The 4th Rule Appreciation Society

[Crabulonia]

The saving of the beautiful lady/Unibotian ambassador was complete. Hero threw back the flaps of his trenchcoat - flapping like it was blown by an imaginary wind, slung his supersoaker over his arm, and headed towards the counter.

'Toffee please, Unibotian account.'

Surely, Pascal would not complain at his saviour taking a popcorn for a job well done? The House of Popcorn was left in some form of carnage, the Godmod blaster blew away large chunks of the building. Fortunately, the building would repair itself fairly quickly - presumably - and regular service would begin shortly.

'Do you serve beer here?' asked Hero, 'I do believe I am slightly parched.'

[Black Panther Party]

*is a little freaked out that a panther can talk*

But talking fox people don't bother you any?

Nope. Panthers freak me out though.... *flips over a table and hides behind it*

A six foot, seven inch brother walks into the House of Popcorn. He is wearing a black jacket, black beret and black sunglasses. Everything about him is BLACK. He whips off the sunglasses, points at the ambassador from Picklepoo, and speaks in a loud, booming voice.

Yo whitey!Why yo' cracker ass freaked out by a panther? Look at ya! Tryin' to keep a brother down just cause he want to buy some popcorn. Down with the racist pig power structure! Down with the corporate money rich and the racist jive politicians and they lackeys!

The Panther walks over to the counter and scans the menu.

Lemme have a large ice water an a foot long corndog, please.

Having received his order, the Panther sips the ice water and glares menacingly around the room. Eventually he takes a bite of the corndog, then continues glaring.

[Picklepoo]

*begins to cry* Its just, this panther *motions to another panther hiding in a dark corner* it stalks me!

[The Asylum Manager]

Nope. Panthers freak me out though.... *flips over a table and hides behind it*

"There's nothing to be scared of" says the black panther to Pickiepoo "I'm extremely well-mannered and peace-loving."

The black panther goes and sits with the other one.
"Please don't scare the other customers, brother" he says whilst observing the glaring.

[Sedgistan]

Cedric wandered down to the basement, where he was greeted by the sight of an oiled-up Pascal surrounded by a coil of rope. He looked down at his watch to check the date - was it Friday already?

[Picklepoo]

Nope. Panthers freak me out though.... *flips over a table and hides behind it*

"There's nothing to be ashamed of" says the black panther to Pickiepoo "I'm extremely well-mannered and peace-loving."

The black panther goes and sits with the other one.
"Please don't scare the other customers, brother" he says whilst observing the glaring.

The panther bursts into flames and jumps out a window.

[Unibot]

--Deleted--

[Picklepoo]

*runs into the theater with a flaming panther chasing*

[Murray the Evil Skull]

*runs into the theater with a flaming panther chasing*

From under an empty popcorn tub on the counter, a voice was heard...
"I wish that I could have seen that, mortal...sigh!"

[The Asylum Manager]

The black panther picks up the popcorn tub currently covering Murray the Evil Skull and turns him in the right direction.
Official Announcement: the panther on fire is NOT ME.

[American Capitalist]

*Pulls a Knife on the Panther* Hmm you know I like Panther in the morning.

[Picklepoo]

*Pulls a Knife on the Panther* Hmm you know I like Panther in the morning.

*Panther vanishes in a fiery explosion* Penguins! *takes out a anti-penguin gun and narrows his eyes* Bring it on penguin!

[A mean old man]

OOC: What the hell is going on here?

[Picklepoo]

OOC: What the hell is going on here?

OOC: A flaming panther bursted into flames and exploded while im fighting a penguin (AC is the penguin).

[Metania]

OOC: Sanity had its brains blown out by reality warping combustible cats.

IC:
*A dark cloud formed in the popcorn house as insanity involving a cat and a penguin occurred. It was... a bizarre being which had nothing but red eyes and mouth, a bogeyman of sorts. It stared forth at the absurdity and laughed maniacally.*

"FOOLISH FOOLS! YOUR ABSURD DAMAGING TO REALITY HAS REVEALED I, THE VOID! I HAVE COME HERE TO DESTROY THIS REALM AND--"

*The Void's eyes turned to see the sign for 'popcorn.' Mid-sentence, he lost all track of what he was saying and ran to the concession stand, and began gobbling ungodly amounts of popcorn.*

"OMGNGOGMGOGMG--THIS REALM MAY CONTINUE TO EXIST, BUT ONLY BECAUSE OF--OGMGOMG--POPCORN."

*Now all it needed was Rod Serling speaking about some moral lesson and the Popcorn stand may as well have turned into some anti-reality.*

[The Asylum Manager]

This black panther doesn't like anti-reality so decides to leave the popcorn stand. "See ya" he yells as he exits after having paid his 'tab'.

[Picklepoo]

Suddenly a time paradox opened up and revesed time space so randomly a piano would fall on picklepoo's head.
*wonders where the voice is coming from before getting hit with a piano*

[The Asylum Manager]

OOC: Shouldn't the piano be falling upwards if it's a time paradox?

[Picklepoo]

OOC: Shouldn't the piano be falling upwards if it's a time paradox?

OOC: But then the time paradox waws sucked into a time pardox revesing the time pardox....

[Muhammad The Bear]

The prophet Muhammad walks in, wearing a bear suit. He orders a hot ham and cheese sandwich and a beer from the snack bar, then walks into the dining room where he notices a large karaoke machine sitting on the bandstand. Looking through the available songs, he selects one and then belts out "It's Not Unusual", much to the enjoyment of those present.

[The Asylum Manager]

The black panther, peeking inside to see if it's safe to enter yet, wonders why someone's ordering a sandwich in a house of popcorn. Could that be a result from the time paradox too?

[Muhammad The Bear]

The black panther, peeking inside to see if it's safe to enter yet, wonders why someone's ordering a sandwich in a house of popcorn. Could that be a result from the time paradox too?

The prophet Muhammad, still dressed in his bear suit, wonders where his sandwich and beer are. He must have set them down somewhere. Maybe the panther ate them? He had planned to use them in a discussion on the evils of pork and alcohol.

Nevertheless, he soldiers on with his karaoke performance and launches into Young Americans, much to the delight of all the Bowie fans present.

[Crabulonia]

The black panther, peeking inside to see if it's safe to enter yet, wonders why someone's ordering a sandwich in a house of popcorn. Could that be a result from the time paradox too?

The prophet Muhammad, still dressed in his bear suit, wonders where his sandwich and beer are. He must have set them down somewhere. Maybe the panther ate them? He had planned to use them in a discussion on the evils of pork and alcohol.

Nevertheless, he soldiers on with his karaoke performance and launches into Young Americans, much to the delight of all the Bowie fans present.

A random character, representative of Crabulonia for no reason present than a good cup of popcorn, applauds Muhammed's efforts on the karaoke machine.

[Picklepoo]

*stuggles to get out from under the piano*

[The Asylum Manager]

*stuggles to get out from under the piano*

The black panther suspects Picklepoo is struggling with his spelling. Another effect of the time paradox, the piano or both?