Nation Name: The League of the Six Free Peoples
Government Type: We are a liberal capitalist republic, and those who suggest otherwise are a small minority that keeps finding themselves committed to mental asylums or suffering mysterious accidents
Head of State: President Stacey Lester (Libertarian Party, Prepkoku province)
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Katie Adkin
Ambassador's Name: Hajji Mohammed Hermansen
Ambassador's Race: Aryan, and we can produce genealogy records going back five centuries to prove it! For anyone interested in acquiring similar records, please inquire at 1337 Sagan Rd, Geekgard, Nerdreich Province; ask for Bartholomew, for payment bring suitcases full of unmarked large-denomination bills only
Ambassador's Religion: Islam
Ambassador's Family: none
Ambassador's Sexual Orientation: straight
Number of Diplomatic Staff: 8
Number of Security Staff: 10
Number of Service Staff:4
Number of Weapons: 10 assault rifles, 19 pistols, 23 katanas
Number of Vehicles: 3 limousines, 1 helicopter, 10 motorcycles
Does your nation have an Aryan or Arab Muslim majority? Yes, and we can produce documentation to prove both!
Is you nation's head of state Aryan or Arab Muslim? We can produce the same type of documentation to prove her nordic bloodline as we can for ambassador Mohammed Hermansen
What is your government's opinion on fascism? They are legal, and the skinheads even get to live in their own communities in Thugkoku province!
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