Emperor Maximilian XXI declares himself a God (CLOSED)

by **Upper America** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:15 pm

Krontzaika wrote:
Upper America wrote:If they don't belong in your gene pool, then don't have babies with them. Go in the corner before I bring some old-fashioned freedom to you. Preferably weaponized freedom.

Before you would do said thing, I would suggest resolving your Mexican Immigrant problems first.

It's not a problem. We own Mexico! Take that!

by **Krontzaika** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:35 pm

Upper America wrote:
Krontzaika wrote:
Before you would do said thing, I would suggest resolving your Mexican Immigrant problems first.

It's not a problem. We own Mexico! Take that!

And to mention, my fellow, you should also resolve your horrible FOX News Anchors. Bill O' Riley is the reason why American news is censored in Krontzaika!

by **Upper America** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:37 pm

Krontzaika wrote:
Upper America wrote:It's not a problem. We own Mexico! Take that!

And to mention, my fellow, you should also resolve your horrible FOX News Anchors. Bill O' Riley is the reason why American news is censored in Krontzaika!

Meh. Freedom of speech. He can say what he wants, we just don't have to listen to him.

by **Krontzaika** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:52 pm

Upper America wrote:
Krontzaika wrote:
And to mention, my fellow, you should also resolve your horrible FOX News Anchors. Bill O' Riley is the reason why American news is censored in Krontzaika!

Meh. Freedom of speech. He can say what he wants, we just don't have to listen to him.

Lets list another problem.. Hmm.. America is becoming Ironic for being all up China's ass economically!

by **Upper America** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:53 pm

Krontzaika wrote:
Upper America wrote:Meh. Freedom of speech. He can say what he wants, we just don't have to listen to him.

Lets list another problem.. Hmm.. America is becoming Ironic for being all up China's ass economically!

Have you seen how big we are? We're planning on ditching China's sorry butt. We've already begun to make our own oil, too.

by **Krontzaika** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:56 pm

Upper America wrote:
Krontzaika wrote:
Lets list another problem.. Hmm.. America is becoming Ironic for being all up China's ass economically!

Have you seen how big we are? We're planning on ditching China's sorry butt. We've already begun to make our own oil, too.

Yeah, a good break to stop fighting aside camel fuckers in the desert, only to get extra oil. Hey, want to trade?

by **The Flood** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:04 pm

The Holy Roman Emperor, His Imperial Majesty, Maximilian the Third of his Name, would like to announce a bounty he has placed on the head of the babykilling Empress Louise VII. Whoever bringers the Emperor her head shall be made a King, with wealth and power beyond their wildest dreams.

God save the Emperor!

by **Upper America** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:09 pm

The Flood wrote:The Holy Roman Emperor, His Imperial Majesty, Maximilian the Third of his Name, would like to announce a bounty he has placed on the head of the babykilling Empress Louise VII. Whoever bringers the Emperor her head shall be made a King, with wealth and power beyond their wildest dreams.

God save the Emperor!

You just earlier said you wanted to invade. I don't think they are the baby killers.

Krontzaika wrote:
Upper America wrote:Have you seen how big we are? We're planning on ditching China's sorry butt. We've already begun to make our own oil, too.

Yeah, a good break to stop fighting aside camel fuckers in the desert, only to get extra oil. Hey, want to trade?

Trade what? Oil?

by **Krontzaika** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:11 pm

Upper America wrote:
The Flood wrote:The Holy Roman Emperor, His Imperial Majesty, Maximilian the Third of his Name, would like to announce a bounty he has placed on the head of the babykilling Empress Louise VII. Whoever bringers the Emperor her head shall be made a King, with wealth and power beyond their wildest dreams.

God save the Emperor!

You just earlier said you wanted to invade. I don't think they are the baby killers.

Krontzaika wrote:
Yeah, a good break to stop fighting aside camel fuckers in the desert, only to get extra oil. Hey, want to trade?

Trade what? Oil?

Yes. You will trade us your oil and in return, we will trade lubricant flavorful oil to you.

by **Maldovania** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:42 pm

Krontzaika wrote:Above the skies of the Maldovian Capital

-Massively loud speaker system plays Ride of the Valkyries, in which it crescendo's as the massive bomber formation comes closer-
The 10th Bomber Wing, consisting of over 50 Modernized Tu-95's and 12 Su-35's, flies over the Maldovian Capital. On the order to drop all bombs, in which, each Tu-95 bomber holds 11 tons worth of HE bombs, all the doors open.
"EAT LEAD YOU GOD-WANNABE MOTHERFUCKER!" One of the Bombadiers of the Wing screams.

On the Climax of Ride of the Valkyries, all the bombers drop all their bombs onto the Maldovian capital, and as they practiced back in siberia, they are expected to completely scorch, burn, and obliterate an area of 10x10 miels.

And Maldovania hits Krontzakia with a gama-ray and whipes the nation and all the people in it from the face of existents.

by **Maldovania** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:44 pm

The Flood wrote:The Holy Roman Emperor, His Imperial Majesty, Maximilian the Third of his Name, would like to announce a bounty he has placed on the head of the babykilling Empress Louise VII. Whoever bringers the Emperor her head shall be made a King, with wealth and power beyond their wildest dreams.

God save the Emperor!

You are in the future

in your nations time Empress Louise VII has been dead for centuries.

Our nation are not in the same time.

by **Maldovania** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:50 pm

I declare Krontzaika a colony of Maldovania

Emperor Maximilian XXI declares himself a God (CLOSED)

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