Military Ground Vehicles of Your Nation [NO MECHS] Tranche 7

[Oaledonia]

All hail T-90 :3

(Image)

That isn't an MBT-70 mecha musume!

http://e-shuushuu.net/images/2008-05-27-102644.jpeg

Just hit enter on the url 4 magic :3

[Gallia-]

yes i like that one it's cute

[Imperializt Russia]

That isn't an MBT-70 mecha musume!

http://e-shuushuu.net/images/2008-05-27-102644.jpeg

Just hit enter on the url 4 magic :3

Oale-chan.

What have you done to my precious internet.

[Vancon]

That isn't an MBT-70 mecha musume!

http://e-shuushuu.net/images/2008-05-27-102644.jpeg

Just hit enter on the url 4 magic :3

I've come to the conclusion that Oale is the most dangerous on Nationstates.

[Korva]

http://e-shuushuu.net/images/2008-05-27-102644.jpeg

Just hit enter on the url 4 magic :3

I've come to the conclusion that Oale is the best on Nationstates.

[The Kievan People]

How can a NS tank predate the web?!

[Korva]

(Image)

How can a NS tank predate the web?!

I'm pretty sure the mbt-70 was the original NS tank, though various WWII German designs could contest that claim.

[Gallia-]

(Image)

How can a NS tank predate the web?!

"synthetic micro-mesh supported by titanium alloy"

Replace micro mesh with CNTs. Perfectly up to date.

[Antarticaria]

That isn't an MBT-70 mecha musume!

http://e-shuushuu.net/images/2008-05-27-102644.jpeg

Just hit enter on the url 4 magic :3

My god. I will buy a thousand........

[Oaledonia]

[New Emphillon]

(Image)

Is that supposed to represent an M50 Ontos? If so, this one is much better than... whatever that is.

[Purpelia]

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We need to discuss infantry tactics. How do you sneak up on one of those and disarm her? Is it even possible? Or do I actually have to go through the whole courtship thing where I play nice and she smiles and I tell jokes and she laughs and than she goes to the bathroom and I follow her and bash her over the head with a metal pipe?

[Vancon]

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We need to discuss infantry tactics. How do you sneak up on one of those and disarm her? Is it even possible? Or do I actually have to go through the whole courtship thing where I play nice and she smiles and I tell jokes and she laughs and than she goes to the bathroom and I follow her and bash her over the head with a metal pipe?

You're terrifying, and slightly my idol.

[Purpelia]

We need to discuss infantry tactics. How do you sneak up on one of those and disarm her? Is it even possible? Or do I actually have to go through the whole courtship thing where I play nice and she smiles and I tell jokes and she laughs and than she goes to the bathroom and I follow her and bash her over the head with a metal pipe?

You're terrifying, and slightly my idol.

Mind if I sig that quote?

[Vancon]

You're terrifying, and slightly my idol.

Mind if I sig that quote?

Not at all.

[The Greater Luthorian Empire]

I follow her and bash her over the head with a metal pipe?

And then she shoots you because she is wearing a helmet. Granted if she is tsundere she probably shot you earlier and you are immune to being killed from her shooting at you. I gotta stop watching so many shitty harem anime (read: all harem anime).

[Purpelia]

I follow her and bash her over the head with a metal pipe?

And then she shoots you because she is wearing a helmet. Granted if she is tsundere she probably shot you earlier and you are immune to being killed from her shooting at you. I gotta stop watching so many shitty harem anime (read: all harem anime).

The trick would be to lul her into a false sense of safety. Anyone with any girl knowledge will know that whilst they are invulnerable while on guard a girl that feels safe can be disabled by something as simple as grabbing her arm. We also know that by rule of cartoon logic all blows to the head are always instantly incapacitating and completely harmless and without permanent consequences. So all I would have to do is knock her out, drag her to my cave and wait for the hero or alternatively band of magical girl heroines to bust through my front door, beat me up and rescue her.

You know. My usual saturday night thing.

[Vancon]

And then she shoots you because she is wearing a helmet. Granted if she is tsundere she probably shot you earlier and you are immune to being killed from her shooting at you. I gotta stop watching so many shitty harem anime (read: all harem anime).

The trick would be to lul her into a false sense of safety. Anyone with any girl knowledge will know that whilst they are invulnerable while on guard a girl that feels safe can be disabled by something as simple as grabbing her arm. We also know that by rule of cartoon logic all blows to the head are always instantly incapacitating and completely harmless and without permanent consequences. So all I would have to do is knock her out, drag her to my cave and wait for the hero or alternatively band of magical girl heroines to bust through my front door, beat me up and rescue her.

You know. My usual saturday night thing.

Safety first kids.

[Padnak]

I'm teaching the people of my region about EW

the fate of NS lies in my hands

[New Emphillon]

You know. My usual saturday night thing.

I don't know if I should be slightly unnerved or if I should laugh. Maybe I should do both.

I follow her and bash her over the head with a metal pipe?

And then she shoots you because she is wearing a helmet. Granted if she is tsundere she probably shot you earlier and you are immune to being killed from her shooting at you. I gotta stop watching so many shitty harem anime (read: all harem anime).

You always could just shoot her with a sniper or something. Maybe a 12.7x108mm round at a range of 2 km or so? That is sure to go through her helmet without you being killed by any retaliatory fire.

[The Greater Luthorian Empire]

And then she shoots you because she is wearing a helmet. Granted if she is tsundere she probably shot you earlier and you are immune to being killed from her shooting at you. I gotta stop watching so many shitty harem anime (read: all harem anime).

The trick would be to lul her into a false sense of safety. Anyone with any girl knowledge will know that whilst they are invulnerable while on guard a girl that feels safe can be disabled by something as simple as grabbing her arm. We also know that by rule of cartoon logic all blows to the head are always instantly incapacitating and completely harmless and without permanent consequences. So all I would have to do is knock her out, drag her to my cave and wait for the hero or alternatively band of magical girl heroines to bust through my front door, beat me up and rescue her.

You know. My usual saturday night thing.

Your anime is like the ymir so much effort put in that it is hard to tell if it is sarcastic.
Purpelia the megalomaniac guy with a confusing sense of humor kidnaps mecha musume girls only for magic girls to break in and beat him up. The mecha musume girls aren't part of a special magical girl team or anything, Purp lives in a world where girls in mecha musume just wander around everywhere.

He also has a Ymir but whenever he gets in it some girl in mecha musume of an A-10 just blows it up because it is the size of a house.

[The Greater Luthorian Empire]

You always could just shoot her with a sniper or something. Maybe a 12.7x108mm round at a range of 2 km or so? That is sure to go through her helmet without you being killed by any retaliatory fire.

I don't think you know what Purpelia's intentions were.

[New Emphillon]

You always could just shoot her with a sniper or something. Maybe a 12.7x108mm round at a range of 2 km or so? That is sure to go through her helmet without you being killed by any retaliatory fire.

I don't think you know what Purpelia's intentions were.

I do now.

[Purpelia]

Your anime is like the ymir so much effort put in that it is hard to tell if it is sarcastic.

I am not much into sarcasm. It can be fun but it's kind of overrated. I prefer shock comedy. Like for example:

"What's small, red all over and scratching at glass?"

"A baby in your oven."

What is the lesson here?

"Trim babies nails before cooking."

Purpelia the megalomaniac guy with a confusing sense of humor kidnaps mecha musume girls only for magic girls to break in and beat him up. The mecha musume girls aren't part of a special magical girl team or anything, Purp lives in a world where girls in mecha musume just wander around everywhere.

Actually that's part of another thing I do on the internet where I basically have a tendency to recognize discussions that are well into the realm of the silly (like mecha tank-girls) and go full in character as something completely random in order to exercise my writing muscles. I mean seriously. Have some fun people. Let that hair down and go with it.

He also has a Ymir but whenever he gets in it some girl in mecha musume of an A-10 just blows it up because it is the size of a house.

Actually by the time I end trimming the Ymir from those prototype drawings to the actual design proposal (since no one is insane enough to actually build it) it's probably not going to be no larger or heavier than a regular SPG.

[Anemos Major]

(I feel as though we're wandering off-topic just a little bit )

E: (this is probably a discussion worth having in the Infantry thread, though)