Kalasparata's liberal side (PLEASE READ! PLEASE! :):D)

[Kalasparata]

You have condemned me only because you have seen Kalasparata's hostile and pnishment side. Now please see my liberal side and Kalasparata's freedoms and standerds of life.

1.There are free, clean, safe and hygenic public toilets every 200 meters in the city and every 2 km in the middle of no where among roads, canals (fresh and salt water), personal tram-train canals etc. They get cleaned every 10 minutes and have a security guard and cleaners in them 24/7
2.Pople may use their cars any time and any road with no restrictions
3.There are no minum age drink, smoking or drug laws. There are 5 year olds who drink
4.14 year olds may drive and vote
5.Voting is optional and elections happen every 6 months
6.There are minimum wage laws which are really high
7.There are 3 day weekends when wages double and 12 public holidays where wages are tripled
8.No laws pass unless the majority of people vote for them
9.People not only chose the political party, but make the government with the indipendits
10.Gay marriage is legal
11.The basic standerd of life for a Kalasparatan is higher than the
12.Seat belts are optional and people may ride in the boot of utes
13.Citizens may legaly swear at a police officer or government offical to their face
14.Cities are designed to handel any type of natural disaster
15.There is no such thing as content rating systems
16.Public nudety is legal and optional
17.Cigeretts may be advertised
18.All forms of subliminal advertising are legal
19.Their are no taxes. Politions get all their money from coperations that donate to them or from their full time jobs outside of politics
20.14 year olds may run for president/prime minister providing they know enough about politics
21.There are no forms of uniforms
22.There are no minimum age laws
23.There are some roads with no speed limits
24.School is optional
25.People vote weather they want to have the emporer/empress or not every election. If they vote no, then we are a republic, if yes, then we're an empire. People in the colonies are included
26.Ordinery people may submit their ideas for laws which will be made offical and other people can vote for them!
27.There is a constitution which protects the people from dictators
28.No form of discrimination is allowed!
29. It is legal to build anything you like on your property if YOU own it without the need for council approval if it is 1 meter from the fence and you can't see over it. If it does, however, not meet these 2 conditions, council approval is required. In either case. you need a building inspector which is funded by the government. If you are a land-lord, the same laws apply even if there are tenants who live in it!
30.You are entitled to the same government grants and welfare as every other citizen, no matter how rich/poor you are
31.There are basic OH&S laws
32.Everyone is innocent till proven guilty!

[Orlkjestad]

Unfortunately, this backfires, as most of the things you have stated are a little TOO liberal.

[Vortiaganica]

1.There are free, clean, safe and hygenic public toilets every 200 meters in the city and every 2 km in the middle of no where among roads, canals (fresh and salt water), personal tram-train canals etc. They get cleaned every 10 minutes and ave a security guard and n
2.Pople may use their cars any time and any place with no restrictions
3.There are no minum age drink, smoking or drug laws. There are 5 year olds who drink
4.14 year olds may drive and vote
5.Voting is optional and elections happen every 6 months
6.There are minimum wage laws which are really high
7.There are 3 day weekends when wages double and 12 public holidays where wages are tripled
8.No laws pass unless the majority of people vote for them
9.People not only chose the political party, but make the government with the indipendits
10.Gay marriage is legal
11.The basic standerd of life for a Kalasparatan is higher than the
12.Seat belts are optional and people may ride in the boot of utes
13.Citizens may legaly swear at a police officer or government offical to their face
14.Cities are designed to handel any type of natural disaster
15.There is no such thing as content rating systems
16.Public nudety is legal and optional
17.Cigeretts may be advertised
18.All forms of subliminal advertising are legal
19.Their are no taxes. Politions get all their money from coperations that donate to them or from their full time jobs outside of politics
20.14 year olds may run for president/prime minister providing they know enough about politics
21.There are no forms of uniforms
22.There are no minimum age laws
23.There are some roads with no speed limits
24.School is optional
25.People vote weather they want to have the emporer/empress or not every election. If they vote no, then we are a republic, if yes, then we're an empire. People in the colonies are included
26.Ordinery people may submit their ideas for laws which will be made offical and other people can vote for them!
27.There is a constitution which protects the people from dictators
28.No form of discrimination is allowed!

I've struck out everything that scares the hell out of me.

The two rules that are bold and underlined look like they are missing a word or two.

[Kalasparata]

1.There are free, clean, safe and hygenic public toilets every 200 meters in the city and every 2 km in the middle of no where among roads, canals (fresh and salt water), personal tram-train canals etc. They get cleaned every 10 minutes and ave a security guard and n
2.Pople may use their cars any time and any place with no restrictions
3.There are no minum age drink, smoking or drug laws. There are 5 year olds who drink
4.14 year olds may drive and vote
5.Voting is optional and elections happen every 6 months
6.There are minimum wage laws which are really high
7.There are 3 day weekends when wages double and 12 public holidays where wages are tripled
8.No laws pass unless the majority of people vote for them
9.People not only chose the political party, but make the government with the indipendits
10.Gay marriage is legal
11.The basic standerd of life for a Kalasparatan is higher than the
12.Seat belts are optional and people may ride in the boot of utes
13.Citizens may legaly swear at a police officer or government offical to their face
14.Cities are designed to handel any type of natural disaster
15.There is no such thing as content rating systems
16.Public nudety is legal and optional
17.Cigeretts may be advertised
18.All forms of subliminal advertising are legal
19.Their are no taxes. Politions get all their money from coperations that donate to them or from their full time jobs outside of politics
20.14 year olds may run for president/prime minister providing they know enough about politics
21.There are no forms of uniforms
22.There are no minimum age laws
23.There are some roads with no speed limits
24.School is optional
25.People vote weather they want to have the emporer/empress or not every election. If they vote no, then we are a republic, if yes, then we're an empire. People in the colonies are included
26.Ordinery people may submit their ideas for laws which will be made offical and other people can vote for them!
27.There is a constitution which protects the people from dictators
28.No form of discrimination is allowed!

I've struck out everything that scares the hell out of me.

The two rules that are bold and underlined look like they are missing a word or two.

I edited it!

[Vortiaganica]

Number 11 is still unfinished.

Number 29 is sorta bizarre. So many loopholes to be exploited!

[Ceannairceach]

The Great Celtic Federation of Ceannairceach

From: Grand Chancellor Markus Lindon
To: Kalasp Government
Subject: Liberal Side v. Asshat Side
Encryption: None

While some of these--and I will get to the entire list in a moment--may be fine and dandy, I for one cannot simply throw out the evidence that your nation is a threat to the world and humanity. Your actions, including but not limited to torture and irrational imprisonment for minor crimes, the abuse of your educational system, your threatening and abuse of tourists and nearby travelers, and your unsubstantial claims to using antimatter in quantities that would destroy a large portion of the Earth, cannot be forgotten.

Now, the list.

1. Fine, I suppose. Terribly expensive on the governmental side, though.
2. Even on other peoples property? How quaint. I can't wait to see how this will eventually lead your people to breaking the law, in which case they will be tortured and killed.
3. Oh, another reason to condemn you! It is one thing to allow for adults, who can take responsibility for asshat actions, to smoke or use drugs and whatnot, but to let children do such is horrible.
4. Yes, because obviously fourteen year olds are politically savvy enough to vote conscientiously and smart enough to drive well.
5. Not terrible, though I don't advocate voting much at all.
6. I suppose this is fine as well.
7. Strain on the economy, but fine.
8. Inefficient, but fine.
9. Who do what now in the where?
10. Acceptable.
11. Than the... Average monkey? Glad to know, but that's not high at all.
12. Idiotic. At best.
13. Yes, because protecting and serving is such a horrid thing that swearing is necessary as a right.
14. I'd love to see your cities survive a earthquake-fire. "Build a stone house to survive a fire, but perish in the quake. Build a wood house to survive a quake, but perish in the fire."
15. Idiotic as well. I can't wait for a one year old to get an XXX movie by accident.
16. Odd, but not horrible.
17. Whatever.
18. So if I advertised "Rebel against the government and slaughter all leaders" subliminally, this would be legal? I shall remember that.
19. No taxes? And yet you can afford all the previously mentioned shite? I doubt it.
20. So you'd let a child be a leader of a nation of millions? Hilariously idiotic.
21. No opinion.
22. Idiotic as well.
23. Not terribly stupid, but I'd expect plenty of accidents, which would lead to your infamous, overdone punishments.
24. Stupid, as your children will be.
25. Ineffective, but reasonable.
26. See above.
27. ...Until they break the laws. Then they may be dismembered at the will of the "democratic" government.
28. Very well.
29. Interesting...
30. Welfare, in my opinion, is useless, but reasonable.
31. Also reasonable.
32. But when they are guilty, they are put to death, destroying any chance that the judicial system may have been wrong.

As you can see, even your "liberal side" has faults.

Good day,

Markus A. Lindon

[Lykosia]

I think I'll fainted...I feel dizzy now...
-President Phantom Skye

[Meryuma]

If you have no taxes, how come the worst punishment is for tax evasion? Also, 5 year olds shouldn't drive, and what are "boot of utes"? Also, there ain't no such thing as a free lunch. Other than that, we applaud your twisted attempt at instituting freedom.

[Tanzoria]

Many of these laws are idiotic and some provide more reasons for you to be condemmed. Such as 5 years olds being allowed to drink and 14 year olds being allowed to drive. And while a few of these on here are all well and good,the international community cannot overlook your abuse of tourists,children and animals and your use of antimatter.

[Kalasparata]

If you have no taxes, how come the worst punishment is for tax evasion? Also, 5 year olds shouldn't drive, and what are "boot of utes"? Also, there ain't no such thing as a free lunch. Other than that, we applaud your twisted attempt at instituting freedom.

No one said anything about 5 year olds driving!

[Kalasparata]

32. But when they are guilty, they are put to death, destroying any chance that the judicial system may have been wrong.

Nup! Death penelty is illegal!

[Tanzoria]

32. But when they are guilty, they are put to death, destroying any chance that the judicial system may have been wrong.

Nup! Death penelty is illegal!

Well than they are torured nad sent to Danger Island.

[Kalasparata]

If you have no taxes, how come the worst punishment is for tax evasion? Also, 5 year olds shouldn't drive, and what are "boot of utes"? Also, there ain't no such thing as a free lunch. Other than that, we applaud your twisted attempt at instituting freedom.

We don't have punishments for tax evasion!

[Tanzoria]

If you have no taxes, how come the worst punishment is for tax evasion? Also, 5 year olds shouldn't drive, and what are "boot of utes"? Also, there ain't no such thing as a free lunch. Other than that, we applaud your twisted attempt at instituting freedom.

We don't have punishments for tax evasion!

How come you have said that you do previously?

[Ceannairceach]

32. But when they are guilty, they are put to death, destroying any chance that the judicial system may have been wrong.

Nup! Death penelty is illegal!

But working them to death and torturing them is not, correct?
--Grand Chancellor Markus A. Lindon

[Tanzoria]

28.No form of discrimination is allowed!
Yeah becuase you hate all people equally

[Kalasparata]

We don't have punishments for tax evasion!

How come you have said that you do previously?

Well obsiously don't now, do we?

[Kalasparata]

28.No form of discrimination is allowed!
Yeah becuase you hate all people equally

We don't hate anyone!

[Tanzoria]

28.No form of discrimination is allowed!
Yeah becuase you hate all people equally

We don't hate anyone!

Except tax evaders,dogs,tourists nad other criminals.

[Vortiaganica]

We don't hate anyone!

Except tax evaders,dogs,tourists nad other criminals.

Someone say dog?

*safety off*

Mmm, Kala, if you want to lose the condemn, I'd recommend calling for international support on drawing up a new code of law.

[Tanzoria]

Kalsprata start a new thread about reforms in your country if you want to lose the condemm. Also free all prisoners and arrest the leaders of the current government. Do not include any of these laws because they are too crazy.

[Xarithis]

You have condemned me only because you have seen Kalasparata's hostile and pnishment side. Now please see my liberal side and Kalasparata's freedoms and standerds of life.

1.There are free, clean, safe and hygenic public toilets every 200 meters in the city and every 2 km in the middle of no where among roads, canals (fresh and salt water), personal tram-train canals etc. They get cleaned every 10 minutes and have a security guard and cleaners in them 24/7
2.Pople may use their cars any time and any place with no restrictions
3.There are no minum age drink, smoking or drug laws. There are 5 year olds who drink
4.14 year olds may drive and vote
5.Voting is optional and elections happen every 6 months
6.There are minimum wage laws which are really high
7.There are 3 day weekends when wages double and 12 public holidays where wages are tripled
8.No laws pass unless the majority of people vote for them
9.People not only chose the political party, but make the government with the indipendits
10.Gay marriage is legal
11.The basic standerd of life for a Kalasparatan is higher than the
12.Seat belts are optional and people may ride in the boot of utes
13.Citizens may legaly swear at a police officer or government offical to their face
14.Cities are designed to handel any type of natural disaster
15.There is no such thing as content rating systems
16.Public nudety is legal and optional
17.Cigeretts may be advertised
18.All forms of subliminal advertising are legal
19.Their are no taxes. Politions get all their money from coperations that donate to them or from their full time jobs outside of politics
20.14 year olds may run for president/prime minister providing they know enough about politics
21.There are no forms of uniforms
22.There are no minimum age laws
23.There are some roads with no speed limits
24.School is optional
25.People vote weather they want to have the emporer/empress or not every election. If they vote no, then we are a republic, if yes, then we're an empire. People in the colonies are included
26.Ordinery people may submit their ideas for laws which will be made offical and other people can vote for them!
27.There is a constitution which protects the people from dictators
28.No form of discrimination is allowed!
29. It is legal to build anything you like on your property if YOU own it without the need for council approval if it is 1 meter from the fence and you can't see over it. If it does, however, not meet these 2 conditions, council approval is required. In either case. you need a building inspector which is funded by the government. If you are a land-lord, the same laws apply even if there are tenants who live in it!
30.You are entitled to the same government grants and welfare as every other citizen, no matter how rich/poor you are
31.There are basic OH&S laws
32.Everyone is innocent till proven guilty!

The Empire of Xarithis would like to note that points 2, 3, 4, 7, 12, 17, 18, 19, 20, 22, 23, and 24 make us more than a little uneasy. And nearly every other point is impractical.

Kalasparata is a nation of extremes. You are either killing the citizens, or letting them kill themselves.

[New Hayesalia]

You have condemned me only because you have seen Kalasparata's hostile and pnishment side. Now please see my liberal side and Kalasparata's freedoms and standerds of life. Expensive, too.

1.There are free, clean, safe and hygenic public toilets every 200 meters in the city and every 2 km in the middle of no where among roads, canals (fresh and salt water), personal tram-train canals etc. They get cleaned every 10 minutes and have a security guard and cleaners in them 24/7 Including sex offenders...
2.Pople may use their cars any time and any place with no restrictions Sweet, donuts in the hotel foyer at 4am!
3.There are no minum age drink, smoking or drug laws. There are 5 year olds who drink So very wrong...
4.14 year olds may drive and vote Explains the road fatlities and the lack of legislation about it- optional voting and 14 year olds are not good.
5.Voting is optional and elections happen every 6 months So expensive...
6.There are minimum wage laws which are really high So expensive for companies
7.There are 3 day weekends when wages double and 12 public holidays where wages are tripled Kalasparata... where companies are bankrupted on weekends!
8.No laws pass unless the majority of people vote for them No shit, Sherlock
9.People not only chose the political party, but make the government with the indipendits See above.
10.Gay marriage is legal Yes, very good.
11.The basic standerd of life for a Kalasparatan is higher than the Life of a homeless man? Makes sense, they all are.
12.Seat belts are optional and people may ride in the boot of utes Safety... not available in Kalasparata.
13.Citizens may legaly swear at a police officer or government offical to their face Disrespect is ok. No wait, it isn't.
14.Cities are designed to handel any type of natural disaster Even more expensive.
15.There is no such thing as content rating systems Because parents don't need to be tactful.
16.Public nudety is legal and optional Eh.
17.Cigeretts may be advertised Liberal, Kala. Why did we ever doubt you...
18.All forms of subliminal advertising are legal Yeah, no.
19.Their are no taxes. Politions get all their money from coperations that donate to them or from their full time jobs outside of politics This is how you fund your elections and 24/7 sex offenders? God, you are so broke it makes me angry.
20.14 year olds may run for president/prime minister providing they know enough about politics I'll invade then.
21.There are no forms of uniforms In that case, your military is poor, unorganised, and means your land is ripe for the taking.
22.There are no minimum age laws See above.
23.There are some roads with no speed limits Road fatalities again.
24.School is optional Evidently, your military are too stupid to defend.
25.People vote weather they want to have the emporer/empress or not every election. If they vote no, then we are a republic, if yes, then we're an empire. People in the colonies are included Thus, negating every voting law before this!
26.Ordinery people may submit their ideas for laws which will be made offical and other people can vote for them! And a government organisation is paid with non-existant taxpayer money to do this? Not to mention these lawmakers are uneducated?
27.There is a constitution which protects the people from dictators That won't help you.
28.No form of discrimination is allowed! Or your "liberal" police do what?
29. It is legal to build anything you like on your property if YOU own it without the need for council approval if it is 1 meter from the fence and you can't see over it. If it does, however, not meet these 2 conditions, council approval is required. In either case. you need a building inspector which is funded by the government. If you are a land-lord, the same laws apply even if there are tenants who live in it! Sounds... "Phallic"
30.You are entitled to the same government grants and welfare as every other citizen, no matter how rich/poor you are Yes, because the rich deserve the money these poor people have had sucked from them to pay themselves!
31.There are basic OH&S laws That isn't liberal. That's normal for everyone.
32.Everyone is innocent till proven guilty! No comment.

Seriously, you're a poor, uneducated, unsafe hellhole.

[Kalasparata]

You have condemned me only because you have seen Kalasparata's hostile and pnishment side. Now please see my liberal side and Kalasparata's freedoms and standerds of life. Expensive, too.

1.There are free, clean, safe and hygenic public toilets every 200 meters in the city and every 2 km in the middle of no where among roads, canals (fresh and salt water), personal tram-train canals etc. They get cleaned every 10 minutes and have a security guard and cleaners in them 24/7 Including sex offenders...
2.Pople may use their cars any time and any place with no restrictions Sweet, donuts in the hotel foyer at 4am!
3.There are no minum age drink, smoking or drug laws. There are 5 year olds who drink So very wrong...
4.14 year olds may drive and vote Explains the road fatlities and the lack of legislation about it- optional voting and 14 year olds are not good.
5.Voting is optional and elections happen every 6 months So expensive...
6.There are minimum wage laws which are really high So expensive for companies
7.There are 3 day weekends when wages double and 12 public holidays where wages are tripled Kalasparata... where companies are bankrupted on weekends!
8.No laws pass unless the majority of people vote for them No shit, Sherlock
9.People not only chose the political party, but make the government with the indipendits See above.
10.Gay marriage is legal Yes, very good.
11.The basic standerd of life for a Kalasparatan is higher than the Life of a homeless man? Makes sense, they all are.
12.Seat belts are optional and people may ride in the boot of utes Safety... not available in Kalasparata.
13.Citizens may legaly swear at a police officer or government offical to their face Disrespect is ok. No wait, it isn't.
14.Cities are designed to handel any type of natural disaster Even more expensive.
15.There is no such thing as content rating systems Because parents don't need to be tactful.
16.Public nudety is legal and optional Eh.
17.Cigeretts may be advertised Liberal, Kala. Why did we ever doubt you...
18.All forms of subliminal advertising are legal Yeah, no.
19.Their are no taxes. Politions get all their money from coperations that donate to them or from their full time jobs outside of politics This is how you fund your elections and 24/7 sex offenders? God, you are so broke it makes me angry.
20.14 year olds may run for president/prime minister providing they know enough about politics I'll invade then.
21.There are no forms of uniforms In that case, your military is poor, unorganised, and means your land is ripe for the taking.
22.There are no minimum age laws See above.
23.There are some roads with no speed limits Road fatalities again.
24.School is optional Evidently, your military are too stupid to defend.
25.People vote weather they want to have the emporer/empress or not every election. If they vote no, then we are a republic, if yes, then we're an empire. People in the colonies are included Thus, negating every voting law before this!
26.Ordinery people may submit their ideas for laws which will be made offical and other people can vote for them! And a government organisation is paid with non-existant taxpayer money to do this? Not to mention these lawmakers are uneducated?
27.There is a constitution which protects the people from dictators That won't help you.
28.No form of discrimination is allowed! Or your "liberal" police do what?
29. It is legal to build anything you like on your property if YOU own it without the need for council approval if it is 1 meter from the fence and you can't see over it. If it does, however, not meet these 2 conditions, council approval is required. In either case. you need a building inspector which is funded by the government. If you are a land-lord, the same laws apply even if there are tenants who live in it! Sounds... "Phallic"
30.You are entitled to the same government grants and welfare as every other citizen, no matter how rich/poor you are Yes, because the rich deserve the money these poor people have had sucked from them to pay themselves!
31.There are basic OH&S laws That isn't liberal. That's normal for everyone.
32.Everyone is innocent till proven guilty! No comment.

Seriously, you're a poor, uneducated, unsafe hellhole.

Stop god-modding!

[Soviet Haaregrad]

Seriously, you're a poor, uneducated, unsafe hellhole.

Stop god-modding!

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