NWO.

FURTHER NOTING that Potato World likes to condemn anyone who gets in that regions way.

Violates Rule 3, no operative clause.

[Unibot]

Commend Unibot
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.


Category: Commendation | Nominee: Unibot | Proposed by: SchutteGod

Description: Recognizing Unibot as a major player in international affairs,

Acknowledging Unibot's status as Founder of The Eastern Islands of Dharma, the members of which contribute regularly to all the drama and excitement of the international hit reality series, World Assembly,

Remaining awestruck at Unibot's WA delegation, which has managed to forge legislative paths the rest of us barely knew existed,

Retaining equal astonishment at the Unibot ambassador's ability to bend time and space, enabling him to walk into alternate dimensions, realities and time-periods as though walking through a doorway,

Being somewhat exhilarated that the ambassador could be in this very room watching us as we speak,

Also, seeking to alleviate much of the self-loathing that apparently permeates the Unibotian national psyche,

The Security Council hereby Commends Unibot.

Approvals: 5 (Charlotte Ryberg, Just Guy, Umbra Ac Silentium, Krioval, Mandrivia)

*hugs*

A commendation for being a dick! It's what I always wanted! How did you know, Kenny?

[Omigodtheykilledkenny]

Heh. I was trying to test submission-timing with that one. Although, "forging paths the rest of us barely knew existed" doesn't make much sense. I mean, how could we know about them, if they had to be "forged" in the first place? Anyway, enjoy.

[Unibot]

Heh. I was trying to test submission-timing with that one. Although, "forging paths the rest of us barely knew existed" doesn't make much sense. I mean, how could we know about them, if they had to be "forged" in the first place? Anyway, enjoy.

It wouldn't be a commendation of me if it had made sense.

[Bears Armed Mission]

Commend NationStates
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.

Category: Commendation
Nominee: NationStates
Proposed by: Braxil

Description: REALIZING that NationStates is Anti-War, Pro-education,health,research, etc.

Knowing that NationStates is a help to the World.

Hereby commends NationStates
Approvals: 31 (-Apollo-, The Child of the Jago, Jimmy Hart, Mikeswill, Arcornia, Ellenburg, Durkadurkiranistan II, SR2 Normandy, Turekstan, Kyraina, Slayers And Witches, Kindjal, Finnish North America, Neo Nibu, Alpha Centerui, The Catholic Humans, Aldonin, Nova Hispannica, Chenango-Greene-York, Nafistan, Independant Warlords, Dagnia, Mixolidian, Atheist Movement, Advancement of Man, Potato World, Kadyr, Marflo, Varazhdin, Father motherland, Kellsash)
Status: Lacking Support (requires 22 more approvals)
Voting Ends: in 8 hours

Are they actually talking about the region ‘NationStates’, or the game?
‘Max Barry Day’, anybody?


(Anyhows, aren’t a LOT of regions “etc”? ^_^ )

[Turtatalia]

Commend NationStates
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.

Category: Commendation
Nominee: NationStates
Proposed by: Braxil

Description: REALIZING that NationStates is Anti-War, Pro-education,health,research, etc.

Knowing that NationStates is a help to the World.

Hereby commends NationStates
Approvals: 31 (-Apollo-, The Child of the Jago, Jimmy Hart, Mikeswill, Arcornia, Ellenburg, Durkadurkiranistan II, SR2 Normandy, Turekstan, Kyraina, Slayers And Witches, Kindjal, Finnish North America, Neo Nibu, Alpha Centerui, The Catholic Humans, Aldonin, Nova Hispannica, Chenango-Greene-York, Nafistan, Independant Warlords, Dagnia, Mixolidian, Atheist Movement, Advancement of Man, Potato World, Kadyr, Marflo, Varazhdin, Father motherland, Kellsash)
Status: Lacking Support (requires 22 more approvals)
Voting Ends: in 8 hours

Are they actually talking about the region ‘NationStates’, or the game?
‘Max Barry Day’, anybody?


(Anyhows, aren’t a LOT of regions “etc”? ^_^ )

I did my homework on that one, and yes, there IS a region named NationStates

[Bears Armed]

I know there is, too, but is that what the author means?

^_^

[Sedgistan]

Commend Trav khar

A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.

Category: Commendation

Nominee: Trav khar

Proposed by: Austin Setzer

Description: REGOGNIZING that Trav Khar has enormous freedom within the region

SEEING that Trav Khar members are many different types of governments that are still able to live together in peace & prosper

SEEING the expensive time & effort put in by Trav Khar’s nation to better Trav Khar & the NS world

PRAISING Trav Khar for the establishment of T.H.I., Trav Kharian Historical Institute, dedicated to the gathering of Regional Histories & NS History

NOTING that without forming T.H.I. many regions Histories would likely go unrecorded & lost

PRAISING Trav Khar for the refounding of one of NationState’s Grandest & Glorious Ancient Regions; Solarius

SEEING that Trav Khar displays an Impressive amount of Unity between Trav Khar and it’s Honor Providences The International Nations & Solarius

ACCEPTING that Trav Khar has made enormous strides in trying to maintain peace throughout the world

HEREBY COMMENDING Trav Khar for the above statements

The "NS" references and "NationState’s Grandest & Glorious Ancient Regions" bit are probably Rule 4.b violation: Refers to the game, or events or actions in it, as a game or part of a game.

[Unibot]

Commend Trav khar

A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.

Category: Commendation

Nominee: Trav khar

Proposed by: Austin Setzer

Description: REGOGNIZING that Trav Khar has enormous freedom within the region

SEEING that Trav Khar members are many different types of governments that are still able to live together in peace & prosper

SEEING the expensive time & effort put in by Trav Khar’s nation to better Trav Khar & the NS world

PRAISING Trav Khar for the establishment of T.H.I., Trav Kharian Historical Institute, dedicated to the gathering of Regional Histories & NS History

NOTING that without forming T.H.I. many regions Histories would likely go unrecorded & lost

PRAISING Trav Khar for the refounding of one of NationState’s Grandest & Glorious Ancient Regions; Solarius

SEEING that Trav Khar displays an Impressive amount of Unity between Trav Khar and it’s Honor Providences The International Nations & Solarius

ACCEPTING that Trav Khar has made enormous strides in trying to maintain peace throughout the world

HEREBY COMMENDING Trav Khar for the above statements

The "NS" references and "NationState’s Grandest & Glorious Ancient Regions" bit are probably Rule 4.b violation: Refers to the game, or events or actions in it, as a game or part of a game.

"NS" might be, as it is an abbreviation for NationStates, otherwise Ard has ruled that "NationStates" is synonymous with "Universe".

[Turtatalia]

I know there is, too, but is that what the author means?

^_^

I'm guessing so

[Sedgistan]

Condemn Jade Driscoll

A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.

Category: Condemnation

Nominee: Jade Driscoll

Proposed by: Romili

Description: Jade Driscoll has done many Horrible things.
Jade Driscoll has:
Ejected and Banned Owen Driscoll
Ejected and Banned Romili
Ejected and Banned Romop
Ejected and Banned Romila
Ejected and Banned Romilia
Ejected and Banned Romilese
Ejected and Banned Nanny Car
Ejected and Banned Jeff the Brilliant
Ejected and Banned Owen the Brilliant

This is only naming a Few of the Ejected and Banned Nations

Violates Rule 3.i - no operative clause.

[Cardoness]

Is it just me, or do all of those names sound the same?

[Cardoness]

Condemn Meldaria
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
Category: Condemnation
Nominee: FlagMeldaria
Proposed by: FlagMeldaria

Description: The Security Council,

RECOGNIZING its mission to promote peace among nations,

OBSERVING the Democracia Marxista of Meldaria's plan to invade The Imperial Union of Greater Tezdrian, and slaughter millions of citizens, for the Innocent and quite harmless act of protecting the security of it's internal structure,

ALSO RECOGNIZING Greater Tezdrian's right to maintain order within it's borders,

FURTHER REALIZING that the Democracia Marxista of Meldaria has no reason whatsoever to perpetrate such a heinous act on Innocent civilians,

SEEKING to prevent millions of lives being lost and affirm it's commitment to Peace,

DOES HEREBY CONDEMN,
The Democracia Marxista of Meldaria

Author: Greater Tezdrian

He submitted his own condemnation.

[Sedgistan]

Is it just me, or do all of those names sound the same?

Yep, they're probably all owned by the same person, which would mean that Romili, Nanny Car and Romop are WA multis (reported them).

The individual behind them is submitting loads of illegal WA resolutions - as well as the above one, he's submitted a couple of GA resolutions, and now this one:

Liberate Jade

A resolution to strike down Delegate-imposed barriers to free entry in a region

Category: Liberation

Nominee (region): Jade

Proposed by: Romili

Description: This Region has a Password and Banned the WA Delegate from doing anything.The Founder banned
every WA Nation from it.

It lacks an operative clause, and the password was founder-imposed.