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No step on snek

Reeeeeeeeeee
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Oh fug :D DDDDD
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10mm best mm
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Ford should stop posting swords
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Puz is eternal leader of IDT
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Kyiv is not actually a tank but instead is a man trapped inside a tanks body
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Other assorted memes
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Total votes : 53

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Postby Nirvash Type TheEND » Tue May 31, 2016 4:32 am

-Aztlan- wrote:Why is the mag backwards?

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Postby Fordorsia » Tue May 31, 2016 5:55 am

Pro: Swords
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Postby The Gamindustrian Union » Tue May 31, 2016 6:10 am

Asking for opinions here:

Is it plausible to use a katana/wakizashi as a modern-day ceremonial sword?
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Postby Fordorsia » Tue May 31, 2016 6:12 am

The Gamindustrian Union wrote:Asking for opinions here:

Is it plausible to use a katana/wakizashi as a modern-day ceremonial sword?


If they're both a part of your history and you're a Japanese/far east nation, sure.
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San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Postby Rhodesialund » Tue May 31, 2016 6:48 am

Puzikas wrote:

Moral of the story: Dotn get drunk and look at all the rifles from the 70s and 80s.

This would be the GAU-5A rip off of the earliest version of the Ag 5 (Ak-5), before it was modified fully into the Ag 5 I have now.

The full sized brother looks a little odd as well. im working on a way to fix that up a bit.


I like it, however, two major suggestions are needed.

The rear and front sights, in that order, are at an incline. It should be at a slight decline.

I suggest changing out the H&K magazine for something else. :p

A third suggestion, not that important, would be a cheek riser. Something like a small hump that can wrap around the stock.
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Postby Rhodesialund » Tue May 31, 2016 8:10 am

Also, this might make Ford's head explode. :p


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl46Eh_OBhg
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Postby Fordorsia » Tue May 31, 2016 9:10 am

Rhodesialund wrote:Also, this might make Ford's head explode. :p


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl46Eh_OBhg


Hey I never claimed that shovels were worse than rifles. Rifles are shit tier.
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San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Postby Gallan Systems » Tue May 31, 2016 9:12 am



He's right.

Bren was the greatest section weapon of WW2. Image

Stick to swords, Fword.
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Postby EsToVnIa » Tue May 31, 2016 9:16 am

ZB 26****
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Postby Fordorsia » Tue May 31, 2016 9:17 am

The BAR was clearly the best and still is

BAR service rifle y/y
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San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Postby Gallan Systems » Tue May 31, 2016 9:18 am

Estovnia wrote:ZB 26****


>Czechs
>Anything but a Nazi satellite

Fordorsia wrote:The BAR was clearly the best and still is

BAR service rifle y/y


Stick to swords, Fword.
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Postby EsToVnIa » Tue May 31, 2016 9:19 am

czechs just reached the final form of slav evolution: becoming german
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Postby Fordorsia » Tue May 31, 2016 9:20 am

Gallan Systems wrote:
Estovnia wrote:ZB 26****


>Czechs
>Anything but a Nazi satellite

Fordorsia wrote:The BAR was clearly the best and still is

BAR service rifle y/y


Stick to swords, Fword.


No because prem has a bitch fit whenever I sword, and I care about prem so I will no longer sword
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San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Postby Gallan Systems » Tue May 31, 2016 9:22 am

Estovnia wrote:czechs just reached the final form of slav evolution: becoming german


Which is like an insect compared to the OGs of war: France and England.

Final form is a maladapted half-creature incapable of winning any martial contest it sets out to accomplish.

1871-2021 the Reich always losing

Fordorsia wrote:
Gallan Systems wrote:
>Czechs
>Anything but a Nazi satellite



Stick to swords, Fword.


No because prem has a bitch fit whenever I sword, and I care about prem so I will no longer sword


fword is better than...gunword
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Postby Fordorsia » Tue May 31, 2016 9:28 am

So does anyone want to sperg about Lindy's videos? I watched the first one and forgot everything, and I stopped watching the second right after he called everyone who disagreed with him German fanboys.
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San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Postby Sevvania » Tue May 31, 2016 9:29 am

Fordorsia wrote:The BAR was clearly the best and still is

BAR service rifle y/y

Colt Monitor would probably be the way to go.
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Postby Fordorsia » Tue May 31, 2016 9:31 am

Sevvania wrote:
Fordorsia wrote:The BAR was clearly the best and still is

BAR service rifle y/y

Colt Monitor would probably be the way to go.


Hell no that's ugly. The only good thing I'll say about the BAR is it's one of the sexiest guns ever made, so stick with the M1918.
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San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Postby Spreewerke » Tue May 31, 2016 9:43 am

The balkens wrote:Corda cult


This would be fascinating.

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Postby Rhodesialund » Tue May 31, 2016 9:47 am

Sevvania wrote:
Fordorsia wrote:The BAR was clearly the best and still is

BAR service rifle y/y

Colt Monitor would probably be the way to go.


Let's take the One-Way Train to the Bone-Zone. 8)


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Oh what I would give just to take a time machine back to the 1930s and buy as many Colt Monitors as I want. 8)
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Postby Ardavia » Tue May 31, 2016 9:51 am

Image

decided to try and draw a caseless round (7.8x37mm) out of boredom

wondering if I should make the bits below the base of the bullet a bit bigger
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Postby Gallan Systems » Tue May 31, 2016 10:12 am

Fordorsia wrote:So does anyone want to sperg about Lindy's videos? I watched the first one and forgot everything, and I stopped watching the second right after he called everyone who disagreed with him German fanboys.


He's not wrong at all.

Considering you're our resident Wehraboo I'd say he's entirely correct.
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Postby Tule » Tue May 31, 2016 10:17 am



This is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time.

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It's easy to raise your K/D ratio when you are deliberately starving POW's to death.
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Postby Gallan Systems » Tue May 31, 2016 10:21 am

Youtube comments are especially stupid, yes.

The only good one is the top comment: "Why don't they just duct tape a katana to a Spandau? With that as a weapon the war would have been over by Christmas. "

e: Though as dumb as the "kill/death ratio" comment is, it's the closest to correct of all of those regurgitated half-truths. Germany lost for want of steel, as Germany is wont to do. Of course, picking a fight with the economically developed powers in the world (Britain and America) tends to do that, especially when you have much less "reserve" industry to marshal compared to a liberal democracy.

Lindybeige is more or less correct but he fails to articulate the actual reasons because he's backed himself into the corner of comparing "equipment" rather than a more holistic view. I don't doubt he understands the importance of the latter, but since the focus of the video was on dispelling the myth of the Wehraboo by directly comparing equipment, he really rattled a bit of a hornet's nest.

LSWs are better than LMGs for sections is really what it boils down to, and RPK/Bren/IAR/SAW > MG42/MAG. Less weight, comparable firepower, more ammunition. You can bring a MAG or something in the APC if you really want to, which is what actual armies do, but using it instead of a SAW or Bren-type LSW which generally nets you twice as many machine guns (two vs. one) and more machine guns is always better.

The Germans' use of a single MG3 in their Panzergrenadier sections shows the futility of shoehorning a large, heavy CSW into the role of an automatic rifle. Should have done what the Heer Jaegers did, modelling the US Army, and used MG4 in two balanced teams instead. It may eventually happen yet, and then Germany too can embrace the light of post-Vietnam tactics involving more than one machine gun.
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Postby Sevvania » Tue May 31, 2016 10:36 am

Fordorsia wrote:
Sevvania wrote:Colt Monitor would probably be the way to go.


Hell no that's ugly. The only good thing I'll say about the BAR is it's one of the sexiest guns ever made, so stick with the M1918.

M1918 is also heavier, which is less conducive to use as a service rifle.

Colt Monitor is still heavy, but it's less heavy. Also has a compensator and a pistol grip going for it.
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Postby Gallan Systems » Tue May 31, 2016 10:41 am

BAR is a terrible machine gun.

It's an adequate infantry rifle though.
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