Our Most Glorious Nation of The Federation of Farlandya is located in an entire Galaxy, commonly referred to as 'Home', although official records designate it "The Most Glorious Galactic Residential Area of Farlandya ZZ10-99-BigSpace-11XE". As such, it encompasses a huge range of climates, and even more abundantly the lack thereof.
The Capital City is commonly referred to as Bjornhold, however the Government has officially designated it as "Our Most Glorious Nation's Capital". It is actually a vast vehicle on extra-wide tank tracks, and has living space for roughly 250,000 sentient beings of roughly Human-sized average height to co-exist on. Whilst capable of movement (as permitted under Section C-01X of the Farlandyan Intergalactic Handbook for Affairs of Our Most Glorious Nation's Capital), it rarely actually moves anywhere. To do so would require the President to be presented with the sky-blue Permission to Transport Our Most Glorious Nation's Capital form, which would be signed in triplicate and sent to the appropriate office (The Office for the Transport of Our Most Glorious Nation's Capital). This will be reviewed by the General Assembly committee for the Transport of Our Most Glorious Nation's Capital, and, if approved, will be sent to the Imperial Glorious Office of General Orders where it will take up a place in line to be put into practice. It is estimated that this process should take roughly three weeks.
Bjornhold has been recently voted "Number 2" on a list of "Most Bureaucratic Cities in Our Most Glorious Nation of The Federation of Farlandya", only slightly behind the City of London, as noted by Gavin A. J. Smith-Klasstosmartifastet - Head of Our Most Glorious Nation's Legal Affairs and Bureaucracy Center.
Economy
It is a well known fact amongst the higher educated members of society that a single, Galaxy wide economy doesn't actually exist in Our Most Glorious Nation of The Federation of Farlandya, and is instead made up of several strictly-regulated local economies. The largest of these, centered around Bjornhold, is built almost entirely out of the sales of Marbles and Triangular 8th Colour (a sort of Yellowy-Black colour) Bricks, both signs of extreme wealth and good taste in Our Most Glorious Nation of The Federation of Farlandya.
History
~Prof. Graham Slatistentia II, Grand-Arch-High Minister for Our Most Glorious Office of Things That Used To Matter And Now Don't.What History?
Government and Political Structure
Long Name: Our Most Glorious Nation of The Federation of Farlandya
Short Name: Farlandya, The Federation of Farlandya
Government Type: Our Most Glorious Representative Semi Direct Democracy Of The People.
Capital City: Bjornhold
Date Of Founding: [Due to temporary information loss, we are unable to provide you with this information at present. We apologise for any inconvenience]
Political Party in power: Our Most Glorious Party of Glorious Democracy for The Federation of Farlandya
Other Political Parties: [Due to temporary information loss, we are unable to provide you with this information at present. We apologise for any inconvenience]
Our leader: Our Most Glorious President Jenkins Leroy-Mohammad VIIII
Committees, offices and regulatory centers of Our Most Glorious Government of The Federation of Farlandya: There are thousands, with Our Most Glorious Nation's Legal Affairs and Bureaucracy Center, Our Most Glorious Office for the Approval of Hyperspace Transportation Initiation, Our Most Glorious Office of Things That Used To Matter And Now Don't and The Office for the Transport of Our Most Glorious Nation's Capital being just four examples of our many important political institutions. Without them, we could not function.
People and Population
Our main race is Farlandyan, who are Humans with extremely long life courtesy of enhancements. There are innumerable other races within Our Most Glorious Nation of The Federation of Farlandya.
Communications
Communications are delivered solely through usual face to face interaction or through the written word on paper. Letters are delivered by Our Most Glorious National Postal Service by Our Most Glorious Space Couriers. A basic method of communicating with outside groups from many other galaxies is currently being trialled by Our Most Glorious Institute of Government Research and Technology, and is currently referred to as Our Most Glorious Internet.
We thank you for reading Our Most Glorious Factbook of Farlandya, and hope you will learn something useful about how to run a nation properly by reading the information here.
[Our Most Glorious President Jenkins Leroy-Mohammad VIIII adds: If you have any questions, comments, requests or ideas, please feel free to telegram me. Thankyou]