Craziest thing your Country's Leader Has ever done

[Stormwrath]

At a press conference in 2008, a person from the crowd threw a shoe at Emperor Percival. He missed, but the shoe landed just near the podium. Picking it up, the Emperor said, "Don't worry, if you don't like your current footwear, I'll buy you a new pair."

[Novia Soviet Socialist Republic]

He crashed a group of teens house party once and bought everyone a Chinese take away before leaving and getting wasted at the pub down the road.

[Zhouran]

On November 13, 2049, Marshal Xi Weijun announced his plan to bring the Moon to Zhouran on June 14, 2050, which would make this the most auspicious event in the history of humankind.

"Since time immemorial man has longed to walk on the Moon in Zhouran. At last, we will realize that dream."

- Xi Weijun, General Secretary of the People's Party

The Zhouranese People's Army Air Force will deploy three Type 750 dreadnoughts and eight Type 749 battleships, which will return to Zhouran with the Moon in tow. The Moon will be anchored to a resplendent pedestal of a hand.

"We will study the Moon once it is here to learn the effects of moon possession on national glory."

- Song Qiheng, President of the State Presidium

Public response has been uniformed.

"The plan is simply perfect. We have already succeeded."

- Fan Wei, Premier of the Central Council

[Greater-Arabia (Ancient)]

Declaring that if you eat a cat while using a mobile, you're gay.

[Kharatstov]

During a vacation at a camp in [ CLASSIFIED ], a bear infiltrated the camp while he was playing golf. Before guards got to euthanize it, our leader beat it to death with his golf club.

[World Empire]

When A class of children visited the Imperial Palace for educational purposes one of the children said he wanted to become a slave trader, then His Imperial Majesty Emperor Ronald I called a slave to kneel down before him and he gave him a few hard lashes with a whip. Then he gave the whip to the 11-year old kid and told him to whip the slave because that's part of slave trading.

[Union of Socialist Puterrepubliks]

Chairwoman Alkaev is known for her beauty, and also her devout upholding of marxist-leninist principles. As such, a series of highly publicized photographs were once taken of the chairwoman smiling while wielding a hammer and sickle, joyous workers and peasants in the background.

[Soled]

In 2003, just after getting into power, Supreme Chairman Petero Lokorov drank a bottle of Vodka in celebration. He accidentaly broke it with his fist, got vodka and small glass pieces all over his daugther. While on national TV.
Oh joy.

[Arvenia]

King Leonard IV is a total lazyass!

[Rupudska]

Her Majesty Empress Maria was once accosted by a flasher in 1992 while in public in Darmstadt. He ran up to her, exposed himself, and loudly shouted, "See this, you imperial bitch!"

Instead of reacting violently, Her Majesty pulled out a pair of binoculars, looked directly at his crotch through them, and said, "I can just barely make it out!"

[Ragnarum]

He shot up another country's embassy within Ragnarum after he got bored/pissed off about/of their constant criticisms. Yes, that happened; My country's leader did that personally.

He simply walked directly in with a G82A3 Assault rifle and his bodyguards and proceeded to go insane, they then torched the building. Ragnarans thought it was hilarious.
The country in question got very angry and performed a botched attempt to blockade Ragnarum by sea, never the less, it did not work.

[Holy Altmoran Empire]

When he was 19 He almost died when fighting in the great war. He put the Altmoran Royal Family's legitimacy at risk.

When he was 16 he went on a gaming marathon of the WW1 Shooter "Verdun" He consumed almost inhuman amounts of Mountain dew and screams of frustration and foul language could be heard all around Amiran Citadel (Altmoran Royal residence) he was banned at the 12th hour for verbally abusing other players and threatening to invade their country of origin. After the end of his marathon he violently regurgitated the contents of his stomach due to the amount of Mountain Dew he consumed. For the next few weeks he had a habit of calling people "Scrublords" and having difficulty telling reality apart from his game.

[New Nationale Einheit]

Former Chancellor Daniel Bruski (who resigned under international pressure) created the now powerful Strategic Defense Agency to spy on citizens and international leaders, even people who served in his government. He suspected people of sedition, treason and espionage and used the agency (which he created without Senate consent) to tell Nationale Einheitans what he wanted them to know. The agency is still operational today and is the nation's top intelligence, military, research, national security and special security operations division.

[New Chelel]

In M.A. 1098, the Empress sent a "gift" to a local warlord consisting of a golem pilot with an outdated, barely functional heavy war golem, a dozen half-starved slaves, and two poorly trained and poorly equipped nobles of questionable loyalty, with orders to smash the gates and pillage the warlord's capitol, and then ordered her spies to make sure that all members of the squad died in the attack. This incident eventually led to the Third Moonless War.

[Aelstan]

Siabhar ap Gruffyd of the house Dafydding, 8th Grand Prince of All Aelstan, was known as quite an odd figure, often thought to have been psychotic. he ruled from 1203-1207.

He ascended to the throne at the age of 26, and only ruled for four years. As a child, he seemed to be possessed by demons, the visiting English Monk Codric wrote, around when Siabhar was 10:

"the prynce wath possethd by ancient deymons, he runnyth through castle and yelleth profanytys. He doth knockyth the chambyre pott over, and it runneth, for the syght of his tyrds sendeth him into an unholy rage"

He was also known to have been a homosexual. At the age of 18. Conwyd, a scholar wrote

"Siabhar taketh maney a young sqyre unto his chambyre, and doth taketh from the sqyre till he and thost sqyre art pleasuryd"

Known to have had many male lovers, he was known also to have many female lovers. Once, a male stable hand was found killed, choked, in Siabhar's chamber, a year before ascending the throne. As a married man, Siabhar would often dress up in the clothing of his wife, and frolic about in the brothels of the town. In spite of his sexual deviancy, his wife bore several children.

Siabhar, towards the end of his reign, grew even more insane. He ordered that that Bleddyn ap Hakon Hackonning, the Earl of Trefmair, be drowned in a hogshead of ale, just before the execution, Siabhar pardoned him and decided the voices in his head wanted Bleddyn's wife and children.

At another time, Siabhar was displeased with the quality of a feast served to him, so he stood on the table and defecated onto the roasted meat and said "It already tastes alike to turd, so why not relieve myself there". Siabhar notably also ordered that the food not go to waste, and be handed out to the poor.

In 1207, Siabhar declared that he was the second coming of the lord Jesus Christ, and he ordered that the altars in the churches be stripped, and instead clothed dried rushes. He also picked his lovers, and a sheep, as his disciples. The religious authorities had enough, and along with nobles who were sick of it all, they murdered Siabhar as he rode to the cathedral to recieve adoration on all hallows. Bleddyn, the Earl of Trefmair, climbed into his carriage and stabbed him twice in the side, twice in the loins, before yelling: "dylech fod wedi lladd fi, wallgofddyn, ond rydych ladd fy perthynas agosaf yn lle hynny, felly nawr bydd rhaid i chi wynebu'r guro y maent yn ei roi i chi mewn tragwyddoldeb"

This Translates to: you should have killed me, madman, but you killed my kin instead, so now you will have to face the beating they give you in eternity"

[Akhanda Bharata]

The Craziest thing The Leader of Bharat, Sureshni Pillai, Prime Minster, has ever done, was when she launched Great Nuclear Coup of 2009: she launch countrys nuclear weapons at capital of Bharat New Delhi, resulting in deconstruction of old goverment and putting in place of new Jai Bharat Party goverment led by PM. Some say it was stupid to nuke New Delhi, for we had to move capital to Mumbai, but later we rebuild New Delhi, now all is okay.

[Southern Hampshire]

Southern Hampshire has a group of 12 leaders called the Federal Council which are elected every 2 years and 6 months.

Arguably, the most crazy thing a FC group has done is the 22nd council of 2009, where on a foreign diplomatic mission in Northern Niqmastan they attempted to integrate to local culture by doing the Conga with an apple basket on their heads. The President of Northern Niqmastan called their actions disrespectful and excommunicated them from Oceania for 15 years.

[Lolloh]

The following are excerpts from Chancellor Shifting Intents memoirs, Flying to Office:

"Which is worse: 11 foals, or 11 foals to 11 stallions?"

"Of course, I had to marry them all, so where better to do it than in my former brothel? The manager was more than willing to oblige, though the Executive Guard had to get in at the end there to stop it from becoming an ALL-OUT orgy! Hilarious!"

"I don't know what was so exciting about that party; it could've been the fact that it was inside a dragon's belly, but then again, who can tell?"

"I must confess, my favorite hobby is dressing up as a prostitute and having a fun night in the city center! It's absolutely hilarious when I hand them my card, they simply refuse to believe that the changeling they just made love with is the Chancellor! I've even gotten them archived in a little scrapbook of mine!"

"Any sapient who cannot drink a liter of vodka and stand afterwards is not a sapient at all. That's why I was proud to announce my new plans for a naturalization plan involving this! Of course, my opponents decried that it would reduce our vodka reserves, so I ordered the Weather Patrol to make it rain vodka for a whole week while Parliament was in session! I have not seen my citizens happier before, or after!"

[Imperium Draconis]

Tried to dye his wings (due to a strange genetic mutation God Emperor Thadeus 2nd has wings) red when he was 12

[Montesardo-East Adanzi]

While such reports aren't confirmed, it is presumed that Prime Minister Alexandrite has personally assassinated a corrupt Montesardi diplomat in Fillicia. However, a confirmed report has indicated that the PM was personally responsible for a magical explosion in an arcane school when she was a young filly.

[Dinake]

For our emperor, the commander of the army keeps him (literally)locked, if not bricked, up in the palace, so no one is totally certain. Some former servants and household guards whisper of a violent man, frustrated by his lot in the world(or driven insane by the army), who would occasionally wake up at odd times and try to kill a servant.

For the commander of the army(our de facto ruler any way), that list is... extensive. He eats pork fattened on human meat. He once went to a golf course(selected completely at random) and started taking potshots at the golfers with a rocket launcher. The ones who ran away were executed for it; the ones who stayed were blasted into a thousand pieces on the spot. He once suggested that the crown prince had an identical twin(no, not a look-alike; an actual identical twin. It's well known, even among the people in the street, that the emperor and empress could only manage to get over their disgust for each other enough to have one boy and one girl, who look completely different.). He claimed to be a god, and once declared war on an uninhabited island. He tried to feed dissidents to a whale(it turned up its nose at them). He routinely attempts to embarrass foreign diplomats with juvenile pranks like whoopee cushions. He told his people that if they were loyal enough, they would no longer need to defecate. The next day, he hid in a public toilet personally shooting anyone who walked in. A soothsayer once told him black people were animals, so he started kidnapping them off the street from other countries and putting them in zoos.

[Reijekstan]

Our Last Emperor, Emperor Alexander IX, was a total failure.

Politically: He publicly declared that Emperor Nicholas XVI was "misunderstood" and "actually a pretty cool guy." Nicholas was responsible for the death of millions, and plunged the nation into an economic disaster that took a little over 100 years to fix. Alexander also dissolved parliament and became the absolute monarch. Only one Emperor (good ol' Nicky) had ever done that before.

Economically: Decided one day to issue all currency in denominations of 27 for no reason at all. This plunged the economy into a huge depression. Only the One Hundred Year Depression (caused by Nick) was worse.

Internationally: The Empire of Reijekstan was removed from the Reijek Free Trade Zone after he spit at a Jewish president and tried to solicit sex from a female prime minister.

Militarily: Sacked the Senior Military Advisor and replaced him with his son. He then started the Six Day War with Maxtopia which ended with a major defeat for Reijekstan.

Socially: "The Restaurant Incident." Alexander once visited a restaurant and got very drunk. He wandered into the kitchen, and began to "play with himself." He was kicked out of the restaurant and was later found sprawled out on the sidewalk, passed out and with his pants at his ankles. No matter how hard the government tried, this press would not shut up about the incident.

All of these events eventually lead to the Socialist Revolution, which overthrew Emperor Alexander on the 25 May 2014.

[New Yngen]

Danced naked, and hugged local and foreign diplomats while shouting "I love you! LOVING IT SO HARD! CHEESE"

The reason he was doing this was eventually revealed to be because he was blackmailed. In 2005, the culprit (who was actually his former best-friend) was arrested. Our current leader then was just another government employee.

[Nord Deutschland]

Henry Madison, one of the founders of the nation, was once a well-known alcoholic. When the Syndicate faced persecution in Nazi Germany, a groups that Madison helped lead, while various of his own followers were arrested and sent to concentration camps or just killed, Madison was drinking more than ever before.

Anyways, in Samuel Harvey's autobiography, he records various tales of Madison's exploits at the time period. One time when he was drunk, it is said that he was confronted by a Nazi soldier who wanted to ask him questions, and proceeded to threaten to take one of his top henchmen away as a POW for questioning. Madison said to the Nazi to take him anyways, that he doesn't give a crap anyhow, and the Nazi, not liking Madison's rude firmness, tried to take the liquor. Only after an empty beer bottle was touched, did Madison take out a pistol and shoot the Nazi various times, missing most of the shots from feet away. The Nazi didn't even die immediately, but spent about a hour bleeding out. When neighbors called to complain about gunfire, it was said that Madison was passed out on the chair and the Nazi's body dragged away and never found, while the blood was covered by a carpet and tons of beer bottles. Madison is also recorded to have sung a song commemorating Mussolini as "Hitler's b*tch boy" and Hitler as "Stalin's mother" in a drunken song after a Syndicate meeting, his singing causing widespread laughter in the halls. While on one of the ships heading out of Europe and up North, Madison was said to have openly supported the ship's flag (which became the national flag) to be a giant beer bottle with a sailboat under it, going as far as to try drawing it out, only to end up with a very poorly drawn picture of one of Otto's original copies that would ultimately become the national flag.

Sadly, however, although Madison's many exploits, as described in Harvey's autobiography, are funny, it was never known if many of them occurred. Harvey never references himself to having been at any of the events except for the Syndicate meeting. Madison and Harvey were, however, also known to have been political rivals for the title of Kaiser/Fuhrer (what the title for the leader should be was still debated), so everything Harvey says can easily be rubbish. However, the "Exploits of Madison" are so comedic and popular among children and adults alike that hardly anyone bothers to question Harvey's interpretation of Henry Madison.

[Aveleon]

Aveleon took heavily apart in Imperialism and oppressed native peoples and cultures.