Emperor Maximilian XXI declares himself a God (CLOSED)

by **Upper America** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:47 am

Maldovania wrote:
Upper America wrote:

Sure, because trying to kill your own kids because they didn't worship you like some nutty stalker is certainly making you a benevolent god. At least Jesus died for a good reason.

Olwe wrote:

Then he isn't very benevolent, now is he?

by **Dainer** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:51 am

"And I declare myself Napoleon." - random Daineri

by **Darspazistan** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:52 am

wat
- Emperor Anders I of Darspazistan

by **Maldovania** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:59 am

God-Emperor Maximilian XXI has just given the order to the military to go out to the world and force the world to accept him as a God and kill all that refuses. But the military have refused to follow this order which has resulted in God-Emperor Maximilian XXI ordered all the soldiers of Maldovania to commit suicide. The Second in command of the Imperial Army has ordered the 200.000 soldiers to let the 75.000 Soldiers who are on the way to free the Grand Duke and Grand Duchess to pass and take Tsaritsyn with no faith.

This has made God-Emperor Maximilian XXI furious which resulted in him going to the dungeon were his daughter Grand Duchess Louise is and killed her children in front of her. He also gave the order to his Personal guards to go out in Tsaritsyn and kill them all. But this order was picked up by one of the servants to the God-Emperor. And he sent the massage to the General outside the city. After the news that The God-Emperor Maximilian XXI had ordered to kill all civilians in Tsaritsyn. And the General knew that the Personal guards of the emperor would do as he said. This resulted in 200.000 soldiers entered the city of Tsaritsyn to stop the God-Emperors personal guards. And save the civilians of Tsaritsyn. 15.000 of the God-Emperors personal Guards was executed by the Maldovanian Imperial Army. Not a single civilian was killed.

A bit later the 75.000 soldiers that came to free the Grand Duke and Grand Duchess entered the city of Tsaritsyn. And was shocked to see body of the Emperors personal guards lying dead in the streets. And the 200.000 soldiers that was suppose to be between them and the city was no were to bee seen. The General Thomas Vøller gave the order that the soliders should go and seek after the Grand Duke and Grand Duchess. And he would take 1200 soldiers to storm the Imperial Palace and arrested the Emperor Maximilian XXI and not to kill him.

by **The High Tatras** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 11:04 am

The High Tatras offers permanent asylum to any and all citizens of Maldovania who wish to flee their country to avoid being forced to worship their cartoonishly evil and laughably inept egomaniac excuse for an Emperor. In addition we will send military advisers to train the military forces of Maldovania for their coup d'état, on the condition that they will agree to set up a republic with universal suffrage.

by **Auzkhia** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 11:08 am

The Holy Roman Empire supports the Grand Duke and may he win, be a better sovereign and end the civil war.
We are still discussing whether to give support the soldiers against Maximilian XXI.

by **Maldovania** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 11:10 am

The High Tatras wrote:The High Tatras offers permanent asylum to any and all citizens of Maldovania who wish to flee their country to avoid being forced to worship their cartoonishly evil and laughably inept egomaniac excuse for an Emperor. In addition we will send military advisers to train the military forces of Maldovania for their coup d'état, on the condition that they will agree to set up a republic with universal suffrage.

There are no need for Military advisers. And turning Maldovania into a republic is out of the question.

by **Maldovania** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 11:21 am

News has come that the God-Emperor Maximilian XXI is not in the Imperial palace he has escaped using the secret tunnels under the palace. But both the Grand Duke and Grand Duchess have been freed.

There are still many soldiers that supports the God-Emperor. Even if they are not willing to invade other countries. They will fight to make sure that the God-Emperor will stay on the throne.

The Grand Duke Philippe has given the order to his soldiers to try and find his father and arrest him before he links up with the soldiers that supports him.

The God-Emperor Maximilian XXI has send a telegram before he fled the palace to Admiral of the navy to start to bomb coastal cities. As he knows that the Grand Duke Philippe has no supporters in the Navy.

After the news of the bombing of coastal cities Grand Duke Philippe gave the order to his supports in the air force to bomb all navy ships and destroy all navy yards.

by **Upper America** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 11:25 am

Take out the anti-aircraft guns and nuclear submarines, we've got a nutjob on the loose!

I also find it odd that he tried to force his soldiers to invade the world, and when they refused, told them to kill themselves. They probably did, anything to get away from a man who belongs in a maximum-security mental hospital in solitary confinement.

by **Maldovania** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 11:41 am

The Imperial Air force has destroyed 175 out of the 209 Squadrons of the Imperial Navy.
And several navy yards have also been destroyed.

The Anti-aircraft guns have been destroyed the nuclear arsenal are under the control of the Land Forces that supports Grand Duke Philippe.

But God-Emperor Maximilian XXI has arrived at the location of his secret army of 500.000 extremely loyal soldiers.

by **Maldovania** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 11:52 am

A telegram from God-Emperor Maximilian XXI to Grand Duke Philippe

Traitor: I will burn down the capital with you inn it my army is coming a suggest that you and your puny soldiers run.
Because when i come you will wish that you were never born. I have given the orders to my soldiers 500.000 of them to kill every living thing inside Tsaritsyn.
You were once my Son and tell your sister that she will be punished to. I will show no mercy to you or anybody that is on your side.

All the best. Your father God.

This is the reply from Grand Duke Philippe

I`m waiting for you.

Grand Duke Philippe gave the order that all soldiers that was on his side to come to Tsaritsyn as fast as they could. Because he knew that the 75.000 soldiers he has in Tsaritsyn would not be able to stop 500.000 soldiers that his father had. As of know 500,000 soldiers who supports the God-Emperor are marching on Tsaritsyn from the south.

At the same time an army of 350.000 who supports the Grand Duke Philippe are marching on Tsaritsyn from the North. Grand Duke Philippe has also ordered all civilians to leave Tsaritsyn and seek refuge to the west of the city. This means that 7,5 million civilians must get out of the city before the armies arrives.

As the Grand Duke Philippe looked out the Window on the moon he turned to his sister and said. " The darkest day will soon come"

by **Upper America** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 12:05 pm

Maldovania wrote:The Imperial Air force has destroyed 175 out of the 209 Squadrons of the Imperial Navy.
And several navy yards have also been destroyed.

The Anti-aircraft guns have been destroyed the nuclear arsenal are under the control of the Land Forces that supports Grand Duke Philippe.

But God-Emperor Maximilian XXI has arrived at the location of his secret army of 500.000 extremely loyal soldiers.

You sound like you're attacking me. When I said "take out the anti-aircraft guns and nuclear submarines", I was referring to my own defenses, because you went around destroying costal cities and it sounded like you were just invading people. I'd crush you and your crazy cult in an instant.

by **Maldovania** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 12:10 pm

The Army of God-Emperor Maximilian XXI is expected to arrive at Tsaritsyn 2 day before the Army that supports Grand Duke Philippe.

Grand Duke Philippe has decided to do a tactical Withdrawal and to the North to meet up with the 350,000 soldiers. He and his sister leaves with the 75.000 soldiers and than go at Tsaritsyn with full force.

The parts of the Air force that supports the God-Emperor has destroyed the anti aircraft guns around the city of Tsaritsyn and are also bombing bridges around the city.

On the way to Tsaritsyn the Military on the side of God-Emperor Maximilian are burning down everything and taking as much food they can take with them. And the food that they can not take with them they burn. and killing pretty much everyone.

by **Maldovania** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 12:13 pm

Upper America wrote:
Maldovania wrote:The Imperial Air force has destroyed 175 out of the 209 Squadrons of the Imperial Navy.
And several navy yards have also been destroyed.

The Anti-aircraft guns have been destroyed the nuclear arsenal are under the control of the Land Forces that supports Grand Duke Philippe.

But God-Emperor Maximilian XXI has arrived at the location of his secret army of 500.000 extremely loyal soldiers.

You sound like you're attacking me. When I said "take out the anti-aircraft guns and nuclear submarines", I was referring to my own defenses, because you went around destroying costal cities and it sounded like you were just invading people. I'd crush you and your crazy cult in an instant.

Oh i misunderstood you than. I was not attacking you .

It is cute that you think you would crush me

by **Upper America** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 12:16 pm

Maldovania wrote:
Upper America wrote:You sound like you're attacking me. When I said "take out the anti-aircraft guns and nuclear submarines", I was referring to my own defenses, because you went around destroying costal cities and it sounded like you were just invading people. I'd crush you and your crazy cult in an instant.

Oh i misunderstood you than. I was not attacking you .

It is cute that you think you would crush me

You're talking to a country which occupies a whole continent. You're one little country. Who do you think will win, a crazy king who thinks he created everything, or a technologically-advanced nation with millions of people and soldiers?

by **Alcase** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 12:19 pm

"Lol"
-President Angela Smith's text reply after hearing from her Minister of Foreign Relations

by **Maldovania** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 12:26 pm

Upper America wrote:
Maldovania wrote:
Oh i misunderstood you than. I was not attacking you .

It is cute that you think you would crush me

You're talking to a country which occupies a whole continent. You're one little country. Who do you think will win, a crazy king who thinks he created everything, or a technologically-advanced nation with millions of people and soldiers?

Maldovania may be one country but it is the same size as Africa,Europe,India and Russia combined. And it has the most advance technology there is.

by **Victorious Decepticons** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 12:34 pm

We are dismayed that Emperor Maximilian XXI has been struck by this delusion, because it means that he thinks he can compete with the One True God Above All - and therefore, we must throw him into a biological rendering facility and raid his nation to the bare sand in the name of the Divine!

~ Betacrusher
~ High Priest of the Cult of Megatron

Disclaimer added by the Cultural Liaison's Office: The above statement is not endorsed by the Government of Victorious Decepticons. However, the Cult is not forbidden from trying to make good on its statements, either.

by **Maldovania** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 12:45 pm

As Grand Duke Philippe and his army has left the capital. The air force of God-Emperor Maximilian has started to bomb fleeing civilians.

But at the same time Grand Duke Philippe has given the order that the parts of the Air-Force that supports him shall drop bombs with cyanide gas over the 500,000 soldiers that supports his father Emperor Maximilian.

But unknowingly to both the Grand Duke and God-Emperor in the south an army of 1,5 million as just landed. These 1,5 million soldiers are not supporters of the Grand Duke or Emperor. They support the Council of Twelve the secret society that for a short while ruled Maldovania until they were overthrown by God-Emperor Maximilian XXI. Now they see their chance to take back the power they only had for a few weeks.

And now fighting are taking place all over Maldovania.

The Maldovanian Civil war has broken out again after a 4 months break.

by **Upper America** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:18 pm

Maldovania wrote:
Upper America wrote:You're talking to a country which occupies a whole continent. You're one little country. Who do you think will win, a crazy king who thinks he created everything, or a technologically-advanced nation with millions of people and soldiers?

Maldovania may be one country but it is the same size as Africa,Europe,India and Russia combined. And it has the most advance technology there is.

Then why are your citizens called Germans? I didn't know Germany was that big!

by **Maldovania** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:26 pm

Upper America wrote:
Maldovania wrote:
Maldovania may be one country but it is the same size as Africa,Europe,India and Russia combined. And it has the most advance technology there is.

Then why are your citizens called Germans? I didn't know Germany was that big!

Maldovania is not Germany

Anyway i changed it to Maldovanians as it makes more sense to call citizens from Maldovania for Maldovanians.

by **Pimps Inc** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:34 pm

Still laughing quite a lot from his last comment President Ryan has executed the following order.

"If...If....HAHAHAHA.....If they try to invade or do any thing at all of that sort...ahahahah....just...just bomb them"

*He continues laughing even as the clock strikes midday in Pimps Inc*

by **Upper America** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:41 pm

Maldovania wrote:
Upper America wrote:Then why are your citizens called Germans? I didn't know Germany was that big!

Maldovania is not Germany

Anyway i changed it to Maldovanians as it makes more sense to call citizens from Maldovania for Maldovanians.

I still don't understand how such a large country was able to bomb all it's costal cities and naval bases all at the same time.

by **Pimps Inc** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:45 pm

Upper America wrote:
Maldovania wrote:
Maldovania is not Germany

Anyway i changed it to Maldovanians as it makes more sense to call citizens from Maldovania for Maldovanians.

I still don't understand how such a large country was able to bomb all it's costal cities and naval bases all at the same time.

by **Soviet Syrian Arab Republic** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 2:04 pm

{insert Shahada}

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